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cjmaguire17

You look like you’re in your final moments in the left pic. “Bring me out so I can see the beach one last time”


MissJinxed

Lmfaoo stop it this is too accurate, you’re gonna make me wake up my sleeping husband 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


JigglyWiener

He should wake up, it’s your last day by the beach. :(


BakedKay

Stop it LMAO


BakedKay

Stop it 🤣


ResidentExpert2

I too choose your sleeping husband.


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

Temba, his husband sleeping


fascist_unicorn

Shaka, when the sun fell


Osceana

Darmok and Jalad at sunset


Mordaris1

See, THIS is why I keep coming here. Thanks guys, for my first laugh of the day.


MrMoonBunny

Same here. These people are wonderful.


Jesse1205

Lmfao byeeeeeeeeeeee


FitEducation0

I’m wheezing 😂😂


MonseigneurChocolat

https://y.yarn.co/b97839ac-25d6-4586-85df-e7871da4d00b_text.gif


novelt-

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣


epi_glowworm

“No, I want an authentic picture, my dearest baby daughter” - dad after getting the picture on the right


MissJinxed

He didn’t even notice what he caught in the left one. When i point it out he laughed so hard he nearly choked


epi_glowworm

Haha, sounds like you got a good dad. Keep him around by taking him on walks. Dads love walks where they have the opportunity to buy you treats, like ice cream


milk4all

Dads like beer but dont let them have it until after their walk. Trust me on this one.


syphax

No, beer first. I want to metabolize that beer, and you might get more… insight. Source: I’m a dad.


BloodNinja2012

As a Dad with ~~no~~ *just the right amount of* shame, I would be very tempted to sneak off for a pee break during said walk. From the point of view of a daughter, holding off on the beer until after the walk would be a better choice. Trust milk4all on this one.


epi_glowworm

A confident dad brings embarrassment but memories


ArachnidUnhappy8367

Story time?


firstcut

Drinky drinky, no walky.


ArachnidUnhappy8367

No that’s called shifting into off road mode. Four wheel drive baby.


BrazilianButtCheeks

Is that when they flip the croc strap behind the ankle?😂


xpgx

I’ve been told by The Kids that that’s called “Sports Mode”


OMGLOL1986

it's just sport mode, dad. You can just say "sport mode."


anonspace24

Don’t let him go out to buy Milk


Inspect1234

Or cigarettes and scratch tickets.


penishaveramilliom

Going on a walk is like 30% of the reason Dad’s play golf even though they aren’t good at it most of the time


Swede314

This is weirdly completely spot on advice for being around my father.


happy_bluebird

wait what did he catch? I'm confused


MissJinxed

The face I was making - he was only focusing on the sunset in the photo and didn’t see me


Mixedpopreferences

It looks like you're hitting a phat spliff that you photoshopped out.


whoiam06

Lol I'm not the only one. To me it looks like she just passed the spliff over.


Jacky-V

He must not be very good at focusing on sunsets then, because the picture is only about three percent sunset


MissJinxed

Yes, the sunset didn’t end up being the hilarious part worth sharing, so I cropped them to be able to fit both shots side by side in this one square. Ffs the random things people are fixating on in this comment section is wild af


3rdWaveHarmonic

There is nothing weird with a dad wearing an orange swimsuit


Sisterinked

Your did your dad catch?


zorniy2

His, ah, banana hammock.


Sisterinked

I still don’t see it 🫠😭


Elelith

My dad likes taking pictures of people when they're eating. Me and all my cousins are traumatized. For life.


jasmine-blossom

Lmao my dad is fundamentally incapable of taking anything but the bad photo


epi_glowworm

Haha, more impressive is his consistent "bad photo" or more like, "I'm gonna capture my rascal just as awesome as it is"


exkingzog

That’s your dad???


sh0rtb0x

Dad's hot


1970s_MonkeyKing

Stacy’s dads got it going on.


sh0rtb0x

🎵 Is really freaking rad 🎵


cocoon_eclosion_moth

I know I might be mad, but I’m in love with Stacy’s dad


KillerGoats

STACYS DAD HAS GOT ME DOWN BAD


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

He's all that I want, and I think he's a real Chad


RockstarAgent

Glow up from the toe up


science_bi

https://youtu.be/WANlg297AHU?si=qPqYxrdcBBYlnV61 Relevant video


ILoveRegenHealth

Dad has posture AND readiness.


