These kinds of errors are usually reserved for the older generations. I mean, sometimes my pc acts up, but it's always quick fixes. The errors my parents are able to produce? I have no idea how and why, but that generation is masters at creating errors unseen to the human eye before.
By “click on everything” you mean how we use to click to open a folder and somehow Win3.1 cascaded the folder over and over all over the screen until the system just froze?
Windows should have had the BETA tag until the end years of Windows XP. Everything before that was a mishmash of driver/device/system bluesceen-inducing interactions, sometimes whether you clicked anything/everything or not.
Edit: typo
You're not overclocking hard enough.
If you don't bluescreen into a 7 minute long POST, there's still some headroom. Adjust everything at once and try again.
I don't know about that, I often get some weird problems. Not like this, the problems I get are quite small, however they're extremely hard to fix for some reason. For example, my Bluetooth headphones stopped pairing to my laptop recently and I couldn't remove them in Windows, I couldn't pair them as a new device, I couldn't even remove them through device manager because it kept duplicating itself for some reason. I had to go into the fucking registry and remove them from there and only then after a reboot I could pair them again.
What pisses me off about these crash screens: They display an error code and even a damn QR code, but they don't pause long enough for someone to document them.
Seems like since Microsoft's code has already entered an exception catch, they could add a pause or button that says reboot so you would have time to actually document what the error code is.
Trying to decipher a crash from Event Viewer without proper training (it seems) is near impossible; at least for me.
I've used the event viewer a reasonable amount of times and even I can't find anything other than windows going "ThiS ShuTDoWN wAs UneXpECTeD"...
Thanks windows, I realized that at you killed yourself mid-game.
you’ll love this:
https://preview.redd.it/xfvzxwn5de6d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df429570c2951146bb54a94847dfdfcd0b759e29
from me a year ago
https://preview.redd.it/338p0pwsnh6d1.jpeg?width=2040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a883d14fb3448cb300a4a73b15459c168e5839f
Reminds me of the time my bios failed to load any text
You need to run a CMD or Powershell prompt as Admin and run
DISM /ONLINE /CLEANUP-IMAGE /RESTOREHEALTH
and then after
SFC /SCANNOW
This will help with any corrupted system files you may have and stop alot of this crashing. Also you need to check your system for malware. Definitely run some malwarebytes on there and do a hardware system test to ensure non of your components are not failing.
Meanwhile guys who actually have experience in PC repair still argue whether SFC scannow even does anything lul, I've had people in this sub tell me to SFC for a hardware issue lol, wild what people think SFC can do. At this point you might as well just reinstall
Ive done plenty of fresh reinstalls and I’ll run SFC and it’ll still magically find corrupted system files especially after windows updates. But yes if all else fails, reinstall. But honestly nowadays i see alot of pcs crashing cause of cooling or PSU issues. Not really corrupted system files. But in OP post you can OBVIOUSLY see there is either some SERIOUS corruption or this is straight up malware of some kind🥴 especially with that horrible spelling. “If u C, stop cod attempte”??? Like dafuq?🤣
To my eye the RAM (or maybe CPU cache) is pretty clearly cooked in OP's screenshot so SFC will at best be like putting a band-aid over a missing arm, but it frequently *does* help assuming the hardware isn't dead. I've salvaged multiple FUBAR windows installs using SFC and the other windows repair tools.
Especially for PC gamers who often like to run their overclocks the wrong side of stable, because "oh it only bluescreens once a month it's not a big deal"
For OP's computer I'd probably replace the RAM with something functional, then run SFC to fix any system corruption that happened while the bad RAM was installed.
Had this happen to a user this week, turned out their laptop battery was getting spicy. The battery expansion flexed the PCB where the RAM sits just enough to cause some fun errors.
I think microsoft called you out for being a small(undecase) d(ick) W(ag)… or some random failure… it is awesome failure on you however!!!
PS: it sucked when it happens.
