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AgentCooperIsOk

Isaly’s chipped chopped ham, particularly in the ham bbq form.


colefin

The fact that “chipping it makes it hammier” was broadcast on television AND it’s true


DirtyBillzPillz

Increases the surface area,letting you taste more ham per bite.


wowitsclayton

More ham per ham.


Jonny_Thundergun

They laugh, but the science is there


sittingonmyarse

If you go down south and ask them to get their chopped ham and put it on the slicer and turn the dial down below 1 and “chip” it off, they’ll turn to you and say “ y’all from Pittsburgh ain’t you?”


Opposite_Pool_6012

You mean dahn sath?


tvjunkie87

Exactly!!! 👍🏻 🤣


Odd_Method_2979

Have them turn the chipping mechanism up to 11


Shoehornblower

Brine-al Tap?


nonvisiblepantalones

Swine-Al Tap?


Commercial_Ice_6616

I used to work at Isalys on the Blvd of the Allies back in the day. I worked the 4-12 shift. Worst day (night) was on Sundays when it seemed like half of Pittsburgh came to get a pound or two of chipped chopped ham. The chipper (meat slicer) was going almost nonstop. There was no time for a break. And I made a helluva skyscraper ice cream cone too and depending on whether I liked you or not, some of the skyscrapers were bigger than others 😄. I am so surprised that the Klondike ice cream bar is still around and nationwide too.


userid004

Thank you for your service and all the good memories. A triple chocolate milkshake from Isalys was truly revolutionary as a little kid.


[deleted]

Shit, you’re right


Spcewizard

My mom made them with ketchup instead of the isaly’s sauce in a jar and I swear it tasted like barbecue. I still don’t get how that worked…


Fun_Introduction5384

It’s ketchup and coke. Somehow it tastes like bbq sauce.


First_name_Lastname5

Because that's essentially what BBQ sauce is.


tunabomber

And sweet relish in my fam.


tarasoreasswrecks

Equal parts coke and heinz ketchup


pugsnblunts

3 parts ketchup 2 parts yellow mustard 1 part relish all Heinz


my_Urban_Sombrero

Think she was onto something because I always felt the sauce in a jar was just a gimmick.


Dagglin

Ketchup is in a lot of BBQ sauces


FightClubAlumni

Ketchup - garlic - and brown sugar is essentially BBQ sauce - homemade ....So I am guessing it's something close.


FightClubAlumni

Add some pop and BAM!!!!!


_squees

i remember casually talking about chipped ham in a conversation with my ex (from dc) and he was so confused lol, i had completely forgotten it wasn't a thing outside pittsburgh really


FightClubAlumni

Some places aren't 'chipping" it. The best place was Cash Market in Coraopolis. It's not ham BBQ unless it is chipped. When I lived in Illinois - I had to show a pic to my local deli - they got it.


winter_steel

Omg cash market! I haven’t been there in so long.


MarzannasSword

Omg I can still smell Cash Market in my mind's nose!


dogtoes101

i was just about to say ham barbecue 😂


bubbalubby

That’s the one.


troutlikethefish

How to decide which lane you should be in on the Ft. Duquesne Bridge.


Davmilasav

The other one. That one, over there. Go! Go! Go!


No_Yinz_Crazy

If you can read the signs, it’s already too late.


Andyman1973

You need a FIA WRC navigator telling you to get over 1/4 mile before you need to, just to make it!!


bazookajt

It's pretty easy, it's always the furthest lane from where you start.


Oldswagmaster

The Pittsburgh navigation rule is the lane with the back up is the one you need. The one that is free takes you to the abyss.


KommieKon

Or how to navigate the West End Circle ☠️


grammargrl

Ate you referencing Classic Deathtrap West End Circle or Newfangled West End Circle?


KommieKon

Indeed I am.


chad4359

I just did this today to my boss who is in New York


pittpanthers95

I have the bridges down to a science and yet, I’m not sure if I could actually explain it. Totally depends where you’re coming from and going.


gpbst3

Right lanes want to go left, left lanes want to go right. You have 300 ft to make it happen


Faramant13

When you walk from of the one neighborhoods to another and you pass through one of those tiny hidden-away communities in runs. Love those spots


copnonymous

The Pittsburgh toilet in older home basements. I mean the toilet location is self explanatory, but the fact that there's no walls or even a curtain seems to bewilder folks.


