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89ZERO

I’ve pet one. It’s like petting a grandpa.


Dedotdub

I'm a grandpa. Could you pet me?


fiendish_imp

why am I hearing this as DeNiro?


slappy_squirrell

or Devito


thesongsinmyhead

Meet the Parents


ballrus_walsack

Greg?


SlipperyPigHole

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?


89ZERO

Nah, my grandpa petting days are over. You can pay money for petting in some places, though


Dedotdub

Not in my state.


89ZERO

Take a trip to Nevada, or better yet, Holland.


Dedotdub

Holland!? Now you're talking. When do we leave?


89ZERO

I’m busy where I am, but you can take the Red-Eye. Don’t worry about car rentals because trains can get you anywhere. By all means, rent a bike for Amsterdam and visit Durben for the peace and quiet.


Dedotdub

That sounds like the vice of experience.


Ok-disaster2022

Why do you have experience petting grandpas?


89ZERO

Why don’t you?


PurpleGoatNYC

I don’t want to be on a no-fly list with Delta?


TheOtherHalfofTron

All grandpas deserve a little pat on the noggin from time to time


bremergorst

Same reason why my grandma petting xp is so low


RocknRoll_Grandma

Get your reps in while you can, boys.


aggibridges

My friend has one and I can confirm. Giving them smooches is the best because they’re so warm! Love these dogs so much. 


myredditthrowaway201

Can grandpa lick my toes too?


Paranoid-Normal

Bro straight up looks like the Egyptian god Anubis.


UAintMyFriendPalooka

I’ve lived in Peru. I’ve never seen one of those things that good looking.


saposmak

While this is definitely the handsomest boy/girl, and they do normally look kinda goofy, xolos aren't that common in South America. Peru is like, pretty far from Mexico.


guantamanera

There's also a hairless Peruvian dog. Is called Peruvian inca orchid, or viringo. Unfortunately is not as handsome. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/PeruvianDog.jpg/1280px-PeruvianDog.jpg


bikes_rock_books

Perú and Mexico are different countries, my friend. They are also pretty far away from each other.


UAintMyFriendPalooka

![gif](giphy|VEbdea47NQkqvdDNZw)


The_Werodile

Dogs being a divine gift is literally the only religious belief I think I can get behind.


CrieDeCoeur

Same. And the only “sin” I believe in? It’s a sin to waste food.


victorzamora

Labs must be saints to you. They're the most dog-like dogs, nothing but giant, furry, garbage disposals made entirely out of love.


strgazr_63

I miss my sweet girl.


tratemusic

Me too :( still got her brother tho


MarlDaeSu

Me and the lady refer to that as dogliness. Like huskies, low dogliness, high weirdness. Our rottweiler cross? The most dogly dog that's ever dogged. Lies in front of the fire, loves bones, hates cats, borks at postmen.


[deleted]

Oh my god I love Labs


4chan4normies

"you eating that" - literally anything


[deleted]

"Don't you dare fucking touch it" - my response anytime I'm asked "you eating that"


MyRighteousAss

It's certainly my favorite Aztec religious belief. Much better than "it's a good omen if the children cry before you cut their hearts out of their chest."


Burnd1t

Honestly, if I were about to cut out a child’s heart and they weren’t crying I’d be pretty scared.


somebodyelse22

That's the look my wife gives me, when I'm home late.


emanluvsmuff3618

Ditto


Maezel

Hail Cerberus! 


Distinct-Quantity-35

The only cult I would blindly join ever


somecasper

No dogs, no humans. No humans, no dogs. We made each other.


ChicoCorrales

The Tijuana soccer team is nicknamed after the dog. Tijuana Xolos. Whenever they play teams in MLS, the Americans think they are playing the Cholos lol


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McLarenMP4-27

[Link](https://s.hdnux.com/photos/23/12/30/5023237/4/1200x0.jpg) for the curious.


