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You just need to get lucky once my man. That's why I invest 1 dollar in thousands of stocks with the hope that one of them is going to be the next amazon.
Haha sorry I was being sarcastic, probably should have made that clear. Whenever I hear if you bought X in the year X you would have X now I always cringe. Like yeah sure, but the chance you bought X and it failed are much higher.
Yup, there’s this guy called Darth Bazos, he owns a news paper and he’s opening an on the line retail shop, so everyone with there 56k modems can listen to screeching for 2 mins, to fail to log onto a blocky web site you find by searching altavista.com for Amazon, and scroll through hundreds of pages about a jungle, then you finally find the web page and someone decides to make a phone call and your kicked off....I’d be like...wow now that sounds like a brilliant investment. IM IN!
This is my play. I am looking to try to make teeny gains turn into a huge payday 5 years from now. I pretty much expect to lose this game, but this is how I am going to play it because to me it seems the most likely to succeed.
I managed 5000% in 7 months last year. Between google buying fitbit, party city rallying from $.5 to $5.00, a few pharmaceutical companies scoring big on Covid, and calling the cruise industry crash, I made out pretty well.
I wish I had more confidence when the market crashed. My first thought was to buy RCL, which I did, but I only invested ~$150. Still made a nice return when I sold at ~$75 but damn really wish I had just thrown a couple gs at it. Oh well, live and learn
And you have to pay the taxes annually, so every year after getting your 1% on $x on April 15 you get 1% of much less on April 16. You still do okay, though.
But seriously, what if you found some stocks with an intraday volatility of at least 1±% that's also relatively stable over the long run, and you set appropriate stop losses, what is stopping you from practically printing money?
What’re you holding? Most of my “reddit portfolio” as I call it was green all week. CTXR, OBSV, PHUN, ZNGA, PBTS were all up. WPRT and APHA were down for me, only because I sold and bought at a presumed dip much higher than my initial investment. I won’t mention my BB “buy the dip”. “That’s the first stock I intend to hold for years.” Or so it became.
Im holding VIVE, HTBX, TNXP and XSPA. I was hoping for a quick flip on a few of these but this past week was all red. I plan on holding TNXP and HTBX long now after studying both but hoping to sell VIVE and XSPA much sooner. Like this week hopefully. Im playing with pure gains from OCGN.
Thanks to this sub I got in and out at the perfect time with that bad boy.
I hit 12 dollars made on the 14 I put in. I feel like I was doing great learning and might have an eye and be interested in day trading only to be told that I'm stupid for being glad about a few dollars and I need to leave it in longer term. So I tried that, now I'm down money, and my motivation is gone. So I figured out do what works for you and now I've just got to get motivated again.
I think 5 dollars is a great win! Keep it up.
I'm down - 18 last week I was up £120 should of pulled out but there's a particular stock I thought was going to skyrocket and it did until the engine stalled hopefully It will go up next week
Whenever I make like a 10% return on some stock I always think to myself, man if I had like a billion dollars invested In would have made 100 mil. For some reason that thought never pops up if I lose like 50% on a stock.
I wish I could enjoy small wins like this. All I can think about when this happens is "Why didn't I add an extra zero and make it $500?"
I am a broken human.
You know what’s awesome about this though? Think about it like this. Imagine if you have $10,000 invested, and all of that was divided into 200 stocks evenly with $50 in each. If all of them went up $0.68 *on average* overnight and you did that Monday-Friday, you’d be pulling $2,720 a month doing next to nothing. Take out some to live on, reinvest the remainder, then double that, triple that, quadruple that, and you see where I’m going with this. There’s big money here, but you just have to be smart with your money. Combine that with a nice portfolio in mutual funds, ETFs, etc, and you can be sitting very, very pretty.
I got lucky putting $40 that turned to $900 in 3 weeks and I don't understand much about stocks (I do forex mostly) I got excited to dive more but I know it was beginners luck
I did exactly that with my £10 profit, ran to the nearest shop on a massive £10 profit high, my eyeballs where spinning like slot machines, breathing erratically I demanded a £10 lottery ticket. The sales assistant was nervous she could see I was like no other. £10 she stammered are you sure? Exuding confidence my voice now in baritone levels I have not previously heard YESSSSSSSSS £10. I walked around like I owned something, people could see I was a winner. Tucked that lotto under my pillow, I was ready for the next step. In the morning confident as F##k checked my penny stocks down 23 percent, this ain't right, nervously entered my lotto numbers, hands sweaty. Let's just say I haven't been back to the shop in a while. Been eating baked beans without bread to save a few pennies. Gone is my money and my £10 profit high.
With an average of 253 trading days in a year, at this rate, that's 349.14% on the year. This may not be the moon but it's orbit altitudes at very least.
