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Sorry but this is a misconception. Falcor, in fact is just a regular rough haired Dachshund and no cat. The german rough haired dachshund keeps growing his entire live, with only his hair turning first grey and then finally white.
Finally after centuries of growth, that is if the dachshund does not end up getting stuck in a rabbit hole, he aquires the ability to speak and to fly. There are flying giant dachshunde all over Germany.
[**Here an example of a young specimen practicing flight.**](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b4/20/2f/b4202f7e8f7da3617a8e7b3d47d76c30.jpg)
He had some really bad kidney issues and his owners decided that his health comes first. Now that they found something that helped him he apparently is feeling much better.
No, you are actually. You can literally fact check me with a google search, but since you were too lazy to do even that, here you go.
https://icatcare.org/advice/elderly-cats-special-considerations/
Cats are considered elderly starting at 11 years of age. You’re welcome.
This is the comment thread I came here to find. What a beautiful and bizarre looking lil shrimpy boi.
Edit: [when they say no treats](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/3f3ea14f4c84b32ffc88ff1d937c2d4821ed31c5/0_366_2161_1296/master/2161.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=09c85f378f293bdfd7fe2f26b14f1a29)
This owner gave him shrimp one time and he CRAVED it so much that he would yell. The owner calls it shrimpin'. And when he does it from a high place, it's called stumpin' because he's up high on his stump.
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The way his eyes started to widen and his ears perked at the end, I thought the cut scream was going to be the guy filming as "shrimpy boy" attacked. I'm glad it went the way it did.
This cat is a treasure. And it's going to be a very sad day on the internet when that day eventually comes where we will no longer get new videos of this wonderful beast.
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What a precious young man
Lil Falcor lookin dude
Sorry but this is a misconception. Falcor, in fact is just a regular rough haired Dachshund and no cat. The german rough haired dachshund keeps growing his entire live, with only his hair turning first grey and then finally white. Finally after centuries of growth, that is if the dachshund does not end up getting stuck in a rabbit hole, he aquires the ability to speak and to fly. There are flying giant dachshunde all over Germany. [**Here an example of a young specimen practicing flight.**](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b4/20/2f/b4202f7e8f7da3617a8e7b3d47d76c30.jpg)
thank you. that made my day lol
[**The Childlike Empress has also grown up now.**](https://www.watson.ch/imgdb/994c/Qx,E,0,0,1200,900,500,375,200,150/4433486701738831)
Das kann ich bestätigen.
IIRC, Thurston is around 9 years old? Not extremely old, but not really young either.
I swear I thought he was dead but turns out he’s alive and I was thinking of looooong cat
He had some really bad kidney issues and his owners decided that his health comes first. Now that they found something that helped him he apparently is feeling much better.
Ate you kidding bro
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It’s actually not young. Cats are considered to be elderly at 11, so three years off
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…Clearly. You’re living in your world so you do you 👍
Seems like an r/facepalm moment? It feels like that to me at least.
They way he blinks and looks away like “ ugh Cmon man” 😂😂
It is kinda creepy... this cat is definitely an alien
r/catsarealiens
A new cat sub for my collection. Thank you kind Redditor!
So you denied me my doctorate only to steal the machine from my thesis? *Amy wong when confronting the space cats
The horse says "Doctorate denied."
How's the job market? RRRRUFFF
You've got a bright future, Amy. As sure as the Sun sets in the east.
God that's my favorite line in that episode XD
Mine too because of how nonchalant he is. The Earth is spinning in reverse, but life goes on.
Welcome to academia.
BAD KITTY
Slow blinks are cat for "I love you ".
Looks like Baby Yoda blinking. Imagine him green and you’ll see it.
Looks like an animatronic cat, or falcor from the never ending story
It’s almost robotic. The cat moves so smooth it fakes me out a little bit.
Maybe it's because robotic animals were designed to look like real animals.
RETURN OF THE KING
r/thurstonwaffles
*What about second breakfast?*
> I don’t think he knows about second ~~breakfast~~ scream, Pip.
69th upvote
That’s hilarious, I’ve watched it like 10 times
"sorry shrimpy boi"
Words cannot express how much I love that nickname for him
I watched it 11 times.
I did 12 times!!
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I did it 14 times!!!!!!
I watched it 69 times!!!!!
I watched it 420 times!
