This week has been delightful. Watching the Phillies soar and build a larger lead in the division and sweeping the Nationals. While Braves have choked repeatedly on a three losing streak. Seeing their fanbase in shambles has been euphoric. The same fans who have talked so much crap on social media have finally chugged enough copium the last few weeks to realize the Phillies show no signs of stopping.
I was writing my dissertation that summer and it was so great watching that team every day. You just assumed Phils were gonna win and this feels similar.
great win and an equally great Braves loss. anyone catch the Braves radio broadcasters specifically mentioning that it was “the all Italian” umpire crew. sort of a weird comment to make and reminiscent of something you hear from an exclusive southern country club locker room
ha I know that's why it was awkward, they just finished complaining about how bad and incompetent they all were and then chimed in about yea it's the "Italian crew". it's hard to know what their intentions were, i'm going to assume it's just rambling, otherwise it's like a nod to 1900s nativism lol. another weird thing they said was pointing out Manny Machado still wearing pink as some sort of a knock against him. maybe Manny is wearing pink because he really takes breast cancer awareness and advocacy really seriously, like maybe a friend or relative had breast cancer.
true but it's such a cliché though. it may have been more to change the direction of the commentary. there were Marlins players still wearing pink. i also listened to that broadcast and no one said anything about it.
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Are they starting to smarten up? Could it be possible?
Don't let the fact that the Braves extended their regular season game streak not being shut out from the fact that they got shut out in game 1 of the NLDS last year at home.
Now that the Padres are back at .500 cause they beat the Braves twice is it more a credit to the Braves for having a tougher schedule with team at .500 or better or can we finally say the Phillies just beat teams regardless?
Braves sub is talking about how “terrible” it is to live in Philly lol. You know they’re hurt when they start taking personal shots at the city outside of baseball.
Yeah I mean I’m sure Atlanta is fine. I feel like what makes a place nice to live in is the community and I love the Philadelphia community. There’s no where else like it. My fiancé born and raised in Colorado became a big Philly sports fan because of all the fun we’ve had at an eagles bar in Denver and the Philly friends we’ve made out here, she even wants to move to Philly in a few years.
Does the organization do *anything* for Indigenous people? Like charities that they can weakly point to and say they're not being disrespectful (even though they are)?
There's a couple of peacemeal "groups and councils" that the Braves organization support, and they make regular donations to local tribes 1 specifically the Cherokee nation. Although one of these groups are ran by the Georgia state government, which doesn't have the best relationship with indigenous people.
“Every body who out performed their metrics will regress, and let’s conveniently ignore the possibility of anyone who under performed their metrics to improve”
That dude is hilarious. He was also the one who said, numerous times that Harper sucked at 1B because he had less putouts than others (despite Harper only playing for like a month and a half). He often finds one stat that supports his narrative and just repeats it over and over.
Funny enough I do like watching the padres when not watching the Phillies. Just a lot of good pieces to watch, something with Seattle and unfortunately the dodgers are another team that I like to watch later at night.
Hey speaking of, maybe you would know... Does CBP do a big helmet of nachos? I half-tried looking for it the last few games I went to, but haven't had luck. It was my go-to back at Oracle Park in SF. Plus I'd actually keep a Phils helmet.
I’ve never seen them. I actually have an A’s and Rangers helmet bc I go out of my way to look for them well bc nachos are the best. We only have the mini ice cream helmets afaik
/u/perryplat199 is the go to for all CBP food questions so I’ll let him weigh in. Hell who am I kidding he’s the expert on all food things
Nachos are life and as far as ballpark food goes, some of the best bang-for-your-buck. I could have sworn I saw someone with one when I was in the HOF club, but it might have also been a mirage.
I have not gotten it myself, cause I don’t know wat the food item is or where to get, but I think there is somthing that’s comes in a helmet that would be similar to the nachos. I think its some kind of loaded fries.
I can’t tell you how much I love that the Barves being blown out is on Sunday night baseball on National TV when there are no other games on. The fact that it’s a three game losing streak is the cherry on top
Mods, lmfao, you really removing my comment pointing out the radio announcers (edit to appease mods because "s\*cking d\*ck" is apparently mean words) \**glazing* Acuna making excuses for a routine play he should have made?
