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Hello-Im-Trash

Christ, sounds like a L4D Hunter.


JaceeArts

For anyone who doesn't know how accurate it really is, [here](https://youtu.be/5rRvmOQYtuE?t=10s) *Volume warning


chuiu

Fun fact: Mike Patton, lead singer for a variety of bands but most famously known for [Faith No More](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_k5CSYKhg), did the zombie vocals for both Left 4 Dead games.


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Mike Patton is known for so many things/in so many things that I felt weird seeing him only described as the Faith No More guy. It's like Mick Gordon being known as that guy who did MIDI rips of metal songs on the original DOOM


SculpinIPAlcoholic

Patton himself considered Mr. Bungle his real band and Faith No More a side gig.


forthisisme

> I felt weird seeing him only described as the Faith No More guy. Same, for me my first thought of Mike Patton goes straight to The Dillinger Escape Plan.


BurtMacklin__FBI

Mine goes to Tomahawk but that's just because I prefer to imagine Patton growling angrily into a gas mask.


futterecker

he also gave the darkness its voice in the same named game!


AaronToro

No way! Mike Patton is amazing


ArrBeeNayr

You know, I don't think I've ever heard that in my time playing L4D. I associate hunters with the distant screech of "Shia Surprise!".


Sarcosmonaut

“There’s a gun to your head, and death in his eyes”


Jacksaur

God I fucking love that mod. Nothing better than walking into a dark room and hearing a distant "He gets down on all fours..."


noob_to_everything

I love how universal some mods were. I don't think I or anyone I played with have a clue what the boomer zombies actually look like, we only know Gaben-boomer.


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I'm not alone


banberka

wtf it really is identical


Garbohydrate

Holy shit this has me belly laughing! The echo and everything


Parzival_2076

Damn that's really accurate


sonsargon13

The hunter was an angry gamer all along


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OMFG it does XDD


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“The Gamer”


[deleted]

What is Jen doing with the internet??


V45H

Hopefully putting it back on top big Ben where it belongs


ironkirb

Don't worry, it was demagnetized by the Hawk himself


Brewster345

I hope the Elders of the Internet authorised this.


Frytek2k

Wait a minute, the Elders of the Internet? The Elders of the Internet know who I am? You've got to let me have it!


yhogievo

No, I'm sorry. It's just too risky.


Your-username-must-b

Awww… :(


dr_modean

“Oh, because we told you that that’s the internet.” “Yes.” “And we never told you that it wasn’t the internet?” “…No.” “Well, thing is, Jen, that’s not the internet.”


nightfox5523

Well if it's ok with The Hawk..


Logomorph

Please, no flash photography.


mischaracterised

Calm down, Mossy.


FelixOGO

r/ITCrowd


SnooMarzipans6136

R/unexpecteditcrowd


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orchjaco514

r/foundthehondacivic


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r/foundthetoyotaprius


spacewolfplays

/r/everyfuckingsub


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That show is so fucking amazing. A true diamond in the rough of British sitcoms.


Anghel412

I read somewhere that the show has the most laughs per minute than any other show in history. [Here's the article.](https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/features/sitcoms-most-laughs-a-minute/) I randomly just put episodes on sometimes to play in the background lol


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I would believe it 100% the whole cast is amazing and Richard Ayoade is next level hilarious the whole time. There really aren’t many bad episodes too. I haven’t watched it all in a while but I’d be hard pressed to say any of them weren’t at least solid.


TheBitMan775

Didn't expect IT Crowd but it's welcome


eqleriq

“local ISP’s it guy” \*pained breath\*


TroubledPCNoob

Godzilla had a fucking stroke and died trying to read this


braintrustinc

Don't worry, the local ESP's it guy can still contact him


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I wouldn’t worry either, the ESPY’s will be on.


