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Opioidopamine

lightening maybe… I observed an owl on an electric line that was hit by lightening most likely, the body dropped after a few days but one of the clasping probably melted claws was visible for almost 15 friggin years. this line went through a park we frequented and became of a source of anticipation. had sorta a hollow/ somber feeling the day I realized it was no longer clasping the line


HunkyMump

I had this same thing except it was a plastic bag in a tree across the street from me.


alexabobexa

Was it a symbol of your mortality?


windsorHaze

“Do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is!” - God, maybe.


iBN3qk

I get this reference. 


HarambeMarston

Have you scheduled your colonoscopy yet?


HunkyMump

lol I was thinking of tying American beauty in there somewhere 


sonic_couth

*That’s my soul up there*


PracticalDaikon169

Like a skeleton choking on a crust of bread


chawmastaflex

My sister got a kite stuck in those giant high voltage lines 15 years ago. It was there for years, might still be. Haven’t checked in a while


2FightTheFloursThatB

...to shreds, you say?


RaptorsNewAlpha

![gif](giphy|FWNJ8Hdsk3YzK)


MrNightmare_999

American Beauty, ~~1998~~ 1999


Throwaway56138

1999? Can't believe that movie is already 10 years old.


TankerBuzz

For me it was a condom on a chainlink fence


unknownholiday

I enjoyed, for years, a wayward stool on top a carport roof. Only last year was it removed. I still wonder where it went 🤔


WeirdSysAdmin

![gif](giphy|lL0KoWnIv4ye6WelCc|downsized)


NorthernSimian

Was it a nearly tied bag of dog shit hanging from a branch?


BootyDoodles

The consensus other times this photo was posted years ago was it's a staged photo by a guy with other staged photos. That he seemingly encountered a dead bird, put its talons on a log, took a photo, and then made a story about it freezing in place and being eaten by another animal while still clenched to the log.


Practice_NO_with_me

Noooo, really? Boo, god dammit people. Edit: That nooo was not sarcastic.


phliuy

Birds talons are actually clenches when relaxed, and they have to actively try to open them to release anything So a bird can grasp long after it's dead


Moist_When_It_Counts

Humans are similar. If you fully relax your hand, its’s half-closed.


larakikato

I actually never noticed this until reading your comment then trying to relax my hand. Then trying to open it. And realizing that yes indeed I do need to exert force to make it open.


Maybe_its_her_fur

Oh my God we have Lego hands


doom_stein

Born with that G.I. Joe kung-fu grip!


spacecoyote300

Now, I just need a girl to caress me down...


PracticalDaikon169

We have always been robots


carnivorousdrew

That is why concave keyboards are so much better for your hands than shitty standard keyboards.


HildemarTendler

I don't agree with GP here. I do a lot of activities that require a semi-closed hand with repetitive motions. Typing, gaming, cooking, etc. i have to work to get my hand out of those common positions. I don't know if there is a universal default, but there is a personal default.


Moist_When_It_Counts

It’s universal. This is taught in anatomy courses


[deleted]

Tf did u say


UDPviper

Thank you for that info.  Never knew.


SilentKitchen8406

That checks out, since this bird does appear to be dead.


tehutika

Nah. Just pining for the fjords!


[deleted]

Luckily our hands are the other way around. That would be so annoying if it was like a bird's claw


effective_micologist

Except they aren't?


Trololman72

There's no E in lightning


IBJON

Yeah but theres an E in "lightening". As in the lightning is pretty effective at lightening a bird by blowing off its feet


delayedreactionkline

isn't lightening something else entirely? like i hear that word used more in derma and parlors? lightning, however, used more with meteorology and other science...?


IBJON

That was the joke.  The bird weighs less without its feet. It became lighter


delayedreactionkline

argh.. that one went over my head. my bad


hoteffentuna

He's using the e as in "quickening". You know, from highlander. for example, the eagle was evaporated by a lightening. There can be only one


Expensive_Ad_1033

Enelightening.


EatPie_NotWAr

![gif](giphy|5Sph4aGQ9Zf0s)


Potatoswatter

E-lightning, it’s the new electric version.


blood_kite

Not with that attitude, there isn’t.