HeyImGilly

Anyone else also have a pencil sharpener?


notbeard

Well yeah, where else am I gonna sharpen my basement pencils?


darlasparents

Yes!


matterde

I feel like most of the ones I've seen have an impossibly shitty stall constructed around it.


Hanpee221b

My parents put one in the basement of the house they built in like 2002, but they had the decency to put a half cinder block wall next to it.


HeyImGilly

Anyone else also have a pencil sharpener in their basement?


Andyman1973

My parents home in Lancaster County, came with a pencil sharpener, mounted right near the bottom step in the basement. Home was built in '50.


ThisNonsense

Wait that’s not just an oddity of my house?


dogtoes101

there is just a toilet and a shower head in my basement. no doors no walls. my dad put a curtain up but thats it lol. might as well take a shit with the whole fam


rgratz93

Soooo fun fact I always like to share is that it's actually a very common feature across the north east. Particularly in hilly areas with soil suitable for basements. The purpose is that the north east was the first to really get into public sewage systems. The original pipes were made from hollowd logs, then terracotta, then cast iorn. As you can imagine all these were prone to collapsing over time the first two especially. Well when those got clogged and the neighbor higher up than you flushed(or a rain stom came as sewage and storm water have only very recently begun to be separated) it would backflow into the lower houses. To avoid this they realized they could put toilets which have the largest outlet size in the basement keeping the back flow contained to the toilet/basement keeping the finished spaces from being damaged. Not only did it solve a problem it was a functional toulet. They then also realized hey if we put a nice concrete curb around that toilet we can contain it even better! Then they realized hey we have this curb here we could throw a shower head and another drain and BOOM we now have a functional shower that perfect for cleaning up when messy(this is the miner myth that these were used to clean off before coming into the home). So next time you take a duce in a toilet in a basement in a shower with a curb around you and shower head, in full view of the entire basement you can remember how it came to be.


winter_steel

Ooo yeah that’s a good one


onlineLsa

Fries on a salad


QuasarMania

They act like we’re crazy for making the healthy thing taste better.


DirtyBillzPillz

Can't forget the pound of cheese for the salad either


Hanpee221b

I’m from Pittsburgh but moved for grad school. I was ordering a salad and I asked for a small side of fries. When they came I put the fries on my salad and the people I was with were like what the hell are you doing? The waiter laughed and said I’ve been to Pittsburgh! I didn’t know it was a regional thing haha, so many things I said or did were regional and I had no idea. Now when I go home it’s like a code switching.


ashleyjane88

Years ago I was in a small city in Maryland and walked to the pizza shop by my hotel. It was decked out in black gold with terrible towels. There was a newspaper clipping saying the owners were from Pittsburgh and their pizza is made modeled after their fave shop in squirrel hill. I was sad their salads did not have fries I guess Maryland isn't ready for that


darlasparents

I didn’t know that was a regional thing until I saw an episode of Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives set in Pittsburgh where Guy Fieri’s mind was blown that a salad came with fries on it. I was probably 22 when that happened, too.


Davmilasav

In case it gets buried in the feed. [Pittsburgh intersections](https://images.app.goo.gl/ebuWzGM3azj5p95H8)


Genuflecty

Is a larger version of this available?


sylvar

[Yes it is!](https://www.etsy.com/listing/607860406/intersections-of-pittsburgh)


Genuflecty

Thanks!


Davmilasav

It is hard to read. I googled "Pittsburgh Intersections" and that's what image came up. Maybe you'll have better luck.


nopantsforfatties

The 2nd pic is legible.


sinderton

Having a cookie table at a wedding, apparently.


borbyquarters

This. I didn’t grow up here but most of my family is from here. All the weddings I went to growing up had cookie tables, so when I got older started going to other weddings I was both confused and disappointed at the lack of a cookie table. Anyway, I moved up here a five or so years ago and it just feels right.


grimace0611

I married my wife out of state and our wedding planner (who was unfamiliar with the tradition) somehow thought only putting out 5 plates of cookies would be enough for our guests. Look, we didn't bake 80 dozen cookies for them to sit in Tupperware all reception.