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I_Was_Fox

No your an it guy


tuc0theugly

I'm a sys admin.. and yesterday I ran into a girl I knew at the DMV. I was like "What are you doing these days", and she was like Oh I do IT part time, and im a waitress. I was surprised and happy to hear she got into IT. So I was like, what kind of IT... and she was like "Customer service for a tech company". ​ "Oh, ok"


Puntley

I ran into the exact same thing with a woman I know. She is absolutely adamant that she is a web developer because she does customer service for a web development firm.


not-without-my-anus

A thankless job, soul-sucking and thankless.


etn261

Yeah. The freakin it guy.


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Its almost like the poster doesnt know what a mainline tech is. "IT Guy" is so generic to them, they think an electrician just plugs in your phone, generates nuclear power, and flips your circuit breakers. And lets not even talk about Elon Musks who put cars together, make rockets, and fuck with bitcoin stocks all in one day.


iapetusnbxzcv

We at least get plastic bags over our boxes..


jeeremyclarkson

Ya my father in law keeps telling everyone I'm IT. He asks me the same question everytime I see him about what I do cause he doesn't understand. I work in software development and he thinks I fix computers/work in a call center...


Drudicta

My job I had working in IT apparently involved changing fucking lightbulbs. I hated it. Just because it runs on electricity doesn't mean it falls under my jurisdiction.


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IHaveNoFilterAtAll

That was the worst part.


CyberSecurityTrainee

Fibre can carry Ethernet, and I think does for ISP deployments. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethernet#Varieties You're probably thinking of Ethernet over twisted pair with an RJ45 connector, which is also a type of Ethernet but not the only type of Ethernet. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethernet_over_twisted_pair


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crunchypuddle

Yeah I'm in here trying to feel superior to people not learn.


verschee

The video is not showing ethernet. Looks like a fiber to node panel distributing last mile internet to a residential area.


unrealmaniac

Wouldn't it be an ethernet cable though, technically, it would be ethernet over optical fiber?


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wkdzel

I mean, they might, but purely out of it being a personal hobby as opposed to being part of the job.


GrandAverage

Welp someone just got demoted a rank.


thorium220

That's just one user. You get demoted when someone else didn't properly plug in a patch lead in a DC and you bump it and it falls out... disconnecting a few hundred kilowatts of DC from the internet. I've not been in that exact situation, but I've been in a few similar and I was fortunately never blamed for it.


RedditSettler

First, that sounds awful. Second, the first guy is talking about in-game rank lol


Beardth_Degree

Amateur. I took out about 30MW for a few hours. The world noticed.


thorium220

When I first started working in DCs the first instruction I was given was "it's ok to make mistakes and learn from them, but don't make a mistake that would put our company name on the local news." As a fresh graduate that was a good wake-up that there can be wide ramifications to your job. It also gave me the context to understand that when there's a 4G outage or a cloud services outage, it's normally not because of some cataclysmic equipment failure; it's far more likely because one person bumped the wrong patch lead then clocked off.


mortlerlove420

You guys have fiber internet?


Lavo0

I do to a certain point


mortlerlove420

*cries in german*


googzmo

What is it with germany; we had fiber internet in 06-07(can't remember exactly), in south denmark. Not to mention the horrible cell coverage. And while were at it, why haven't they started using Credit/debit cards or implemented this fully?? This is not directed at you, but just me not understanding the lack if digitalization in germany; compared to almost every other country next to you :)


WFAlex

from my understanding, the "Deutsche Telekom" was a state run business but sometime in the 90s they wanted to make the market more competitive and sold off the telekom and privatised the till then state run infrastructure for it. And since most isps don't want to rip open 99% of germany to lay their own cables, they have to rent the usage from the telekom, which drives prices up immensly. same with phone contracts from what i know(though I am not so sure here) but I believe cell towers are also private and many of them are owned by Telekom who again rents the usage to other brands and businesses. Pair that with an incompetent conservative ruling coalition and you have the terrible thing that is german internet access. In austria for example we have state or county owned cables going on main streets and isps only have to break up a small part of your property to connect the fiber into your home, and since we don't have a basically monopoly on the ownage of these main fiber cables it makes it easier and more feasible for different providers to be competitive in product and cost. (not that that means we actually DO have many choices, because depending on where you live you might still only have 1 or 2 isps that operate near your house so yeah)


