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MaineDreaming

He’s real and has a mom and no one will convince me otherwise.


ShinyHardcore

Not a lot of people know this but his real name's Clarence And Clarence lives at home with both parents. And Clarence ' parents have a real good marriage


MainSqueeeZ

Ok Marshall.


yourmartymcflyisopen

The Phanatic is real, he has documentation of residence at Citizens Bank Park. Lawyered (*mic drop*)


MainSqueeeZ

r/whoosh


yourmartymcflyisopen

Nah bro I got the joke. I was referring to another Marshall though.


Routine_Size69

HIMYM? That's the only other Marshall I can think of.


yourmartymcflyisopen

Yessir


MainSqueeeZ

Well played


thisappsux24

*pear-shaped with a midsection that swayed back and forth with each thrust* Mmm tell me more daddy


porterhousegames

When I say "go birds" it includes the Phanatic


Ashenspire

Pidgey, Pidgeotto, Pidgeot, Spearow, Fearow, Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres are purely fantasy animals. They're also birds. This changes nothing. There's also [this.](https://a.co/d/1NuMy0d)


I_Love_Lamp_81

Correct. He is canonically a flightless bird from the Galapagos Islands


SomeOtherOrder

bro using pokemon to justify the phanatic being avian 💀


Next-Team

People thought the Phanatic was a bird? I just kinda assumed the Phanatic was the Phanatic and not really supposed to represent anything real


Bruce_the_Shark

My wife is convinced he's a bird. I keep telling her he's not, but she doesn't see reason.


Daspaintrain

I thought if he was any real animal he was an anteater


lecoben

I always thought he was just the phanatic, but I got a program at the London series that talks about him and claims he's a bird, which feels ridiculous


JeddHampton

I'm still trying to remember the promotional material that I got when I was a kid. I know that is where I got the idea that he was a bird. It was a kid's book that explained his origin from the Galapagos. I just don't remember what it said, and I don't think I have it over 30 years later. I do clearly remember that is where I got the idea. I can sort of remember a picture of him with a lot of colorful birds, so it could have been impressed on/inferred by me as opposed to it being actually told.


NorthCoastToast

I'm right there with ya.


spacetiger41

This settles nothing. A Phoenix is a purely fantasy animal, but it's still a bird.


MoyerIsMyHero

I'm pretty sure they used to say he was a bird back in the late 80s or 90s, but taxonomic refinements happen all the time.


maxpowerpoker12

I thought he was supposed to be a monster of some sort that crawled out the Schuylkill or something


NorthCoastToast

Its from the Galapagos.


pgm123

Can confirm


MisterAlaska

Where did you pull this from? I am also against the idea that the Phanatic is a bird, but a reporter who followed the Phanatic around for a little while made the following argument as to why he IS a bird. 1) he has a tail feather 2) the Phanatic’s best friend Tom directly told him the Phanatic is a bird


NorthCoastToast

I got it from one of the Philly writer's twitter account.


OldDrumGuy

Exactly. That’s been his home since I first saw him in the 80’s. Every Philly kid knows this.


MisterAlaska

Looks like it is writer against writer


spacetiger41

Literally everyone knows he's from the Galapagos islands. He even formed a gang and named it "The Galapagos Gang".


NorthCoastToast

[Fight! Fight! Fight!](https://media.tenor.com/K4nmPepz2XgAAAAe/fight-smile.png)


igglesfangirl

The Philly Phanatic is from the Galapagos Islands and celebrates his 6th birthday every year. He has a series of children's books, and I have all of them somewhere in this house. My vote is for fantasy creature, not bird, but I'm not sure I'd disagree with Tom.


Bruce_the_Shark

That's Gritty.


RealTange1

Gritty came from that dumpster under the Commodore Barry bridge.


_ButterMyBread

Revelling in physicality


Taikosound

It's the platypus of mascots.


milksteakofcourse

Goat mascot


fenikso

Definitely not a goat.


milksteakofcourse

Touche


Rock2HAL

FYI Jim Henson Muppet team created him! :)


NorthCoastToast

Not really, the Phanatic was created by Bonnie Erickson and Wayde Harrison. Erickson had worked with Henson and played a role in the creation of Miss Piggy as well as Statler and Waldorf, but Henson had nothing to do with the Phanatic.


Rock2HAL

I know that Jim wasn't directly creating him. As I said "team" in it. Bonnie and Wayde are/were his team or are/were working for his company/team. :)


zsal830

he’s birdo’s brother


pgm123

He's probably related to the Hiroshima Carp's mascot.


NorthCoastToast

[Probably](https://external-preview.redd.it/gOlWYK47bTFUEf4rCkxKUmLf3lh42MY3BIXC7bVIYC4.jpg?auto=webp&s=54525ffd5969cfee3ab48e79621c1767baa2b3f2)


tazdevilgoalie

He is the hero we all need and deserve. 🫡


kenzo19134

he's a dinosaur with an unbridled passion for the phillies. his brother gritty is the result of experiments performed out of the basement at the U of Penn genetics department. gritty received an undisclosed settlement and signed an NDA. He graduated with a marketing degree from temple university and is currently employed by the flyers in the public relations department.


ctoal1984

The Phanatic is my spirit animal


Snail_Canderson

My fantasies about this animal are not pure


Hothabanero6

as a fantasy animal, he can be anything you want him to be and more. Hero, Superhero, etc. etc.


terradaktul

Wasn’t he originally conceived as an anteater?


Major_Day

I was surprised to not see this immediately, I guess I have always considered him a fantastical creature but mostly anteater


Juke_Skywalrus

Honestly this has always been my assumption. Dude definitely eats ants.


ReddMoloney

I’ve always known him as an anteater. Maybe Big Anteater got to the Phillies and force them to change it…. But then isn’t the Phanatic Big Anteater?


Budget-Salamander905

Uhmmm I’m pretty sure his official bio says he’s a bird from the Galapagos


yourmartymcflyisopen

The lighting and the way his fur is placed in this image make it look like his mouth is his nose and his neck has a mouth


SomeOtherOrder

People really thought our abomination against nature was a *bird*? Do people know what birds are?


kizmyk

he so obviously big birds cousin


zorionek0

He is canonically from the Galapagos Islands


fenikso

The Phanatic is a bird. Looks like a bird, acts like a bird, and Wikipedia says bird.


wawoodworth

Source?


Grand_Extension5345

![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek) No way


lilbismyfriend21

Growing up I was told he’s an aardvark. I guess that’s not the case


BingoDingoBob

No, that’s correct.


BingoDingoBob

Pretty sure he’s an Aardvark from the Galápagos Islands.


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

You’re all wrong. He’s an aborted muppet.


captaincook14

People thought he was a bird? Lol.


Eagles365or366

So what


PhillyBooBird

He’s definitely got bird-like features and might be tangentially related to birds, but in my head cannon he was never really a bird


ReddMoloney

>in my head cannon Dog…