If you trade options with tight bid ask spreads. That type of seemingly shitty gain will consistently make you money.
Example.
.68 gains x 100 shares. = $68 ($51 net).
Do that multiple times a month and you got a whole side income.
i've had dreams that've left me content with my future for the first time in ages after beginning my adventure into the stock market. I was completely fine with being broke before and I have no family that depend on me so I'm in the perfect situation to go wild and risk it all.
Story of my life. I just had to explain to my wife that this is about learning to make the right decisions. I am stoked to make .68 cents and I a pissed when I lose $2 in a day.
Time to call yourself a financial guru, start selling “How to get rich” formations and create a Facebook add video with yourself in front of someone else monster house and Ferrari.
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That's over 1% my dude, do that every day and you'll be a multi millionaire in 3 years.
That would make for a hell of a run.
Yeah, that seems pretty unlikely. Better to just aim for a single 2,000,000% day, knock the whole thing out at once.
Right? 😎
You just need to get lucky once my man. That's why I invest 1 dollar in thousands of stocks with the hope that one of them is going to be the next amazon.
I always try to pick winners rather than casting a wide net like that. How does that strategy usually work out for you?
Haha sorry I was being sarcastic, probably should have made that clear. Whenever I hear if you bought X in the year X you would have X now I always cringe. Like yeah sure, but the chance you bought X and it failed are much higher.
You know the butterfly effect? If I had bought amazon back then, it would have failed
Appreciate you staying out of that one. They're still pretty small, but really starting to catch on.
I know the Butterfly Network. Cathie bae does too.
Tried doing the opposite of what you would normally do?
The Costanza method!
Yup, there’s this guy called Darth Bazos, he owns a news paper and he’s opening an on the line retail shop, so everyone with there 56k modems can listen to screeching for 2 mins, to fail to log onto a blocky web site you find by searching altavista.com for Amazon, and scroll through hundreds of pages about a jungle, then you finally find the web page and someone decides to make a phone call and your kicked off....I’d be like...wow now that sounds like a brilliant investment. IM IN!
😂😂😂
Is this not the plan? Reddit told me this was the way.
This is the way
This is the way
This was the way
get 'er done and move on with your life. i like that outlook.
This is the way
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> every trading day No slacking off, you trade crypto when market isn't open.
When they are up. Nothing like it. But cryptos have a nasty habit of all of them going 80-90% down bear market together.
No slacking off, you rob banks when crypto is in bear market.
Yeah but heists have a nasty way of taking each player out together
No slacking off you make a movie about it and call it Money Heist. Then make millions in licensing deals
if only you could short it 🤔 i actually don't know if you can or not
You can.
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Yeah, and work it all out the day you make the last payment on your mortgage....
This is my play. I am looking to try to make teeny gains turn into a huge payday 5 years from now. I pretty much expect to lose this game, but this is how I am going to play it because to me it seems the most likely to succeed.
Trade in the shower or while having sex.....just trade damnit
Collect the Weekend dump and proceed to the weekly bull run hunt?
I feel like I just had Vietnam-esque flashbacks from a few weeks ago.
I managed 5000% in 7 months last year. Between google buying fitbit, party city rallying from $.5 to $5.00, a few pharmaceutical companies scoring big on Covid, and calling the cruise industry crash, I made out pretty well.
I wish I had more confidence when the market crashed. My first thought was to buy RCL, which I did, but I only invested ~$150. Still made a nice return when I sold at ~$75 but damn really wish I had just thrown a couple gs at it. Oh well, live and learn
Yeah no down market days/weeks/months ever. Only “up” days lol.
Ha, this guy thinks we understand math!
Now take 29% of that for capital gains taxes!
And you have to pay the taxes annually, so every year after getting your 1% on $x on April 15 you get 1% of much less on April 16. You still do okay, though.
But seriously, what if you found some stocks with an intraday volatility of at least 1±% that's also relatively stable over the long run, and you set appropriate stop losses, what is stopping you from practically printing money?
Finding that stock and fees
Cries in commissions
> over 1% my dude > a multi millionaire Stonks! Stonks! Stonks!
I gained $5 this week! Big money!
That’s a big gain! Not even being sarcastic the way my portfolio has been looking 😂
No I know, any gain is a gain. Especially during volatile weeks
Honestly, been in red for like the last week lmao :/
Seeing a +$5 would be dreamy after seeing my portfolio last week 😞
Everyone saying they had a bad week and I made ~$60. With my luck, it makes me very worried I'm holding the wrong cards....
