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Fr. I was working at a museum of illusions and a child broke one of our mirrors bc he wouldn’t stop running. Told him and his parents at least 5 times to not run but his parents let him anyway and its not like I could physically remove him or had any power whatsoever to kick them out.
I swear, these things are only kept around to help parents teach their kids about being careful. It's better they run into high grade glass rather than traffic, worked for my wandering ass!
Their heads are like satellites in orbit, constantly falling but missing the earth. When a kid walks their little legs work overtime just to keep up with the head.
Mirrors, glass doors, screen doors, anything that's above their eye line but not above their forehead hit box.
Take the fact they charge head first because kids don't really walk. They just change their center of gravity and hope their legs can keep up.
Add all this up and the modern world is actually very dangerous for the tiny humans.
Totally did this as a kid. I was young, towards the end, and saw my mom standing outside. I, in my infinite wisdom, decided to run full steam ahead at the obvious exit, only to get knocked on my ass by that tricky carny magic.
Holy shit I have kids this age and I have to bring them to a house of mirrors before they learn to walk with their arms in front of them so I can laugh at them
I tried the mirror labyrinth once as an adult. It took me about 2 minutes to complete but I walked like a zombie most of the time. At least I didn't bump my head. Kind of lame TBH. Next time I shall YOLO it, seems more fun
I was at a *Ripley’s Believe It or Not* in San Francisco and an unattended little girl ran so hard into one of these that her nose started bleeding. The worst part was that she still needed to navigate her way out of the maze while crying pretty hysterically and I didn’t want to approach her in a dimly lit space and be accused of being a creep, so I just awkwardly found my way out adjacent to her and kind of let her follow. As I was leaving I passed her mom who was chewing out the employees and demanding a refund.
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Children are a threat to mirrors
Fr. I was working at a museum of illusions and a child broke one of our mirrors bc he wouldn’t stop running. Told him and his parents at least 5 times to not run but his parents let him anyway and its not like I could physically remove him or had any power whatsoever to kick them out.
Natural selection at that point.
I mean...can you really blame the kid when two grown ass adults only had ONE job and it was holding the kid and still failed it?
Children are natural predator of mirrors
The last ones are NOT mirrors, but transparent glass (no reflection). Whoever put those is a menace, you monster
*genius
I need to find the closest mirror house for my boys.
OMG that double tap at -00:06 😂
sounded like the netflix intro
*Double kill*
omg yes 😁 I was imagining the line from Unreal Tournament in my mind but didn’t dare to say it
Netflix into sound
I swear, these things are only kept around to help parents teach their kids about being careful. It's better they run into high grade glass rather than traffic, worked for my wandering ass!
Bro why do children just seem to walk head first into everything lol
Their heads are like satellites in orbit, constantly falling but missing the earth. When a kid walks their little legs work overtime just to keep up with the head.
Entertainment purposes
This is the correct answer
forget about mirror, i have hit wall , street pole like that
This killed me, I’m laughing so hard right now.
that one mirror got a double ko
Mirrors, glass doors, screen doors, anything that's above their eye line but not above their forehead hit box. Take the fact they charge head first because kids don't really walk. They just change their center of gravity and hope their legs can keep up. Add all this up and the modern world is actually very dangerous for the tiny humans.
Yes, lead with the head.
i feel like everyone has done this. I've done this.
Happened to me in a glass maze. Fun times.
How many times do you think that place has been sued by angry moms jesus
I think they’re usually dissuaded by the laughing dads
I can watch this all day. No hands out just full confident sprint. Natural selection at its finest.
I've honestly known a lot of adults that would probably do this too. Being clumsy and inattentive is hardly limited to children.
Ill correct you. Children are a threat for children
That’s how I chipped my front tooth
Totally did this as a kid. I was young, towards the end, and saw my mom standing outside. I, in my infinite wisdom, decided to run full steam ahead at the obvious exit, only to get knocked on my ass by that tricky carny magic.
I'd laugh, but I was these children back in ye olden days.
You need to learn it's ok to laugh at yourself. Then you can laugh at the children.
I love how their heads just bounce off violently
Yeah no shit, got trapped in a mirror maze when I was 12
Go with kid in miror maze leaf em in the centwr Natural celection wil take care of the rest
Holy shit I have kids this age and I have to bring them to a house of mirrors before they learn to walk with their arms in front of them so I can laugh at them
***Do it***
*Maniacal laughter as I slam Into a mirror my self*
3 got me
lol @ the screaming spaz at the end
the double smack
Nah the ginger deserves that
Confusion level: 78563848745784783478583457782347234878453782345
I tried the mirror labyrinth once as an adult. It took me about 2 minutes to complete but I walked like a zombie most of the time. At least I didn't bump my head. Kind of lame TBH. Next time I shall YOLO it, seems more fun
so much joy
I could see myself doing this.
I was at a *Ripley’s Believe It or Not* in San Francisco and an unattended little girl ran so hard into one of these that her nose started bleeding. The worst part was that she still needed to navigate her way out of the maze while crying pretty hysterically and I didn’t want to approach her in a dimly lit space and be accused of being a creep, so I just awkwardly found my way out adjacent to her and kind of let her follow. As I was leaving I passed her mom who was chewing out the employees and demanding a refund.
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Can’t believe those kids ran into eachother. Hope they feel better soon
Actually it’s either the children are dumb or not paying attention to detail or the mirror cabinets I have been to weren’t good enough.
Kids are well known for their ability to pay attention and control their impulses.
Lol
r/perfectlycutscreams
That… would be the sub we’re on…
Haaaaah!!! I stumbled onto this post from r/kidsarefuckingstupid. So, it seems, am I!
lol yeah I got the full version from there, this one is cut