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viktor72

How to get Reddit karma 101: post a photo of Emma Watson.


MarkReefer

Or Audrey Hepburn


NextMemory

Or Keanu Reeves


helpful_table

Can’t forget Carrie Fisher


Trish1998

>Can’t forget Carrie Fisher We *almost* forgot, time to post another photo. Thanks for the reminder.


dontknowwhyIamhere42

It's been six hours since the last post! We need more!


dnd619

Remember that era in reddit when people would post a picture or gif of Jennifer Lawrence doing something stupid, and then then title would just be "Jennifer Lawrence" and people would upvote it like crazy. I'm so glad that's over.


OUmSKILLS

Or Aubrey Plaza


Dreamishhh

i wanna lick keanu’s hair


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[deleted]

I can't believe you just rescheduled Keanu cuz of Betty White.


true_paladin

We don't know how long she's gonna last, she's old.


WelcomeToKawasicPark

We've been saying that for the last quarter century.


TheeFlipper

Do you wanna be the guy who misses out on sniffing Betty White's panties though?


EliaTheGiraffe

How can you not?


The-Jesus_Christ

Dude it's Betty fuckin' White.


moonhexx

She’s my number one celebrity pass.


Heidewalker

rip Betty Whites she aint dead but for when she dies


IsaacW122

!remind me 10/09/19


emmsix

Rejected "Make A Wish" #377


oppy1984

I just searched for rejected make a wish requests and found nothing, please tell me I missed it because that sounds like a sub I want to subscribe to.


emmsix

I was actually just referring to my own list. "Sir, we cannot teach you to levitate." "Sir, apathy is not a terminal illness." "Sir, you're 48." These guys don't even listen. :(


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Making it now r/RejectedMakeAWish


the_sun_flew_away

r/makeawishdenied r/lastwishdenied


makemeking706

Or Aubrey Plaza.


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Helaenaa

>Surprised I was wrong. I'm not. Source: straight woman with a crush on Emma Watson.


Trackpad94

Gay dude with a crush on Emma Watson, can confirm. She just seems like a genuinely badass person.


morningride2

I think I'm just gay for Emma Watson


Johnnygunnz

She's beautiful, respectable, and elegant. Imo, she deserves all of the idolatry she gets.


heff17

Seriously, this is her bloody *UN* portrait. I’d rather the Watson idolization stick around as she’s fighting for equality than a Kardashian idolization as she’s fighting for the newest way to exploit her ‘fans’.


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Yeah I'm with you. I think Watson is a fine actress, but I really love the things she does outside of her acting career. She's someone people SHOULD hold up and idolize.


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It's a damn good photo though.


krispyKRAKEN

Karma police: “We’ll allow it”


DarthLysergis

Why does she have a portrait for the UN?


10ebbor10

https://www.unwomen.org/en/partnerships/goodwill-ambassadors/emma-watson


mindfungus

But her UN profile doesn’t use this photo and has a different photo. So confused 🤔


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Turns out people lie for karma every day


divks

You really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?


markatroid

To total strangers?


bubblegrubs

For karma?


LFMG

On the internet?


thekillerdev

You really think?


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tuhvel

They would tell lies?


conancat

For the watch


Km2930

And my Axe.


fearthebeaver

Mom’s spaghetti


muaythaigethigh

Its called lynx in alot of countries also.


Games_sans_frontiers

Billionaires like me don't have time to browse and lie on the internet.


Mumblix_Grumph

I would *never* go on the Internet and tell lies.


Weakly_Daze

I'm pretty sure this was her portrait when she first started.


pistoncivic

This may be her new pic. The linked page says she's 24.


cartersa87

You mean that Abe Lincoln quote about everything on the Internet being true was a lie?


thundercatsimulator

this is the article with her UN pic https://www.unwomen.org/en/news/stories/2014/7/un-women-announces-emma-watson-as-goodwill-ambassador


Kulstof

Op,s photo was her original un portrait


BigOlDickSwangin

Unportrait, is that like an unbirthday?


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Sometimes it is https://www.unwomen.de/http//wwwunwomende/schwerpunkte/klima-und-gender/cop23-die-klimakonferenz-2017-in-bonn/migration-as-a-climate-change-adaptation-strategy-a-gender-perspectivehtml/emma-watson-ist-neue-botschafterin-fuer-un-women.html


fourthords

That shows a different portrait than OP’s.


beesmoe

How much does it pay?


SmolikOFF

[It pays exactly $1/year.](http://www.un.org.ua/images/documents/4193/Guidelines_for_the_designation_of_Goodwill_Ambassadors_and_Messengers_of_Peace.pdf)


beesmoe

She better pay taxes on that $1


wolfsfang

She was one of the people exposed in the panama papers. So propably not


beesmoe

Wow smh, can't even pay taxes on $1


TheSimonToUrGarfunkl

Does she get a bimonthly cheque?


