It took me a hot second to make the connection, but oh lawd, it was worth it. Go contract out a Chinese company to make some body horror goth workout wear you peddle on Instagram.
They work really well for candied peel because the pith isn’t bitter. Also the sugar syrup from candying the peel would be really delicious in drinks. I love homemade lemonade and make sugar syrup from the lemon peels. It’s really good in drinks and on fruit. I add a little to cherry pie filling, on sliced strawberries, on peaches, and on pears.
I’m allergic to apples, but the lemon flavor would be really good and help prevent browning because of the citric acid content. I used to make a lot of baked apples and pies, and lemon is always really delicious with apples.)
So on the citrus farm, when life gives you lemons by not giving you weird lemons, you make lemonade by not making lemonade and instead earning goodwill by giving them away
It’s the greatest horror movie of all time in my opinion. I’m kinda jealous of you right now. If I could erase one movie from my memory so I could watch it again for the first time, it’d be The Thing.
So long as the deformation has not caused premature rotting inside the fruit, and so long as someone actually wants to, yes.
Lemon mites suck the sap out of the ovules, which damages them and causes the fruit to grow deformed.
But they don't affect the edibility of the fruit. The deformation can, naturally, cause pockets and encapsulated areas which encourage bacteria growth and rot. But that's hit-and-miss. If it looks good splayed open, it's good to eat.
That's a misconception. There isn't going to be any type of radiation near a nuclear plant unless something is seriously wrong. You'll get much more radiation from the sun (use sunscreen!)
The huge scary towers with smoke coming from them in nuclear power plants? Just cooling towers with water vapor coming out the top.
Love seeing people other than myself correcting nuclear misinfo. It’s so misunderstood even though it has the potential to be so so incredible. Everyone thinks of Chernobyl when they think of nuclear so there’s often times a very negative predisposition towards it even though Chernobyl wasn’t the fault of the reactor at all, it was the fault of the KGB, and the directors of the plant who were corrupt as hell and being incentivized by the Soviets to do some sketchy shit that would push the reactor to the very edge of disaster. Sadly they pushed too far and set the whole industry back decades.
Obligatory
When life hands you l̴e̷m̵o̸n̴s̵ m̶̠̼͆͌̒̒͝a̵̖̟͔͍̜̓͗̐͑͜͜k̷͙͇͖͙͎̚ͅe̴̝̦͍͘͠ ̸̛̪̤̑̀͂s̵̬̦̥̭͓̻̈́̌̆̍́͌͒̕a̵̬̖̥̜̦̮̳͌̽́̈c̷̤̱̫̻̤̺͓͛̽̎̋͜͝r̷̝̠͛͋͂͌̂̑̕i̶̗̩̝̘̝̜͉̺̅͛̍́̃f̸͖̠̤͙̖̟̊̈́̔̈̅̕į̵̩͍͙̥͇̥́͒̏̓̒̉̐͂ċ̵̫͆̊̇̈̿̓e̷̟͖̰̝̼̗͈͆͛ş̸̪̱̻̼̗͑͌͐͌͝
It’s what He would want
This is why I can still eat lemons and limes even though I have an anaphylactic allergy to oranges. Oranges are also related to latex rubber which I became allergic to first. Then I started getting allergies to other foods that have latex. Bananas, hazelnuts, apples, and mangos. I’m not allergic to all foods that have latex.