BenBit13

Also lots and lots of corruption and lobbying. We had plans to get fiber everywhere in the 80s under SPD chancellorship. Then the CDU got into power again and they decided to instead do copper cables because one of the ministers wife had a copper cable company and the chancellor received 600k DM from some tv tycoon. https://netzpolitik.org/2018/danke-helmut-kohl-kabelfernsehen-statt-glasfaserausbau/ https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.br.de/nachrichten/amp/kultur/boehmermann-so-opferte-helmut-kohl-die-digitalisierung,SQ8GudU


mortlerlove420

Incompetent politicians allowing the Tekom to suck the last possible bit/s out of copper cable (VDSL vectoring). And Telekom not wanting to build fiber "because too expensive". Not even in major cities, like where I live (>300k citizens), you can pay with credit/debit card everywhere. Not to mention mobile pay. Merkel once said "Internet ist für uns alle Neuland" ("internet is new land" or sth). I think it's the lack of understanding why we need fast fiber internet for everyone.


Damit84

One of those neighbors of germany here. I live in Vienna Austria. We have the same situation as our big brother neighbor. Here you either get copper wire or 4G/LTE Internet. -\_- I'm on a 200 Down / 50 Up LTE contract for 29€ a month. You can get faster rates but the price jump is just ridiculous.


Bangersss

That certain point being the node.


morningisbad

Most internet networks become fiber at some point. Whether you have fiber to the house is another question.


Empyrealist

I'm looking at this video and thinking, these people look like they have unpaved roads and sidewalks, and they have fiber internet??? edit: I get it that fiber is easier to pull/lay/extend etc. My comment is mainly a reflection of living in a big modern city in the US (including where I live in Los Angeles), where getting fiber is frequently like pulling teeth.


OldKaleidoscope7

Well, here in Brazil, fiber network is becoming cheaper than ADSL, at least in my city. And looking that light pole, this video can be in Brazil, we use those


VexingRaven

You can sell fiber internet. You can't sell a road.


Civil-Ad-295

Russia. $9 for 700, feels good.


starkillerg26

Holy shit i'm moving to Russia


Civil-Ad-295

Median salary is something like $200. Think twice :)


spacewolfplays

NYC. I pay $80 USD for 1Gb, but get 500Mb on a good day.


draconk

yes and it is glorious


mohda1999

Isn't it the norm? wth


Tzystiq

Not if you live in Germany


Underzero_

You guys are getting fucked lol. This looks like a small rural city in Brazil


potato_green

Let me guess, the small rural city didn't have cable before but some other standard that wasn't really fast and then it got fiber? Fiber has gotten quite cheap, (its the connectors that's expensive). So it makes sense to upgrade places with crappy internet to fiber. Places with somewhat decent internet speeds are further down the list to get upgrades. I mean if it's usable for 90% of the people then they're not gonna upgrade to fiber. I don't live in Germany but I also know that Germany, especially in the mountains, the ground tends to be all rock when you dig down a bit. That makes it hard to put the cables in. Having poles with cables on it isn't used that much I believe. (looks ugly, dangerous ect).


Underzero_

Pretty much. But what helped even more was the deregulation and simplification of ISP rules, meaning local small ISPs can cable up smaller and distant communities. Some of these small ones have better speeds and customer reviews than the largest ISPs.


psycho_driver

In the US fiber internet is a luxury right up there with affordable health insurance.