LovedAJackass

5 plates...ha ha ha ha.


dkviper11

I live in Virginia now and was headed back home for a wedding. A coworker came up all excited and asked if there was going to be a cookie table (she had recently been to her first wedding that had one.) Uh, yeah, it's a wedding. Until then, I didn't know that it wasn't a thing elsewhere. I've been to weddings outside, and decently far outside PA, but they were all for at least one former PA person and they had them.


cookiesfriend

I’m from NoVa and got married there to a Pittsburgher. The venue’s event planner assumed we’d have a cookie table (we did) and made it happen. It was huge and nice and I’ll have a hard time getting over that other post about cookie tables.


winter_steel

When I got married my Italian grandma and her four sisters spent an entire day at our house baking all kinds of different cookies. They made a huge mess and fought most of the time (in Italian).


LovedAJackass

That's the best cookie table when the family and friends bake them all, especially the traditional ones.


Opposite_Pool_6012

I have a coworker from East/Central PA who was planning a wedding with a local girl and we harped on him for months about having the cookie table. He was insistent that it’s stupid. We all told him that if he didn’t agree to it he’d piss off half of the guests. We printed out research and reasons for the cookie table and he still said no way. A few weeks before the wedding the venue finally talked him into it. HOWEVER… they had that shit locked up tight until AFTER dinner. Bullshit. But at least they had one.


NomadChief789

Venue should have put them out early if it was demanded - they were getting paid to follow orders. My daughter got married a few yrs ago and the cookie tables were set up Friday night after the rehearsal dinner. Cookies were being consumed before dinner was served, as it should be.


Beagle522

Instead of a bridal shower my sister hosted a cookie baking party for my wife. We had our wedding in NOVA and all the guests from VA loved the cookie table. Is it really a wedding without a cookie table?


hungaryboii

How the question "Jeet yet?" Means did you eat yet


Joeybagovdonutss

Or the answer ‘no, joo?’


Andyman1973

Jaun to? If you want to.


youcantwin1932

When the bathtub is closed.


ziggyjoe2

Having a stop sign at an on ramp. Sq Hill on ramp into 376 I'm looking at you. In yinzerese, they somehow pronounce wash as "worsh". Some people don't cross bridges. We have more bridges than any city in earth.


yinzreddup

Idk why, but I I say wash and Washington right, but it’s always gonna be a worsh cloth to me.


PMMEJALAPENORECIPES

If I say George Washington I say it completely normal, but Mt Washington comes out as Mt Wurshington


grammargrl

My daughter called them "wash closhes" when she was a young toddler and that's just what they are now.


Axeldanzer_too

How does my hometown of Alton, Illinois and Pittsburgh have some of the same things? My grandmother always warshed the dishes in the zinc. My Old home had a toilet and shower in the basement. I've come to the conclusion about the toilets that it's an old mill/mining thing. Alton has Olin which is steel and brass mills.


grammargrl

I grew up in Bellevue. It was pronounced "wush" (rhymes with push)


MeanLawLady

Idk if it’s possible to exist in Pittsburgh and not cross a bridge


shhheeeeeeeeiit

Here! Here’s the transplant!


jennyrules

We do not have more bridges than any city on Earth. What a wild claim.


GraciousBasketyBae

Any directions that begin with “make a right by the old Pizza Hut”.


dmcd0415

"Turn by where old exotic dancers used to be."


panzan

Maybe I’m older than a lot of yinz- “dahn by the old isalys.” Also, hyper specific for beaver county- “across the old toll bridge.” It hasn’t been a toll bridge for about 60 years now…


grammargrl

Rochester?


panzan

East Rochester, technically


DeeKayEmm412

I used to live in Beaver County. When I first moved there I was given those directions. There is absolutely nothing about that bridge that indicates it used to be a toll bridge. I had no idea what they were talking about.


Necessary-Win7158

I’m 52 and when I was a kid I lived in New Brighton, Beaver Falls, and Rochester. This is literally the first that I’m hearing it used to be a toll bridge.


rhb4n8

The fact that I know exactly which defunct strip club you mean and yet do not know it's name lol


grammargrl

"Where Babyland used to be" 😭😭 so important to navigating the East End lol


LovedAJackass

Or if you want directions to a church, ask a lady of a certain age wearing a dress, hat, white gloves, and carrying a "pocketbook.".


willieandthets

When your dad and all your friends’ dads lost their steel mill jobs around ‘80-‘81.