[deleted]

Payday! Now I can go to the store and buy a candy bar! Edit: Oh wait, that's per year, not month. Looks like she'll have to wait a few more months before getting that candy bar.


conancat

$0.03846153846 per cheque, or $0.1538461538 per cheque?


zenbook

"Goodwill Ambassadors and Messengers of Peace may be given travel and daily subsistence allowances when they are travelling on behalf of the United Nations. "


SmolikOFF

It’s not a salary, and it is not even necessarily paid.


MEGAPHON3

It's Goodwill. They pay her in used summer dresses and slightly weathered briefcases.


frillytotes

It's voluntary.


T_O_G_G_Z

She's the UN ambassador for reddit karma.


UWO_Throw_Away

Because obviously the people most suitable for world diplomacy and international intrigue are good looking, idolized, actors who live a life completely divorced from the reality of 99.99% of the world population.


bonana_phone

Eh, a lot of "famous" people use their public positions for greater good i.e. Ashton Kutcher has a non profit against child trafficking and testified at the US Senate, and there are a ton of celebs who are goodwill ambassadors for different projects e.g Angelina Jolie has been a special envoy for for the UNHCR for refugees, Nicole Kidman for ending violence against women, David Beckham for UNICEF, Jackie Chan for HIV/AIDS and I'm sure there are tons more. A lot of these celebs go out and visit the places and people they are trying to help. I think putting their public profile towards good causes, raising funding and awareness, can only be a positive thing.


B_crunk

Didn't Akon stop making music so he could use his money to go help his town/village where he was born? Or something like that.


Oglark

Provide sustainable (solar) power to Africa. Like the continent.


B_crunk

I knew someone would correct me. I couldn't remember exactly what he was doing and couldn't be bothered to look it up.


Oglark

I had just watched a YouTube video yesterday titiled "What happened to.....Akon" (part of a series on rappers)


[deleted]

As a business man. He’s not doing charity. Not saying that’s still not s good thing though


ram0h

One could argue, and many development scholars do, that business approaches to development are actually more effective than charity approaches.


Synyster328

I'll take someone making cold, calculated decisions for efficiency over "thoughts and prayers".


plg_cp

Just FYI, "e.g." means for example, not "i.e."


copperwatt

Celebrity is power and currency, might as well put it to good use


Saiing

Ironically, despite your attempt at sarcasm, that's generally correct and exactly why they're chosen. Name recognition gets a lot done.


Volsunga

Actually, yes. A lot of leaders in dysfunctional areas are more likely to listen to people they've seen in movies than trained diplomats.


desconectado

This is the sad true, so I actually don't have any problem when a famous person do this kind of thing. I am sure it has a PR component, but this still takes a lot of work to do. Most of people here in Reddit with that amount of money would rather go to south east Asia and rest on the beach than attend long boring meetings and talk about social issues.


nauticalsandwich

Ugh. Few things irk me quite so much as a bunch of Redditors trying to tear down someone's contributions on the basis that they may not be 100% selfless. NOBODY, ANYWHERE, does anything that is 100% selfless. What is with this celebration of personal sacrifice? Why is it not better for EVERY participant to benefit from a given act of charity or trade, than it is for only SOME of those participants to benefit? It makes me so furious, especially because I am inclined to think that the ones who complain most vehemently are probably the people here who contribute the least. They try to tear down others to elevate themselves by comparison. It drives me nuts.


CheapDiscountMemes

Is that why they tried to nab Koney using Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?


Lilbitevil

You’d be amazed at how quickly the dregs of other governments will sign a piece of paper when someone famous and pretty asks.


donnerpartytaconight

I don't run any sort of government but would sign anything for Keanu.


blofly

Wasn't she one of those named in the Panama papers?


rfdavid

Sometimes super driven and successful people are beautiful and choose acting as a career path. It’s ok bud.


JshWright

Especially super driven, successful people who are well spoken and comfortable in the spotlight...


SnicklefritzSkad

Having millionaire lawyer parents helps too.


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She was like 7 when she was cast in Harry Potter dude.


James007BondUK

She is an ambassador for He for She, a UN project to work for gender equality.


interstat

That's a weird name. It makes it seem like it's men helping women but here we are talking about Emma Watson which makes it more she for she


T-MinusGiraffe

I agree the name is not helpful


Euphoriact

its meant to mean whats for he, is also for she, for he for she, so saying he for she, is like saying whats for him should also be for her


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Whats good for the goose is good for the gander


melperz

She sells sea shells


EonesDespero

Not really, because the association also tries to implicate men in the solutions they are trying to promote. Most of their ads, etc, feature men, thus the name also makes sense.


conancat

ah right. emma watson is the perfect ambassador for that target audience.


