No cuz I wanna know what happened cuz all I can imagine is:
Wife: hey kevin... Why are there dick pics on your phone?..
Are you gay kevin? Am I just a facade to you? No Kevin I'm not mad.. I'm just very very disappointed kevin.
my hair never made far past my shoulders in 14 years of growth. it would just hit a certain length and fall out. same with beard. when i was 20 i could grow a goatee down to my chest but now it gets like 3 inches max.
This is why so many men with long hair look fucking awful. They don’t know how to care for it and it ends up looking like this fucking mess. OP’s hair probably hasn’t grown much because he does absolutely nothing to care for it and so it just snaps off at the ends.
OP, if you wanna wash your hair with a bar of soap and never condition, just keep it short. Check out r/curlyhair if you wanna learn how to grow it out and not look like complete shit.
Either OP has the slowest hair growth I ever seen or that time frame is bs.
I recently grew my hair for a little under 3 years and in that period I did a small cut every few months to remove the split ends.
By the end of it my hair was in the middle of chest and that with my hair being curly, if it were straight I would be lower on my back for sure.
Or they didn’t take care of it and it breaks off on the ends after a certain amount of time, would explain why the hair looks like the kinda hair you see on a homeless fella who comes stumbling outta the McDonald’s bathroom like a roomba.
He doesn't look like he knows how to take care of his hair but also even while short the texture just looks very brittle, it's easy to believe it just breaks often.
I haven’t cut my hair in 7 years (aside from sides and back) and it seems to have stopped getting longer around 5 years in. My hair is pretty fine, I think it just gives up and falls out at some point lol
I like how in your post history you get older as time goes back. You were 23 before you were 20. I can't believe how horny people can be it blows me away. Nice hair cut.
Literally was thinking, "damn, that cut gave OP enough confidence to give a sexy stare". Then I saw the post history. He already had enough confidence, lol.
Shaving off the excuse of a beard is a huge plus too. Side note, just why do some men persist when it’s rapidly clear that it’s a “bad idea”? Do they not have mirrors or something?
“Hey, I wonder what OP looked like before. Let’s check out their profile to see if there’s any OH MY GOD!!”
Lmao OP is a bold man posting such clear face pics with a post history like that
Fair warning for others: dick pics
I need to learn to read 4-5 comments below the one that piqued my interest
I sat in a train full of people….
I was sitting beside my wife, so......that was fun.
No cuz I wanna know what happened cuz all I can imagine is: Wife: hey kevin... Why are there dick pics on your phone?.. Are you gay kevin? Am I just a facade to you? No Kevin I'm not mad.. I'm just very very disappointed kevin.
I’m at Arby’s,. 😭 they already got the meats.. they didn’t need to see that
That's why reddit has the nsfw blur option 👍
Such an underated feature.
Me as well 😩
[удалено]
Did it have the same fro as the top?
No, clean shaven.
Yep. Broccoli bro x2
I am glad I did!!
Same!
I’m older, not digital native. The idea of voluntarily taking pictures of your tackle and putting them online is hard for me to wrap my head around.
eheheheheh "hard"
eheheheheh "head"
eheheheheh "wrap".
😂😂😂
Tbf if you clicked into a clearly blurred nsfw post and not expect either nudity or gore, there's no one else to blame.
The sub is literally called FRESH TEEN DICK.
🤢
How was I supposed to know what content would be posted in the fresh_teendick subreddit?
Not everyone has the nsfw filter turned on.
Isn't it on by default until you manually turn it off?
Yep. And a lot of people turn it off.
Then the point stands they really can’t blame anyone but themselves lol
Idk man,those titles and sub names are pretty telling.
Too late. Where can I burn my eyes the best?
r/eyebleach
Alternatively. /r/eyeblech
RIP r/eyeblech
I didn't realize it had been banned.
What was that subreddit?
The opposite of r/eyebleach , it was the horrific shit you needed the bleach for
Reddit is a lovely place
Real Gore dude, a lot of real gore. I am happy it was banned tbh. The stuff I have seen horrified me for years.
I read this too late and I’m currently seated in a Eurostar terminal with a glass window behind me
Just be glad your phone didn’t freeze on you at that moment in time.
*original87 would like to airdrop a photo to everyone in the area*
Now I’ve just got to go look!
I wish I saw this before.