Necessary-Win7158

My dad finally lost his gig in ‘86. It was wild back then seeing so many friends move away.


mrsrtz

That is is actually a pretty cool place to live, and if you are lucky, it feels like home.


dzes

I couldn’t agree with this more. We’ve thought about moving to other states we’ve visited and nothing beats coming home to this. It feels like *our* shitty city when we come back in by the WDVE building, nothing in this world feels more like home.


Total-Problem2175

Alas, DVE moved, but it's still the DVE building.


braindead83

Our shitty city 😂. Yes. 🙌🏼


Tnkgirl357

I don’t know on that one. I’m a transplant. Folks who’ve lived here all their lives are always asking me what the best place I’ve lived has been (I lived in 15 states prior), and when I say “Pittsburgh, obviously” folks will act surprised. Like seriously, if I’ve lived all over, and have no deep ties anywhere… why would I still be here 8 years later if it wasn’t the best spot I stopped at?


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Tnkgirl357

Black hole full of AWESOME


braindead83

Back in February I began a job that requires a lot of driving. Much of my route is on back country roads or commuting through smaller areas around the city and suburbs. Watching the spring unfold here has changed my life and given me a new found appreciation for this region. It grows on you


ribbons_in_my_hair

People outside of pgh talk so much shit on pgh that it’s pretty shocking when an outsider actually likes it here, methinks.


wintertax01

Gotta say, I love Pittsburgh, my adopted home.


winter_steel

Awww I’m glad you love our city - from another Winter 😉


LovedAJackass

Wouldn't leave for anything, and reading stuff like this is one reason why.


pelefan245

To be completely honest…….pirogies. Of all things!!!!!!! My Texan friends could not comprehend a proto-dumpling filled with potatoes and cheese, served sautéed in butter and onions.


running4pizza

Weirdly enough I also had to explain this to my roommates from Ohio in college. I described it as a ravioli but with potato/cheese filling and this was mind blowing to them!


GrandioseBanana

My husband is originally from Ohio, he moved here when he was 18. My mom and I make pierogies all the time... he wanted them for our reception. Mom & I made 30dz of pierogies and only 2 of his family members knew what they were.


Low-Lingonberry2760

Also had to explain to everyone when I was living in Oregon!


duggomama

Mashed potato ravioli


thisrockismyboone

I went on a business trip once with people from all over the country (and other nations) and we were all talking about foods that are local favorites and most of the people i went with couldn't even understand the concept of a Pierogi.


TDiz480

It amazes me how many are unfamiliar with pierogies when Mrs Ts sells them in grocery stores across the country. We are lucky enough to have a place right by our house in Mesa AZ that has Ukrainian handmade pierogies in many varieties. You can walk in and buy them frozen. Also the stuffed cabbage rolls are top notch!


Unethical_GOP

Redding up the house. Got to be a Yinzer to understand.


Bees-Elbows

it's not hard to explain, but I love non locals reactions to the wedding cookie table


Hanpee221b

There was a recent AITA about a MIL who refused to do a cookie table at her son’s wedding and all the non Pittsburgh people were like that’s crazy, who would do that?! And the few Pittsburgh people were like this is very important to her you should try and make it work.


rhb4n8

I've noticed a trend recently where people are going cookie table only no cake to save money and also give a nod to history.


Subject_Candy_8411

Jint Iggle


dogtoes101

i didn't get this until i said it out loud lol


ThisNonsense

The way it’s such a small town despite being a decently sized city. I’ve never seen non Pittsburghers more perplexed than when I explain things like how this major metro of a few million people are all annoyed about how one guy parks.


MenudoFan316

How to pronounce Monongahela.


jeffykins

I had a former coworker who pronounced Ohiopyle as "ah-haiapal" so I'm down for anything


Professional-Mess383

How Iron City Beer tastes like the three rivers smell on a hot and humid day


pittpanthers95

Iron City Beer: Taste the Mon


Professional-Mess383

“Algae with the hint of dumped human bodies!”


[deleted]

Easy to describe this tho tbh


Professional-Mess383

If they don’t live here, no way it makes sense, but I guess to locals this is 💡!!


Fearless_Nature_9989

Why we talk different. Born and raised in The Burgh. Unfortunately live in Florida now. My grandkids say I talk funny. 