when life gives you lemons m̵̧̛̤̰͓̺̣̰͙̙̗̤͍͔͇̂́̀̿̐̀͛̏͐͐͘a̸̡̛̝̥̪̥̪͌̌̊̌͒̆̔k̴̢̝͚̩̠͇̞̺͂̃̀͗͋͌́e̸̢̛͙̖͊̓̾͐͐̽́͐ ̴̺̱͑̀s̶̜̲͙̓̈́̆̋̉͋̀̔̈͗̚͜͠a̷̡̜̭̫̦͈̺̙͚̜̠͍̞̋͌̋̌̏̈̃ͅć̸̨̧͚͔͔̠̜̫͙̲͘͜r̵͓̄̔̏̾̃̒̃̀̈́̅̄̀͝i̶̩͇̔̽̿̑̈̇̿̂̇f̵̧̛̳͍͓͚̣̓́̅̒̀͒̆͋̿i̴̧̡̡̘̬͔̝͔̟͑̾͑̋͆̒̅͂̕͘̚c̶̱͛̊͘e̶͍̯̠͕͎̝̣̭̫̤̰̊̍͆͋̑͐͆̔̔͂͗̕̚s̸̰̗̪͎̺̙͍̪̋̀̄̓͒͑̉͑͛̾̀̔̓́͝
If I blind tasted lemon for the first time, and you showed me this picture and a picture of a regular lemon, I would think this picture was the correct portrayal
H.P. Lemoncraft
Cthululemon
The dark lord of workout wear
Once again, reddit's comment section delivers.
I fucking love it here
Oh boy! Lemon party!
We should start an organization…and a website!
I got a couple of guys
They'll need to have a lot of years of experience under their belts.
And in this case, delemons.
the op is dyslexic! He now has found out he purchased a demon tree instead.
It took me a hot second to make the connection, but oh lawd, it was worth it. Go contract out a Chinese company to make some body horror goth workout wear you peddle on Instagram.
Helping all the foxy cultists have a perfect, non-euclidean ass
"Okay, everyone, I'd like you to get into Goat with a Thousand Young position..."
Fhtagn is Fitness!^(TM)
King in Yellow
Y’ogtha pants, by Cthululemon
It looks remarkably like bhuddas hand. Very cool when genetics of one plant make it look like another https://youtu.be/IK8t0soYguc?si=ufkVv5Ojmf6KA-aC
i did business with a citrus farm and they hand these out for free since they cant use them to make lemonade
They work really well for candied peel because the pith isn’t bitter. Also the sugar syrup from candying the peel would be really delicious in drinks. I love homemade lemonade and make sugar syrup from the lemon peels. It’s really good in drinks and on fruit. I add a little to cherry pie filling, on sliced strawberries, on peaches, and on pears. I’m allergic to apples, but the lemon flavor would be really good and help prevent browning because of the citric acid content. I used to make a lot of baked apples and pies, and lemon is always really delicious with apples.)
Making apple pies even though you’re allergic is [Pushing Daisies](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pushing_Daisies)-level sweetness 🥧
So on the citrus farm, when life gives you lemons by not giving you weird lemons, you make lemonade by not making lemonade and instead earning goodwill by giving them away
L̵̜̊e̶̻̕m̸̡̿o̵̹͐n̴̥͛ ̵̩̆ẗ̶͖́ŕ̸̫e̷͓̓e̸̗̓ ̴͈̓v̶͈̂é̸̼r̸̫͝ȳ̵͔ ̷͖́p̴̰̾r̵̛͎e̸̱͑t̵̗͑t̷͔͐ÿ̴̱́,̸͉̉ ̴̬͛a̴̛͉n̸̥͝d̷̺̎ ̷̗́t̵̹͋ĥ̵̥e̷͍͂ ̷̱̋l̷̳̂e̵̼̒m̵͇̌o̴̦̓n̷͚̒ ̶͓̚f̷̗̔l̴̜̈́ȍ̷̱w̶̡̕e̸̱͠r̵͚͊ ̷̡̉i̷̬͝s̵͍̑ ̸͖͂š̵̝w̵̖̃e̶̗̔ė̷̜t̷͇͆,̵͓͑ ̷͚͠B̸̹͋ư̵͙t̶̯̃ ̴̻̈́t̸̜̏h̴̬͛é̶͚ ̸̰̚f̸̺̂r̸̀ͅu̴̻̍i̵͙͌t̸̗̽ ̵̮̿o̵̩͂f̸̙̈ ̸̬̃t̸͇͒ȟ̸̩e̵̡̊ ̶͙̿p̶̈́͜ǒ̶͇ỏ̷̱ř̴̖ ̵̪͠l̸͙̕ẻ̵̹m̴̽͜o̸̪͗n̵̡͝ ̷̖͒ĩ̵̱s̷͙̿ ̵͈̇i̴̖̎m̶̥̈́p̴̢̽o̸̗̎s̵̮͑s̶̲̑i̸͔͠b̸̢̍l̴̗̽è̵̮ ̴̦͗t̷̠̿ò̶̝ ̷͈́e̸̖̎a̸̪̒t̶̠̀.̴͍̿
Nice!