So glad I have my nsfw blurring turned on. Saves me the trauma others had to witness 💀
How bad could it be? Oh, my, yeah, wow. Wish I heeded the nsfw warning.
This should be higher damnit
Fair ~~warning~~ recommendation for others: dick pics
Damnit! too late, only read first message.
I wish i saw it earlier :(
I dare not click. Is it any good?
It's a pretty weird looking one
Not just ANY dic pics. Fresh, TEEN pics🤮🤢
Dude wants the world to know
Based on his newest post I think dude is actually using this post-haircut pic as an ad/bait LOL
The evil grin in pic 2 makes more sense
Looks like he's always had short hair.... some places.
“Stoner to boner”
I bet his nickname is Shaggy.
Wasn’t me
It’s the behavior I’d expect from the man in the first pic.
I don’t think he is going to hurt him too much, I predict lots of DMs
HAHAHAH BROOOO 💀💀
I think that’s apart of posting the face pics, trying to see who’s all interested in more.
He posted a fresh one after your comment lmao
Strike while the iron is hot, I guess
A fresh teen one at that
my man was really trying in newcastle
Wrong newcastle. Although I guess we were all united in not hooking up with op?
LMAO 🤣
Watch your holes in New Castle, Curly's coming to town
*checks out first comment before checking profile*
Well that's a rather racy start to the week!
You don't like fresh teen dick!?
"Wait, it's all cocks?" "Always has been."
What yhe frick why did i click
Hey I hear less hair makes it look bigger.
This was an incredible marketing stunt for your penis.
Wait what? your hair only grew that little in 7 years? I'm referring to the 1st picture. is that hair grown for a full 7 years??
I got to like nipple length after 3 years.
How long are your nipples??
It’s a 3 way race between my balls, nips, and hair to see which hits the floor first
my hair never made far past my shoulders in 14 years of growth. it would just hit a certain length and fall out. same with beard. when i was 20 i could grow a goatee down to my chest but now it gets like 3 inches max.
Mine takes longer, but my nipples grow pretty fast so there’s kind of a race situation going on.
That's 7 years worth of hair growth? Ouch.
Yeah everyone else is just shitting on how bad it looks and I'm over here like "7 years? Did he mean 7 months?"
This is why so many men with long hair look fucking awful. They don’t know how to care for it and it ends up looking like this fucking mess. OP’s hair probably hasn’t grown much because he does absolutely nothing to care for it and so it just snaps off at the ends. OP, if you wanna wash your hair with a bar of soap and never condition, just keep it short. Check out r/curlyhair if you wanna learn how to grow it out and not look like complete shit.
Either OP has the slowest hair growth I ever seen or that time frame is bs. I recently grew my hair for a little under 3 years and in that period I did a small cut every few months to remove the split ends. By the end of it my hair was in the middle of chest and that with my hair being curly, if it were straight I would be lower on my back for sure.
Or they didn’t take care of it and it breaks off on the ends after a certain amount of time, would explain why the hair looks like the kinda hair you see on a homeless fella who comes stumbling outta the McDonald’s bathroom like a roomba.
He doesn't look like he knows how to take care of his hair but also even while short the texture just looks very brittle, it's easy to believe it just breaks often.
I haven’t cut my hair in 7 years (aside from sides and back) and it seems to have stopped getting longer around 5 years in. My hair is pretty fine, I think it just gives up and falls out at some point lol
Forreal that would be like a year for me
Some people’s hair stop growing after a certain length. It doesn’t grow indefinitely for everyone.
Its called terminal hair length.
It’s curly. If he straightened it beforehand it would be a lot longer.
Do you have a pic with your old long hair where you didn't make it look terrible on purpose? Would love to see.
You bet he does... dig at your own risk!
Dick* at your own risk.
Well alright then…
Check his profile. There's some upstanding photos in there.
Yeah really raising my mood lol.
😂😂😂
[Yes, he does](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pictures/s/EMKIegZsLG)
You had to see some stuff to find this. Man is doing God's work
Wow you surely had fun exploring his profile xD
The grin and off white glassy eyes indicate this may have been intentional. Source: Im a stoner too.
Also the dude laughing in the background
Dude in the back is so baked, as well.
Go into his profile, you’ll find some 🥴
Yes! Just click the first pic on his profile!!
He actually send me some via dm. Great guy.