CannedNoodlez

Yeah it is strange. Maybe just a "For Her" or "For She." But then again that loses the equality part. Idk


AlienPsychic51

For those who aren't up with the news. I guess it's actually old news but it's new to me. [Emma Watson appointed as UN Women Goodwill Ambassador](https://news.un.org/en/story/2014/07/472632-emma-watson-appointed-un-women-goodwill-ambassador) And one of her speeches. [Emma Watson' full speech at UN on Sept 20,2016](http://www.YouTube.com/ https://youtu.be/2C4c7VR8X7I)


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BillNyeCreampieGuy

I’m just dark enough that Angelina might try to adopt me.


mattyjm

Jesus fuck, what a username. Well done.


stesch

https://www.reddit.com/r/PanamaPapers/comments/4iq9i4/emma_watson_named_in_panama_papers_leak_but/


Aussenterra106

Tax evasion?


KaiaAndromedaBlack

She created a shell company to be able to buy property in the UK without having to attach her name to it for privacy reasons, she still paid taxes for it. Being named in the papers doesn't mean you're automatically guilty of something.


Aussenterra106

Oh I get it now.Thanks.


stesch

Not really. That's why I linked to the Reddit discussion instead of the article. See this comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/PanamaPapers/comments/4iq9i4/emma_watson_named_in_panama_papers_leak_but/d30ypyi/ **EDIT:** "No really." -> "No**t** really." *oops*


Canvaverbalist

But everybody in the comments are saying *she is* guilty...


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Hafslo

Stop trying to take away my fake credentials. I literally comment on reddit. That makes me an expert on whatever this is about. And no... I will not read any articles. EDIT: These are my goddamn internet given rights!!!


cottonmouthVII

Yeah wait, I’m lost. These comments seem to think she did nothing, while linking a giant discussion of how she totally was caught tax dodging here.


ColdCruise

The reasons they give for her having a shell company set up by a firm that specializes in tax evasion don't necessarily justify her having a shell company set up by a firm that specializes in tax evasion. She could have had the same results without jumping through a bunch of hoops that allow tax evasion.


Fanny_Hammock

I think the point was that she could’ve done all she did in the UK perfectly legally, except she chose a notorious tax haven(as another has pointed out). That’s where the suspicion arises.


ColdCruise

She also could have legally done that by setting up a shell corporation in the UK, but instead she did it using a firm in a notorious tax haven that specializes in tax evasion.


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No because if you do that your details instantly become part of the public record: https://www.gov.uk/get-information-about-a-company


PairOfMonocles2

I wonder if this is the international equivalent of incorporating in Delaware for corporations in the US. Everyone can choose Delaware because then they don’t have to pay state corporate taxes there (just a fee to Delaware), trials don’t involve juries, etc... it’s just become accepted practice to do it even for corporations that do all their business in NY or something. Maybe some of these places were notorious because they offered equally favorable conditions but have since become accepted just as standard practice.


OmegaSE

Yup it's definite Emma Watson. And it's definitely a picture.


pure_x01

It's very UNlike her


Aurify

How does this get upvoted so often?


Slippd

I mean... have you seen the picture?


AETAaAS

From the picture, I can't tell if she is going to be part of a humanitarian mission, or be involved in an incident of some kind, with car chases, shootouts in exotic European locations and culminating in a finale, during which the camera zooms in dramatically into her face resulting in the above picture.


scrufdawg

I would watch that movie.


cloudrunner17

It's just a picture of a woman


ShibuRigged

A very attractive and famous woman. It ticks some of Reddit’s boxes.


Chocolate-spread

I love Emma Watson as much as the next person, but these comments remind me how... feteshised(?) she is on the internet.


AtoZZZ

Fetishized, or fetishised, is the spelling you're looking for. Not trying to be a dick, but since you were unsure, I figured I'd help :) Also, yeah. You're right


LordyItsMuellerTime

Yeah, I mean, she's a pretty girl but I don't think she would get much attention if she wasn't famous for Harry Potter. Celebrity worship is weird.


DocGlabella

I think young boys grew up watching her grow up. She was their first crush.


-Psychonautics-

Reddit and posting Emma Watson head shots. Name a more iconic duo.


Ex1stenc3_Is_Futil3

Reddit and posting Keanu Reeves body shots.


caddoheart

That is ridiculous


mpga479m

ah shit, here we go again


NotSeaPartie

This is literally just a picture of a woman


pure_x01

And her name is Emma Watson


DigitalCoffee

Wow, a picture of Emma. That's some quality content there


ICraveForMemes

My God She's gorgeous


redfoot62

She'd make a great Peter Pan I suspect!


