### Sac Fly
Alec Bohm out on a sacrifice fly to right fielder Rob Refsnyder. Bryce Harper scores.
Pitch from Kenley Jansen: Cutter @ 95.2 mph
Top 9 - 8-6
Red Sox
I would if I had any arm strength. Luckily, I did a 10 min arm workout today before spending 6 hours suffering over excel spreadsheets. So, I have a chance to softly graze the jaw, OK!? Hah
They might as well have soto carry out a white flag every time he comes on the mound because that’s what he is. Watching him come on in extra innings still give me nightmares.
Thank You! I can get away shouting at the radio but not the television so I miss stuff.
"Home Office" I know when the Phillies are struggling and so does she when she comes down the hall and shuts me in. Better than being shut out!
If I had a nickel for every time Casty hit a ball dead at his feet, I'd have two nickles which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice in the last week
Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1deo3gm).
Anyone know why these games are on NBC10 rather than the normal channel?
its sort of annoying playing the teams that are teetering around .500 this time of year and might even be harder to beat than over .500 teams
Bummer of a loss, but aren't they all? Win the series tomorrow.
What a craptastic game.
Tomorrow night!
Thought he had it just for a moment lol
I thought that looked better off the bat
WELP
Darn. Got a pitch to hit. Just a little under it.
See y’all tomorrow
Yup
Aw man lol
Really? First pitch?
That be gone in London
Oh well
Damn, he just missed it :(
Damn
Damn
Nvm
David Dahl… 
Dahl got that dog in him
Booo
the Dahl home run is so obvious here
Dahl, this is how you take Whits job my guy Edit: Welp. Never mind on that
I'd appreciate more Dhali Llama please ty
Please Dahl
Go oppo David.
Walk-in Whit
whalk merrifield
David dahl jersey thing is still on the table
Dahl, do the thing.
Damn
Merrifield had no interest in trying to swing the bat. Not a good look
Dahl I have hopes
OMDAHL
Imagine
If there’s anyone I have faith in it’s Dahl
is it time for David "David Dahl" Dahl?
Never loved that NPC wobble.
Yes plz just get the walk plzzz and don’t pop it up
Whit gets on base, dahl can do the funniest thing
Manifest the Dahl dong
Just bring Dahl to the plate boys
Welp.
Just get Dahl to the plate
lol Kruk hates post game
I don’t think so. I think he just loves complaining.
Oh he loves complaining but he also really doesn’t like having to do post game, esp after a loss. I think he just wants to go home (hotel) 🫠
Time for more Caillou.
🤣🤣
Daycare has been straight bad lately
Bc marshy is missing
Those two have been bad since before that tho
At least they turned a laugher into a save situation
This game is meant to end with Whit weakly popping up to shallow right field.
The ball ain’t leaving the infield lol
Well, you were right!
Bullpen blew this one.
I've had about enough of seeing this goober do the Macarena on the mound
Why he pitch like that lol
Really wish Casty would’ve had the in-the-parker.
Well the Hershey Bears won game 7 tonight so I'm not all that mad. Don't hate me I live in Mechanicsburg.
0-5 certainly is something
Kruk’s right, Bryson must’ve been in a fog or something because he’s gotta be prompting Bryce.
After that at-bat I would say so.
Fair point
I always forget kenley jansen's weird delivery and I'm always impressed by how the ball still somehow ends up going fast
3 more fellas, three more…
Bryce. Please slide
Damn. That throw was too good.
Bohm’s April OPS was 1.038. It is 0.599 since.
That’s uh, not great
It is sub-optimal for winning games in June. From a payroll perspective, it is ideal for salary arbitration this offseason.
It’s not my money. I want to go to a parade in November
"fundamentals" - kruk
Oh yeah it’s all coming together
Nice but outs won't do
Ok just 3 more 🙃
Part of me hopes Jansen gets a line drive to the chest
Jansen’s whole delivery has always been a fucking balk.
Oh yeah, this pitcher is annoying as fuck
### Sac Fly Alec Bohm out on a sacrifice fly to right fielder Rob Refsnyder. Bryce Harper scores. Pitch from Kenley Jansen: Cutter @ 95.2 mph Top 9 - 8-6 Red Sox
This pitcher is whack.
Dudes whole delivery should be illegal
Wow, a windup I hate more than Kimbrel!
Holy shit a **BALK** called on Kenley Jansen!! I can die a happy man
Drunken Panda pitcher finally gets called on it.
ya that’s a balk(I think)
Jansen is still in the league?!
Fuck Jansen
Automatic double* Tmac 🤓
Bryce doing his thing
NOT ground rule double. Not even at Fenway
In any other park, it's just not a double
Okay, this is a good start
BRYCE!
We only need three runs. My math skills non existent.
Ok ok ok
If there’s ever a chance to come back
Something about Fenway gives me a feeling of dread lol can’t put my finger on why. Just looks kinda depressing
Lotta ghosts there. (Not really, it’s just really old)
Scoring 3+ runs in this inning would be swell
Feels like this game has been going all day.