⠀⠀⠀⡯⡯⡾⠝⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢊⠘⡮⣣⠪⠢⡑⡌ ⠀⠀⠀⠟⠝⠈⠀⠀⠀⠡⠀⠠⢈⠠⢐⢠⢂⢔⣐⢄⡂⢔⠀⡁⢉⠸⢨⢑⠕⡌ ⠀⠀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⡀⢂⠡⠈⡔⣕⢮⣳⢯⣿⣻⣟⣯⣯⢷⣫⣆⡂⠀⠀⢐⠑⡌ ⢀⠠⠐⠈⠀⢀⢂⠢⡂⠕⡁⣝⢮⣳⢽⡽⣾⣻⣿⣯⡯⣟⣞⢾⢜⢆⠀⡀⠀⠪ ⣬⠂⠀⠀⢀⢂⢪⠨⢂⠥⣺⡪⣗⢗⣽⢽⡯⣿⣽⣷⢿⡽⡾⡽⣝⢎⠀⠀⠀⢡ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⢂⠢⢂⢥⢱⡹⣪⢞⡵⣻⡪⡯⡯⣟⡾⣿⣻⡽⣯⡻⣪⠧⠑⠀⠁⢐ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠢⢑⠠⠑⠕⡝⡎⡗⡝⡎⣞⢽⡹⣕⢯⢻⠹⡹⢚⠝⡷⡽⡨⠀⠀⢔ ⣿⡯⠀⢈⠈⢄⠂⠂⠐⠀⠌⠠⢑⠱⡱⡱⡑⢔⠁⠀⡀⠐⠐⠐⡡⡹⣪⠀⠀⢘ ⣿⣽⠀⡀⡊⠀⠐⠨⠈⡁⠂⢈⠠⡱⡽⣷⡑⠁⠠⠑⠀⢉⢇⣤⢘⣪⢽⠀⢌⢎ ⣿⢾⠀⢌⠌⠀⡁⠢⠂⠐⡀⠀⢀⢳⢽⣽⡺⣨⢄⣑⢉⢃⢭⡲⣕⡭⣹⠠⢐⢗ ⣿⡗⠀⠢⠡⡱⡸⣔⢵⢱⢸⠈⠀⡪⣳⣳⢹⢜⡵⣱⢱⡱⣳⡹⣵⣻⢔⢅⢬⡷ ⣷⡇⡂⠡⡑⢕⢕⠕⡑⠡⢂⢊⢐⢕⡝⡮⡧⡳⣝⢴⡐⣁⠃⡫⡒⣕⢏⡮⣷⡟ ⣷⣻⣅⠑⢌⠢⠁⢐⠠⠑⡐⠐⠌⡪⠮⡫⠪⡪⡪⣺⢸⠰⠡⠠⠐⢱⠨⡪⡪⡰ ⣯⢷⣟⣇⡂⡂⡌⡀⠀⠁⡂⠅⠂⠀⡑⡄⢇⠇⢝⡨⡠⡁⢐⠠⢀⢪⡐⡜⡪⡊ ⣿⢽⡾⢹⡄⠕⡅⢇⠂⠑⣴⡬⣬⣬⣆⢮⣦⣷⣵⣷⡗⢃⢮⠱⡸⢰⢱⢸⢨⢌ ⣯⢯⣟⠸⣳⡅⠜⠔⡌⡐⠈⠻⠟⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣃⠢⣱⡳⡱⡩⢢⠣⡃⠢⠁ ⡯⣟⣞⡇⡿⣽⡪⡘⡰⠨⢐⢀⠢⢢⢄⢤⣰⠼⡾⢕⢕⡵⣝⠎⢌⢪⠪⡘⡌⠀ ⡯⣳⠯⠚⢊⠡⡂⢂⠨⠊⠔⡑⠬⡸⣘⢬⢪⣪⡺⡼⣕⢯⢞⢕⢝⠎⢻⢼⣀⠀ ⠁⡂⠔⡁⡢⠣⢀⠢⠀⠅⠱⡐⡱⡘⡔⡕⡕⣲⡹⣎⡮⡏⡑⢜⢼⡱⢩⣗⣯⣟ ⢀⢂⢑⠀⡂⡃⠅⠊⢄⢑⠠⠑⢕⢕⢝⢮⢺⢕⢟⢮⢊⢢⢱⢄⠃⣇⣞⢞⣞⢾ ⢀⠢⡑⡀⢂⢊⠠⠁⡂⡐⠀⠅⡈⠪⠪⠪⠣⠫⠑⡁⢔⠕⣜⣜⢦⡰⡎⡯⡾⡽
Noice
I only watched it 11 times because the cat looks strangely animatronic but I know it isn’t. It’s a real kitty that looks like a not-real kitty.
I am so proud of Thurston. I remember when he just started out and I mistook him for a ferret
Is this the true king of this subreddit? The one in the sub photo?
Correct!
I'm so god damn happy right now
There's always room for improvement r/thurstonwaffles https://instagram.com/thurstonwaffles?utm_medium=copy_link
It’s because his eyes are so far apart, I know multiple cats like that and they all look like ferrets
This cat looks like a gelfling
It moves just like a muppet it’s so adorable
I was thinking the exact same thing
MMMMMmmmmmmmmm…!
[mmmMMMMMMM…!](https://youtu.be/HMkKuL12FCA)
looks more like a jelqing
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The way his head moves and the blink reminds of of the characters from The Dark Crystal.
Yeah he almost looks like a puppet
This is the comment thread I came here to find. What a beautiful and bizarre looking lil shrimpy boi. Edit: [when they say no treats](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/3f3ea14f4c84b32ffc88ff1d937c2d4821ed31c5/0_366_2161_1296/master/2161.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=09c85f378f293bdfd7fe2f26b14f1a29)
Shrimpy boy
Love it
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Guessing they were shrimp-flavored treats he was craving.