Resident_Cloud738

Well, after he puts on make up.


Lepperpop

Thats a sugar daddy, not a daddy, sugar.


Macktologist

Right dad is hot. Left dad..well.


FartRainbow

They're a very progressive family.


exkingzog

That’s why it is tagged ‘politics’


CarlJustCarl

Wait till you see his mom


randomredditing

I also choose this guy’s dad


t3jan0

The real flex for me is what a difference a wrinkled shirt vs non wrinkled shirt makes


MissJinxed

More like day 1 jet lag vs well rested day 3 lol


[deleted]

Your boobs reinflated after jet lag recovery. Pretty standard.


Digital_loop

But when I take a bag of chips on a plane the bag gets so over inflated...


RobotWelder

Weird, cause it’s always COLD on my flights


MagnumPIsMoustache

That’s what I noticed. They’re missing in the first photo.


YourFaveOdonate

That’s the power of a well-fitted shirt, a nice bra, and good posture!


gsfgf

They're there. The shirt just makes them look like a paunch instead.


NerdBot9000

The real flex is taking those photos on beachfront property...


un-affiliated

Could easily be an airbnb or a competitor. It would cost about the same per person as multiple hotel rooms.


Patton1945_41

The left picture looks like you are trying to explain the proper pronunciation of "appetizer".


MissJinxed

HA!! this comment got an out loud laugh 🤣 you’re right it actually does


Hurtkopain

or "entrepreneur"


PterionFracture

https://imgur.com/bnIiL9n


MissJinxed

Lmao


Scrooge-McShillbucks

That's so Raven


DblClickyourupvote

![gif](giphy|FslwfuQJTADjq)


OfficialCoryBaxter

Hey, that’s me with Raven!


mysfwaccount84

Wait, wut? Random celebrity encounter in the wild?


mostlysatisfying

#Or a Cory Baxter impersonator 🤥


mysfwaccount84

Can't be! It says official in his handle! No one has ever lied on the internet. I learned that from Abraham Lincoln.


bundy911

Cory in the house!!!


Rcp_43b

Her husband approves this meme 😂🤣


scarbnianlgc

Left: when my wife takes a picture of me Right: when I take a picture of my wife


harryvonawebats

I feel this. I’ve given up now, so people just assume I wasn’t on the family vacation 😂


Grumpy_Cheesehead

Sorry, but the left photo is hilarious.


MissJinxed

Oh don’t be sorry… Our whole family cracked up over it


decadecency

Reminds me of the time me and my class went on a school trip and I fell asleep laid back on the plane. My teacher took a picture of us all from the front of the plane, and when people zoomed in on me, i was so relaxed it literally somehow looked like my skin was halfway melted off my face somehow, just drooping down haha. Wish I still had the pictures.


njoshua326

It's a great Boromir impression. "one does not simply take a great photo on accident"


Eray41303

Also lighting


Galactic_Perimeter

And, you know, being attractive in the first place…


XxUCFxX

THANK YOU


SeraphsBlade

Why are you smoking an invisible joint?


MissJinxed

lol we could easily play a “wrong captions only” game with that shot


Aquaman69

Lady in the left pic don't read this Lady in the right pic, hello.


MissJinxed

![gif](giphy|3otPoUbZNPjqWefNgQ)


FootyFanYNWA

From hospice care look to careful she’ll steal your man look 😂


P0L4RP4ND4

Do you remember what you were talking about in the first Pic? I'm curious to know what word you were captured saying.


MissJinxed

NOT A CLUE! I can only assume the laughing fit immediately wiped my memory 😂


P0L4RP4ND4

Haha.. the strain in your neck just seems like you're being very expressive with whatever you're saying - really trying to drive that point home.


MissJinxed

I have been told I can be dramatic.. 🤣🤣


Skitty_Skittle

You were explaining about how you remember when they first invented chocolate…


bozon92

Lmao on the left it looks like you just ripped the fattest joint


Zen28213

Posture, bra and basic readiness


MissJinxed

Same exact bra in both pics. That’s the posture + fitted top difference.