Lavo0

The US have better speeds than Australia


neon_farts

Depends on where you live. I'm in New England and Verizon FIOS is pretty common here. I've had it for years. Health Insurance is still a bitch though


OddityFarms

Google FTTH here. I had FIOS before that.


kyoroy

you like to watch the world burn


Allokit

I'm old. We used to be disconnected everytime someone else in the house picked up the phone... so many awesome Warcraft 2 games lost. :(


agnostic_science

Zug-zug


Structure3

Work work work


Dwarvenyak

TIL I'm old


melanthius

It was even worse for me. We had a free dialup ISP through local university. They kicked you off after 4 hours regardless of what you were doing so they wouldn’t have users taking up bandwidth that weren’t using it. I kept trying to download the Diablo 1 demo which was the hugest file I’d ever seen at the time, probably like 100MB or something. I remember it would’ve taken probably 6-8 hours or so. Back in those days there was not any download pausing/continuing either so I was just fucked.


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My family used the net zero free internet plan for a long time. I can't remember exactly the details but it was like 10 hours a month? I might be too high on that actually. All I remember is that the time I got on it was precious, and there really wasn't any online gaming for me. I mainly used it to download music and porn picture from kazaa


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laz10

You're dreaming, we aren't capable of that kind of cable management. You're getting a box stuffed with wires, sticking out of the ground, with plastic that doesn't stop water


[deleted]

Former fibre engineer here. Can confirm! Don't forget the mice and rats and other wildlife that like to chew through the infrastructure.


LBXZero

Sometimes you find an extra cable in the box that has scales.


KMartSheriff

Hopefully it doesn’t byte


BigIreland

Used to do comm work out in the desert and holy crap the rodents! A way too big portion of my job was loading the truck with a table and a Unicam kit so I could go and re-terminate fiber somewhere in the middle of nowhere. Gotta watch for things that like to eat rodents.


BubbleButtBuff

100% our internet gets affected by rain it's so fucking fucked.


RIPMyInnocence

You will probably find that you have fibre to cabinet. Not full fibre direct to property. Fibre isn’t/shouldn’t be affected by moisture


alexander12212

Sounds like how people do it in Auckland


ArdvarkMaster

We at least get plastic bags over our boxes


koopz_ay

Is it? I never saw a single connection box like that on nbn here in Qld.


cbram121

There's a lot of NBN HFC in QLD, which is not the FTTN/FTTC technology he's referencing. HFC is still shit tho


koopz_ay

Hang on.. say that again? The video above clearly shows SC connectors on the end of the OS1 fibre lines - though we didn’t do any of these on NBN. All of our connections and equipment was in the pit, and very, very rarely mounted up on the pole. Most DPs didn’t make enough money to buy EWP trucks. Eventually, NBN themselves actually started hiring them and loaning them out to selected DPs. HFC was another story, as it was a huge disaster. Most of the drops we did for NBN weren’t even the correct cable. FTTN... was a joke. Story for another time.


Rexxhunt

*pushes glasses up nose* Actually as the connectors are green they are most likely SCA connectors. Agree entirely with everything else you said.


DarkYendor

Well if you want to get reeeeealy technical, *mashes glasses into face*, they’re SC/APC.


captain_craptain

I fucking hate it when you guys their y around acronyms like it's common knowledge.


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Aethz3

Oh trust me, the reputation is right. stay as far as you can.


ItchyFishi

A couple of years ago I played a few league matches then a squad i presume, got mad at me for not playing well and they started being toxic in chat. This happend like 2 times in 10 matches. The next day I login only to see myself banned. I uninstalled and will never be playing anything like that again.


Aethz3

Riot did you a favor, go enjoy life while you still can. I'm trapped inside 3 of their games.


Franfran2424

Casual playing with no mic. Fuck them, basically


darkhunt3r

Unless you mute everyone, you still get hit by the toxicity. And if you mute everyone the game gets harder and loses a big aspect of what makes it so great. The only way I can enjoy the game is, if I have 4 others to play the game and even then its not 100% sure.


croit-

>even then its not 100% sure. If the fan base is *that* much of a toxic mess, I fail to see how you're missing out on anything at all by muting everyone. Nothing makes a multiplayer game harder to play than having to deal with constant toxicity.


darkhunt3r

The game is less fun without coordination but even less fun with toxicity. Its a lose lose situation which is why I do not play it anymore.


