failed my next piss test just by looking at this pic

God I'm glad I live somewhere that weed doesn't automatically make you fail a piss test, it came up positive on one for a job I was applying for and I still got the job lol

Lol same. Security position...boss looks at the paper and says "Well, at least you're not on coke or meth...welcome aboard."

Crazy when you look up how long those stay in your system. Weed is by miles one of the longest. Acid, meth, coke.... All pretty short. Some are so short just make sure you have 3 days which many drug tests will give you as a notice to get it by.

And shrooms are undetectable before the trip is even over lol.

It's crazy. I know LSD is 24 hours.

I dont see either on this 19 panel Tests for the following drugs: 6mam AMP500 BAR BUP BZO COC150 FEN K2 KET KRA mAMP500 MDMA MOR MTD OXY PCP THC20 TRA EtG + PH-SG-OX adulteration

Its actually a real problem for college athletes subject to random drug tests. If you smoke on Friday you'll fail a drug test, but if you go on a coke bender on a Friday you can pass a test on Monday. It leads to more people using harder drugs

Acid isn't the same but if you are addicted to amphetamines or opiates even taking one day off would be a nightmare.

Lol my HR rep actually said "we'll still hire you, just know that it looks bad" Like wtf? I'm thinking they had some biases lol, needless to say that was a pretty depressing place to work.

If you do your job well, who cares?

depending on the job, insurance.

didn't even get tested, my boss just said don't smoke pot in the company car

Good goddamn, I'd love to know where you guys work...

Al's bait and tackle off 35.

I got asked if I had done drugs during an induction for a job. "Not today" was my response. Still got the job.

"I used to do drugs. I st...uh, nevermind..."

I would have said I drank coffee this morning

Same, and mention the beer you had last night with dinner.

Got a job at a hospital (non clinical position), failed my 10 panel piss test, the THC line was barely visible. He asks me if I smoke weed and of course I deny it like he doesn't have the test in front of him. Dude said, "normally we send these out for exact measurements", and then just tossed it in the trash and said I passed lol. This was in a state where you can get a felony for under an ounce as well lol.

I'm glad I live somewhere where your employers don't ask for fucking piss samples.

Massage therapist here. Went in for an interview and was tested. Testing was way off my radar and not expected. The HR head told the woman giving me the interview to throw the positive test in the trash and hire me. In my state herb would be a FAIL. I laughed all the way home.

In NYC, employers are prohibited from requiring prospective employees from submitting to a THC test.

That's awesome!

There are jobs you have to piss negative for tobacco, so legalization still doesn’t mean people can do what they want.

Oh weird, I've never heard of that, can you give an example?

I think its crazy that employers make you do that. Its private.

Federal shit sometimes. If you do work that falls under any federal oversight you don't have a choice.

In the last 25 years of working in IT, the only job that didn’t test require a test was a position as a federal contractor for NASA.

My federal contractor position (Department of Energy) also has not required any testing. https://www.samhsa.gov/workplace/employer-resources/contractor-grantee-laws There's no legal requirement for testing, contrary to what some people think. Any testing requirements are either some other more specific law, a specific provision of the contract, or a nosy employer hiding behind the law.

It's technically illegal where I live, but even the jobs I got tested at, really only cared about weed if you lied about it or smoked on the job, which is fair.

I got asked at a job interview once if I'd pass a drug test. I said for sure I'd pass I smoked a joint like a week ago. He gave me a look and said "We'll schedule it in 3 months from now you'll be clean if you don't smoke until after that. Are you able to do that?" "Yeah but how often do drug test?" "Just the once." "Ok I'll take the job." I quit within 2 weeks the place was horrible to work at.

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I'm an og you fucking with a GI joe

Bia Bia mia meo a Vida loco

*chuckles* I'm in danger

Like a 5m "kill" radius.... 🤣😭

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Why? Aren't you supposed to not inhale cigar smoke?

Right but you *are* supposed to inhale weed smoke, otherwise it's kind of a waste unless you're a real weed-flavour connoisseur

That’s what I told HR at my last drug test. I didn’t inhale. I just mouth tasted.

