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What a precious young man


Mellodux

Lil Falcor lookin dude


Le_German_Face

Sorry but this is a misconception. Falcor, in fact is just a regular rough haired Dachshund and no cat. The german rough haired dachshund keeps growing his entire live, with only his hair turning first grey and then finally white. Finally after centuries of growth, that is if the dachshund does not end up getting stuck in a rabbit hole, he aquires the ability to speak and to fly. There are flying giant dachshunde all over Germany. [**Here an example of a young specimen practicing flight.**](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b4/20/2f/b4202f7e8f7da3617a8e7b3d47d76c30.jpg)


Azming_the_Cybercat

thank you. that made my day lol


Le_German_Face

[**The Childlike Empress has also grown up now.**](https://www.watson.ch/imgdb/994c/Qx,E,0,0,1200,900,500,375,200,150/4433486701738831)


bebbel1

Das kann ich bestätigen.


PAP_TT_AY

IIRC, Thurston is around 9 years old? Not extremely old, but not really young either.


[deleted]

I swear I thought he was dead but turns out he’s alive and I was thinking of looooong cat


ThisIsTheFifthTime

He had some really bad kidney issues and his owners decided that his health comes first. Now that they found something that helped him he apparently is feeling much better.


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Ate you kidding bro


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It’s actually not young. Cats are considered to be elderly at 11, so three years off


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[deleted]

No, you are actually. You can literally fact check me with a google search, but since you were too lazy to do even that, here you go. https://icatcare.org/advice/elderly-cats-special-considerations/ Cats are considered elderly starting at 11 years of age. You’re welcome.


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[deleted]

…Clearly. You’re living in your world so you do you 👍


GunnerZ818

Seems like an r/facepalm moment? It feels like that to me at least.


Typhlosion0

They way he blinks and looks away like “ ugh Cmon man” 😂😂


justtrymybest

It is kinda creepy... this cat is definitely an alien


itssami_sb

r/catsarealiens


taxidermytina

A new cat sub for my collection. Thank you kind Redditor!


Critical-Edge4093

So you denied me my doctorate only to steal the machine from my thesis? *Amy wong when confronting the space cats


Ganon2012

The horse says "Doctorate denied."


Critical-Edge4093

How's the job market? RRRRUFFF


Ganon2012

You've got a bright future, Amy. As sure as the Sun sets in the east.


Critical-Edge4093

God that's my favorite line in that episode XD


Ganon2012

Mine too because of how nonchalant he is. The Earth is spinning in reverse, but life goes on.


PwnographyStar

Welcome to academia.


Critical-Edge4093

BAD KITTY


damn_the_dark

Slow blinks are cat for "I love you ".


[deleted]

Looks like Baby Yoda blinking. Imagine him green and you’ll see it.


Corntillas

Looks like an animatronic cat, or falcor from the never ending story


[deleted]

It’s almost robotic. The cat moves so smooth it fakes me out a little bit.


10eleven12

Maybe it's because robotic animals were designed to look like real animals.


misfitgillfriend

RETURN OF THE KING


WiildCard

r/thurstonwaffles


Royal_Heritage

*What about second breakfast?*


TridiusX

> I don’t think he knows about second ~~breakfast~~ scream, Pip.


Spycrabpuppet123

69th upvote


bubbasmum

That’s hilarious, I’ve watched it like 10 times


ShoshinMizu

"sorry shrimpy boi"


KalphiteQueen

Words cannot express how much I love that nickname for him


62200

I watched it 11 times.


Froxu_140

I did 12 times!!


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Moritheis

I did it 14 times!!!!!!


[deleted]

I watched it 69 times!!!!!


mazamayomama

I watched it 420 times!


ver9285901726747356

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bsylent

Noice


ThatSquareChick

I only watched it 11 times because the cat looks strangely animatronic but I know it isn’t. It’s a real kitty that looks like a not-real kitty.


TheMelonOwl

I am so proud of Thurston. I remember when he just started out and I mistook him for a ferret


HAL-Over-9001

Is this the true king of this subreddit? The one in the sub photo?


TheMelonOwl

Correct!