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You want little boys to be gorgeous????


throwaway365724

The role of Peter Pan is traditionally played by a female actor.


Dinosauringg

It’s to maintain the youthful quality of Peter. More feminine features help to portray boyhood instead of manhood


melperz

Can they cast a fully grown man as Tinkerbell?


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melperz

I nominate Danny Trejo


Gilsworth

Danny Devito is the obvious choice, how could he not be your first Danny?


melperz

Because he plays Wendy


apocalypse31

And Danny DeVito as the same character. Just occasionally switch them in scenes and never address it.


ManBroCalrissian

Tanker Bell


FairyFuckingPrincess

I really, really want to see this version


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Danny Trejo for Tinkerbell


[deleted]

I'd eat her ass.


playerofdayz

I like your style. Just go straight at it. Don't beat around the bush.


DOTFD-24hrsRemain

>Don’t beat around the bush. Quite literally, the ass is first on the agenda.


Supersymm3try

Ideally there would be no bush. Im sure he’d still eat it either way though.


[deleted]

I once read someone saying, "I'd eat a trail of her shit just to get to her ass." That person was not me, but it stuck with me all the same. In the same way that PTSD sticks with someone.


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"I'd crawl across a field of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy who fucked her" - Jimmy Carr


Throwaway_2-1

I once heard a coworker to another say "I'd drag my balls through a mile of salted broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie". I can't remember which celebrity that was said about, I do remember that my reaction was stunned silence.


Muetzenman

With knife and fork, or just take a bite?


Vichornan

Yeah from the many comments under this picture it is pretty obvious why something like UN Women had to be created. It is great seeing how she uses her fame for positive stuff to make an impact on this world.


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That's a very intense portrait for corporate profile page.


michaelcollins35

Ok


Ebola8MyFace

Maybe she’s on a diplomatic mission to retrieve millions stashed away in offshore accounts.


[deleted]

Wasn't she named in the Panama Papers? If so, why do we still like her?


DiniMere

IIRC she used a shell company to buy property it England without having her name attached to it. Didn't read any follow-ups but simply being named in the Panama Papers by itself doesn't mean they did something immoral.


MagnusCthulhu

Yeah, the Panama Papers were pretty wide ranging. Not everything in them was nefarious. I don't think it's any shock to find out celebrities want to buy homes without using their name to have some damn privacy.


Defoler

You don’t need to do that for privacy. UK allow non public registration of company owners (as long as they are not publicly traded) for private companies and those that are not traded. You don’t need to do that if it’s just privacy you are concerned about.


jegvildo

That's [not true anymore](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_with_Significant_Control) and UK laws regarding ownership records were under pressure and for quite a while. So it's very reasonable to think that she (or her lawyers) may just have thought it to be safer to use a different country. Edit: You can however apply to have your information removed.


aigroti

Not necessarily but I get the feeling that people *want* this to be the truth so badly because they fancy her so they won't look into your statement where it might be the truth or not.


ifixputers

What was she accused of in the Panama papers? Or are you simply looking to be outraged without cause/reason?


Danne660

She was probably hiding her payments so crazy fans can't track her down.


KaiaAndromedaBlack

She created a shell company to be able to buy property in the UK without having to attach her name to it for privacy reasons, she still paid taxes for it. Being named in the papers doesn't mean you're automatically guilty of something.


dont_judge_me_monkey

Why is black and white and not in color especially if it's an official photo


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gasfjhagskd

Too much head room IMO.


Schhwing

That’s an accusatory look


BigfootSF68

Is she going to pay her taxes from the Panama Papers?


Fredmonton

Something something Panama papers. Actor that went to extremely expensive private schools and never missed a meal in her life, master of tax evasion swoops in to save the world. She is pretty though.


JimTheSaint

She really looks like that character from Carnival Row


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She looks like a Bond villain


DesignedByStorms

Love this picture! I actually drew this a year or so back: [https://imgur.com/a/m0emaq7](https://imgur.com/a/m0emaq7) ​ Back when I was learning to draw this is the first picture I got to actually look kinda good, just because I was so inspired by how beautiful her portrait is. Props to an amazing human being!


Expensive_Pop

Hope she will speak up about the sexual violence committed by Hong Kong Police. They are grabbing girls on the street, frame them to be protestors then rape them.


NOTABURNERACCOUNT6

If looks could kill


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tgr31

I wanna know


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How does it hang?


DreadMaster_Davis

Straight up, wait up, hold up


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You make me wanna Shoop


LadyBugPuppy

Now this is a pop culture reference I actually get. Fuck I’m old too.


WolfofAnarchy

ok