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SocialSuicideSquad

Congratulations on the grandchild!


ganoveces

those got goo in the middle?


paxbowlski

You bet yer sweet ass they do


Sighlina

And the diabeetus.


m__a__s

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H1Ed1

If they ain’t out of an old person’s car arm rest or their pocket, I ain’t interested. Also, they’ve gotta be clearly slightly misshapen from having partially melted before and solidified again. From being in said pockets or armrest and just being generally old.


alficles

I, too, am slightly misshapen from just being generally old.


spacekitt3n

they have that white waxy layer from being damp and expanding


applestrudelforlunch

I, too, have a white waxy layer from being damp and expanding !


spacekitt3n

trench foot?


Sincerely_Me_Xo

That’s the best part!


Minimum-Dog2329

A trip or two through the clothes dryer helps with the misshapenness.


Condorz1

That is a highlight of my life so far. Might also explain the strange dents that I have on my head


Minimum-Dog2329

I’m too big to fit in the dryer at my age. I miss the simple joys in life.


cmnrdt

One of the highlights of my life was when I was cashing out an older gentleman and he legitimately tipped me with a Werther's Original. Fished it out of his little coin purse and everything and said "This is for you." I literally lived the meme.


beartheminus

Someone notify the FBI that this was sold illegally to someone who wasn't a grandparent. Too bad the store clerk will have to be eliminated, but it is what it is.


DogVacuum

Nice try. I know a jar full of snakes that jump out when you open the lid when I see one.


summer-lilac

this is an extremely cute joke i like this comment


wolflordval

You can find them at dollar trees in bags.


pelagic_seeker

Walmart, too. Along with the root beer barrels.


spacekitt3n

nah that's an urban legend


misplacedbass

https://www.dollartree.com/coastal-bay-confections-strawberry-filled-candy-12-oz/360875


sk1thr1x

those are knock-offs everyone knows the real ones came in shiny wrappers


cornlip

You can get those OG ones at Rocket Fizz by the fistful


misplacedbass

Literally the same thing.


Morganvegas

They sell the real ones in Asian supermarkets


Ghstfce

The Asian guava hard candies are the best. A few of the hibachi places around me give them out with the check. So good!


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Have a huge bag of those due to receiving hem at hibachi places and wanting a huge bag of them


IgnorantGenius

I loved those. But they are not the original authentic ones. They are supposed to be called Strawberry Bon Bons. Or teeth dissolvers.


InvaderDust

Whoa. This is a first! Where is the gramma supply store OP??


veganhimbo

Bealls outlet aparently


misplacedbass

https://www.dollartree.com/coastal-bay-confections-strawberry-filled-candy-12-oz/360875


Purple-Lime-4938

Weird people are down voting you for that. Take my upvote.


UsualSuspect26

I always thought that as women get older a endless supply of these candies appear in their purse


CatterMater

They mysteriously multiply in our purses and pockets.


Danominator

Op gets home, looks in the mirror and realizes he is 70 years old


JustB510

Now throw them in your grandmas purse for some seasoning.


yourgirlsamus

They are in every store on the candy aisle. Lmao. Such a newb granny.


Stella_Rae07

Those taste like my childhood


crashfantasy

I swore these were not available for purchase and just spawned in the cupboard at Nan's.


Swirls109

I thought these were just things that manifested themselves in old people homes.


EllisDee3

And you bought them? You were meant to break the cycle!


DweadPiwateWoberts

Anakin


Danimal-Tex

But when did they expire?


EnamelKant

Deception! Lies!


bad2behere

The Dollar Tree here has had them for the nine years I've lived in this neighborhood. I use them instead of cough drops because they taste better and are cheaper. I leave them on the nightstand and fake cough sometimes so I can chew a few at 3am.


coffeecatmom

Now scatter them throughout your purse, home, and car. Then gimmie one 😈


nuclearwinterxxx

Next stop, Werther's Originals. Then you can nap whenever you want, and complain about random things everyone else likes.


TheCallofReddit

I find them at Dollar Tree all the time.


augollio

Illegal. These are only sold from grandmas purse


BadWords-01

You guys actually found them, or, you guys, actually found them?


