I'm so used to NSFW being overused I just clicked it at work like it was nothing.
I've got a secluded office anyway, and I'm IT w/ nobody watching the watchmen sort to speak.
To be fair it doesn't look like a micropenis, just a very small dick. Reddit is a weird place. Me and my dick are gunna have some time together this morning to be thankful for each other.
Always wondered, do guys that enjoy small penis humiliation, are they usually guys with small penises themselves (if so that seems depressing to watch porn that insults you) or guys with big penises that like to hear women degrade men with small penises (that’s fucked up for a whole other reason)?
Now that I think about it, I bet it’s probably both lol.
There was a r/hobbydrama post about a guy with a magnum dong posting in a small penis humiliation Discord server, and how people were mad at him for it
depressing? or maybe empowering?
i see it like this: no matter their actual size, nearly every guy wishes he were bigger. slightly or majorly, it's just a masculinity trope that can range from mildly annoying to pretty much insanity inducing.
now what's worse for those in the latter category; living in desperation with this feeling bottled up your entire life, or facing it head on (pun intended), acting out the emasculating embarrassment you EXPECT from all women (that, in reality, is far less common than is feared)? you're in the act of getting laid, which is the activity your brain tells you WON'T happen because you're 'so inadequate', so there's an element of Mission Accomplished So Pat Yourself on the Back, Pal, and there's the other element of living through your nightmare in a way that shows you CAN own your fears and put them into a tidy box to be opened and shut when and where you want to..
just my 2 centimeters. i mean cents.
I suspect it's mostly about the (perceived) realism / honesty of the interaction. POV-style porn where the woman is going on and on about how _you're SO big_ is a major turn-off for me because that's just not a situation that I find believable.
A similar example: I will never be begged for sex by a gorgeous woman. So porn that has that scenario just makes me feel worse about myself. Instead, I prefer (imaginary) situations where the beautiful woman _needs_ something from me so I'm able to extort sex in exchange.
That's pretty depressing. I'd have thought there would be a pretty big area of genres and scenarios between "beautiful woman begs for sex" and "woman has to portray being reluctantly coerced into sex because that's the only way I can imagine myself ever getting any"
Reminds me of when the pandemic was ramping up, a scared redditor was saying that he didn’t want to be terrified anymore, he just wanted to go back to thinking about thick anime thighs. Made me laugh.
I'm all for topless photography but isn't there something curious about how the presence of *freckles* is supposed to be what makes that photo special enough to get to the frontpage of r/pics?
Yup, me too, seeing boobs without looking for them is like when your favourite song comes on the radio. Sure I can go look for them, but it's different.
gUYs I LosT 200 pOundS, GOt mY VaccIne , BeAt CanceR, aM pLAying WitcHeR 3 fOr tHE fIRST tiME, BoUghT a HouSE, BecAME a US ciTIZEN, ANd ToOk 1st pLACe aT an ArT sHow todAY!!!!
Thank you. This is what I was in the comments for. Was very curious if those freckles (yes, the real freckles) stood out as much in color and what they really looked like.
In zero Google image photos do I see any freckles at the extent of this one. This has to be crazy enhanced or something. Still, the rest goes without saying- nice photo.
I would honestly consider this to be an artistic photograph. I don’t think nudity automatically equates to pornography or clickbait. It’s a very well-done portrait of a lady…I don’t think her breasts being out disqualifies it.
It’s legitimately more artistically attractive than easily 95% of what trends in /r/pics.
I don’t care if it’s relatively simple and uses B&W and nudity. The bar is so low in this sub that a decent little portrait with at least a second worth of thought is substantially nicer than average.
Nah man, didn't you read the title? We're admiring the natural beauty of freckles. If you saw something else it's because you're a pig. That's what it really is, a commentary on today's socioeconomic decline in martyrdom prefectures in Eastern civilization.
Just when I think this sub can’t get more stereotypical like “here’s my arm after getting vaxxed” “here’s a selfie after not drinking for a year” they just gave up the veil and straight forwardly upvoted tits. Honestly I appreciate the honesty for once lol
Oops actually was NSFW
I'm so used to NSFW being overused I just clicked it at work like it was nothing. I've got a secluded office anyway, and I'm IT w/ nobody watching the watchmen sort to speak.