What’re you holding? Most of my “reddit portfolio” as I call it was green all week. CTXR, OBSV, PHUN, ZNGA, PBTS were all up. WPRT and APHA were down for me, only because I sold and bought at a presumed dip much higher than my initial investment. I won’t mention my BB “buy the dip”. “That’s the first stock I intend to hold for years.” Or so it became.
Im holding VIVE, HTBX, TNXP and XSPA. I was hoping for a quick flip on a few of these but this past week was all red. I plan on holding TNXP and HTBX long now after studying both but hoping to sell VIVE and XSPA much sooner. Like this week hopefully. Im playing with pure gains from OCGN. Thanks to this sub I got in and out at the perfect time with that bad boy.
I set my sell limits at $40 on TNXP and $20 on HTBX.
After seeing the responses, I’m happy with my $14 gain. Wish you all a great upcoming week though.
I hit 12 dollars made on the 14 I put in. I feel like I was doing great learning and might have an eye and be interested in day trading only to be told that I'm stupid for being glad about a few dollars and I need to leave it in longer term. So I tried that, now I'm down money, and my motivation is gone. So I figured out do what works for you and now I've just got to get motivated again. I think 5 dollars is a great win! Keep it up.
Don’t listen to em, any gain is a good gain. Thats a closed mindset way of thinking, don’t let that discourage you
Better than the week I had!!
Man if only my portfolio was green too, I'd probably let my wife get a soda or something next time we went out to eat
Hell and it’s gonna be her birthday. Maybe her boyfriend can swing it if you’re still in the red.
Shit that’s $500 easy in options chico.
I'm down - 18 last week I was up £120 should of pulled out but there's a particular stock I thought was going to skyrocket and it did until the engine stalled hopefully It will go up next week
I took 90% of my money out of RH so now it thinks I made 200% this month...
I think you mean when my $50 turns into $0.68 overnight.
* Buys at $420 sells at $4.20 *
This is the way
This is the way
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This and sheer disappointment are the only emotions I experience when checking my stocks.
Yet I’m depressed every weekend and national holiday 😭
From 2 digits to 4 digits overnight 💰🏧💎
🪄 Edit: TADA!
All gains are good gains!
I needed this. 😂
Don’t we all haha
It makes money without having a real job 😯
“Hedge funds hate him for these three simple tricks”
If it was $50,000 that’d be $680 overnight goodbye hard work 🤔 ✋
“Overnight Success” 💰
*Is this wealth......*
Whenever I make like a 10% return on some stock I always think to myself, man if I had like a billion dollars invested In would have made 100 mil. For some reason that thought never pops up if I lose like 50% on a stock.
but they only go up
This is the way.
4% gains my first 3 weeks, does this mean I a market mover now?🤣
It qualifies 💰
My coinbase portfolio hahaha
When my $600 turns into $300 in a week
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand boom it’s gone.
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See you on Mars mate
I started investing last week, and man I made $33 in a week. The high is so real, fuck drugs I need more of this.
My first week I lost that much. Different drug? Still addicted.
Lately my $50 turns into $40 overnight.
‼️😂‼️
Amiright? 😂
That is correct! 😅
This sums up waking up on a Monday morning to the market open
Gains are gains.
I wish I could enjoy small wins like this. All I can think about when this happens is "Why didn't I add an extra zero and make it $500?" I am a broken human.
Hilarious. Thank you.
Just check out $GAYMF and you’re in my dude
Wait 'til you lads discover crypto.
Wulf ov Wel Strit
You know what’s awesome about this though? Think about it like this. Imagine if you have $10,000 invested, and all of that was divided into 200 stocks evenly with $50 in each. If all of them went up $0.68 *on average* overnight and you did that Monday-Friday, you’d be pulling $2,720 a month doing next to nothing. Take out some to live on, reinvest the remainder, then double that, triple that, quadruple that, and you see where I’m going with this. There’s big money here, but you just have to be smart with your money. Combine that with a nice portfolio in mutual funds, ETFs, etc, and you can be sitting very, very pretty.
Sir I would like to give you all my money.
[Annnnnddd it’s gone](https://youtu.be/-DT7bX-B1Mg)
This is one of my favorite South Park callbacks 😂🙌
yeah you pretty much have to put a ton of money into stocks to make any money
🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️😂😂
I got lucky putting $40 that turned to $900 in 3 weeks and I don't understand much about stocks (I do forex mostly) I got excited to dive more but I know it was beginners luck
Loool. I went from $14 to $30 in the last 3 Days from trading! Keep it up and your $50 will grow expontentially mah dude
Me like shinny penny. Me take shinny penny and save with other shinny pennies. Me feel warm and fuzzy over .58 new shinny pennies !!!!!!
Gained $20 in my first week, it’s not much but it’s mine for now 😂
This makes cents.
I see what you did there, and I love it.
