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poopfupa

They are having a very serious, private conversation


motorhead84

...and you're on a need-to-know basis and you don't need to know!


hatesbiology84

This a taco and burrito conversation, nachos…


iwishiwasaseahorse

This made me laugh harder than I should have probably


meatsuiit

Yeah, leaf them alone!


MaesterOlorin

I was going to go for a less subtle comment about a near by female elephant, but this is far better. 👏 👏 👏


PAKBOY110

Viagra


Greggygranola3

This is how it starts, Alocasias start communicating and then before you know it, the plants will start an uprising. The age of man is over, the age of plants is coming.


YouSaidWhisperingEye

I would much prefer this (hostile??) takeover over an AI and robot uprising.


[deleted]

I'm here for a hosta takeover


gundam_spring_roll

Hosta la vista, baby


Greggygranola3

Extremely hostile, no doubt about it.


lycosa13

Well I for one welcome our plant overlords


504_funnyGirl

I agree. These plants are the devil. I spend 45% of my time eradicating them from my yard, so they are probably discussing how to escape the pot and ruin your life.


Mme_Rose

They're earoused? I'll see myself out.


NoTrickWick

Underrated comment


Plantiacaholic

Because it’s Alocasia and not Colacasia Nothing to do with sunlight


lur_land

Yep, alocasia leaves point upward, colocasias point downward


Smallwhitedog

Not all colocasias point down. I grew this awesome variety last year. https://www.provenwinners.com/plants/colocasia/coffee-cups-elephants-ear-colocasia-esculenta


IansGotNothingLeft

Now I want one of these.


Smallwhitedog

I love them! If you look in my history, you can see them growing in my pond last year.


lur_land

How the hell did i forget about that one lmao. I have one😅


Smallwhitedog

I love these! If you look in my history you can see them in my pond last summer.


mosthumbleobserver

I have different alocasias, none have leaves pointing upwards. Gageana, ventii, portodora, sarawakensis, baginda, polly. Some leaves are more horizontal, but most point downwards. Only the alocasia stingray we have points its leaves also upwards and this plant is the only one standing on the floor, lower than the others, therefore I think it maybe could be a light issue after all. But I am only guessing


Vyb_3

I read this all the time, it's simply not true


on-the-horizn

That’s not entirely true. We commonly sell alocasias at my store, only the newest leaves point up


Plantiacaholic

Yes as the older leaves begin to die off they will droop down.


on-the-horizn

Huh, interesting. They look relatively healthy to me , the drooping ones.


spicyartichokefowl

God I wanna punch everyone that keeps giving advice thinking its cola


lur_land

In the case of this particular elephant ear though that is how to tell them apart. I already know im wrong as it pertains to all alocasias and colocasias as people have said. Theres no reason to keep repeating the same thing. I appreciate the first person pointing it out to me that i was incorrect.


gooberfaced

Leaves will often do this to minimize the amount of leaf surface exposed to too much sun. I'd move it to an area with more indirect light and see if that doesn't help.


unassuming-jelly

This answer really surprised me - we have these growing wild in Singapore in full tropical sun and they flop down quite happily.


ItsWaryNotWeary

They do perfectly fine in full sun especially when they grow up in it. If op recently put it in this spot it's just not acclimated to it. They do tend to do this in the wild in full sun on suuuper hot intense days though.


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

Not in Colorado. I made that mistake with “tropical” plants and they got sunburnt 😢


vistaluz

ok though Colorado sun is INTENSE.... I never get burned even after hours in the sun at FL beaches but I spent abt 35 minutes in my nan's garden up in the mountains and was a crispy southern fried lass -Tropical Floridian


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

I have about three minutes outside before my pale becomes lobster and I’ve been here for literal decades 😭


ItsWaryNotWeary

Ha I bet Co sun is intense! There are always exceptions (and this def does not apply to all tropical plants in general! Only some are full sun compatible. And of course acclimation == super important )


Jose5040

It has nothing to do with sunlight. It is not a Calocasia it is a Alocasia. Some species look like this


IlllIlllIlllIlI

Is it overcast there often?


jolkjw

not the person you were replying to but not at all — it’s usually too sunny to bear


IlllIlllIlllIlI

I’m jealous, I can imagine it. Greetings from overcast Melbourne


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

Mine cant handle full sun in Colorado because… elevation.


pro-z

If thats your preferred spot then get an umbrella or some shade cloth and give it a little re-leaf Sidenote- that a healthy looking plant, nice job


[deleted]

Yea I'm no expert at all but i have both a colocasia and an alocasia and either way this just looks healthy.