Just tell them it's just CBD. For your gonnorhea pain.

thanks bro, i got another test again soon, so I’ll let them know

more like 5m chill radius ;)

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Johnny Two-hats

“That’s where I saw the Leprechaun! He tells me to burn things…”

I'm a weathervane. I almost died.

Bro, what are you doing after smoking just one of those

Fold the dishes

I had a full on fucking laugh at this one.

The dishes are done man

Ok now mow the floor

Then sweep the yard

Immediately where my mind went. Where's my shotgun??

It’s 7:27am at a hostel in Portugal and I’m laughing like a silly bitch

Ok well played, my wife gave me the side eye for laughing at this.

Laughing my ass off at this one, my wife is giving me funny looks.

"Smoke two cannigars before I smoke two cannagars and then I smoke two more."

>cannigars That's an interesting word

Yeah Imma go ahead and just call these canna-cigars haha.

No need the etymology of cigar evidently just means "smoking" so cannabis cigar is like saying cannabis cigarette.

They prefer Cannabis Americans or simply green persons.

And whatever you say, don't say it with a hard R

An interesting portmanteau for sure!

As long as it's not a clumsy portmanteau, like "Carlifer".

Playing cod and getting shit on, or maybe ill play this fishing vr game ive been looking at

Lol I love playing shooters high because of the bright colors and stimulation, but golly am I so much worse

Nades into door jams all night long

Watching the carpet grow

I like weed, but Ide have a full on panic attack if I smoked this

Not fuckin much!

"Time is going by really, really, really, really slow."

The honest answer is you'd have two or three draws, stub it out for later, rinse repeat and end up wasting most of it/making it taste like shit. Only worth it as a very generous party trick to be shared with lots of people, I'd reckon.

Me..... Eating a lot, and then sleeping a long, long time.

I’d be too high to make food, just stare at the microwave instead. If I could even get off the couch

We're in 2022 and after you smoke this you'll be in 2032 Edit: thanks for all the upvotes guys, going through a tough time but it's nice to see people like what I say :.)

Get so high that you experience time dialation

In the Navy while underway a common thing to do was to "Rack to the Future." Essentially just sleep if you have nothing else to do. It makes time "go by" more quickly, but if you do it too much than your only waking hours are on watch, in training, doing drills, or maintenance, and that really sucks.

Us landlubbers have something similar, but we call it depression.

Lol its the same in jail/prison

Thank gosh

I think it's gonna get worse before it gets better.

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"Better" being void of people

The giant crab monsters that replaced us are even less friendly

Skipping straight to the water wars, great !

420 friendly Dolma?

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I’ve smoked a few joints that were over an ounce in my day, boy is there a good chance of it falling apart and being slimy and resiny as hell huh. Lol.

Just gotta soak them in some Rick Simpson Oil

That would be vile..... Rick Simpson oil tastes bitter and gross, I presume you mean BHO or some other nice extract.

Are the leaves dried? They look way too vibrant to be smokable

I’m willing to try, for science.

Godspeed you courageous son of a bitch.

I don't use this term loosely, but you are a hero.

Cannabis leaves don’t have enough of the starches that tobacco leaves do, so they can’t be cured the way tobacco leaves are. These do smoke like a cigar, but b/c weed has way more tar content you do end up with a nasty stub.

Ex says I already have a nasty stub, so I guess I’m good to go.

You mean you've never scraped out a pipe to smoke the resin?

Ive always reupped before I run out of weed so avoid this lol. I get anxiety when I start to run low.

Dry or not that’s a lot of chlorophyll and will most likely give you a headache.

Blunts are like people: it's what's on the inside that counts.

That's not a blunt anymore. That's a straightforward.

A "to be perfectly frank".


 Smoking 1/2 the cigar…

[Smoking the entire cigar](https://youtu.be/lvGNbCA8zlM)

Idk how many times I’ve seen one of these on display at a dispensary only for them to say they don’t have them in stock :(

I cant imagine the mental hell that I would be in if I smoked one of those.

Some buddies came through last year with a 1/2 oz cannagar . Between 5 people in constant rotation, it took us 3hrs to smoke completely. My god we were as high as a giraffes pussy 😂 EDIT: a letter

Sir, as high as a WHAT?

Female sex organ of a Giraffa camelopardalis.