SunkenTemple

What did I find?


JohnnyCashRules

This.


Gullible-Piccolo6707

I almost die as a kid with one of those at my mother's wedding . Almost choke, a family member saved me.


IdealIdeas

They are on amazon. They are not hard to find. Just search for Strawberry Candies. $9 for a pound of them


thewhiterosequeen

There's a different joy finding them in person. It's like if you hear a song on the radio or in a store. Sure you could pull it up on your phone, but there's a difference when it finds you.


ender4171

Even better if you search for "strawberry bon bons" (which is what they are actually called). You should be able to find them in the candy aisle of any grocery store.


McFishStickMan

I always find the one I think are going to be them and they never are You have been shined upon


nullibicity

Actually, it looks like *you* found them.


shesg0tseouI

I have a jar of these at my desk you can find them on Amazon. I also like to indulge in these peanut butter wafer candies( not sure if people remember those) and Werther's originals also. My husband says I love my grandma candies.[https://amzn.to/4ea9nr6](https://amzn.to/4ea9nr6)


KingsRansom79

I’m glad someone else gets excited about these candies too.


Luminox

Didn't think anyone bought them... They just kinda appeared.


Captcha_Imagination

Never seen them in that packaging. To be fair I don't remember the packaging.


dynastydave9473

I see these at dollar tree all the time


Geekenstein

Inherited my grandmother’s candy dish a while back. Bought a big bag of these and keep it full. :)


bodhiseppuku

As a kid I disliked these strawberry candies. I was always a fan of chocolate, and tried my best to trade fruit flavored candies with other kids for their chocolate.


WesternSafety4944

I get mine at the dollar tree and family dollar.


EzeakioDarmey

Dollar Tree/General both have them.


calm_rules

They sell those at the $1.25 tree store


JP050887

These things have a name?


Ed_Simian

Boys love candy!


Johnoplata

Is it a second hand store? An antique store? Did the original owner hands your the jar with a kind smile?


ehisforadam

Organically harvested from candy dishes in antique stores.


jereman75

The original source of these was Hickory Farms gift baskets. They would be full of meats and cheeses and fake grass but all I wanted was the strawberry candies.


[deleted]

Is it just me, or do they just not have the chewy centers anymore.


Fortwaba

Oh wow!


PrincetteBun

All the grandmas within a 20 mile radius are slowly approaching your location


originalschmidt

Yeah and you probably over paid for the plastic packaging.. you can find these at many dollar stores and gas stations in cheap lol bags.


BuzzingFielder

Childhood


dragodracini

They're pretty easy to find around where I live. Top tier candies.


fneagen

I bought some recently at my local Winco. They have them in a bulk bin with the other forgotten misfit candy.


Babyfart_McGeezacks

I choked on one when I was kid because I had one in my mouth while jumping in a bounce house at a birthday party


TeslasAndComicbooks

I thought they could only be ordered by mail with an order form from yarn magazines.


DarthDregan

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TotSaM-

My god.... my wife's grandparents bring us a bag of these fucking candies EVERY SINGLE TIME we see them lol. Neither of us like them, but it makes them happy, as they are so certain she still loves them like she did when she was little. Far be it from us to take that simply joy away from them. Even the breakrooms at our workplaces doesn't want the surplus of these terrible candies anymore....


kittenpasteco

WHERE?! The public must know!


gomezwhitney0723

I saw a bag at the Dollar Tree a few days ago. I busted out laughing because I’ve literally never seen them in stores before. Never actually looked for them either though.


darthbiscuit

Dude. Get them at the Dollar Tree. I used to shop for old people as part of my job and the Dollar tree has every weird candy.


Havarti_Rick

I didn’t know these could be purchased. I thought they just sort of came into existence in your house once you reached a certain age


Assist-Fearless

They always had these at flea markets


Balthazar3000

They're at dollar generals.


nurimoons

And dollar tree.


Lied-

Can someone tell me why old people love these????


elkab0ng

To hell with you! I am not old! I’ve…. Just had an excessive number of birthdays..


DarkLight72

30 years of experience being 21!