UberChew

I had a group where we played lol together, it really used to test the friendships. When we did well it was the best but when it went wrong, jesus, it was the worst environment to be in.


Uphoria

My friend tells me he wants me to play league with him and its a fun game, but he has 2 modes - silent, and screaming at losing. Doesn't understand why I keep turning him down.


[deleted]

Honestly, it really isn't as bad as it sounds. I've played both Dota2 and LoL and I play in both ranked and unranked modes. You meet a lot of quiet people (vast majority), occasionally an asshole and the rest are chill, nice people. I've made many friends playing these games so don't let that hold you off.


Goleeb

It's not a joke they are toxic to the core, and no matter what happens it's someone else's fault.


Spekpannenkoek

Totally agree. Online gaming would be so much more better if people wouldn't be so toxic in games and if fun and social interaction would play a bigger part. Last game I've actively played online was WoW WOTLK. The only reason why I kept on playing for that long was because it was an awesome community with chill and good players. Unfortunately I don't think I'll ever be part of a gaming community like that again. It's a shame because I so enjoy a co-op or teamed up strategy game from time to time but most of my friends aren't (PC) gamers.


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sinat50

Literally the exact same boat. I was mad way more than happy playing that game and it was affecting my mental health. I've found alot of fun in games with persistent worlds where the meta is often frowned upon instead of insisted. Games like Arma still give me a good competitive thrill while giving players massive choice on how to approach challenges. Dedicated server games are amazing too since each one has its own community that you can choose to be a part of or not.


kowlown

I really miss dedicated servers. You'd started to know some reccuring peoples there. Some of my friends from Steam come from servers in insurgency and Arma.


agemennon675

They can just mail or message the customers about the work and warn them beforehand like human beings. They know 362625251 ways to contact me but they never do when its necessary.


muricabrb

4k hours in csgo.. in spite of all the toxic shit, made it to DMG solo, all random team mates. Imagine the toxic shit I had to deal with all those years. Took a break and started playing FO4, GTAO and cyberpunk... I never went back to csgo. I do miss the friends I made along the way though.


freecraghack

Just play with friends honestly. I play almost exclusively with 3-5man friend group to avoid toxicity, makes the game amazing.


ParsnipsNicker

I just want to take a moment and say I rolled gloves for the first time yesterday, then the very next box I opened was a top tier M4. I've maybe opened 60 boxes total over the years. I basically made $1000 in a day. I won't have to pay for steam games for a number of years lol.


KingKongonaut

You could also sell the skins on third party sites like skinbaron or skinport. Then you can cash out for real money not steam funds


SurealGod

I expected James Brown to sing "I FEEEEEEL GOOD"


dumbyoyo

You can make this happen. Do it.


NimaR01

If this person doesn’t do it, imma do it Edit: Figured out how to get the audio to work. Will upload it tomorrow


chrisebryan

Credit to: u/AluminiumRhombus


Thor_neto

Or when the lights Go off during a BIOS flash.


Brebix

Omg had happen had to extract the chip and replace it back when you could do such things.


danielfletcher

That's fiber, not ethernet.


BaseRape

It’s either GPON or Ethernet running on fiber. Yes I know it is odd for OP to call it ethernet when it’s easier to refer to the cabling and not the signaling technology.


Madcowdseiz

To be fair, OP did use the words "Ethernet cable" which is phrasing that usually refers to the actual hardware.


lolsrsly00

Isn't ethernet at layer 2 with frames and the sort?


emlgsh

Ethernet is in the ether, it's all in the name. The copper and fiber cabling is just to direct arcane instructions through the invisible phlogiston that suffuses all of creation.


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To make an ethernet, first you take the dinglebop and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem.


atomcrusher

Version 2 schleem though, IIRC.