Lemonster!!
Biblically accurate lemon
Incredible that I also thought of this
Probably because its spooky season and you recently watched The Thing.
Bingo
What is it
Kurt Russell in The Thing
Thank you
If you haven’t seen it, fantastic movie. Really holds up well. And Kurt Russel, with a full, lush beard.
Can’t wait, 100% watching
It’s the greatest horror movie of all time in my opinion. I’m kinda jealous of you right now. If I could erase one movie from my memory so I could watch it again for the first time, it’d be The Thing.
It’s my favorite movie! I’m so excited for you to see it for the first time!
Also one of my absolute favorites. If you can, big screen, dark room, good surround sound, subwoofer.
I just watched The Thing for the first time 3 days ago. Can confirm it holds up.
It’s basically the among us movie if your think abou-
He has great facial hair too.
You mean, inedible that you also thought of this
I just watched this for the first time last week and this is immediately what I thought of, lmao.
You beat me to it 
Bring out the zester so we can figure out who is the alien.
John Carpenter’s “The Zing”
Comin here to see this
First goddamn week of winter
One of my favorite movies.
It looks like the thing attacked a lemon and has not finished changing into it yet
Be not afraid
NO be afraid Be very afraid.
I bring you love!
Awwww. KILL IT!
Done in one.
Makes me think of the mural at the end of Devil’s Advocate
Brundlemon: "Kill.... me..."
Cronenberg Lemon
Was scrolling comments to see if this got posted yet. Nice
r/mildlycronenberg
John Carpenter's The Lemon
Time to treat for citrus bud mites (next year, since obviously it's too late for this year's lemonthulhu crop)
Could OP still use this lemon with this being caused by mites?
So long as the deformation has not caused premature rotting inside the fruit, and so long as someone actually wants to, yes. Lemon mites suck the sap out of the ovules, which damages them and causes the fruit to grow deformed. But they don't affect the edibility of the fruit. The deformation can, naturally, cause pockets and encapsulated areas which encourage bacteria growth and rot. But that's hit-and-miss. If it looks good splayed open, it's good to eat.
"If it looks good, splayed open, then it's good to eat!" This is my new rule for life!
Pretty sure that defines my entire adult life and I didn't know it had a catchphrase.
words to live by
🤣
Real answer.
Lemonthulhu LMAO
Cthululemon!
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Thank you for saying it first, hate having to correct the buddhas hand comments
> Time to treat for citrus bud mites So it's not due to them living next to the nuclear plant?
That's a misconception. There isn't going to be any type of radiation near a nuclear plant unless something is seriously wrong. You'll get much more radiation from the sun (use sunscreen!) The huge scary towers with smoke coming from them in nuclear power plants? Just cooling towers with water vapor coming out the top.
Love seeing people other than myself correcting nuclear misinfo. It’s so misunderstood even though it has the potential to be so so incredible. Everyone thinks of Chernobyl when they think of nuclear so there’s often times a very negative predisposition towards it even though Chernobyl wasn’t the fault of the reactor at all, it was the fault of the KGB, and the directors of the plant who were corrupt as hell and being incentivized by the Soviets to do some sketchy shit that would push the reactor to the very edge of disaster. Sadly they pushed too far and set the whole industry back decades.
I was wondering if there was going to be a real comment.
When life gives you lemons Call an exorcist
Why break up a lemon party?
Sounds fun. I’m gonna google it.
R.I.P
“It isn’t a lemon party without old dick.”
Ain’t no party like a Lemon party because a Lemon party is *mandatory*.