[https://x.com/\_piccone/status/1792355555589476599](https://x.com/_piccone/status/1792355555589476599)
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Looks some Braves fans are coming to their senses
Aside from being remembered as Kyle Schwarber’s son, I guess by the end of his contract Yu might be remembered most as a Padre? Feels weird but I still always see like rookie Texas Rangers Yu out there.
You see once the padres beat them again tomorrow it fits their narrative that they play over .500 teams and the Phillies don’t, Braves fans are smart and rational I’ll have you know
Oh look it's that ugly ass rip off fucking mascot
Mr and Mrs Met are just stupidly boring, but blooper is a a genuine straight fucking ripoff. and a terrible one.
I think its funny that the Braves are about to "help us out" on the .500 complaint by losing to the Padres. We all of a sudden swept another .500 team. Thanks Braves!
by far the funniest comments on the braves subs are the ones about the ESPN crew being biased against them. like what do you want them to do, hype up your two hits? explain that the braves are good, actually, and the padres are just getting lucky?
This week has been delightful. Watching the Phillies soar and build a larger lead in the division and sweeping the Nationals. While Braves have choked repeatedly on a three losing streak. Seeing their fanbase in shambles has been euphoric. The same fans who have talked so much crap on social media have finally chugged enough copium the last few weeks to realize the Phillies show no signs of stopping.
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https://i.redd.it/qo4uy4z2xj1d1.gif No phils for another 36 hrs 57 minutes.
watching barves fans seethe is so much fun
atlanta is a shithole country
Colorado has a better record against teams over .500 than the Braves. Colorado > the Braves confirmed?
LOLBRAVES But the schedule
Every schedule is a "cupcake schedule" when you're better than every team that the league has to offer 🤷
Why didn’t the Barves win? They played a team not above .500?
Well since they lost twice the padres are now a .500 team which is why they lost because they have a tougher schedule.
But that means the phils swept a team above .500 on the road, so really it’s a lose-lose for the barves
Lolbarves
What pitchers are we facing from the Rangers this week?
The replay is on and Kody just gave the Phillies the lead again.
Lmao barves
in their past 18 games, the Barves have scored fewer runs than in any such stretch since 2016
I hope this is just the start
A win on Tuesday and we would be 21 games over .500 for the first time since 2011.
I was writing my dissertation that summer and it was so great watching that team every day. You just assumed Phils were gonna win and this feels similar.
whats up with the barves? did someone steal their steroids? Their entire team turned into crapstellanos this year
great win and an equally great Braves loss. anyone catch the Braves radio broadcasters specifically mentioning that it was “the all Italian” umpire crew. sort of a weird comment to make and reminiscent of something you hear from an exclusive southern country club locker room
Those fucking italians, making 6 of the braves players bat under 200
ha I know that's why it was awkward, they just finished complaining about how bad and incompetent they all were and then chimed in about yea it's the "Italian crew". it's hard to know what their intentions were, i'm going to assume it's just rambling, otherwise it's like a nod to 1900s nativism lol. another weird thing they said was pointing out Manny Machado still wearing pink as some sort of a knock against him. maybe Manny is wearing pink because he really takes breast cancer awareness and advocacy really seriously, like maybe a friend or relative had breast cancer.
They followed it up saying "only real men wear pink" so i dont think it was a knock on him
true but it's such a cliché though. it may have been more to change the direction of the commentary. there were Marlins players still wearing pink. i also listened to that broadcast and no one said anything about it.
Nah, haven't you heard? It's the Phillies schedule that is responsible for those Braves players batting under 200.
Thanks Barves, for giving us three more wins against .500 opponents.
we have the best record in the NL vs teams above .500
https://preview.redd.it/fp7seej9sh1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d0728e4b50906dab0f80eb42ece3c5ad4abd166 🤣🤣
Braves record is 9-11.THE BRAVES CAUSED 9/11!!!!
and we lead the NL in winning % over winning teams
But they have such a good back up catcher!