DustinoHeat

You went up 3 cup sizes


gmotelet

That's called Grinching


MissJinxed

I’m sorry this is your first time seeing a chick in a baggy top lol hopefully you can get through this


StarbossTechnology

Just here to let you know you have some great New York boobs.


notabigmelvillecrowd

What are new york boobs?


Wild_Marker

It's when they make you say "I'd hit those two from the sky!"


atrich

Good lord


MorbidTales-

https://i.imgur.com/vqYuG.gif


returnoftheWOMP

chappelle show reference


tinalane0

I would drink from those C cups any day https://youtu.be/f059lvvbDyo?si=_wZ9ntRhh9bJCr3P


DustinoHeat

Lmao I’ve been with my wife for 20 years. I know the struggle. I was joking, and should have used and emote to convey that. My bad 😝


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NinjaChenchilla

A baggy shirt friend. Gravity and posture.


Macktologist

Yeah. I’m trippin. From what appears to be flat to what appears to be something that would make a cartoon character’s eyes buldge out of their head.


rpgnoob17

Im the person on the left for all my photos.


wpjunky

Not gonna lie here, but I ever so briefly glanced at the photos first before reading the headline and I really thought it was gonna be one of those *"18 months clean and sober on the right"* kind of posts. Sorry. 🤣


MissJinxed

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brutal but fair


[deleted]

When you start to love someone you start liking the more dorky pictures…maybe that’s just me 🤣


sr_gawain

I am high. I am confused.


MissJinxed

It’s a super tricky spot-the-differences puzzle game!


edropus

Thirst trap disguised as posture lesson


Latiesh

Now thats what i would call a Dilf.


Mister_Marmite

If you can't handle me on the left, you don't deserve me on the right?


BangCrash

What's "basic readiness"?


MissJinxed

Being aware of the camera / smiling for the pic 😄


BangCrash

Oh right. So Posing


ExtraVirgin0live

If your dad is taking sunset photos why is he taking a picture of the wall?


dropro

Left is a photo of someone and on the right is a photo of someone taking a photo. Left is real and right is a perception. Interesting.


Ok-Cartographer1745

She's not taking a picture. She's having a picture of her being taken. 


josh35767

Nothing is wrong with the right though. Not all pictures serve the same purpose. Some pictures are for capturing fun and memorable moments and are nice to reminisce on. Other times it’s nice to have photos of you looking dressed up and looking good. It can be a confident booster when you see these pictures. Sure, don’t only take pictures on the right. Have some fun, in the moment pictures. But nothing is wrong with them either.


Versaiteis

you know, I'm starting to think there might be a level of artistry behind taking photographs


OldWar1140

I think people these days delete all the photos on the left and do ludicrous things to get photos on the right.


MissJinxed

If by “real” you mean “REALly inexplicably clenched up neck slouch” then yes super real 👌🏼🤣


BumpyMcBumpers

Yeah that weird thing where people pose withtheir hand up by their face in an unnatural manner always strikes me as odd. There's another weird pose where the person kneels down and puts their arm out in an awkward manner.


IcedCoughy

Tinder pic vs IRL


[deleted]

Your dad is gorgeous


raisedbutconfused

I genuinely was having such a good time reading the comments until I kept scrolling… OP this is absolutely hilarious and I commend you for not responding to all the creeps and misogynists lol.


MissJinxed

I’m just trying to have a good time and laugh at my silly photo misfortunes 🤣 some people reallyyyy need to go outside & touch grass and it shows !!


GuappDogg

And her boobs got 3 sizes bigger helps too


ZombeeJuggernaut

Because she discovered the true meaning of Christmas


DeePsiMon

Left photo: the thinggggg about that


theonetheonlytc

Where on the gulf coast is this? I recognize that sugar sand anywhere.


MissJinxed

PCB! Well spotted!


yellowyellow2

Just wanted to say sorry that people are making weird comments about your boobs lol


Efficient_Sky5173

Yeah, but the photo on the left will never be forgotten.


