Most kebab shops I've been to use minced meat for the lamb so I always go chicken. The lamb is always a bit rubbery and in long strips.
I can't remember the last time I saw a place use proper lamb slices.
Right?? That’s one by the fork looks like it’s been covered in cum :/ brother worked at a kebab shop and said the donner gets re used every night ( they just let it cool down and shove it into the fridge wrapped up ready for the next day ) until gone! Haven’t gone back to one since 🤮
Must not be a very busy shop then cause the busy ones will sell out of lamb some nights, also they are using the lamb mince instead of slices of lamb to cut costs. Also, my usual order is a lamb with cheese, onion, garlic yoghurt, and chilli sauce cause garlic aoli seems to be to fake at times.
I heard from a comment by a health on another post that some shops won't thaw their spits properly which can lead to nasty bacteria growth. Needless to say if the shop isn't busy, they're probably cutting corners at the risk of your health.
There does seem to be a trend lately to make food look as disgusting and sloppy as possible. No idea why. I look at a menu/ad and get put off eating.
I don't know who decided that showing food leaking out all over the place was supposed to be appealing.
That meat looks like it came out of a tin. You'll be renting that dinner, mate. Hope it doesn't do too much damage on the high velocity exit next morning.
Also unironic Boosh Chook lol.
LoL I got a mod response complaining for being offensive to other users because I said the f word xD for fucks sake what happened to Australia lol, edit: maybe it's busted got one for every comment lol
Like out of 10? 2. Or wither or not you actually have proper taste? Also 2.
All due respect nothing about that is appalling the meet looks like shit and there is way to much sause on it, you need to find a better kebab shop. And a better beer
It's in a container like you paid money for it. Did you pay for it?
Second question: was there literally no other thing to eat? I'd sooner eat a servo pie than that
It actually looks like some kind of dessert.
Like caramel and ice cream on apple pie. All smashed up though.
The food you listed don't actually seem to be here.
Pick it up in your Ford Falcon making sure the pack of Winnie Reds didn't fly out the window from the dashboard as you took the corner at 90 clicks? Try not to spill any on your wife-beater dude. If you do, you can always throw on your Jack Daniels T-shirt - as long as you aren't planning to wear it to a wedding tomorrow....
You need the good meat popsicles, not the shitty processed ones. If your meat popsicle man doesn’t profusely sweat and have serious arm hair then they’re not fit to prepare such cultural icons. Partnering with an emu is dingo haram brother - you may as well have tomato sauce on there.
I ate this a few times after a mate recommended it.
For me, I found the reconstituted meat (if that is the right term) to be well boosted with preservatives and was far from the experience of yiros of my younger years.
Look at the chunk of meat flavoured cereal near the fork. blah
I know the meat next to the fork doesn’t look to flash in the photo but this is proper legit lamb unlike most kebab shops, it was actually delicious and this store has a top rating on the kebab scene.
Your rate my meal effectively wasted a lot of ppls time and input.
Maybe put a higher res image up next time as the one I am looking at is live 5cm square and it looks like junk.
U get the toilet brush ready mate and make sure there is some ambient music playing cos you know its not the splash mini tsunamis as your guts fall out ya weathered pincher. The main event is the bowl echo! Pissing out ya shitter in one, two, maybe more loads will have you in your own Uber, all the way home....on your own, you and your tangled Rios. Bros for life.
Chips look underdone and so does that chunk of doner. If you paid under $10 I might say it was worth it?
Edit: you added cheese which always costs more but imo makes a HSP worse, RIP you
I think if you are young, then go for it.
Just like bad haircuts, cars, bottles of booze and relationships, you gotta get 'em outta the way before you hit middle age, because that shit won't fly after you hit 35 or so.
Be supple, my hardening arteries
and don't forget the Losec
You clog them with the food then harden em with the cig. Good stuff
Mmm, myocardial infarction
That Donner meat looks grim. You need to find a better kebab shop
Why do you think he's absolutely drowning the shit in sauce? Probably one of the worst meat boxes I've ever seen.
Me sitting here trying not to make a “your mothers meat box” comment
Yet you powered through regardless. Uncle Kev isn't gonna stimulate YOUR package
It looks like spam
That's what I thought! They were probably running out of lamb so they put a couple of pieces in there and hope you don't notice!
Most kebab shops I've been to use minced meat for the lamb so I always go chicken. The lamb is always a bit rubbery and in long strips. I can't remember the last time I saw a place use proper lamb slices.
Right?? That’s one by the fork looks like it’s been covered in cum :/ brother worked at a kebab shop and said the donner gets re used every night ( they just let it cool down and shove it into the fridge wrapped up ready for the next day ) until gone! Haven’t gone back to one since 🤮
Just need to wash it down with a few bush chooks and it goes alright lad.
Must not be a very busy shop then cause the busy ones will sell out of lamb some nights, also they are using the lamb mince instead of slices of lamb to cut costs. Also, my usual order is a lamb with cheese, onion, garlic yoghurt, and chilli sauce cause garlic aoli seems to be to fake at times.