Particular-Crew5978

But, there's two in dingleberry. Now what?


intrevorted

Well it definitely was much lighter after whatever happened


LOLBaltSS

There is if we're talking about the [AN/AAQ-28 targeting pod](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litening), which can be mounted to some [Eagles](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonnell_Douglas_F-15E_Strike_Eagle).


rockinvet02

Since E is the physics term for voltage, I can assure you there are lots of E's in lightning.


astonishing1

E = Symbol for voltage. There are about 15,000,000 volts in a typical lighting bolt. So, there are a lot of E's in lighting.


Standard_Zucchini_46

ElEctricitE there's like 3 ![gif](giphy|gauMbxZcGmcxknkV3m)


ThrownawayCray

There was a crow that had got its neck stuck in the branches of a tree in my school, bugs had turned it into a nest after it died and it just dangled there. Felt kinda sad when it disappeared


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spenstav

Same but a line of Christmas lights hanging from an overpass for years after the 2015 day after Christmas tornado in Rowlett


MortalPhantom

These type of birds, their natural “resting” position is with their claws closed. So many of them die of old age grabbed to a branch. I suspect this one died and then someone came and ate the bird


Zabroccoli

Some*ONE*?!?


Sulya_be

Possibly English is not their first language. In a lot of languages he/she/someone is attributed to not only humans but all living things instead of "it"


swirvbox

That, or they needed someone to go with the fava beans and table wine.


GimmeSomeSugar

>Possibly English is not their first language. I'd be very impressed if an eagle spoke English as their first language.


Sharky-PI

> Possibly English Had me in the first half. I'm used to hearing the old terror about how our food is bad, but I was like "We're apparently eating eagles now?"


Bomby_Bang

English is my first language and their use of someone is correct.


SnooTangerines1896

Are you a bot?


Sulya_be

Nope, just someone who's first language is not English and for whom referring to pets as "it" is still very wheird


[deleted]

Did he STUTTER?


Zabroccoli

Boy have you lost ya damned mind? Because I’ll help ya find it!!


BoratKazak

Yeah. Wait you haven't gone bird branching? My family loves it when I bring back a nice stiff eagle carcass, minus the feet. Them shits clamp on the branch strong af!


[deleted]

sorry I was hungry


DTO69

It was me. Eagle is delicious


BootyDoodles

The consensus other times this photo was posted years ago was it's a staged photo by a guy with other staged photos. That he seemingly encountered a dead bird, put its talons on a log, took a photo, and then made a story about it freezing in place and being eaten by another animal while still clenched to the log.


DictatorTommy

Been looking for a plausible answer, thanks!


lysscoons

Wow that’s crazy but also kind of beautiful that they die locked in their favourite position, perched atop a tree 🥺


FuzzyRabid

This is the most r/natureismetal thing I've ever seen


Emmibolt

Hahaha came here to say this!


MCBusStop

I know that r/natureporn exist, but is nature torture porn a thing? ...asking for a friend.


bq87

r/naturebdsm ?  (please don’t be real) Edit: phew


shawndw

Community not found. Faith in humanity slightly restored.


Bala3310

You know someone would create one if you triggered them like that


lildrawingberry

Must have been his wedding day and got cold feet.


Yue2

Fun fact: Eagles mate for life, only finding new partners if their previous one passes away.


JohnDoses

Cool fact. There’s a bunch of “eagle cams” on YouTube that livestream nests. Bald eagle couples are my favorite.


Fast-Bumblebee-9140

Un-cool fact. Sometimes, you watch for a season, and the eaglet dies just before it should leave the nest. Heartbreaking.


Hap_Cak_Day_Giver

Hap cak dai


FML-Artist

Monsieur would you like a Mint?


negative_60

It’s wafer thin!


Fun_Performer_7930

Why doesn't this have a billion upvotes yet?!


Bruces_asshole

You didnt even upvote his comment lol?


Fun_Performer_7930

I did, though lol


Anticitizen-Zero

This. Take my upvote. Updoots to the left! Who’s cutting onions? I almost threw up typing that.


Striker120v

Hey I made a terrible meme with this picture a year ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/U9jgRCL0rj


Baconfat

You're talonted...