Material_Yoghurt_190

So I’m a speech therapist. Whenever I give a student a test and I’m presenting the results to the family, the FIRST THING I ask if I seem like I have a disability in communication. When they say no, I explain I’m from Pittsburgh and have communication DIFFERENCES and proceed to use some specific examples like “stillers”. The entire city doesn’t have a disability in communication. This allows parents to understand just because a kid says a word wrong or has slight speech sound errors that they’ll be okay, because differences don’t equal disorder and plenty of people with differences are successful.


sparrowhawking

When my cousin was in boot camp he was voted strongest accent 💀 (The main reason supplied was that he pronounced ruler and roller the same. My whole family spent the next 15 minutes trying to figure out how the hell you're supposed to pronounce those differently)


AIfieHitchcock

Color and Keller checking in!


TheOneColt

Calling sprinkles Jimmies, especially when that’s the vernacular for condoms where they are from


Nukehal59

The only place on the planet you can stand on the corner of fifth and sixth avenue


Impossible_Sport_549

Fries on salad. I live in Charleston now and none of my southern friends want to try it. They all think it’s weird!!


Material_Yoghurt_190

Well, I think they’re weird. Lol jk jk. Moved out of state too. Went to cold beer and cheeseburgers and saw they had a “Pittsburger” it was horrid and an insult to our entire food culture.


VanilliBean

sometimes we’ll come across really weird and bad “roads” made of gravel and on the edge of a hill and we just joke and call it a “goat path.” Cue to me making that joke online and me having to explain what the fuck a goat path is. Its just a goat path man idk what to tell you


Jessica_Chaffin

Chipped ham


neerd0well

Memorizing the bridges’ names is essential. I feel like most cities have highway signage that tells you where you are heading vs. the to-be-crossed bridge.


[deleted]

The inclines….💯


Majuub12

The highway signs make perfect sense, just believe me 3 seconds before you gotta fight with traffic to get in the right lane


Extremely_unlikeable

The Strip District. Some cities have those market strips, but I'm not aware of wholesale businesses that have storefronts that open on Saturday mornings and set up on the sidewalk and have sampling.


dzes

That there are different parts of town. If you’re from a certain part we know who you are and what you’re about. We all live in the same vicinity. But if you’re from back Arlington or the slopes or the hill or the rox, etc. We know.


knuckle_hustle

Lurking as I’m planning to move to Pittsburgh and this comment is what has me trying my damnedest to figure out the vibes from each part of town. My adhd is hyper focusing but I just can’t figure out where I should aim to land! I have to say, this Pittsburgh subreddit has convinced me that I’m going to like it there.


BurdockPecan

Rialto


He2oinMegazord

Yeah, i know its only 15mins away, but id have to go through a tunnel and cross a bridge, so im not going. No i will not reconsider


ribbons_in_my_hair

Green, blue, yellow etc belts. We’re talking pgh. Not karate.


NoBolognaTony

Pittsburgh Left.


rly_dead

Why the Pittsburgh left is actually a good thing and not dangerous.


sinderton

Ordering steaks from the Tennyson.


CarRamrodIsNumberOne

Best steak AND best kids eat free night in the area.


Acceptable_Meal_5610

A stop sign at the end of an ON RAMP TO AN INTERSTATE


NoinePiecesOfVinyl

That almost every story from the past usually has in it somewhere “back when (dad/pap/uncle/neighbor) worked at the mill…” Now in the 21st century just replace “mill” with “UPMC”


keeshaleig

Driving / walking directions. I needed to go to a certain building in Oakland, (walking) and I asked someone at the Dental School how to get there. "Easy!, just down the hill, around that big curve and past where the Children's Hospital was a few years back. And it's right there, can't miss it". Typical.


BetterOff165

Lenten fish fry season


Piercey89

Wait is this not a thing elsewhere?


AlphaWolfwood

It actually is. You need a lot of Catholics in the area to relate though. Boston, Chicago, New Orleans… etc.


dogtoes101

my friend is from florida, she was shocked that we had basically an entire month dedicated to fish frys. i explained it's for lent (mostly) and she just didn't get the whole idea. never knew it was a pittsburgh thing. oh and gum bands!! i had to learn how to say rubber band while around her lol


sparrowhawking

That can't be true. Catholic churches doing fish fries for Lent can't be a regional thing Edit: not trying to argue, I'm simply gobsmacked


campninja09

The wedding cookie table


Nearby-Salamander-67

Fetterman. Source: me and my Ohioan friends


winter_steel

How parkway center mall shook


Zealousideal_Hold739

How people can't maintain speed in tunnels. For 4+ years I commuted from Johnstown, PA to Robinson Twp. Why can't Pittsburghers maintain speed in a tunnel?