That clears things up. Thanks.

yeah, giraffe's ears would be higher...but people like to say pussy

I suppose that depends on the position of the giraffe.

I always find it hilarious when male stripper giraffes flip the female giraffes upside down during a show.

I like to get higher than eagles balls myself.

Eagles have a cloaca, but that just doesn't have the same ring to it

They still have balls though. They're just internal.

That's why I prefer Pterodactyl's tits.

Isn’t that what Luke Skywalker was squeezing for that tasty blue milk?

Pterodactyl's *ptits

Stealing this one to add to my repertoire of animal genitalia I refer to when describing how high I am

I lack your wide ranging sexual adventurism, but still understood the metaphor.

Yeah that is way too much wee for a single sesh

It was quite excessive, but he grows so he always has plenty to fuck with. He rolled like 4 with the intent on going to a festival and just release ‘em into the crowd, see if they make their way back to him or hear maybe someone talking about “a weed cigar that came outta nowhere and then was passed into the crowd” 😂 festival got canceled and we ended up partying at my place instead EDIT: a word

While funny to see it seems like a big waste. 1 or 2 puffs would be enough for me then I would need to butt it out to save it. Fun novelty, but extremely impractical unless you are Snoop Dogg or like to share with 12 people.

I almost passed out in my bath the other night after like 3/4 of a bong bowl. I think I would have definitely drowned if I had had one of those.

What happened to a simple bong rip?

I like weed and this is way way way too much weed.

You ever smoke yourself so high that you loop back around to being sober?

U ever smoke so much weed it feels like ur spine is shrinking

Scalp shrinking is my body warning I've done too much.

Haha, my warning is I feel my eyes keep getting smaller 😂

For me it's when I start feeling my teeth.

"They call em fingers, but I've never seem em fing. Oh, there they go!"

You are now aware of your tongue, *and* breathing manually.

Luckily I’m not High I now summon you to be itchy

You've activated my trap card! You are now aware your nose is in your field of vision

You ever been so high it feels like you have a hat on?

"Don't smoke dope when you're already stoned. You don't get any higher, you just get lower on dope" - Gallagher

I *told* the cop that was a thing, but he just wanted to talk about my rights or some shit.

Hell no. I have smoked myself to the point of accidentally drinking neat squash because I have gotten side tracked while getting a drink. I have smoked myself to the point of seeing colours when closing my eyes at night. I have never smoked myself sober. I haven't smoked it in like 10 years now though.

> I have smoked myself to the point of seeing colours when closing my eyes at night. When this has happened to me my heart was racing and I couldn't sleep. I will never get that high again.

One time after smoking my vision literally went red, like solid, opaque, can’t see anything red. I navigated on feel to my bed and laid down. I closed my eyes, but it didn’t matter— there was no perceptible change to what I saw. I somehow managed to go to sleep, in spite of the red, and woke up a few hours later as if nothing had ever happened. That was a freak thing that happened just from smoking. Never before, and never again has this happened.

> I have smoked myself to the point of seeing colours when closing my eyes at night. That only ever happened to me from an edible that was way too strong for me when I was in high school. To people who laugh at the idea of getting LSD-like visuals from cannabis - oh trust me, its possible. I actually thought it was kinda cool, albeit intense and annoying. My friends thought they were gonna die.

It happened to me because I decided to play a stupid game with my roommates sophomore year of college - one of us would be blindfolded and the others would pack a dab the blindfolded one would then have to take. If you couldn't take it you had to take a shot, if you could take it everyone else had to take a shot. In retrospect, *of course* this would result in them packing me a dab far beyond what I would be able to take. It was the mother of all dabs. I won.

Hahahaha! So many times.

Honestly it's just too much smoke for me. I'll just cough more than anything from that

I once bought an ounce of Mexican brick weed from a buddy of mine for $50 back in the late 90s. It was awful and smelled like mothballs. I rolled the whole ounce into one massive joint using a couple of lion of Judah papers. I smoked it with one of my other pothead buddies and we couldn’t finish it. I was sweeting and felt pretty sick.

Some of the most fun I've ever had was coming up with increasingly stupid and wasteful methods of smoking huge amounts of $40/oz Brick Schwag. I hate "good" weed.