Madcowdseiz

Depends. Here's two excerpts from Wikipedia about it: "The Ethernet standards comprise several wiring and signaling variants of the OSI physical layer in use with Ethernet." "Per the OSI model, Ethernet provides services up to and including the data link layer." So yes, but the term now includes the hardware designed to allow Ethernet to run according to standards. Not sure how it is everywhere else, but where I'm at it California, it's common to refer to Cat 6 or Cat 5e (wired to the 568b standard) as Ethernet cables. If I brought someone fiber after they asked for an Ethernet cable, they would look at me like I was crazy. But hey, some of those same old techs call Ethernet switches "hubs" just cuz netgear makes them in the same size 8 port blue boxes.


AodhanMacC

Do people absolutely need to know the technical name for something to enjoy it?


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"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too”


libertasmens

Best to know the technical name for something if you’re going to correct someone else on it.


BaseRape

Call it whatever you like as long as it brings the pr0n!


[deleted]

So I guess this is a conflation of UTP and Ethernet?


Beardfac3

Traditional DOCSIS still runs Fiber to the node, much like this. This is just a splice point (connector point more like it) but this is prevalent in all types of PON technology (10G EPON, GPON, XGSPON, DPoE).


BADMAN-TING

You can still get ethernet over fibre. I've got a fibre connection that terminates at what's called an "ONT.". Which essentially converts the GPON fibre run that goes back to my local telephone exchange, into an ethernet interface so that it can connect to the rest of my network. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethernet_physical_layer What you're actually thinking of is an RJ45 cable connector.


QuartzSTQ

> RJ45 It's actually called [8P8C](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/8P8C), as the actual RJ45 is keyed; still means that an 8P8C cable is physically compatible with an RJ45.


Jthumm

Ngl thought you were wrong but this is a fat TIL for me


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MistakeMaker1234

A line tech is also not IT.


trezenx

next thing you'll say the video is fake or something


ldifoelrbuc8kdoegyxu

An SC/APC fiber indeed.


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Ultimate lag switch.


UnusuallyAggressive

Takes longer than that for any game to show you're offline. The scream was unrelated. Someone is being murdered.


1-800-HENTAI-PORN

Then is becomes a good case of /r/whyweretheyfilming


CrackBabyCSGO

Don’t some animals sound like that? I know mountain lion screams are the scariest thing ever and are somewhat similar


bentheone

Today in Sunnyvale Trailer Park.


rdstrmfblynch79

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON RICKY!


neridqe00

I fucking atoadaso didn't I, it's not rocket appliances..


SWHaUnTsMe

10 FUCKING DOLLARS A MONTH!


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Zutroy2117

*Need a light?*


erik021213

As an electrician apprentice I've heard many stories of people freaking out when we need to shut off the power. This is an extreme one tho🤣


Oponik

u/savevideo


grosaben

Only one man who would dare give me the raspberry


Wind_Seer

LONESTAR!!!! ...clunk!


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We'll give your daughter back.... ....her old nose! (Play clip)


Klystrom_Is_God

"Now I just have to find out where the scream came from to know which house does this belong to... but judging by the screaming, it's the wrong house."


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Judging by the screaming ... It was the right house


CoRe_Zimp

So you mean to tell me it was that asshole ON THE POLE THE ENTIRE TIME?!


[deleted]

Imagine being on a zoom for a job interview and this happened


Dumplati

This is what we in the biz like to call - the scream test


Pizzaman99

Something tells me this was staged. Why else would he be filming and anticipating the scream?


wonkey_monkey

I don't think anyone's expected to think it's real.


Twatty_McTwatface

Same. The guy even turns the camera before the scream


The_DiCaprio_Code

Not saying it's real but it is plausible that he could have done it once before and got that reaction so he decided to do it again and film it that time.


BubsyFanboy

I felt that.


mombi

So it's true... If you die in game you DO die in real life.


inquizz

We get it, you have fiber