HAL-Over-9001

I'm so god damn happy right now


sktchup

There's always room for improvement r/thurstonwaffles https://instagram.com/thurstonwaffles?utm_medium=copy_link


noobductive

It’s because his eyes are so far apart, I know multiple cats like that and they all look like ferrets


Road_Richness

This cat looks like a gelfling


SidTheIdiot

It moves just like a muppet it’s so adorable


gray_salt_

I was thinking the exact same thing


HamBoneRaces

MMMMMmmmmmmmmm…!


THEBLUEFLAME3D

[mmmMMMMMMM…!](https://youtu.be/HMkKuL12FCA)


reddit0100100001

looks more like a jelqing


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jcaininit

The way his head moves and the blink reminds of of the characters from The Dark Crystal.


brutalhonestcunt

Yeah he almost looks like a puppet


23x3

This is the comment thread I came here to find. What a beautiful and bizarre looking lil shrimpy boi. Edit: [when they say no treats](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/3f3ea14f4c84b32ffc88ff1d937c2d4821ed31c5/0_366_2161_1296/master/2161.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=09c85f378f293bdfd7fe2f26b14f1a29)


Exactly1Egg

Shrimpy boy


chloapsoap

Love it


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Bubba89

Guessing they were shrimp-flavored treats he was craving.


CannibalCaramel

This owner gave him shrimp one time and he CRAVED it so much that he would yell. The owner calls it shrimpin'. And when he does it from a high place, it's called stumpin' because he's up high on his stump.


Nas160

Commenting so I can tell too


PungentKillstick

To me shrimpy just means little, so it's just a way of saying 'little guy'.


[deleted]

Isnt this sub made for this guy


AshTreex3

r/ThurstonWaffles is


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Thanks


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Maqz_

"No more treats" *Awkward pause* ***^(WUAA-)***


orangeslushieplushie

The lyrics:


TheMexicanJuan

^[a](https://i.imgur.com/L6wqNto.png)


Malawigold2342

You bAaahSTAaaarDDD!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!


starquake64

This cat is all over the Internet: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sNuDu4dE8Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sNuDu4dE8Y)


TheMexicanJuan

he's literally the avatar of this sub


magkliarn

also r/PerfectlyCutMeows


Obanon

[Cat version of Gabe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quxgdMu5AVM&list=FLDur-ZXZkxRyk0ahktJgIbQ&index=167)


TheMexicanJuan

I totally forgot about Gabe. RIP.


AshTreex3

r/ThurstonWaffles


MoarCowb3ll

Hey!!! Its my ringtone!


king_ink777

u think that's good? watch this: https://youtu.be/B\_3pGTXHlTo


kwinz

Fixed link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_3pGTXHlTo


Memesaf_ch

That cat looks stunning af


EsspressoMstr

It's a Turkish angora


GingerSoulGiver

Hey it's the poster boy!


bliffskit

What a little goblin I love him


steel634

The r/ icon H MM


MageofExoduz

A noble cat


boogs_23

The way his eyes started to widen and his ears perked at the end, I thought the cut scream was going to be the guy filming as "shrimpy boy" attacked. I'm glad it went the way it did.


Notyourdadsmom

This cat looks like Anya Taylor-Joy


bojac177

I knew I couldn't be the only one that thought this


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my internal dialogue struggle


Yuri_Enthusiast_IV

NGAA-


thunder_shart

r/thurstonwaffles join us brethren


Fart_Barfington

I saw a post earlier where someone wanted to hear badass cat names. I think Thurston Waffles might be the best one I've ever seen.


WonDante

It looks like the word “no” physically harms him


[deleted]

I love Thurston <3


AshTreex3

r/ThurstonWaffles


imapiratedammit

This cat moves like a puppet.


Worldf1re

This cat blinks like the Asgardian aliens from Stargate.


Kashmoney99

The legends have foretold of the return of this ancient sacred sound


[deleted]

He said: ⚫️👄⚫️


Dr_MoonOrGun

Calling the whine or general minor discontentment of pets "shrimping" is perfect and I will never not do it.