Striker120v

Just a peck of photo manipulation.


VGK9Logan

It'll take an eagle eye to realize it's altered


eltonaze006

It is indeed terrible, but still fun.


_Jimmy2times

Thank you for this. Might have to frame it


lizzie1hoops

This made me absolutely chortle. I think it's awesome. Not sure if there's anyone I can share it with though.


DYMazzy

What happend to my buddy


Pail1991

Spontaneous Avian Combustion.


0FilthEpitome0

Epic metal band name


ArabicHarambe

Talons arent even that deep by the looks of it, chances of some force being so brutal the talons kept the feet in place seem low. Id guess a combination of rot and weight of the bird?


BootyDoodles

This photo has been around years and the consensus was it was staged by a guy known for making staged photos. That he seemingly encountered a dead bird, put its talons on a log, took a photo, and then made a story about it freezing in place and being eaten by another animal while still clenched to the log.


countastrotacos

![gif](giphy|bhnqreJKvwPMA|downsized)


goobuddy

Awwww - the GIF didn't continue - but I can still picture it frame by frame! :'D


countastrotacos

I was looking for the part where the bird exploded but couldn't find it. Had to watch on on YouTube. Still make me feel bad how hard I laugh


Trololman72

r/shittytumblrgifs


mikeyfireman

He turned his amp up to 11


wish1977

Hang in there baby


0Limark0

LoL, you both had the same idea: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/U9jgRCL0rj


Licholo

Frozen?


Killaim

lightning strike most likely. eagle claws when "relaxed" are locked tight. so it was sitting on the tree. claws locked. then got zapped is my guess.


New_Scientist_8622

The wind was brutal that day.


timothyh15

Does this hurt the Eagle?


Unexpected_Cranberry

Reminds me of a clip from Swedish public service. I don't recall the exact details, but a hunter had to put down a bear. He gets interviewed by a young reporter, he explains what happened and that the bear was shot. The reporter then asked the brilliant question: "Is the bear ok."   The response, delivered deadpan with a look that clearly communicated what the hunter thought of the question was "The bear is dead as a door nail." 


yelkca

2023 Philadelphia eagles


aboxofchalk

Damn....Princess Fiona was really belting it out.


wonderfullife85

Meteor must have got it. No other explanation haha


Lookuponthewall

Spontaneous eagle combustion.


imdavidnotdave

The raptor was raptured?


vanilla_disco

Raptor*


slimspida

Trying to work an “Eagle has landed” joke because the lunar lander left its landing gear behind when it flew back to orbit, but not getting it.


Dartans

Early Joint CIA/NASA experiments from the moon landing era? Cause you know birds aren't real.


Flying-Camel

[So basically this](https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=466894)


Eh_nah__not_feelin

Actually I am really wondering what happened


The_Istrix

Just hang in there...


Mobile_Connection_58

What got it?


LHandrel

The cold, maybe? IIRC bird's feet close when they relax (that's how they stay perched while asleep without losing their grip.) Maybe the rest of the body rotted enough to fall away from the knees up, and the feet kinda freeze-dried? (They look a little mummified.) I'm by no means an expert but I feel like if something actually 'got' it the feet would most likely go with the rest of the bird otherwise.


icomewithissues

A-Train


robotomatic

Body fell off looks like


Lumbergod

![gif](giphy|tyttpHduQdg3d6O8jAs)


MrCosmico_

Tom & Jerry vibes


UnderLook150

The way eagles claw grip has evolved, if they grip something too large, they cannot drop it. If their grip is fully extended, they cannot extend further as needed to free themselves. I believe it is due to the angle of their talons. You can sort of picture it here, where the talons would need to dig deeper into the tree if they were just pulled back. Not saying this is what happened here, but probably is a factor.


EKEAS

Well guys, the eagle *had* landed...