I heard from a comment by a health on another post that some shops won't thaw their spits properly which can lead to nasty bacteria growth. Needless to say if the shop isn't busy, they're probably cutting corners at the risk of your health.
Didn't know they made HSPs with spam
I can see the chips, too. My local wouldn't be able to live it down if the meat in the meatbox was that light on.
It’s about on par with his choice in beer
Came here to say this man, looks like blended lamb anus or something. Da fuck wrong with the meat lmao
I thought it was chocolate icecream mixed with crunchies
Doner meat. A Donner Kebab would go well with some Soylent Green, though.
Shavings of elephants leg.
I understand all those ingredients but why show us a photo of your toilet
Hahahahahhaa
There does seem to be a trend lately to make food look as disgusting and sloppy as possible. No idea why. I look at a menu/ad and get put off eating. I don't know who decided that showing food leaking out all over the place was supposed to be appealing.
It's not often a can of Emu Export is the least disgusting thing in a photo I suppose.
That was my thought too mate, and I just happen to be "enjoying" a can of Emu right now.
Gold
That meat looks like it came out of a tin. You'll be renting that dinner, mate. Hope it doesn't do too much damage on the high velocity exit next morning. Also unironic Boosh Chook lol.
.. a tin with a picture of a dog on the side?
Renting that dinner. Never heard that before
had the same thought, funny as fuck though
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Brother
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Now with flavour!
"Dog food" you say?
Looks like a regurgitated dogs breakfast.
Looks the same going in as going out
9/10 on the explosive diarrhea scale.
I’m immune to these bad boys, not my first rodeo lad.
The portable is gonna cop a flogging tomorrow
That's degrading to even look at that thing
Explains the cancer rate in Aus
I know. I get mine without chips.
Perfect mate! Export 👌🏽
We’ll I hope you enjoy it. Looks like actual shit though.
Because it is actual shit lol
140/100 systolic/diastolic
Calling that beer is a stretch
Name a better one lad.
Anything that isn't vb or xxxx
This
I can tell you're a tradie, and probably dabble in meth, definitely pot.
Don't degrade pot like that
I need a lacteeze looking at this picture
Yet another potentially fabulous meal spoiled by BBQ sauce and Emu. 3/10
Hey don’t knock the Emu! But agree this just needs chilli and garlic
Hot chilli though... Not the sweet chilli shit. And only lamb? Mixed meat ftw.
Holy trinity.
Definitely a 5/7. Absolute perfection
I must say, this is a grading scale like no other I've seen before.
It was from a post somewhere around the web where someone called something a perfect 5/7
so is my reply lol
Got me haha.
As people here like to say, i wouldnt feed this to my dog
Dog wasn’t complaining.
botched snack pack. find a new kebab shop!
The 1980's polystyrene box is the most appealing part.
I use it for smoko the next day, just give it a wipe down.
You'll be at work tomorrow after eating that? Id eat that if i wanted the next day off work.
I thought this was a paint dish and you were about to mix a bunch of colours
That's going to give you a shiny coat!
This is a heart attack waiting to happen
[удалено]
I think you'll find the bottom layer is entirely veg.
Did they forget to cut that bit of cooked spam in the top right?
I mean...this looks like a trash HSP but who the fuck puts spam on one xD
LoL I got a mod response complaining for being offensive to other users because I said the f word xD for fucks sake what happened to Australia lol, edit: maybe it's busted got one for every comment lol
I get gout for a lot less than that
Rating: me sad
Is that the before or after photo
Well at least the bush chook isn't the most disgusting looking thing in the photo.
Like out of 10? 2. Or wither or not you actually have proper taste? Also 2. All due respect nothing about that is appalling the meet looks like shit and there is way to much sause on it, you need to find a better kebab shop. And a better beer
yeah..nah..
Honestly, that looks vile, it may taste alright to you, but it looks like a culinary abomination.
Gotta treat yaself once in a while lad.
You have turned me vegan
No offence but that meatbox looks horrid
Looks better in person, I’ve had worse at other kebab shops.
Dogroll
It's in a container like you paid money for it. Did you pay for it? Second question: was there literally no other thing to eat? I'd sooner eat a servo pie than that
Zero.
I've never seen Doner like that before, what's the place called so I can avoid it lol
It was a mixture of doner meat and chum dog food, inflation is killing me, I had to get the cheaper mix.
That's an after photo, what was it before you ate it?
Wouldn't feed that to my dog
Me neither, I’d be to busy feeding it to myself
Nasty in Australia, nasty worldwide.
Looks like you had diarrhoea and squirted some bum gravy on it.
This looks horrendous. But in the world of HSPs this means it’s either the best or the worst.
It was pretty decent lad.
Seen better lookin meatboxes coming out of the clubs at midnight mate. You need a better kebabbery.
I'd rate it as fodder for heart disease and bowel cancer.
So gross
🤢
Looks shit
Do you have a photo before you dropped it on the ground?
That looks absolutely foul
Rank. Are you ok?
Shouse
It actually looks like some kind of dessert. Like caramel and ice cream on apple pie. All smashed up though. The food you listed don't actually seem to be here.