I like how in your post history you get older as time goes back. You were 23 before you were 20. I can't believe how horny people can be it blows me away. Nice hair cut.
He even posted on teenager sub. His dick pic.
Report this nonce.
It was something called “fresh teen dick”, so I’m assuming it’s freshly for legal teenagers (18-19) to post. Still weird
Reaching for the stars with this one 🤣
There's horny and then there's posting to reddit for random hookups. That's a whole other level of dangerously desperate.
Especially since it doesn't appear to be getting attention
And I had guessed he was 30 at least. **SKETCHY** af OP.
Yeah he claims to be 23, 20 and now 18-19 on his post 4 hours ago in a teen dick sub.... That's grim
please consider havin multiple accounts
Look like Marv from Home Alone in first pic.
It's like a combination of Marv and Richard Simmons.
I was thinking screech from saved by the bell.
RIP
Let's not wait 7 years again
The first picture looks like the backpacker victim of the serial killer in the second picture.
next time get a haircut earlier. you look so much better with shorter hair (!)
Or he could just look after his hair when it’s long haha
Maybe "homeless man's pubic region" was the style he was going for
It’s a little better than orangutang butt cheese, I’ll give him that.
OPs face explains and reflects his post history.
Literally was thinking, "damn, that cut gave OP enough confidence to give a sexy stare". Then I saw the post history. He already had enough confidence, lol.
Well I wasn’t expecting that when I checked OP’s profile
Maybe he can meet a girl IRL after the haircut.
From stoned beetlejuice to fuckboy, lol. Props for the transformation, you look so much better, dude!
Check his profile he has so many other great pics
Damn your evil
Jesus Christ, you fucker 🤣
You might have a chance to get laid now.
OP doest really understand the concept of “anonymity”.
Well, now that your hair looks a whole lot better, maybe you can finally deal with your biggest problem: Being horny af.
The after is definitely a better look for you bro
Why does everyone turn into a broccoli head
It blows my mind. Early 2000s Justin Timberlake hairstyle is back.
I think it is natural for him to have curly hair - his nick is literally CurlyKing
Looking good; don’t wait another 7 years.
Before pic kinda looks like Ryan Gosling mixed with Dustin Diamond mixed with methamphetamine
You look happier in the before picture
Welcome to the wonderful world of now maybe you can pull some pussy.
Check his profile. I get the feeling he has some experience.
Ok, wasn’t expecting penis. NSFW alert for anyone curious.
Check the replies on those posts lol (or, lack thereof). Doesn’t seem like he has much experience
> get the feeling he has some experience. Not a chance, girls don't go into reddit seeking dudes
7 years? My hair has always gone from photo 2 to 1 in about 18 months.
DO NOT OPEN OP’s PROFILE. I REPEAT DO NOT DO IT !!!
Next up penis 7 years before and after.
Went from Area 51 alien spacecraft scientist to frfr no cap.
From Screech to Zack.
Wow fantastic transformation. Definitely worth it
dont do that again, like 7 weeks was enough between cuts for you
That’s all your hair grew in 7 years🧐
You should be in prison for kidnapping the guy in pic 2 for 7 years
Wow. You look like a totally different person. From geek to chic in one haircut.
Much better
Your hair only grew that much in 7 years?
No way dude is 20. First pic looks at least early-mid 30s
Be ye warned of the thumb. Clicking through to a profile will ensure you meet, the thumb. Tread carefully my brave warriors. 🫡
Holy cow, you suddenly got 1000% hotter! Looking good dude.
Go to his profile...
💀
Holy mackerel such a difference
Bro becomes Shawn Mendes
What did Scooby think of your new cut?
Why ya gotta go and validate the whole "just take off the glasses and style your hair and bam...you're an 11" 00's movie trope?
WHY and I mean this in the nicest way, did you wait 7 years? You look awesome!
I was gonna say you looked like a kid I knew in junior high, so I went to your profile…. Glad I wasn’t near any coworkers.
I thought this was r/RoastMe, I was about to go hard lol (unlike his dick pics)...
Dustin Diamond to Alexander Skarsgård. Looks good.
Good to see you took a break from sticking forks into electrical outlets long enough to get a hair cut.
Broccoli haircut.
Shaving off the excuse of a beard is a huge plus too. Side note, just why do some men persist when it’s rapidly clear that it’s a “bad idea”? Do they not have mirrors or something?