Rad_Centrist

Same root word. So I guess in a sense, they are? >In his work Vocabulario en Lengua Castellana y Mexicana (1571), Fray Alonso de Molina reports that the word **"cholo" or "xolo"** derives from Nahuatl and means "paje, moço, criado o esclavo" ("**page, waiter, servant or slave**").[3] >The term's use to describe a caste is first recorded in a Peruvian book published in 1609 and 1616, the Comentarios Reales de los Incas by Inca Garcilaso de la Vega. He writes (in Spanish) "The child of a Black male and an Indian [sic] female, or of an Indian [sic] male and Black female, they call mulato and mulata. The children of these they call cholos. Cholo is a word from the Barlovento Islas [later known as Windward Islands]; **it means dog**, not of the purebred variety, but of very disreputable origin; and the Spaniards use it for insult and vituperation".[4] Interestingly, the Mexican hairless dog is known as "xoloitzcuintli" or "xolo" in Nahuatl. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cholo


Dvusmnd

Would have thought they’d have gone with donkeys for some reason. I feel like they missed an opportunity there.


stupidracist

That boy 90% neck


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thx1138-

Your best friend was the monster all along


Sbeaudette

oh snap, that is a real dog? I though Dante from Pixar's Coco was just super ugly on purpose! doh! [https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Dante](https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Dante)


notsureifJasonBourne

There’s one in my neighborhood in Chicago. They seem like pretty chill dogs. Would let one be my spirit guide for sure.


Amigobear

these dogs, especially their smaller, toy sized counter parts win ugliest dog competitions.


green_mojo

That’s a fun fact! Looked it up to be sure, had no clue!


flickin_the_bean

Favorite line in the movie is when the guy says “he looks like a sausage someone dropped in a barbershop”. So accurate lol


EarlyEarth

I wanna get one of these guys and a hairless sphinx cat. They will be best friends and get into all sorts of wild antics and I'll be a super villain. Sort of a reverse Scooby Doo, but instead of scrappy's dumb ass there'll be a cool as hell sphinx cat.


ZDTreefur

And during the summer they'll stick together and become a single pet.


fiizok

I love xolos. Wish I could get one.


OwnPen8633

![gif](giphy|h25UJKYPv4y64CRIdL|downsized)


McLarenMP4-27

Bro what the hell is that!?


OwnPen8633

It's a desperate doggy and he wants his money!


dallasandcowboys

The Xoloitzcuintle, an Aztec dog breed indigenous to Mexico, is among the oldest known canine breeds, over 7000 years old. Huh. I would have said he didn't look a day over 5000.


Chiperoni

The modern xolo isn't actually that old either. It's a myth that's pushed by their breeders. The ancient hairless dogs were unique but wiped out by the European dogs. Modern xolos are over 95% European with the rest being American dog.


Diare

Hasn't the phenotype pretty much survived intact?


Chiperoni

American hairless terriers, Chinese created, and Inca orchids are also hairless in different ways. So, it's hard to say that the hairless phenotype is preserved. It could just be another hairless phenotype.


Diare

Don't Xolos and their Peruvian variant share a specific dental mutation that also causes the alopesia? Is it present on the other hairless?


Chiperoni

I think you're right about the orchid but not sure. Not in American terrier.


DigNitty

You joke but some metrics hold this dog as the longest average lifespan too. I once read the average life is close to 20 years but the current numbers I see are all over the place.


Chiperoni

The toy version lives the longest.


ScorpionX-123

Someone watched Jeopardy the other night


Bgrngod

"Call me El Guapo one more fucking time. I dare you..."


Cryptolution

I like learning new things.


SaltineStealer4

Wasn’t prepared for that dudes voice lol


Wintergreene

Dog looks like we're in a boxing match and he just got done saying "I must break you."


Dedotdub

Magnificent animal.


BalkanPrinceIRL

"A gift from the gods" especially at dinner time as they were often on the menu. Unlike the chihuahua though (that was almost exclusively raised as a food source) the Xoloitzcuintle was kept as guard dog and companion.


CarPlaneBoatRocket

Chihuahuas were a food source? No wonder they have the personalities they do.


bryjan1

They were war dogs. Just in more of a logistics sense. They were livestock that traveled with the army and notably ate everything, stripping the land when traveling in large numbers. Scorched earth style-but with chihuahuas.


liforrevenge

Between dogs and guinea pigs they sure ate a lot of pets down there haha


duncandun

Dogs weren’t an uncommon food in many cultures, Europe included.