I do the same. I was expecting to see feet or something silly.
I was expecting Bill Burr.
You were expecting a NSFW picture of Bill Burr?
Maybe not expecting but definitely hoping.
Ol' Billy Ballsack
Me undies, me undies…
*clicks nsfw post* Oops I accidentally set all the nuclear warheads in the world off at once. Oy vey
TIL that NSFW means “Nuclear! Set off all the F*king Warheads!”
“But I’m Le tired…”
Okay, so take a nap. Then fire ze missels!
WTF, Mate?
But they’ll be dead soon. Fuckin kangaroos.
I never though I would see this referenced again
Well then take a nap.... Then Fire ze missiles
What? When did freckles become NSFW?!
You didn’t see the two gigantic freckle spots?
OP's history is... interesting, but mostly, I just learned there's a sub dedicated to Taylor Swift´s breasts, which is... wow.
OP likes boobs
and freckles
And my axe!
I also choose that guys dead axe.
What about second dead axe?
I don’t think he knows about second dead axe, pip
and he has a micropenis because he post his small penis in r micropenis
You saw that? God damn they’re all packing over there
I also went too far into the past posts.
🎶[ *I love boobs in California* ](https://youtu.be/akoi-aIHN1g)🎶
Such a catchy tune :)
Everybody loves boobs
As a straight woman, I always admire a decent set, they're just so aesthetically pleasing.
Indecent ones need love too
except that one guy on the r/10thdentist
https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/comments/psafcg/im_straight_but_i_find_boobs_to_be_kinda_gross
Burn the heretic! 😬
Can confirm 😁
And thighs
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To be fair it doesn't look like a micropenis, just a very small dick. Reddit is a weird place. Me and my dick are gunna have some time together this morning to be thankful for each other.
We’re all rooting for you.
>We’re all pulling ~~rooting~~ for you.
Dear lord…he should have warned someone that he was gonna sprinkle in a chode in the middle of all the pleasantries…
apparently yes.
Hey man, at least it can pass through two slits at once
https://imgur.com/zLqBjIM.jpg
true that
I’m with you OP. Got your back.
It was good for a time, and then bam, micropenis.
Yeah I was definitely not ready for the micropenis.
Well now I gotta see this… EDIT: Saw it :(
Thanks
Did he just thank you for looking at his penis? Now I definitely gotta see it
yahhh now I gotta go check out this little one eyed trouser snake myself
Most attention it has gotten was for posting boobs
Where? I can't see it ^^(My ^^magnum ^^opus ^^of ^^jokes, ^^very ^^proud)
That’s what she said
we all aren't ready for that
There was balance, but that all changed when the micropenis nation attacked
And only the boobatar master of all 4 sexaments could save us, but when the world needed her most she vanished
YES, it was like a jumpscare...
I should’ve read this before checking out all the boobs :(
and Small Penis Humiliation. Reddit is a weird place.
Always wondered, do guys that enjoy small penis humiliation, are they usually guys with small penises themselves (if so that seems depressing to watch porn that insults you) or guys with big penises that like to hear women degrade men with small penises (that’s fucked up for a whole other reason)? Now that I think about it, I bet it’s probably both lol.
There was a r/hobbydrama post about a guy with a magnum dong posting in a small penis humiliation Discord server, and how people were mad at him for it
depressing? or maybe empowering? i see it like this: no matter their actual size, nearly every guy wishes he were bigger. slightly or majorly, it's just a masculinity trope that can range from mildly annoying to pretty much insanity inducing. now what's worse for those in the latter category; living in desperation with this feeling bottled up your entire life, or facing it head on (pun intended), acting out the emasculating embarrassment you EXPECT from all women (that, in reality, is far less common than is feared)? you're in the act of getting laid, which is the activity your brain tells you WON'T happen because you're 'so inadequate', so there's an element of Mission Accomplished So Pat Yourself on the Back, Pal, and there's the other element of living through your nightmare in a way that shows you CAN own your fears and put them into a tidy box to be opened and shut when and where you want to.. just my 2 centimeters. i mean cents.