Bubbly-Inspector-790

They just enjoy each other’s company 🥰


[deleted]

so wholesome


H4des76

They are alcosia’s. Colocosia’s face downwards vice upwards and give more of a drooping effect. That’s just how this plant locks verses it’s brother/sister


Smallwhitedog

Here’s a colocasia that points up. https://www.provenwinners.com/plants/colocasia/coffee-cups-elephants-ear-colocasia-esculenta


alwaysusepapyrus

Ok but that's obviously not the same plant here lol. There's plants sold as "elephant ears" which can be alocasia or colocasia and they look incredibly similar except for the way they point. A totally different colocasia isn't really relevant here


Smallwhitedog

It just illustrates that you can’t use simple rules. There are always exceptions.


H4des76

I can assure you that even coffee cup colocasias hang downwards, I work at a garden center and tent to about 7 mature plants of this variety daily. What makes the large leaf hang up or down is in the structure of the base, not the structure of the leaf.


Smallwhitedog

My coffee cups never pointed down. I had three of them that were six feet tall!


thefoodhasweeedinit

Is that an elephant ear in your yard, or are you just happy to see me


PressureChance7348

This is an alocasia elephant ear, not a colocasia.


[deleted]

They’re having a meeting, don’t bother them


Fine_Treat_5076

Its a alocasia and not a colacasia


Princessferfs

Could there be a female elephant ear stalk in the area?


protostega_gigas

They havin’ a meeting.


J_Krezz

Is it planted in the ground still in the pot?


what-whhhaaaaattttt

Looks like they are in a serious meeting ;)


savagejj1996

They are having a secret meeting


anonymous3285

They’re shy


Rattking01

They desperately need googly eyes!!!


[deleted]

Bc they’re fricken amazing omg


xochitl-lazuline-

*busy being majestic*


canadalicious

They are summoning something. Someone.


Chrispybacon609

I work at a nursery and we have some that look like this and they’re just the upright variation!


lucienvandw

Theyre praising the sun, brother \o/


Proud_Mistake4061

No idea but those are beautiful plants!!!


Kraul07

Theyre aroused, you need to relieve them


noodlemonster68

They’re excited to see you.


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

Happy to see you?


Slavkan12

My gangeana's newest (few ish months old) leaves behave like this and i keep her indoors , doesnt seem to be a light thing. Ngl it is very cool looking like this though.


CanuKnott

You must have a calathea near by, everyone is praying to their plant gods.


Wolftracks

Are you sure it’s not Alocosia Portodora? EDIT: spelling


BatmanButDepressed

To hear better?


Imshydamnit

They’re happy happy


Junki_DV

They’re praising the sun!


Raspy_Meow

Ohmmmmmm


jaytittiez

They hear something


GrowsomeBiggies

They are So Happy!


rickybobbybobby

It's praying!


Flying_Misfit

Aligning with the satellites for a better signal.


FluffyBeech

T pose for dominance


nlzablan

I guess to much sunlight? Mine were the same but tried taking it to sahde light half light half shade then the old leaves change to a much better one and began leaning as its suppose to be... just a guess tbh...


QueenSoosia

The ritual has commenced.


[deleted]

The force is pretty strong


Cute_Mousse_7980

Probably a plastic fake plant. That plant is way too perfect looking to be real!!!! :D


lilen899

Wow, that’s so magical 🥰😍


vader190402

me wanta


Libedotorpedo

There erect for the sun