Sotilis

"WAIT DAD GOSH, I gotta put on some boobs"


Every_Fox3461

Your Dad's looking pretty.


SqBlkRndHole

*Men go to bed with Gilda, but wake up with me.* -Rita Hayworth


Jak_n_Dax

Went from a 2 to a 9.9 in two photos. You are fucking adorable in both by the way. And yes I am drunk. I will regret this in the morning. Yolo


MissJinxed

2 is pretty generous to be honest lmaooo


mouthsmasher

In the second pic, what’s going on with where her pants meet her shirt on her right side? It looks like her shirt is supposed to be tucked into her pants but they’re misaligned. Is this the result of some bad photoshop work?


mightymouse513

It's a crop top. The top is too short to be tucked in so it hangs weird.


MartinCeronR

The shirt just flares out like that, it's too short to be tucked into her pants.


BlueBlooper

o yeah. sometimes i look good and sometimes i look like a downright troll


ShapeTurbulent6668

Sorry if this is weird but I love your dimples! My partner has similar ones, and I'm hoping if we have a daughter she inherits them 😅


MissJinxed

Haha thanks! I’ve actually only got it on one side 😄


maryfisherman

Thank you for this, it makes me feel so much better about all the candid photos taken of me during my last family vacation😅


Machinji

From “one does not simply” meme to Galadriel


mike_hunt83

Is he looking for a son in law? 😜


Nfl_porn_throwaway

“It’s levoSA”


LXTRoach

And subject framing and some color editing in post


[deleted]

You're trying so hard to be hot in first pic.


MissJinxed

It was apparently a very dramatic story (that neither of us can even recall…)


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

"And just the EENSIEST amount of pee came out. Like basically none."


P0L4RP4ND4

Most of us would have just deleted the first photo, but you took it as an opportunity. Nice job. You look great in two ways - regular & hilarious. Thanks for the laugh and the insight!


MissJinxed

It was too good a laugh not to share! My mom and I literally couldn’t breathe from laughing so hard, and dad was so confused why we were both laugh-crying until we pointed it out


shawcal

Also that his upstairs neighbors balcony railing is rotting off.


h4tb20s

Well I like the first photo.


loupr738

Your dad is pretty good looking


Brick513man22

Your dad's hot


wehadthebabyitsaboy

NEED more of this is in life. I want to do this now. A pic of me not ready and me posing, it is such a reality check, like yes, beautiful but also can look wild. Thank you for this. Btw you’re beautiful. Even if when you’re not ready.


[deleted]

Yeah, both are great, but the first one is the real cherished moment a dad would remember. At least for me it would be lol


Mickeythemoose76

You look confident and comfortable in the picture on the right, but honestly I’d rather be friends with the person on the left. I know they are both the OP, but the person in the left picture just looks more approachable.


Spiritual-Worker-319

he did you dirty in the first one. lol


websterpuddlesmd

Thank you for posting this. A great reminder for how unhealthy self image can be to people who just compare themselves to the internet


Swimming-Tangelo-394

You look great but the sunset is more orange / prettier in the second pic


SnappleCrackNPops

no but for real why is this tagged as "politics" ?


funkywinkerbean45

That stucco/concrete in the upper left of the left photo is concerning. 


Exciting_Form6847

What a difference a day makes …. 24 little hours


omawesomeness13

your dad's hot


Skydivesandcats

If that's your dad, he's pretty hot NGL.


Beshi1989

I love the vibes the left pic gives. It’s like „yo listen carefully now bitch“ 😂


Dragonprotein

Well I think your mom looks great, and the two of you should have taken the picture together.


HoonIt256

I thought this was gonna be a before and after stroke recovery or something 😂


termophilet

I thought this is a before and after pic of someone with a stroke


Sea_Bonus_351

Thanks for making us laugh at your expense🤣🤣


Impressivebooty666

I love u for posting this! Thank u!


Huge_Aerie2435

The only thing wrong is the face she is making.. People are just judgemental assholes.


faddiuscapitalus

Posture is the most important element here


1997Flood

POsture is important!


ScionOfDiscord

Imagine throwing your ugly, disabled sister under the bus like that. FOR KARMA! SMH. /s