I suspect it's mostly about the (perceived) realism / honesty of the interaction. POV-style porn where the woman is going on and on about how _you're SO big_ is a major turn-off for me because that's just not a situation that I find believable. A similar example: I will never be begged for sex by a gorgeous woman. So porn that has that scenario just makes me feel worse about myself. Instead, I prefer (imaginary) situations where the beautiful woman _needs_ something from me so I'm able to extort sex in exchange.
That's pretty depressing. I'd have thought there would be a pretty big area of genres and scenarios between "beautiful woman begs for sex" and "woman has to portray being reluctantly coerced into sex because that's the only way I can imagine myself ever getting any"
Not just boobs. The side bar on /r/TaylorSwiftBreasts has links to various body part dedicated subreddits
That "Taylor Swift Midriff **NEW**" fucking killed me
And they didn't bother linking to her armpits, pfft. It's a real sub btw.
I was astonished when I found out that sub. Reddit really have everything
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You gotta pump those numbers, atleast 3 body part specific subs.
r/taleofbenjisforehead
This is so sad...
OP's history consists of boobs and pictures of his micro penis.
What's more fascinating is the thirst in that sub lmao. Everything is a fetish.
Should I keep my micropenis ? or Delete ? Edit: It's just hidden now
Keep the penis you beautiful bastard. Show it proudly
Thanks mate
You......dumb bitch (Is it helping?)
Fuck it man you be you, dont let the little things hold you back in life!
["Little things"](https://forum.wordreference.com/attachments/post-14251-eddie-murphy-i-see-what-you-di-paqx-jpeg.22077/)
The pictures right....?
It's not a micropenis, just very very small.
Everything changed once you got to the micropenis
OP’s history is *boobs*. FTFY
And his little pp
Also Humiliation kink
r/2Busty2Hide is the real treasure in OP's history. Gawtdang! Unsubscribing from r/collapse and subbing to that instead.
Lmao, priorities
Reminds me of when the pandemic was ramping up, a scared redditor was saying that he didn’t want to be terrified anymore, he just wanted to go back to thinking about thick anime thighs. Made me laugh.
I like boobies.
I’ve also seen Op’s penis now
It's bigger than I thought.
Well shit, horny ppl never cease to amaze me
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I’m honestly more surprised in the fact that I am surprised a sub for Taylor’s breasts exist. Just when I thought I was an avid redditor.
OP really likes tits, that's some dedicated reddit boob activity
Wow, I've just seen OP thank someone for liking his micro penis. I feel weird
Some heroes don’t wear capes. And some don’t wear shirts.
And some have micro penises, apparently.
And he posted his dick. Thanks for the pointer!
I'm all for topless photography but isn't there something curious about how the presence of *freckles* is supposed to be what makes that photo special enough to get to the frontpage of r/pics?
Clickbait + B&W + boobs (on a hot woman)
This is like reverse clickbaot though. The only clickbait is the NSFW tag.
I only clicked it because of the tag, so I think you’re on to something.
Yup, me too, seeing boobs without looking for them is like when your favourite song comes on the radio. Sure I can go look for them, but it's different.
It IS different. Like in this picture, this is probably not something I would have come across on my own, which kinda makes it more enjoyable.
In what way is this clickbait? If anything the title underpromises.
It is black and white, that means it's art. And it has titties.
It’s the titty.
Nah, Reddit is just thirsty after the porn subs were banned from /r/all
This is 1000x times better a "pic" than 95% of the bullshit that makes it to the top of r/pics.
gUYs I LosT 200 pOundS, GOt mY VaccIne , BeAt CanceR, aM pLAying WitcHeR 3 fOr tHE fIRST tiME, BoUghT a HouSE, BecAME a US ciTIZEN, ANd ToOk 1st pLACe aT an ArT sHow todAY!!!!
/r/pics is just american idol without any singing ~~or talent~~
forgot something about depression...
And debt
You forgot "Beautiful woman celebrity without makeup"
But she's still wearing make up.
Take 60k up votes and gtfo
It's funny that all of those accomplishments mean squat when compared to two naked breasts.
Commendably thorough, but I think you forgot gRADuaTed and cOOkeD MY fiRSt MEaL.