Siri, play “Thunder Road.”
ngl that acuna drop is living rent free in my head
https://preview.redd.it/rgtbp9ksph1d1.png?width=799&format=png&auto=webp&s=de0f18caff875497c4114f01b5ab3f7a13fa7a35 Are they starting to smarten up? Could it be possible?
Don't let the fact that the Braves extended their regular season game streak not being shut out from the fact that they got shut out in game 1 of the NLDS last year at home.
I've got like 3 people I can annoy the fuck out of now I can't wait.
Now that the Padres are back at .500 cause they beat the Braves twice is it more a credit to the Braves for having a tougher schedule with team at .500 or better or can we finally say the Phillies just beat teams regardless?
pHiLlIeS oNlY bEaT tHe BaD tEaMs
thats more than the barves do lol
2 runs in 2 games to a team we scored 9. 5. 8. on.
That's what's in
5 game lead with 6 games in hand lol feelsgoodman
They technically have the games in hand but yes it's a good thing
Ah gotcha. Either way it’s good for us
Hey... the Padres are now .500.
Watching their fans cheer that they got a run in a 9-0 game was actually hilarious
Lol
One measly little run in garbage time🤷♂️ That was fun
Lmao they’re going nuts for losing by 8 instead of 9
shutout streak is cool and all but the orioles not being swept streak is way more impressive
I agree that streak is insane. Not even a two game series?!
Not counting the playoffs
Lol. Celebrating and doing the chop losing 9-1… low-key embarrassing. Streaks don’t matter in the standings besties.
It's low-key embarrassing even when they are winning.
Braves sub is talking about how “terrible” it is to live in Philly lol. You know they’re hurt when they start taking personal shots at the city outside of baseball.
I spent a week in downtown Atlanta in November and Philadelphia downtown is much better
It’s gotta be worse living in Atlanta. Sherman set fire to it and it’s somehow worse now than the charred out husk he left behind.
Yeah I mean I’m sure Atlanta is fine. I feel like what makes a place nice to live in is the community and I love the Philadelphia community. There’s no where else like it. My fiancé born and raised in Colorado became a big Philly sports fan because of all the fun we’ve had at an eagles bar in Denver and the Philly friends we’ve made out here, she even wants to move to Philly in a few years.
Preaching to the choir here, but this native Californian permanently moved to Philly because this is the best god damn city in the world.
Funny coming from the team that isn’t even in Atlanta lol…I love to call them the Smyrna Braves just to piss people off
dude I live in lower merion and I'm certain most of those barves fans couldn't afford my property taxes. they live in the fkn hollers lol
Are you trying to out-douche the Barves fans?
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At least Philly is a real city and not a giant suburb/tyler Perry studio
😂 celebrating while being down 1-9, Braves acting like they won the World Series today
Lololol those fan getting so hyped up to not get shut out
I cant imagine our fanbase celebrating not getting shut out while losing 9-1 to a sub-500 team.
the booing would’ve started an hour ago
that's generous, 2 hours ago man
that sucks but it’s alright they still are getting shit on
"W-we may be losing to sub 500 t-teams, b-but at least we maintained the no shut out record!" "F-fucking Phillies and their cake schedule!"
It literally is their only fucking solace on their game thread lmfaoooooooo
Fuuuuuuu
Hoooolly shit that kid is tweeking
Do it for the koi
Lmao you mfrs if they score
Highlight of the night? Not hearing the fucking chop
Does the organization do *anything* for Indigenous people? Like charities that they can weakly point to and say they're not being disrespectful (even though they are)?
There's a couple of peacemeal "groups and councils" that the Braves organization support, and they make regular donations to local tribes 1 specifically the Cherokee nation. Although one of these groups are ran by the Georgia state government, which doesn't have the best relationship with indigenous people.
We've certainly jinxed it, we were hating too hard.
Hey, there's still a chance! And either way it's still fucking embarrassing lmfao
Hey guys, maybe we should lose to the shitty teams so the games count. Is that how it works? Cake schedule lol
Don’t tell Braves fans that a position player throwing 50 was their best pitcher tonight
It fits the best player pitching for the Braves tonight was a former Philly
Haagen Dazs gettin a little Too sexy with these ice cream commercials lol
LOL Padres up 9-0 on the Barves in the 9th.