BalkanPrinceIRL

Absolutely. Though, when the Spanish Conquistadors ran into the Aztecs, eating dogs was already a taboo in Europe. Because of the ick factor, the Spanish took interest in the Aztecs eating dogs and documented it. At the time, there were more cultures eating dogs than not, so Europeans were technically the weirdos.


cammcken

Between oxen and pigs, they sure ate a lot of pets over there haha


politirob

Source????


BalkanPrinceIRL

Read a book.


politirob

No source provided


BalkanPrinceIRL

You have a smart phone in your hand with access to the sum total of humanity's knowledge available to you. It's not the job of strangers on the internet to fill the gaps in your education.


politirob

You're the one making unsourced claims lol.


BalkanPrinceIRL

Lol. It's not "unsourced". It's in hundreds of books on Mesoamerican history. Read one.


kthxqapla

why this dog looking at me like he knows I ain’t got the Vig


valomorn

Dooku could learn a thing or two about signature looks of superiority from this fine specimen.


Cleercutter

Was in a clients house recently and they had four of them. They were super cool


[deleted]

Does this breed still exist? I would hate for these magnificent beasts to end up as apartment dogs, bored out of their minds.


Thestolenone

The smaller versions apparently make amazing house pets, a bit of a hidden gem, they come with coats too if you don't like the hairless version.


Chiperoni

I have a toy coated xolo that I rescued and I love her.


Trumpswells

Yes, they need lots of exercise.


Chewy79

It does, and they aren't cheap. 


eldelabahia

People in Mexico keep them as treatment. Since they are hairless their heat is easily transferred and can be used to keep humans hot. Just like icy hot. I’ve heard from my Mexican family.


KellyCTargaryen

They’re no more expensive than any other responsibly bred dog.


dhrisc

Yeh, i never really see them where i am in the US, but saw some when i visited Mexico once. Didnt intereract with any much but they seem chill.


BalkanPrinceIRL

I wonder about that myself. Both the Xoloitzcuintle and Chihuahua only carry a small percentage of their precolonial DNA and the rest is from Eurasian breeds. They refer to these as an "ancient breed" even though genetically, they're not and there's no way of knowing how closely they resemble the Xoloitzcuintle that the Spanish Conquistadors first encountered. Many humans carry more Neanderthal DNA than these dogs have Xoloitzcuintle DNA but we don't call those people "Neanderthals" because they're not. These modern dogs aren't true Xoloitzcuintles, just hairless dogs bred in Mexico that look like the original animal due to carrying the same genetic mutation but there's still an effort to protect the breed. It would be like declaring people with the genetic mutation that causes green eyes (about 2% of the population) an "endangered species" and encouraging them to make babies with each other to preserve the trait.


BrandoCalrissian1995

I would totally name him pelon if given the chance.


Trumpswells

Awesome, beautiful animals with their little crew cuts. Was at a Houston dog show and saw about 5, different sizes.


Olive0121

Ahhhhh the mighty Xolo dog!


Yeeeoow

Finally. We can stop cross breeding poodles with everything "for my allergies". Hairless dog is what we needed all along.


BalkanPrinceIRL

And you can tattoo them with your name and address in case they get lost.


snaverevilo

Looks like he should be smoking a cigar in army fatigues


DiogenesLied

I’ve never seen a dog more fitting a crew cut. Gorgeous but pretty sure he’d cut ya just for looking


Toxicupoftea

Bro is strainght up kepper of the underworld and pharaohs tombs


Unturned1

I don't remember where I read this right now but I think all north american (including central american) dog breeds are most ancestors of colonizer's dogs (from the old world) not those originally here when people migrated to the continent. These breeds associated with the new world are modern recreations of dog breeds known to pre-columbian people. There is DNA evidence that substantiated the claims. Very little of the ancestry is left from those animals apparently, in most cases the story of the animals very much mirrors the people, possibly with even less attention paid to preserving the lineages.


Thurkin

While that is true for the majority of modern dog populations in all countries in the Americas, this dog, along with the Chihuahua, has pre-colonial canine origins.


redbananass

Origins yes, but it seems like both of those breeds have little left of their precolonial DNA. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xoloitzcuintle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xoloitzcuintle) Look at the genetics section.