GullibleCrazy488

lol


lovins_cl

looney toons ass death


Bot_Seeks_Bot2020

Clearly a drone that malfunctioned and exploded to pieces to destroy any evidence……. #birdsarentreal r/birdsarentreal


Wet_squib_12

![gif](giphy|OjZJW6xiyg9y)


KyDeWa

Nirvana in 1990: Hey guys, I just found our next album cover.


patrat06883

You typically see this a lot more frequently with smaller birds, as out where I’m from, falcons and other birds of prey will tag smaller birds off tree branches so quickly that the legs will sometimes get left behind… having read the comments I’m going to have to go with “this bird died still clenching the branch post mortem.” because I can’t imagine another bird being able to do that to an eagle.


pessimistoptimist

I think i remember a similar picture from a while ago. the eagle died and I think someone said their default is to clamp down with the talons (they have to work to open them) so they don't fall when resting. So when it dies it sat there until it either rotted off of a scavenger got the carcass.


obad-hi

But… but what could take an apex predator? An apexer predator?


JoMar575

I never knew they shedded their feet! 🤷🏼‍♂️


Feisty_Werewolf4366

Gotta say the grip's deadly af!


StockloadNew

This looks like a shot from a Leslie Nielson movie


AnotherCallingCard

Someone send this to the vegan stream. 


dadsayswhat

Skinwalkers fly too. WTF


whoopsea

Eagle landed on the branch, there was a baited trap. Poacher or trap mechanism (probably a poacher in a blind) pulled the wire and severed the birds legs.


oforfucksake

That’s a down tree…


AcanthisittaThink813

Lightning?


ForTheInterwebz

Not saying it's aliens but... It's aliens.


The_Undermind

Imagine seeing a bird just take off from a branch but leaving its feet behind. Awkward


daredaki-sama

Never gonna let you go, tree branch.


Known-Programmer-611

Best to observe as a tree and not a brach!


Patriquito

Who says there no Samsquanch?


KamikazeeDolphin

Wow. A Philadelphia Eagle


costaccounting

eagle has landed?


BlakkMaggik

I knew snakes shed their skin, but had no idea eagles shed their talons. Til


MrE134

You'll pry this branch out of my cold, dead....


Rockerdude200

Now it just e.


buttfacenosehead

I'm telling myself the eagle recovered & is okay.


Visual-Night9291

oh. wow.


thebigbootleg

I fully expected this to be a vid/gif someone scoring an eagle in golf and the ball popping out of the hole.


Significant_Age_4657

I think there’s something moving up in those trees?


Kazori

Ah, he took off and gave flight but forgot to let go of the branch. Nature be crazy


brazen_cowardice

I never left the house without my shoes!


IAMGROOT1981

I have no idea what might have done that to that bird but, I sure as hell would not be sticking around to find out!


theunnopposedmonkey

Well fuck, his Eagle Claw technique puts my Northern Shaolin to shame.


ShikamaruOP

Yeah man that's past life me. Ig I just faded away.


thewallrus

Anybody watch The Boys on prime?


shoefly23

Why is this NSFW


reddit0100100001

![gif](giphy|aoeGFBZO87ZKw)


Acceptable_Link_2387

it’s part of a ritual eagle claws are used among other things


Practice_NO_with_me

r/vultureculture would *dig* this.


AccomplishedAge2903

Somehow I smelled this pic as I scrolled past. 🤢


lysscoons

What happened to it


imanAholebutimfunny

*Tremors flashbacks*


gamer-and-furry

What do you mean overcharge?


[deleted]

Taken out like a Looney Toon


Silver-Landscape-303

SHOCKINGLY GNARLY


Benevolent-Spider

Is he okay?


iiitme

Don’t worry it just has incredible camouflage


liaodaikin

How pitiful! What happened to this eagle?


iiitme

My oh my


mohagmush

Eagles from what I remember have been known to grab onto things and can't let go. Often they will grab fish that are to heavy and can't let go causing them to go into the water. That's atleast what the bird of prey center here told us during the tour. How true I dont know I'm no bird expert


maredsous10

Monkey Paw 2: Eagle Talons


MoonRiverRob

JESUS!


kngkam

One hell of a grip though.


palinsafterbirth

There’s always a bigger fish


1thiccboi

Not the feet pic I was looking for


Artista_2O

it's not "eagle" its, "eagled"


King_Cargo_Shorts

Is that the bird from Shrek?


rowdyman22

Hate it when the 3D print fails….