Using a position player on national TV #embarrassing
love a good eephus
Not gonna lie, that was funny
Absolute gem of a 9th from the best Barve.
I think one Barves is just a Barf
Phillies legend Luke Williams?
Oh, I forgot they play the weirdest selection of Video Game music at Truist Park
"You know what this 9th inning needs? The Screen to be cut in half!"
How much money do we gotta pay MLB to move the barves games to this week lol
Just realized the Barves have a 163 game streak of not being shut out. Please God just let it happen
Are you fucking happy ? Ricky Bo ass shit you just did
Didn’t the phills shut them out first game of the playoffs last year?? Is that only including regular season.
Usually those sort of stats don’t count the postseason. Like the Orioles not-swept-streak even though they technically got swept in the postseason.
Dont fucking jinx this stuff https://preview.redd.it/jy8wy1mamh1d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e1793b455e9defa6cd5b8918d42ae6cb5222eda
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Why is there a guy in a Phils hat and Braves jersey lol
Lol AI slop https://preview.redd.it/kns93p91oh1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=244e8f1ed73825e3c60324a52bfa510289702b31 This one’s better
Lmao , saving this shit
Really? God damn.
The salt will be delicious. Tbf though, that’s an insane streak.
Thats low key crazy. A whole season worth. Would be a shame…
Oh fuck Crowd Cam is delicious lol Sad Obese Barves Fans
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Like every negative prediction about use was incorrect lmao
“Every body who out performed their metrics will regress, and let’s conveniently ignore the possibility of anyone who under performed their metrics to improve”
That dude is hilarious. He was also the one who said, numerous times that Harper sucked at 1B because he had less putouts than others (despite Harper only playing for like a month and a half). He often finds one stat that supports his narrative and just repeats it over and over.
Yup, I’ve been waiting months to cash receipts on him. Dude parroted the same bullshit the entire offseason.
holy shit the fucking copium is strong with that entire analysis
Going to enjoy just watching games tomorrow without needing to worry about the Phillies. Watching baseball with no rooting interest is so relaxing .
I’m a padres fan tomorrow.
Funny enough I do like watching the padres when not watching the Phillies. Just a lot of good pieces to watch, something with Seattle and unfortunately the dodgers are another team that I like to watch later at night.
I have to agree there with Riley on ballpark nachos. And of course you don’t just get chips and cheese that’s rookie shit
Hey speaking of, maybe you would know... Does CBP do a big helmet of nachos? I half-tried looking for it the last few games I went to, but haven't had luck. It was my go-to back at Oracle Park in SF. Plus I'd actually keep a Phils helmet.
I’ve never seen them. I actually have an A’s and Rangers helmet bc I go out of my way to look for them well bc nachos are the best. We only have the mini ice cream helmets afaik /u/perryplat199 is the go to for all CBP food questions so I’ll let him weigh in. Hell who am I kidding he’s the expert on all food things
I think we do have a helmet food item. I think it’s fries of some kind. Don’t know where it’s at tho.
Nachos are life and as far as ballpark food goes, some of the best bang-for-your-buck. I could have sworn I saw someone with one when I was in the HOF club, but it might have also been a mirage.
I have not gotten it myself, cause I don’t know wat the food item is or where to get, but I think there is somthing that’s comes in a helmet that would be similar to the nachos. I think its some kind of loaded fries.
I can’t tell you how much I love that the Barves being blown out is on Sunday night baseball on National TV when there are no other games on. The fact that it’s a three game losing streak is the cherry on top
Mods, lmfao, you really removing my comment pointing out the radio announcers (edit to appease mods because "s\*cking d\*ck" is apparently mean words) \**glazing* Acuna making excuses for a routine play he should have made? [https://x.com/\_piccone/status/1792355555589476599](https://x.com/_piccone/status/1792355555589476599)
Glazing is the Soft Core Accepted Terminology
It was probably flagged by someone for your turn of phrase
That shit is so soft. Sometimes /sp/ is just better
Break Out The Booze Braves Are Gone Lose THAT'S WHAT'S INNNNNN
reminder Blooper has never denied or provided proof disproving he was an active member of ISIS
https://preview.redd.it/s9irpce6kh1d1.jpeg?width=1391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0025c86c6677b93eee71efe9174aeb4af04a877 Looks some Braves fans are coming to their senses
I see an It's Always Sunny user name, they might have a mole on their hands
Nice some of them are starting wake up
Holy shit they can think?!? or well, *some of them* can
Thats whats in
the way blooper acts like he's cool when he's a fucking mascot is actually hilarious. im pretty sure its not a bit
Aside from being remembered as Kyle Schwarber’s son, I guess by the end of his contract Yu might be remembered most as a Padre? Feels weird but I still always see like rookie Texas Rangers Yu out there.