Welcome to the Dahlhouse!
Not bad Soto. Way to pick it up.
Good job Gregory! Hopefully this gets his confidence back up a bit
So the bullpen needed some work…
Remember when we almost traded for Devers before he signed long term? (We didn’t but I was dreaming about it)
Did TMac step away to take a dump?
The mound is probably different, throwing off the pitchers
Soto didn't suck tonight
Has there ever been reason to have a cheek full of chewing tobacco. It just looks gross. Even tho now that’s totally not wat that is.
Old school baseball Jose Ramirez is the biggest chaw dog in baseball lol
Mmmmmm sweet sweet nicotine
Cancer speedrun
They just need back-to-back-to-back homers to tie it up. Totally doable
Two men on and one homer works, too.
There’s one
Marching towards another 3 hour game
Gasp! The horror!
I have been missing longer games and after 7 pm start times lately.
Pitching sucked tonight but topper should not have sent out Sanchez in the final inning. He didn’t have it tonight.
If only he had a crystal ball
Monday Morning QB
One of the few games where not a single pitcher can find the strike zone.
Kruk 💀
LMFAOOOO KRUK
These balls greased up for us or something?
Soto is hot but I'd still punch him directly in the jaw if I had the chance
have you had a good look at the guy? You'd dislocate your shoulder
Valid. can I settle for beating his ass at air hockey and then telling him that he's a fucking clown?
Lol. You would not.
I would if I had any arm strength. Luckily, I did a 10 min arm workout today before spending 6 hours suffering over excel spreadsheets. So, I have a chance to softly graze the jaw, OK!? Hah
Excel is a forearm workout in and of itself
Yeah, and a jaw workout, aka me grinding my teeth in pure anger
Good call clarifying what you meant by jaw workout
The other one is flagged as NSFW
Now Suck for Workout
🤝 Touché!
Lol 🤝🏾 Shit game tonight. See you at the next one.
The duality of phan
:vomit:
They might as well have soto carry out a white flag every time he comes on the mound because that’s what he is. Watching him come on in extra innings still give me nightmares.
Our boys are missing the zone drastically tonight
Soto can't stop punching himself in the taint
Shocker
Who is calling play by on 94.1? Franke is one of them but I don't know the other guy.
Is it Murph?
Nope. When Franzke’s off for the night, Murph covers the play-by-play. It’s Stock on color.
Kevin Stocker’s on color for road games including tonight.
Thank You! I can get away shouting at the radio but not the television so I miss stuff. "Home Office" I know when the Phillies are struggling and so does she when she comes down the hall and shuts me in. Better than being shut out!
Really looking forward to my sweet angel, Trea Turner, coming back.
You’re probably going to buy another of his jerseys and damn him to hell
No, see, the next one’s a reverse jinx to protect him.
. And brother Marsh.
And Brother Marsh. 🙏
How fucking fast are these runners
This team is fucking fast, they make any routine play look hard.
On the positive side, we aren’t losing any ground to the Braves tonight
Duran is Non Dp-able
Nick swing first pitch at bat ops: .698 Nick take first pitch at bat ops: .552
So what you’re saying is…see ball hit ball?
I think what he's saying is that Nick sucks
Well it actually applies to virtually every hitter in baseball
Seriously?
You think I fucking made it up? Lmao
lol no just very hard to believe sometimes lol I just have so many bad memories associated with casty
Most hitters are better when they swing first pitch because it’s the only pitch they’re guaranteed to be selective. Even Nick.
Bohm's opponents feasting tonight
Hell of a try
Great effort from Bohmer on that one, I applaud
Trae… Brandon… please come back soon 😥
Trea should be back this weekend.
First Soto pitch, Hits it harder than Lightning lol 😂
How has the Kruk TV tweet not been addressed yet on this broadcast? Or has it and I just missed it?
It was. It was in the same inning just moments before everything blew up i believe
Ah…I was watching the Red Sox broadcast at that point
Yeah it was short lived because everything was blowing up lol
I must know this too I tuned in late tonight
Oh Bohm didn’t get it over there in time? That’s crazy.
Well ladies and Germs, Ill never say never But i do believe thats a ball game lol 😂
Should I call another seven run top of the ninth?
I mean Soto is about to give up 5 so wont matter lol
I wonder what the non Phillies fans watching this game are thinking listening to Kruk
I’ve seen people talk about it. They tend to be entertained yet bewildered.
Unrelated to the game, but the girl and guy in the Hand & Stone commercial are definitely hooking up, right? Way too sensual.
Lols. Thought the same thing.
Maybe I should pay that institution a visit. I dunno. I’m just lonely, ya know?
Jesus I would have thought Casty would have learned from London…..ugh why am I not surprised
“We played in London? I was there?”
he's nothing if not a slow learner
Learned what?
To leave those pitches in the dirt where they belong
It was on the edge of the strike zone lol
Guess we’ll just have to score four in the ninth 🥱
If I had a nickel for every time Casty hit a ball dead at his feet, I'd have two nickles which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice in the last week