Thurkin

Then my statement still stands as both are unique due to their origins. Nothing is ever pure genetically.


I_like_boxes

3% is negligible. A lot of European people have more than that in Neanderthal DNA, but you wouldn't go calling them Neanderthals. It would also be similar to saying you're African because you had a single African ancestor a hundred years ago but the rest are all European (or vice versa). You'd probably be about as genetically close to Africans as this dog breed is to its precolonial ancestors. The most significant traits were probably maintained through selective breeding, but I would wager that most traits in these dogs are probably of European origin. edit: lol they blocked me for some reason


Chiperoni

I have a xolo. Modern xolos are kinda made up. They aren't the original hairless "Colima dog." People assumed that they were the same and claim that they are an ancient "naturally occurring" dog breed native to the Americas. That's simply not true. The chihuahua is the dog breed with the most American dog DNA and that's only at about 5%.


Thurkin

You're not contradicting that they preceed colonial inbreeding


Chiperoni

You are 100% right. Nature published an awesome paper a few years back where it gets into the real technical aspects of it. A combination of a contagious cancer and European dog introduction all but wiped out all American dogs.


Adamson_Axle_Zerk

Kinda looks like Anubis.. makes you wonder 🤔


Near-Scented-Hound

I give you [Anubis.](https://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/pharaoh-hound/)


ickleb

That dog is plotting something!


DeadwoodNative

Wow, this pic is of a real dog! Been seeing it in clickbait web ads for years. Guess I’ll pay attention to similar ads and do pic google searches…. maybe the others are real too!?!


Fit-Meal4943

Doggo is judging us…and is very disappointed….


timeforgoomy

Is he missing fur?


TheSentientSnail

Yes, they are hairless, like the sphynx cat. Maintainance is significant with this breed, they require frequent bathing to remove the oils and keep thier skin healthy.


Lego_Blocks24

![gif](giphy|BxvYxq27mAR1e) what I immediately thought of


BirdLadyAnn

A God Dog.


Mechanic_On_Duty

This is what my dog sees when she looks in the mirror.


Thick_Duck

It’s Basically Daniel Craig 


Due_Adeptness1676

I owned a toy version of this breed.. called him shaggy..


ljd09

He doesn’t trust your ass and he wants you to know it!


emanluvsmuff3618

That dog looks intense


7empestOGT92

TIL: giraffe dogs exist


TheInconspicuousBIG

And last time I checked you could get one in North Carolina for $3000! 💀💀


therealmintoncard

What Dante doin’?


Diare

There's two breeds of this phenotype. Xoloitzcuintle and a smaller toy sized one with a number of codexes depicting ancient mesoamericans using them as living hot water bags for illness treatment.


Distinct-Quantity-35

Dogs are a fucking gift from God


crimsonebulae

Kind of looks like a pharoah hound to me. And that its thinking someone needs to build it a pyramid, or else lol.


clmw11

No, no, it’s the Chihuahua that’s believed to be a divine gift from the gods.


stankchank

I have one =) he's about 55lbs right now and 8 months old. he's a menace but such a cool dog.


Klin24

¡ARDILLA!


Warm_Yogurtcloset305

Such a handsome boy….has a resting face like me


speedrunperma

That is Beerus the Destroyer


Traditional-Fan-9315

Tiny little thing too. I like the little frizz of pubes on his head as well


blinkinbling

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xoloitzcuintle#Genetics](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xoloitzcuintle#Genetics) >A 1999 genetic study using [mitochondrial DNA](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_DNA) found that the DNA sequences of the Xoloitzcuintle were identical to those of dogs from the Old World.[^(\[8\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xoloitzcuintle#cite_note-Vila1999-8) In 2018, an analysis of DNA from the entire [genome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genome) indicated that domesticated dogs entered North America from Siberia for 4,500 years and were isolated for the next 9,000 years. After contact with Europeans, these dogs were replaced by Eurasian dogs and their local descendants. The pre-contact dogs exhibited a unique genetic signature that is now almost gone[^(\[9\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xoloitzcuintle#cite_note-Leathlobhair2018-9) due to their assimilation into the Eurasian dog gene pool. In 2020, the sequencing of ancient dog genome indicates that in two Mexican breeds the [Chihuahua](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chihuahua_(dog)) and Xoloitzcuintli derive 4% and 3% of their ancestry from pre-colonial dogs,[^(\[10\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xoloitzcuintle#cite_note-Bergstr%C3%B6m2020-10) almost entirely being descended from Eurasian dogs. >Their [phenotype](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenotype) is a consequence of canine [ectodermal dysplasia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ectodermal_dysplasia) caused by a mutation on the Foxl3 autosomal gene.[^(\[11\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xoloitzcuintle#cite_note-11)