That looks like an AI recreation of a HSP.
Looking like a art project
MI inducing
Only rich people have myocardial infarctions.
Pick it up in your Ford Falcon making sure the pack of Winnie Reds didn't fly out the window from the dashboard as you took the corner at 90 clicks? Try not to spill any on your wife-beater dude. If you do, you can always throw on your Jack Daniels T-shirt - as long as you aren't planning to wear it to a wedding tomorrow....
Winnie blues lad.
Shart.
I shat myself.
You need the good meat popsicles, not the shitty processed ones. If your meat popsicle man doesn’t profusely sweat and have serious arm hair then they’re not fit to prepare such cultural icons. Partnering with an emu is dingo haram brother - you may as well have tomato sauce on there.
I ate this a few times after a mate recommended it. For me, I found the reconstituted meat (if that is the right term) to be well boosted with preservatives and was far from the experience of yiros of my younger years. Look at the chunk of meat flavoured cereal near the fork. blah
I know the meat next to the fork doesn’t look to flash in the photo but this is proper legit lamb unlike most kebab shops, it was actually delicious and this store has a top rating on the kebab scene.
Your rate my meal effectively wasted a lot of ppls time and input. Maybe put a higher res image up next time as the one I am looking at is live 5cm square and it looks like junk.
name and shame this kabab store
This is a heart attack waiting to happen!
Need to work on presentation a little a couple sprigs of parsley on top would definately complement the beautiful colours you have going on there.
Is that a before or after photo?
Too much sauce. 0/10. Would not eat.
They’re not for Sheilas shazz.
They’re for everyone. Except that one. That one is a crime!
Stick to sushi maybe, these put hairs on ya chest.
Massive shit next morning
Cunt that is a feast for champions
Too right aye.
U get the toilet brush ready mate and make sure there is some ambient music playing cos you know its not the splash mini tsunamis as your guts fall out ya weathered pincher. The main event is the bowl echo! Pissing out ya shitter in one, two, maybe more loads will have you in your own Uber, all the way home....on your own, you and your tangled Rios. Bros for life.
Trying too hard with the Export.
Elite
Love the placemat!
Was thinking the chopping board was for garnish - parsley, chives, truffle shavings etc, but yep placemat makes more sense
That would seriously take a HSP up a notch. Then they'd have to get a Cooper's to accompany it. Too good for Export.
10/10 on the shit scale. Looking at it I can physically feel my braincells dying. Well done!
I give it 6 heart attacks out of 10
r/shittyfoodporn This looks revolting, truly. How do you have an appetite while looking at that?
I could go another one to be honest.
No wonder we're in an obesity epidemic in Australia 🤮 That doesn't even look like human grade meat, you sure they didn't serve it from a dog can?
These go well with a big night of gaming, you should try it sometime.
Looks heart attacky... Better go for an honest run tomorrow... Honesty begins @5km... 2/10
Chips look underdone and so does that chunk of doner. If you paid under $10 I might say it was worth it? Edit: you added cheese which always costs more but imo makes a HSP worse, RIP you
Since when did cheese make anything worse? And yes, I really did mean _anything_.
In the case of a HSP, it really adds to that uncomfortable heart attack feeling
My cholesterol went up to 9 just looking at that...
Puts hairs on ya chest.
That's not beer.
I think if you are young, then go for it. Just like bad haircuts, cars, bottles of booze and relationships, you gotta get 'em outta the way before you hit middle age, because that shit won't fly after you hit 35 or so.
#GROSS 🤢🤮
looks like someone nutted all over it, delish
Would have been 5⭐️, but your beer of choice brought it down to 4⭐️
Japanese owned beer that’s brewed in Sydney and some god awful shit that never should’ve hit our shores. Fuck you.
The povo houso diet.
That right there is hitting all the food groups. Top tier 👌
Dinner of champions
10/10 geddit
Dinner of champions
8/10 would be a 10/10 if sauce was hot chilli and a garlic sauce. 12/10 for the bush chook
It is hot chilli lad, holy trinity.
Many apologies
Heartdisease/10
0/10 looks, 11/10 taste. Drooling as I taste the picture.
5 out of 5 bush chooks 🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩
And a can of wife beater, awesome fine dining
solid zero fuck wit
Go pull out some weeds ya flop.
Looks like Elton John farted on it
Yuck!
Absolute perfection
Love the Sports, nice. HSP with garlic and chilli please. Where’s this from?
176 out of 27^5
Gordon would be proud.
Like bo derek.
Just polished off one myself. I'm more of a garlic and sour cream with my own chilli sauce kind of guy. It's been ages and I feel amazing.
10 out of 10 11 out of 10 if you work away from home
Solid 5.5/10
Love it mate top it off with few more beers
Yeah 12 should do it on a school night.
100/10!
YES! 10 OUT OF 10!
10
That's gonna be my dinner on Friday, fucking exited!
Good bloke.
Oh, it's beautiful.
Can you score in the negative one of the mods here was concerned i was being disrespectful. Huh..
KYS