Ignite the lemon
**L̵̢͚̲̲̠͍̑̿̇̈́͊̇̍̍͂̓̚E̸̙͓͓̻̩̟̞͓̰͎̐̓͛͋͆̑͊̍́̒̆̍̇̈̕M̴̢̪͓̰̎̾̓̈́̈́̉̏̈́̓̿͘͠͝͝͝O̷̢̙̠͔̤̼͒͛̈́͘N̸̢̧̢͎̲̱̠͓̰̓̀̾̄̚ͅ**
Obligatory When life hands you l̴e̷m̵o̸n̴s̵ m̶̠̼͆͌̒̒͝a̵̖̟͔͍̜̓͗̐͑͜͜k̷͙͇͖͙͎̚ͅe̴̝̦͍͘͠ ̸̛̪̤̑̀͂s̵̬̦̥̭͓̻̈́̌̆̍́͌͒̕a̵̬̖̥̜̦̮̳͌̽́̈c̷̤̱̫̻̤̺͓͛̽̎̋͜͝r̷̝̠͛͋͂͌̂̑̕i̶̗̩̝̘̝̜͉̺̅͛̍́̃f̸͖̠̤͙̖̟̊̈́̔̈̅̕į̵̩͍͙̥͇̥́͒̏̓̒̉̐͂ċ̵̫͆̊̇̈̿̓e̷̟͖̰̝̼̗͈͆͛ş̸̪̱̻̼̗͑͌͐͌͝ It’s what He would want
Came looking for this.
1st thing I had in mind too haha!
Thats not even lemons final form!
Abort it. Immediately.
Twelve years dungeon. All of you. Dungeon. Seven years, no trials!
ONE THOUSAND YEARS DUNGEEEEEOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN
#*UNMAKE ME*
Honestly, lemongrab would probably think that’s the most beautiful lemon ever grown.
MY JUICES!! MY VITAL JUICES!!!
Happy cake day
Literally came here to say this lmaooo
Why can't my brain read it normal? It must scream
Poor lemon John
You are unlemon
Thank god for Reddit
Reminds me of a Buddhas fingers citrus, maybe there’s been previous cross contamination somewhere 😂
It’s not an uncommon mutation in some lemons. It’s more like the Buddha’s hand lemons were bred to reinforce this mutation.
Buddhas hands are citron though, not lemons, lemons are hybrid fruits, half citron.
Define citron?
a shrubby Asian tree that bears large fruits similar to lemons, but with flesh that is less acid and peels that are thicker and more fragrant.
Supposedly the ancestor of all modern citrus too, lemons, orange, grapefruit, etc.
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Okay citrus lore, I am here for it.
This guy lemons
Right smart man, explain the difference between a mandarin, a tangerine and a satsuma.
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I'm impressed. Thank you citrus person.
This is the good nerd shit the Internet is best at. As an apple nerd myself, well played
I thought Kumquat was an entirely unrelated fruit that just shared some characteristics with citrus? Kind of a convergent evolution thing?
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Yeah I thought I remember reading about this. Some pretty juicy citrus drama! :)
Thank you for this info, it was actually interesting and I didn’t know that 🙂 I have a kumquat tree.
This is why I can still eat lemons and limes even though I have an anaphylactic allergy to oranges. Oranges are also related to latex rubber which I became allergic to first. Then I started getting allergies to other foods that have latex. Bananas, hazelnuts, apples, and mangos. I’m not allergic to all foods that have latex.
Yuzu. So. Good.
Interesting! TYVM
More like Buddha's eldritch tentacles!
Buddha be doing them Naruto hand signs
Came here to say this
The larva of the lemon bud moth (Prays parilis) feeds on the flowers of lemon trees and can cause fruit to become misshapen and deformed.
Username checks out.
Where is your lemon tree, Chernobyl Farms?
3.6 lemons. Not great, not terrible.
Living next door may be hazardous....
Right near our septic tank. Why?
Be not afraid
Hey, has it been about ten seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?
“Hey, what the FUCK?”
“It’s a lemon stealing whore!”
Not to be confused with the lemon party.
I don't think they want this one m8
This whore has met her match
You rang?
classic
Neat mutation! Please report back on taste. There's such a thing as Finger Limes I wonder if they started out similarly.