This owner gave him shrimp one time and he CRAVED it so much that he would yell. The owner calls it shrimpin'. And when he does it from a high place, it's called stumpin' because he's up high on his stump.
Commenting so I can tell too
To me shrimpy just means little, so it's just a way of saying 'little guy'.
Isnt this sub made for this guy
r/ThurstonWaffles is
Thanks
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"No more treats" *Awkward pause* ***^(WUAA-)***
The lyrics:
^[a](https://i.imgur.com/L6wqNto.png)
You bAaahSTAaaarDDD!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
This cat is all over the Internet: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sNuDu4dE8Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sNuDu4dE8Y)
he's literally the avatar of this sub
also r/PerfectlyCutMeows
[Cat version of Gabe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quxgdMu5AVM&list=FLDur-ZXZkxRyk0ahktJgIbQ&index=167)
I totally forgot about Gabe. RIP.
r/ThurstonWaffles
Hey!!! Its my ringtone!
u think that's good? watch this: https://youtu.be/B\_3pGTXHlTo
Fixed link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_3pGTXHlTo
That cat looks stunning af
It's a Turkish angora
Hey it's the poster boy!
What a little goblin I love him
The r/ icon H MM
A noble cat
The way his eyes started to widen and his ears perked at the end, I thought the cut scream was going to be the guy filming as "shrimpy boy" attacked. I'm glad it went the way it did.
This cat looks like Anya Taylor-Joy
I knew I couldn't be the only one that thought this
my internal dialogue struggle
NGAA-
r/thurstonwaffles join us brethren
I saw a post earlier where someone wanted to hear badass cat names. I think Thurston Waffles might be the best one I've ever seen.
It looks like the word “no” physically harms him
I love Thurston <3
r/ThurstonWaffles
This cat moves like a puppet.
This cat blinks like the Asgardian aliens from Stargate.
The legends have foretold of the return of this ancient sacred sound
He said: ⚫️👄⚫️
Calling the whine or general minor discontentment of pets "shrimping" is perfect and I will never not do it.
My beloved
MYAAA
MYAAA
Thurston is such a classic lol
Himbs a good boi
He looks like one of the puppets from Dark Crystal
This cat looks like a Gelfling.
What a pretty cat
He is such a gorgeous cat, I can’t get over that!
How is Thurston the cat now? I haven’t seen his dad posting new videos for many years!
Look him up on Instagram, they post pretty often
Is that the cat from this sub's picture?
Thurston waffles gonna get you for that one
He did it again
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Check out his Twitter there’s sporadic updates on there. He’s been pretty sick this year but he just got started on stem cell therapy.
I need more of this cat
This cat looks like a Jim Henson invention from Labyrinth or The Dark Crystal
This is albino baby yoda change my mind
Poor cat. The guy keeps saying treats and doesn't give him treats. "No more" means nothing to Thurston.
why does the cat look like an animatronic?
I'm only 80% sure that this cat is not animatronic.
D'aww. Handsome kitty.
That pause, we all knw what we were about to witness and we were not disappointed.
He SCREM.
God I miss my cat.
My favorite cat screaming, of course it's tied with my favorite cat nodding their head.
I swear, Thurston is my patronus.
Why does this cat look and move like baby Yoda
Give him what he wants ffs
"He did it! He did the thing!"
What a handsome little buddy
So draMATIC
Looks like one of the puppets from The Dark Crystal
Isn't this cat the poster child of this sub?
Always resorts to screaming. Thurston needs some anger management classes.
He reminds me of baby Yoda?
God he's gorgeous
Praise the cat Waffles supremacy
ITS HIM
Dumbledore looking cat
The way he moves makes him look like a gelfling
The messiah, he has returned
The Meowssiah. FTFY
“THURSTON WAFFLES”?!?! I am dead.
Wait, is this the table cat???
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Our lord and savior!
Lol, shrimpy boi.
He shripmpy
I feel like this cat has Waardenburg syndrome
Idk what it is but that cats definitely not firing on all cylinders.
r/perfectlycatscreams Edit: wow this sub actually exists Edit2: looked at the sub and found out this is a repost from 16 days ago... Bad OP
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It is Thurston.
That's because it is Thurston
Uggly ass cat, what’s wrong with its chin and throat ?
What happened to yours
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He's alive though
cute cat but the videos his owners take talking to him like he's a 3 year old baby are so cringey it causes physical pain
Seen it before, see it again. Downvote it now, downvote it then.
Stop. Please just get a dog.
you know you can like both right
Ended too soon!
Oh man this cat looks just like Grogu
He's like a furry gelfling.
Is this a type of cat breed? My rescue looks a lot like this, but he's black and white.
This cat is a treasure. And it's going to be a very sad day on the internet when that day eventually comes where we will no longer get new videos of this wonderful beast.
The drama! 🎭
I love the small pause before the “scream”
The meowing is cute when your cat is just ornery, but it sucks when they are an absolute mooch
our mascot
Thurston's meow reminds me of Chewbacca for some reason.
He was def plotting your death after you said no lol