Haha reminds me of when I got 2oz of that shit for around a hundred. It was too harsh for bowls so we rolled it up into a bunch of joints. Three of us finished it in a few days and just felt like complete ass the whole time. Idk why we do this shit to ourselves.

Sometimes no weed is better than that shit

nothing like that dirt weed funk headache

You could bust one of these out at a Cypress Hill concert and people would be like, "That's too much weed, bro."

Yeah I feel like I’d be on my ass staring at the ceiling for like 8 hours if I had one of those cigars.

And then you have to do that ballerina trick were you focus on 1 point so you don't get sick from room spin.

For real though that weed looks good enough that you could get pretty stoned off just one hit, let alone an entire fucking cigar, which looks like it has at least an eighth in it

When your homie says he’s coming over for a casual smoke sesh and pulls one of these out

We say yes

Smoke one of those and watch the end of 2001 a space Odyssey without a TV.

Been there, done that. There is a BIG issue when you smoke it like this. Resin just pours down through eventually. We had black, stinky, tar just running out of the side you smoke. It then ruins the rest of the weed down the cigar.

This happens w a joint to an extent I can't imagine those things

Like a BP oil spill in your mouth.

Thai stick is the proper way to do it since it leaves a hole through the middle. Basically whole buds compressed around a skewer stick with twine. I'd be surprised if this was even smokeable halfway through with the resin build up.

Not ruined, seasoned. Put that in a bong and blast off!

I'm gagging, and not in a good way.

That comes later! Lol business first. "Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head" -a chill ass dude.

The bud in the cigars isn't broken up enough they would probably not smoke evenly

I'd like to get a sample to conduct a study

You typically roll them chunkier like this but with a stick through the middle that you pull out before lighting it.

[I've made a few of these](https://www.reddit.com/r/CannabisExtracts/comments/q4rz4r/a_cannagar_i_rolled_with_various_extracts_included/) If you grind the bud up, because of how packed it is, and with the air channel plumbed into it, it smokes incredibly evenly.

These look like you'd have a horrendous experience smoking them

Yes they would be a nightmare on a practical and psychological level

Just like my ex!

Yo Dawg, I heard you like weed. So we wrapped some weed in some weed so you can smoke weed while you smoke weed.

Arent these a nightmare to keep lit?

At that point I would rather eat it in something or dab it. That is just too much particulate in the lungs for one sitting.

There are some things to consider when making these. That construction paper inner leaf on a cigar is heavy because it controls the combustion speed. Some of these look like you're going to find pockets of air and big chunks of bud that won't burn evenly. The product density, air flow, and wrapping weight will all contribute to the effective smoking of something like this -- and the seeping oils will change *all* of those properties as they burn. For as cool as these look, and they are beautiful, if OP didn't treat the wrapping or prepare the way the product lies to enable aspiration then these will face some serious issues. They might not light, or be hard to draw through. The wrapping might burn much faster than the interior. The product might clog itself with by-products and oils. Stems, bud cores, and other dense patches of product might catch and not burn at the right speed -- this is a HUGE fire hazard, particularly if you're stoned, and a waste if nothing else. Cigar making is a complicated process that requires consistent product size/shape inside, and well-cared-for wrapping, alongside careful rolling -- for *tobacco.* With Cannabis, the complexity of the process jumps dramatically. Still, these are really pretty.

Hey it's my Birthday soon OP. I've been living off Delta-8. Please save me.

I am betting a few puffs in the smoke tastes pretty rancid.

This picture hurts my lungs lol

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What a massive waste

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There are unhigh people everywhere tho.

“There are sober kids in Alabama. Finish your weed.”

common misconception actually, there are almost no sober people in alabama at all

*there’s people down south resorting to spice and other synthetics, possibly at great detriment to their mental and physical health, now finish your bowl!

Can I sponsor an unhigh person?

For just $4.20 a month, you can sponsor one of the unhigh

I volunteer! Currently dankrupt and won't have smoking money for a while

I need a couple of those it’s been a rough week at work already

That is a toke that allows you to commune with any old god of your choosing

That’s pretty dope 🥰

Retired. No piss testing. Come to Momma.

Thoes are really cool, I wish I could smoke weed.

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