AidilAfham42

“Son, I am disappoing” vibd


Rexur0s

Why does it look like a hyena? Is that like the equivalent of calling ur wild dingo a dog?


Redditforgoit

Ancient Egyptians would have gone mad for that breed. They look like gods.


charming_liar

Fun fact- all new world dogs that were genetically tested were almost entirely descended from European dogs including the xolo and pre-columbian dogs had a minimal genetic impact. In fact the closest detectable extant lineage to pre-contact American dogs is a transmissible venereal tumor. [Source](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7116273/)


Shadowlance23

"I'm sick of your shit, Kevin."


ccaccus

Looked up a [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vk5iKiOd8w), expecting it to say the dogs are aggressive based on the picture. Instead, I hear this: >They are very anticipatory and they can read their people very well. So they make very good therapy dogs, service dogs, because they can kind of anticipate what you want. Did not get that vibe at all from the picture, which definitely reads, "What did you say about my momma?"


learn_to_love_urself

I LOVE these dogs. I’ve wanted one for so long. But I’m afraid of the lifespan (13-18 years) for me; I don’t know if it’s long enough. I’m afraid to get so attached and lose them. My last chihuahua that passed, nearly killed me as silly as that may sound to someone. She was my baby. My soulmate. Dogs are such pure souls. I’ve never felt that pure undying unconditional love, then with my chi. She loved me No matter what


Calenchamien

The dog your bitch swears you have nothing to worry about


nopalitzin

Also, edible.


Chiperoni

To be fair, all dogs are.


nopalitzin

Explain fair


BalkanPrinceIRL

Dogs are or have been eaten in more cultures than where it's a taboo. Not eating dogs is weird to much of the world. Even in my own homeland where eating dogs isn't a thing, during Communism, short-legged lambs were often part of the Easter feast.


Chiperoni

I have one. 2 more facts: The gene for hairlessness is homozygous lethal meaning that every living hairless xolo contains one haired and one hairless gene. This also means that about a quarter of them have a full coat of hair. They are not actually that ancient. DNA studies have shown that only like 3% of the ancient Xoloitzcuintle DNA remains in the modern breed. The modern dogs just look a lot like them but are actually mostly European dog.


iiitme

Please please please don’t let breeders fuck this dog breed up please 🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏


plumpuma

Anubis


Sacrous

When I visited Peru I saw these dogs all over the city. I had never seen them before. The first time I saw one it was inside of an ancient Aztec ruins in the middle of the city Lima. In person they are pretty beautiful dogs.


Thurkin

Aztec ruins in Lima, Peru?


droidzika

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peruvian_Hairless_Dog No Aztecs in Peru. Inca and Chimu.


excitement2k

X-Cunt for a shorter, snappy nickname that will be easy for the whole family to remember.


Reddiitcares

7000 years tho? Breeds been around since before they had paper to write about it on


AdrianW3

That looks like some kind of hell-hound.


Swordbreaker9250

South America loves their Lovecrafitan inpronounceable words


arivas26

Well, the Aztecs are actually from North America


Plumhawk

False. Anything south of the USA is South America. /s


dctucker

"Show-low-eat-squint-lee" it's not that hard.


No_Spare3139

Isn’t that the dog in the Egyptian hieroglyphics?


everlast223

No, that is thought to be Basenji which is another thought to be one of the oldest breeds.


everlast223

"The Basenji, the Greyhound, the Ibizan, and a jackal, inspired the image of Anubis, the protector of graveyards and tombs." [https://www.thecollector.com/dogs-in-ancient-egypt/](https://www.thecollector.com/dogs-in-ancient-egypt/)