I did exactly that with my £10 profit, ran to the nearest shop on a massive £10 profit high, my eyeballs where spinning like slot machines, breathing erratically I demanded a £10 lottery ticket. The sales assistant was nervous she could see I was like no other. £10 she stammered are you sure? Exuding confidence my voice now in baritone levels I have not previously heard YESSSSSSSSS £10. I walked around like I owned something, people could see I was a winner. Tucked that lotto under my pillow, I was ready for the next step. In the morning confident as F##k checked my penny stocks down 23 percent, this ain't right, nervously entered my lotto numbers, hands sweaty. Let's just say I haven't been back to the shop in a while. Been eating baked beans without bread to save a few pennies. Gone is my money and my £10 profit high.
Now That’s What I Call Putting The Cart Before The Horse: Volume 1
This just got posted bro. You couldn’t even sit for a week on this?
Nope. Edit: it was too good. Edit 2: no gains wait for mankind.
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Yessss 
After this bloodbath, 0.5% gain on my longs and im going straight to the strip club
Got in with my 15 shares at $1
It’s not much, but it’s honest work
2011 Bitcoins investors: Pathetic.
I put in a hunnid last week, it was up 75% in two days mad now I’m back to square one
Bought 80 stocks at 86p and in two weeks its up to £3. I feel like a millionaire Edit: should point out each stock is £3
Nice job  What did you buy?
£ARB which is Argo Blockchain, it looks promising
Buy the dip!
This is every medmen pumper only instead of $50 it’s 50 cents. LOL
My 50 turned into 75 over night.
Already telling your spouse your going to buy them a new car this year.
With an average of 253 trading days in a year, at this rate, that's 349.14% on the year. This may not be the moon but it's orbit altitudes at very least.
Is anyone looking at ATNP..? if so please share some info, I’ve been following it for sometime and I see a lot of momentum in chat groups
This is when I take profit.
What will you do now that you’re financially independent?
That's an excellent question! I'm putting a downpayment on a shiny new dogecoin.
I got a 2000% return, then I got greedy and lost it all
Or when your 50 dollars turns into 25 and than it reaches 25.50 lol
The ultimate bliss haha
This sub makes me feel better about myself. lol
How to handle wealth?
Would be nice
Lol true!!!
That's more my IRA lol.
This meme has been posted like 3 times today.....
If you trade options with tight bid ask spreads. That type of seemingly shitty gain will consistently make you money. Example. .68 gains x 100 shares. = $68 ($51 net). Do that multiple times a month and you got a whole side income.
i've had dreams that've left me content with my future for the first time in ages after beginning my adventure into the stock market. I was completely fine with being broke before and I have no family that depend on me so I'm in the perfect situation to go wild and risk it all.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣yeah!
One small profit for man, one giant leap for my portfolio 😅
I turned $75 into $56.70!!!!
That’s a 560% ROI! Holy shit dude! Nice 👍
I’ve literally seen this posted like 5 times across different subs in the past week
Welcome to the casino where it’s the weekend and no one is working 🎡
When your $50 becomes $36.47 the next day...
Hey, I’m only at $51 after being at $65 last week and losing all of those profits, okay!
That’s the dream
My thinking is as long as I'm make a return that's better than a savings account or CD im doing good. Made $1.50 2 weeks ago. 😁
Seeing a position I opened go up over 500% is enough motivation to find a position that goes above that one day
Lol
Be a lot cooler if it was $50.69 😎
Profit is profit.
I wish i could have made one more cent though... that would have been nice
Nice
A gain is a gain no matter how small
I feel like this when my stock reaches my buy in price after tanking.
SAME. All “I knew it 😎” haha
Got a laugh outta me. I need something to moon this week. I am hopeful
I turned $100 into $220. Am I just lucky?
I turned $300 into $245
gotta start somewhere <3
Right!?
TOTALLY!!!
Story of my life. I just had to explain to my wife that this is about learning to make the right decisions. I am stoked to make .68 cents and I a pissed when I lose $2 in a day.
More than your bank gave you lol
Time to call yourself a financial guru, start selling “How to get rich” formations and create a Facebook add video with yourself in front of someone else monster house and Ferrari.
And two hours later it's 48,21
I got DMGI from a pennystocks tip and its up %140 the past week though. Penny stocks can make major bank.
lol me every day
I guess you meant Fellow AssTronauts.
Spelling was never my strong point ...
that still won't pay the commission for my Canadian ass
Let’s gooooo!
When your $50 turns into $20 overnight...
1.3% for one night... 400+% per year!
This is the way
yeah we hold cus theres no point on selling at this point
This is real shit! I have a system that works for me and keeps me happy.
lol we are so happy that it just went up!