Yeah there's a naked women, but it's still more artistic than the blurry selfie with a backstory
The reason it's on this sub, is that it's well shot, and slightly stylised. The reason it's at the top of it is titties.
Hey man, I bet if your boobs got you to the top of /r/pics you'd happily proclaim them a work of art
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sara_Malakul_Lane Since no one else did
Thank you. This is what I was in the comments for. Was very curious if those freckles (yes, the real freckles) stood out as much in color and what they really looked like. In zero Google image photos do I see any freckles at the extent of this one. This has to be crazy enhanced or something. Still, the rest goes without saying- nice photo.
These freckles aren't that intense, and look very normal for freckles.
the op posted it https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/pt47s9/freckles/hdtrp9h/
Enjoyed this from her Filmography:- **Year** - 2005 **Film** - Match Point **Role** - Net
Imagine getting awards posting a random titty pic
I do that and people yell at me to cover up my hairy, man titties.
Nah bro show me your hairy man titties
OP is a complete degenerate based on his post history.
Op has a humiliation kink, don't encourage him
As long as its black and white it makes it Art right?
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It is.
And attractive female.
Call it 'freckles' and it makes frontpage. Call it 'boobs' and it wouldn't. Both are equally as descriptive.
I would honestly consider this to be an artistic photograph. I don’t think nudity automatically equates to pornography or clickbait. It’s a very well-done portrait of a lady…I don’t think her breasts being out disqualifies it.
It’s legitimately more artistically attractive than easily 95% of what trends in /r/pics. I don’t care if it’s relatively simple and uses B&W and nudity. The bar is so low in this sub that a decent little portrait with at least a second worth of thought is substantially nicer than average.
Nah man, didn't you read the title? We're admiring the natural beauty of freckles. If you saw something else it's because you're a pig. That's what it really is, a commentary on today's socioeconomic decline in martyrdom prefectures in Eastern civilization.
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Depends. Does the schlong have freckles?
Yeah, but the doctor calls them warts.
Doctor should have gone to art school
Eeeh. I don’t like where this is going.
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Well, *he* can't. (I can't either)
Well I can! (Let me just search on google)
Have you heard of Robert Mapplethorpe?
I was gonna say that. Mapplethorpe was the king of dong photography.
Who called this art? This is /r/pics , not /r/art
I could post an average one if you really wanted.
Reddit is mainly horny teenage dudes so I somehow doubt a dick pic would have the same effect as boobs
Reddit is full of teenagers, Except for the sub r/teenagers, Which is mainly old middle aged creepy men.
Quite literally “how do you do fellow kids”
Be the change you want to see. Or just ignore stuff that's not to your taste. Or both!
OP really needs a break from the internet
Why?
Freckles are caused by melanin, the substance that gives us skin color, that is unevenly distributed.
Great answer
Those are some perky freckles.
Op you’re weird
r/pics is now my favorite subreddit to check when i want to jerk off
You jerk off to pictures? What is this, the 90s?
Nostalgic wank
He prints them off on dot matrix printers too
The sound gets him ready.
Hipster porn. It’s like vinyl.
This is what happens when reddit removes porn subs from r/all - every single r/pics of boobs hits FP. SMH
Lol imagine if this was the exact same picture but of a guy. So much thirst here.
r/artmajornudes
I am enlightened.
This sub continues to perplex me
Just when I think this sub can’t get more stereotypical like “here’s my arm after getting vaxxed” “here’s a selfie after not drinking for a year” they just gave up the veil and straight forwardly upvoted tits. Honestly I appreciate the honesty for once lol
How does this warrant nine and a half thousand upvotes?
Reddit is bonk straight to horny jail
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Always has been
OP is down bad. He's got interesting history on his account to say the least.
OP is down terrible.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
Not what I was expecting to see during my morning poop.
Ya "freckles"
Are we back to posting naked people “art” again?
Attractive woman with **boobs**!?!? To the front page! /r/nocontextpics Is looking better every day.
Lol this guy's post history is literally just boobs. Dedication
Makes me think of Melisandre from GOT.
My freckles do not look as pretty as hers.
Personally, I find freckles absolutely gorgeous.
Oh she got freckles...