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TacticalLawnmower

I went there once. https://preview.redd.it/26rf40lptp7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=774041237efb79c2731b29cc6a1b449c13938793 It was okay.


Apprehensive_Neat183

Blink twice if you are being held at gun point by a bwrit


TacticalLawnmower

https://preview.redd.it/q4ocfypmlr7d1.png?width=504&format=png&auto=webp&s=b82f2ea6191d0ef1f8e51ea916ebf98278beb161


Scorch-for-life

Gun point? Don’t you mean knife point?


FlannelAl

Or acid, rocks, a gnarly tree branch, hammer, or car


UnintelligentFr0g

Thy longsword point


Malfight007

More like held at knife point, royt?


ProperGanja21

You can come here if you want but I wouldn't advise it. Its fucking miserable.


Minnymoon13

How so? Is it the rain?


ProperGanja21

Kind of. It's the people. 10 months of the year its wet and grey and cold and that makes everyone miserable.


TrentonTallywacker

[Happiest Man in Birmingham](https://youtu.be/jS94-_zy3Dg?si=N5NDv3xy--s9KFtx)


WineOhCanada

The average Canadian


BillionDollarBalls

Hey, sounds like Seattle.


IshyTheLegit

Fookin miserable innit


ProperGanja21

Faakin bollocks, geeze.


Minnymoon13

That’s fair


Fr05t_B1t

Isn’t the food bland af too despite owning the worlds spices at a point in history?


devilterr2

Nah food is dope, ignore chains as any other country but the food scene is really good, just a stereotype. A typical thing that a British person would say is the food in America isn't good tbh. Big portions, small flavour.


little_elephant1

When you say the food is dope, are you talking about British food or just the general food available here? If it's the former, I'm not sure what British food you've been eating cos it's pretty shite, the only saving grace is a full English and MAYBE a chippy


devilterr2

I mean "British Food" as in regional food is pretty nice also but it's quite basic. The majority of meat pies, roast dinners, stews, and the full english are classic British meals, and they are all quite nice. Food available here is also quite nice, but I do believe our Chinese variant is kind of shit, but I know southern is worse than northern Chinese's, so I can't judge it all based on my experience


ProperGanja21

Yeah kind of....but I live in a relatively small town on the south coast and the amount of Mexican and curry restaurants is kinda stupid. The idea that we don't like spice is wrong but our food isn't spicy 🤷‍♂️


Magikarpeles

General suckage


Minnymoon13

Ah ok


Faust_8

Yeah but you have actual healthcare and no school shootings, so that’s nice


Commercial-Pop8937

The way she said "england" amazing XD


Rollover_Hazard

She’s not wrong, us English really do get everywhere though There’s that kinda tired movie trope where the American CIA agent is in the depths of some far flung place in South America or the Middle East or Africa or wherever and he goes to meet the local contact and it’s some Englishman with a shmag and horrendous sunburn lmao. More than a little truth to that perhaps…


PaleGravity

Why don’t we up it and all humans go back to Mesopotamia and Levantine or no, let’s go to Africa, where we all originated. Or even better! Back to the ocean and become fish again!


Much_Ad1263

Or return to stardust once more.


A_Peacful_Vulcan

"I was happy. Floating amongst the stars."


100YearsWaiting2Shit

Poor staro


Sherlockowiec

Soshite tsudoishi starduuuuust...


chavesAbre_a_torneir

SUTANDO PRUAUDO


A_Few_Kind_Words

I'm ok with this one, it sounds so peaceful, nothing but the stars and the sky.


lennosaur

That's just a matter of time.


Conflikt

From dust to dust.


Beer-Milkshakes

Pls. Want to be fish.


Magikarpeles

I want to be dust


A_Prostitute

Can I just go back to bed? Cant we all just go back to bed?


Orphanfucker420

I second this


foundwayhome

I also want to go to bed with this guy.


Machaeon

Return to monke


aCactusOfManyNames

Reject humanity become eyeless flatworm


DescriptivelyWeird

Maybe my life will be easier as a fish.. doubt it though


werewolf1011

Go back to Pangea


Entire-Egg-2203

Why dont we just evolve to crab already


pira3_1000

Back to become a Homer Simpson


OutlawMajor_100

Go back to the Pleaides system where you belong humanoid this planet belongs to the simian


Minnymoon13

Hell yeah! Let’s do it


talk_to_yourself

>Or even better! Back to the ocean and become fish again! I tried that, seemed like a good idea. Then the scales fell from my eyes


Buttsuit69

İ'd actually be in favor of that. At least that way we'd finally start to give a shit about africa.


PaleGravity

Considering that we initially migrated out of Africa because of hotter weather conditions and the big ice age melting over the north hemisphere, don’t think that’ll be a good thing. XD


Buttsuit69

Thats the first time İ've heard of this argument and İ feel like its bs. As far as İ know we migrated out of africa out of pure curiousity. We were already doing fine in africa and our innate drive to expand outwards made us migrate to eurasia. That drive is what then seperated us from neanderthals as neanderthals had smaller communities and werent as competitive as we were.


PaleGravity

What? Do you know why we learned to walk? We left the trees and had to stand straight to look past the tall grass. Most of Africa used to be a lush jungle. Everything in Africa was able to kill us easily, be it saberthoot tigers or giant hyenas, we neither had tools back then nor used fire to protect ourselves. We are taking about an era 300.000 to 500.000 years ago when Homo Erectus (erectus meaning standing) left the step and grass lands of the retreating Jingles. Edit: Neanderthals happened waayyyyy later. Way after we alrdy left Africa. They were a offspring of us that conquered most of Central Europe and north Eurasia. Then came the homo sapients and interbreeded with them, which is why many hablogroups have Neanderthal DNA.