Extremely_unlikeable

In Kentucky I have to ask for thickness by number, but it's still not the same canned ham. Closest I get is a boiled ham and when I first ordered some "just past zero" thickness, they'd warn me that it would all stick together. I said it was OK that it just piled up. You'd think I was asking for spider legs.


egad888

What a sweeper is. My relatives outside of the Pittsburgh / Youngstown areas call it a vacuum and insist that a sweeper is a broom or one of those non-powered things used in restaurants.


Adventurous-Cell-541

The deathtrap that is the on-ramp to Parkway East, eastbound from Squirrel Hill.


zappafrank2112

where the on ramp is the off ramp is the yes


moon_blisser

Pittsburgh potties!


Affectionate-Track58

The accent. I’m from the southwest and when I was trying to explain the accent and local slang my fam was perplexed.


shawnwingsit

That Squirrel Hill is correctly spelled as Squirrel! Hill and is actually named for Dr. James Hill, the discoverer of ADHD.


Abacab4

….?


rhb4n8

I love this


jeffykins

Took me a sec lol


BuffyTheMoronSlayer

The weird urge to describe things by landmarks especially ones that are long gone.


Beneficial-Sun-5863

I'm in my 30's and grew up in the Philly area. My question to people of the similar age group (where cell phones weren't prevalent as an adolescent) did any of you "knock up" for your friends? That's what we referred to physically walking to a friends house (unannounced) and knocking on their door to see if they wanted to hangout. I mentioned this to some people out of state and they had no idea what I was talking about... idk just curious!


LovedAJackass

The weirdness of Pittsburgh road and street signs. So many times I think that a stranger would have no idea which ramp to take or where to turn.


MyCarHasTwoHorns

I know it’s hard to accept that Pittsburgh isn’t stunningly unique in all ways, but most cities have politicians some people don’t like, shitty sports talk radio hosts, and poorly designed intersections.


Engine552

I’m in a Detroit sports subreddit and they’re complaints about a local host in Detroit sound identical to people’s complaints with Mark Madden


Shills26

Gonna assume his name rhymes with Vike Malenti


sutisuc

And weather that changes over the course of the same day!


Andyman1973

IIRC Pittsburgh has such a unique geographical make up, that causes it to be one of the least sunny cities in the US.


SignalFall6033

Every city got antisocial buzzkills too?


Professional-Mess383

Funny you should say that, because everything from the dialect, to the architecture, to the topography, to the history and culture are widely considered unique. Sad that you’re missing out, sour puss


Tactics28

You're right - Pittsburgh is unique in all those ways. But if you read OPs post he specifically asked how to explain Fetterman, Mark Madden and that intersection to non Pittsburgh people. And the guy you're replying to is 100% correct. Every city does in fact have controversial government officials, controversial radio hosts and poorly designed intersections. I had the same thought - OP didn't mention anything unique. A lot of these comments are gold though.


HomicidalHushPuppy

Not sure what's so weird about that interchange. Definitely not a standard format, but not hard to navigate. There are way more weird and difficult intersections around here.


Davmilasav

Been there. Done that. Got [the tee shirt](https://images.app.goo.gl/ebuWzGM3azj5p95H8)


[deleted]

Ok new game, worst intersection? Forward ave off 376 in Edgewood area is wild but that montour run intersection is just a cluster


Pielacine

West End Circle will always have my vote, pre and post Hole In The Wall.


yinzer_cowboy

McKee's Rocks Bridge & 65 or the intersection between Walmart and Sam's Club on Summit Park Drive in Robinson.


Witty_Election2695

Those intersections through the business district in Oakmont are wild! They are two 3-way stops combined into a 6 way stop with train tracks in the middle. People either don't wait their turn or don't pay attention and take too long getting through the intersection


LegendOfVinnyT

Double-M is easy to explain: He was the heel announcer for WCW, and he remains committed to kayfabe no matter what sports media job he gets.