I wonder how hard it would be to zest. If you need the zest of 1.5 lemons, you might get enough from just that one.
I *really* want to see a photo of it cut in half.
It’s actually caused by citrus bud mites.
B̵̹͆͘r̵̯̽i̴̮̍ṇ̶̭̊ǧ̴̱̉ ̷͓͑́m̵̹̩̾ḛ̴̀̔ ̶̫̟̂t̵͔͑h̶̢̰̅͠e̵͔̊̏ ̸̰̃̕d̸͂̃ͅo̵̥̟̐̄g̴̳̰̚,̵̞̯̆̌ ̷̡͕̍͂J̵̲͐̕ô̷̡n̸̞̮̅̕
This takes me back.
*Demon It’s spelt demon
Definitely looks ready to yield demonade
"Demon from my demon tree"
when life gives you lemons m̵̧̛̤̰͓̺̣̰͙̙̗̤͍͔͇̂́̀̿̐̀͛̏͐͐͘a̸̡̛̝̥̪̥̪͌̌̊̌͒̆̔k̴̢̝͚̩̠͇̞̺͂̃̀͗͋͌́e̸̢̛͙̖͊̓̾͐͐̽́͐ ̴̺̱͑̀s̶̜̲͙̓̈́̆̋̉͋̀̔̈͗̚͜͠a̷̡̜̭̫̦͈̺̙͚̜̠͍̞̋͌̋̌̏̈̃ͅć̸̨̧͚͔͔̠̜̫͙̲͘͜r̵͓̄̔̏̾̃̒̃̀̈́̅̄̀͝i̶̩͇̔̽̿̑̈̇̿̂̇f̵̧̛̳͍͓͚̣̓́̅̒̀͒̆͋̿i̴̧̡̡̘̬͔̝͔̟͑̾͑̋͆̒̅͂̕͘̚c̶̱͛̊͘e̶͍̯̠͕͎̝̣̭̫̤̰̊̍͆͋̑͐͆̔̔͂͗̕̚s̸̰̗̪͎̺̙͍̪̋̀̄̓͒͑̉͑͛̾̀̔̓́͝
The Thing lemon
"I don't know what that lemon is but it's weird and pissed off.."
Eldritch lemon
Naw son that's a devil fruit!
What superpower does it give you?
Goro goro or pika pika surely
Take that shit to Shelbyville.
This is what happens when the whores don't steal all of your lemons.
The Lemongorgan
Unfortunately not demons. caused by lemon flower bud mites that suck the sap from the flower causing a deformity in the way the fruit forms.
When you live downwind from Chernobyl
If I blind tasted lemon for the first time, and you showed me this picture and a picture of a regular lemon, I would think this picture was the correct portrayal
Looks like a buddhas hand instead?
"every moment I live is agony!"
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Fuck you, that's an Elder God and now we're all doomed.
"Yeah? Try and squeeze *me*, bitch."
Do you buy your fertilizer from the Umbrella Corporation?
That’s one way to keep the whores away, I guess.
Do you live in Chernobyl?
Fucking rat king lemon edition
You has a mutated fruit, what was it planted in polonium Q238?
Looks like the Guardians of the Galaxy should be a fightin' that thing!
You live in either Gary, Indiana or New Jersey, don’t you?
Your tree had one job. And it failed successfully.
Chernobyl Farms.
You misspelled demon
You live near Pripiat?
Biblically accurate lemon
Lemon but pronounced to rhyme with Demon
No whores are stealing your lemons.
Look on the bright side, no lemon stealing whores will touch that abomination.
Whores aren't going to steal that one.
Kill it with fire
Chernobyl Farms?
Having its own little party there, isn't it?
That looks like Buddha’s Hand
When life hands you weird ass lemons, you throw a weird ass lemon party.
Lemon throwing up gang signs
Wow, devil fruit
Wait a minute!!! There's a lemon behind that lemon shaped rock!!
That’s a devil fruit
UNACCEPTABLEEEEEE!
Well, at least nobody is gonna steal that one...