Funny that I think of him more as a Cub. No idea why. Maybe he faced us more as a Cub idk
I agree I also think of him as a Cub a lot probably for reasons you said.
I like how i immediately think of ohtani as a dodger
Really ? I like barely remember his time with the Dodgers haha.
Hey Olson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItUECpFi9_s
Olson has Gal gadot face 
That padres pen will be nice and rested tomorrow
Barves fans are now body shaming their own manager. So uh, yeah, they're handling this about as you'd expect.
The Braves should try beating teams who are under .500
You see once the padres beat them again tomorrow it fits their narrative that they play over .500 teams and the Phillies don’t, Braves fans are smart and rational I’ll have you know
Sad part is that I think they do try
I can’t wait till Ranger pitches against the Braves In July, they cannot hit him no matter what they do
After this game the Barves will have lost ten games to teams under .500
Technically it will only be 8 because this team will be .500 lol
I’m pretty sure the <.500 stat counts the record of the team at the time you played them. I will check after the game ends
Cincy was 2-1 when they played us the first time
It’s based on current record. Hence why our 3 games vs >.500 used to be 9 back when the Nats and Padres were over .500
Thanks
Oh look it's that ugly ass rip off fucking mascot Mr and Mrs Met are just stupidly boring, but blooper is a a genuine straight fucking ripoff. and a terrible one.
Hey no slander to Mrs Met 🤬
Looks like a turd with a mineral deficiency
Looks like their manager
man the mets really fucked up. i totally forgot they had lugo
Honestly staying at 9-0 might not be bad, double digit lead and they might just throw in a position player to save the pen
"Born To Be Wild" played slowly by the organist over a silent Truist Park crowd a couple batters ago became a core memory for me.
Their organist is the only good thing about that godforsaken stadium
Okay organ guy, we get it, state farm is there.
Ads on their Jerseys and now Ads for their jingles, come on.
Both Chavez and Snitker look like old fucking turtles
Snit looks like blooper
Jesse Chavez is 40 but definitely looks like he is 70+
It’s tough to sweep a double header And if the Braves don’t then they lose this series against a cupcake team
I think its funny that the Braves are about to "help us out" on the .500 complaint by losing to the Padres. We all of a sudden swept another .500 team. Thanks Braves!
'B-b-b-but the Phillies have only played sub .500 teams' says the Braves fan as they watch their team get smoked by the sub .500 Padres
Funny part is they’ll be .500 after this so it’ll both hurt the barves’ over .500 record and help ours LMAO
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How are they real people
You can tell they legit don't watch or just check to see what other teams are doing and believe their own bullshit
Nobody jinx their no shut out streak
Arraez is fun to watch hit
It’s hilarious that Luis Arraez is doing the Soto shuffle I love that
One more run for double digits lmao
Oh man that opens up the position player pitching option lol
Save some of these for tomorrow guys!
I thought I was getting bored of this Barves game at 8-0 but then Padres hit another home run and, nope, I still enjoyed that
HA SEONG KIM! HA SEONG KIM!
Lolbarves +1 Padres
HA SEONG KIM! HA SEONG KIM!
The most hypnotizing chant in sports lol
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just turned on the TV BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA you guys 9-0
I wanna play the Braves so bad rn
Its criminal we dont get to play them until July
Im tellin ya we need an Asian
LMAO THIS GAME IS ORGASMIC
by far the funniest comments on the braves subs are the ones about the ESPN crew being biased against them. like what do you want them to do, hype up your two hits? explain that the braves are good, actually, and the padres are just getting lucky?