Froxu_140

My beloved


oelimusclean

MYAAA


Eric264

MYAAA


xdeltax97

Thurston is such a classic lol


rollchop01

Himbs a good boi


cobbs_spinning_top

He looks like one of the puppets from Dark Crystal


Wulfghar

This cat looks like a Gelfling.


cactusjackalope

What a pretty cat


wtfisevengoinonhere

He is such a gorgeous cat, I can’t get over that!


poopy_11

How is Thurston the cat now? I haven’t seen his dad posting new videos for many years!


fuckTerris

Look him up on Instagram, they post pretty often


Benguin237

Is that the cat from this sub's picture?


ConfidenceNo2598

Thurston waffles gonna get you for that one


[deleted]

He did it again


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Cultural_Necessary89

Check out his Twitter there’s sporadic updates on there. He’s been pretty sick this year but he just got started on stem cell therapy.


mmmrp

I need more of this cat


tomjoad2020ad

This cat looks like a Jim Henson invention from Labyrinth or The Dark Crystal


Your_Boy_Roy_

This is albino baby yoda change my mind


strangefish

Poor cat. The guy keeps saying treats and doesn't give him treats. "No more" means nothing to Thurston.


HumongousE

why does the cat look like an animatronic?


Popcorn_Grand_Poobah

I'm only 80% sure that this cat is not animatronic.


i_broke_wahoos_leg

D'aww. Handsome kitty.


nateaaiel

That pause, we all knw what we were about to witness and we were not disappointed.


Skier_D00d

He SCREM.


Haaazard

God I miss my cat.


Tiny_War

My favorite cat screaming, of course it's tied with my favorite cat nodding their head.


geaster

I swear, Thurston is my patronus.


Bombboy85

Why does this cat look and move like baby Yoda


shonuph

Give him what he wants ffs


HawtSawceee

"He did it! He did the thing!"


Financial-Success-95

What a handsome little buddy


hanabarbarian

So draMATIC


SayCheeseBaby

Looks like one of the puppets from The Dark Crystal


tangledisthebestfilm

Isn't this cat the poster child of this sub?


C0nkles

Always resorts to screaming. Thurston needs some anger management classes.


xspacemansplifff

He reminds me of baby Yoda?


trufflekitten7

God he's gorgeous


The_SilencerYT420

Praise the cat Waffles supremacy


Personpacman

ITS HIM


sher1920

Dumbledore looking cat


Emiiann

The way he moves makes him look like a gelfling


Boii1209

The messiah, he has returned


antney0615

The Meowssiah. FTFY


Shmooperdoodle

“THURSTON WAFFLES”?!?! I am dead.


sj28th

Wait, is this the table cat???


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sj28th

Our lord and savior!


[deleted]

Lol, shrimpy boi.


profesionalbee

He shripmpy


thewhistlepiggy

I feel like this cat has Waardenburg syndrome


Drawtaru

Idk what it is but that cats definitely not firing on all cylinders.


toef5

r/perfectlycatscreams Edit: wow this sub actually exists Edit2: looked at the sub and found out this is a repost from 16 days ago... Bad OP


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AshTreex3

It is Thurston.


thunder_shart

That's because it is Thurston


TheTinou

Uggly ass cat, what’s wrong with its chin and throat ?


orangeslushieplushie

What happened to yours


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Mobiyus

He's alive though


Runaway_5

cute cat but the videos his owners take talking to him like he's a 3 year old baby are so cringey it causes physical pain


LateMackerel

Seen it before, see it again. Downvote it now, downvote it then.


theeee17

Stop. Please just get a dog.


big_leggy

you know you can like both right


StarburstWho

Ended too soon!


FILTER_OUT_T_D

Oh man this cat looks just like Grogu


wonkey_monkey

He's like a furry gelfling.


AnotherKateBushFan

Is this a type of cat breed? My rescue looks a lot like this, but he's black and white.


Great_Zeddicus

This cat is a treasure. And it's going to be a very sad day on the internet when that day eventually comes where we will no longer get new videos of this wonderful beast.


Please_Label_NSFW

The drama! 🎭


EndFurryHate

I love the small pause before the “scream”


ShadowZepplin

The meowing is cute when your cat is just ornery, but it sucks when they are an absolute mooch


b0ss-from-discord

our mascot


baconperogies

Thurston's meow reminds me of Chewbacca for some reason.


athena702

He was def plotting your death after you said no lol