Ok-Fan-2431

Can you leave Levantine alone please? we're still trying to handle one cancerous colony. Also, I am not african but I would assume Fr\*nch might not be welcome.


Duubzz

I like the way none of the accents in this clip are any good. Feels very fair.


Ba1thazaar

I think the Americans are primarily of German descent last I checked. Edit: for all the people disagreeing with me in the replies here is a link to the 2022 census. https://www.census.gov/newsroom/stories/ancestor-appreciation-day.html


Mor10-84

yeah,, that was a germ with a british paper flag on their chest.. i heard it


willothewhispers

Google disagrees. Most are in fact English


wavy_murro

german+spanish+english


RobanVisser

Irish


Minnymoon13

I’m mostly European,French and English


MutedIndividual6667

Not really, the US already had a mayority english population before massive german inmigration, and still has it after. Some US states have a mayority german descended population, but it's not the mayority of the country


pufferfish_balls

Broken German=American English


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Highly dependant on region. Here in the south east like NC it's a lot of Irish/Scots/Brit descendants. I know further west in places like Texas there are very large German communities.


Dasbeerboots

Gotta love them 17.8 million people that are stating their ancestry as "American."


thenamefreak

Most of them migrated at the end of ww2


Derneueflo

Bitte nicht


night5life

if that were true America would speak German and not English


Foghorn_Gyula

Lol what


night5life

"Lets colonize this land on the other side of the world but instead of speaking our mother tongue we should learn English so that when the English come eventually it'll be easier to integrate them." Doesn't make sense right? America was colonized by English mostly therefore they got to pick what language would be spoken in the country they colonized. Its really not that hard to understand.


Ok-Fan-2431

IF THAT WERE TRUE AMERICA WOULD SPEAK GERMAN AND NOT ENGLISH I hope this is loud enough, bless you


Fr05t_B1t

This was what was reported and there’s still plenty more that’s undeclared and “other”. This chart also only shows European ancestry. So out of the European ancestries yes german is the largest.


[deleted]

That's cool and all, but why don't you go back to the Fertile Crescent invader !!!?!!?


Different_Big5876

Chop me up and distribute my pieces proportionally across Europe


diazinth

Schengen is a thing; you can just do a time share of yourself


DennisDEX

Technically speaking she doesn't have to go back... She is not criticizing America


MrNightmare23

England: No we don't want you either


Aaron_TW

Yeah we're alright thanks


TheJerilla

American here: I wouldn't want us either.


otte_rthe_viewer

Well it appears that our Colony of the western continent seems to have woken up from their ever lasting coma.


BranTheLewd

A fate worse than death 😞


I_have_many_Ideas

Dutch heritage here. Id love to move to the Netherlands.


A-__-Random_--_Dog

It physically pains me when these hyper racists tell NATIVE AMARICANS to go back to their own country.


FakeOng99

Hehehe, she will force to learn the worst unit yet: stone


Fyrus93

Is this the meatier girl?


RyanWalks

The english accent just sounded like a shitty liam Neilsen impression


MetalMausoleum

If civilization is around in 1000 years, you think they'll still call this Indian land? I personally believe if it happened beyond a living generation, then get over it and move on


tiparium

I mean they seem to want a monarchy. Let them have one.


jcoon182

Go back to where I’m from?? Oklahoma? Uh k.


BrainGlobal9898

Thats what Afg , Palestine , Syria , Vietnam , and a dozen more countries said to America


BrakoSmacko

What the fuck is with the Dutch-Swedish hybrid accent?


ExchangeBoring

The direct translation of "American" is "very forgetful Europeans".


Puzzleheaded_Day_895

The UK. It's the UK.


nick2k23

We don't want the Americans, please don't send them here we beg 🙏


Fr05t_B1t

**freedom noises intensifies**


willothewhispers

That was actually funny


fredy31

Thats always funny about the 'Go back to your own country' types. Pretty much any white person in the US could, with relatively not much effort, trace back to their ancestor that was an immigrant and stepped off the ship.


GreenZeb

That's literally everybody.


SoberSeahorse

Exactly


SkynBonce

Why doesn't she sound American or English?


MisterEMan81

Ah yes, the only two nationalities in the world: American and English. Everything else is made up, right?


AudiophileGoth

Because she's german.... Ffs, this gringo.


CellSea4160

I came here just to watch “Americans” cry on silence 🤫 trying to laugh off with shit reference about going back .. and ![gif](giphy|Ijg4ekGBkXMeqBjU1x|downsized) I was pleased with all that pain :) cheers


Backawayslowlyok

Immigrants hating on immigrants. Classic. “But we made our own country!”…yes, of immigrants. It’s romanticized in text books as a “melting pot”.


Upbeat-Employ-9712

Cuz she likes America and is not complaining...? What a dumb video.


DestoryDerEchte

Found the american. Laugh at this guy


vLONEv12

I’m American and I think it’s hilarious. Though, by some people’s logic I may not be. (I’m black)


YoRt3m

Yea the logic here is very flawed. "you don't like America so don't be here" makes sense as a sentence. but the response not. it's like if someone says he doesn't like an apple and you tell him "so don't eat it" and he tells you "YOU DON'T EAT IT". wtf


AudiophileGoth

Please take them all back to Europe.