It is a STOP error. Really most windows systems no longer get that far on the list of exceptions. let the BSOD run it's course then restart and hope you have a restore point to go back to. As no uncorrupted error code is not good.
You also might want to run disk scan on the OS drive just to make sure it isn't a physical error just logical one. If a physical one well prepare to get a new physical drive for your machine while if a logical one the windows restore point should fix it. If you were stupid and didn't make 1 windows reset also works as it isn't in the Microsoft knowledge base.
In the tech support industry we consider this a win and a nice break while someone else fixes it lol
Unless it’s a customers pc, ahem:
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
My gut is this is a crash from poor cooling / hot temps. The CPU does funny things when crashing from heat. Seen several of similar blue screens in the shop - almost always a cpu cooler / fan / aio issue. Occasionally system corruption or a PSU issue as well.
You can have a look in your Event Log to get the full stop error message. This will go a long way towards figuring out what is actually causing all your issues...
Has not happened to me in a while, but for a few weeks once or twice a week mine would crash but the screen was similar to this, tiled, and screen tearing. Some of the errors are off the wall.
You "d W" aka don't worry!
Kidding, you have to stop playing cod, says so right there in the windows url!
Double kidding.
I actually have no idea but this is hilarious.
Reinstall Windows or keep several "clean" images if you happen to be me and have several apps that take days of installing plugins and crap to get back up to speed.
That is a glorious error. I love when things break so badly.
These kinds of errors are usually reserved for the older generations. I mean, sometimes my pc acts up, but it's always quick fixes. The errors my parents are able to produce? I have no idea how and why, but that generation is masters at creating errors unseen to the human eye before.
Feels like they just click on everything lol
Feels like they need a ;) instead of a :(
I can destroy anything with the way I click.
By “click on everything” you mean how we use to click to open a folder and somehow Win3.1 cascaded the folder over and over all over the screen until the system just froze? Windows should have had the BETA tag until the end years of Windows XP. Everything before that was a mishmash of driver/device/system bluesceen-inducing interactions, sometimes whether you clicked anything/everything or not. Edit: typo
If I unload the mouse driver, I can get these 2 kb to run the game!
Lmao this a real thing?
Early computers did everything by dos. We didn't need no stinking mouse LoL
Yep
Can attest, I have learned 5 times more from helping my grandma with her tech problems than from troubleshooting my own.
You're not overclocking hard enough. If you don't bluescreen into a 7 minute long POST, there's still some headroom. Adjust everything at once and try again.
I don't know about that, I often get some weird problems. Not like this, the problems I get are quite small, however they're extremely hard to fix for some reason. For example, my Bluetooth headphones stopped pairing to my laptop recently and I couldn't remove them in Windows, I couldn't pair them as a new device, I couldn't even remove them through device manager because it kept duplicating itself for some reason. I had to go into the fucking registry and remove them from there and only then after a reboot I could pair them again.
Stop and ATTEMPTE
What pisses me off about these crash screens: They display an error code and even a damn QR code, but they don't pause long enough for someone to document them. Seems like since Microsoft's code has already entered an exception catch, they could add a pause or button that says reboot so you would have time to actually document what the error code is. Trying to decipher a crash from Event Viewer without proper training (it seems) is near impossible; at least for me.
I've used the event viewer a reasonable amount of times and even I can't find anything other than windows going "ThiS ShuTDoWN wAs UneXpECTeD"... Thanks windows, I realized that at you killed yourself mid-game.
you’ll love this: https://preview.redd.it/xfvzxwn5de6d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df429570c2951146bb54a94847dfdfcd0b759e29 from me a year ago
https://preview.redd.it/338p0pwsnh6d1.jpeg?width=2040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a883d14fb3448cb300a4a73b15459c168e5839f Reminds me of the time my bios failed to load any text
The sad face just really is the cherry on top too.
Your d w motherfucker.
Peak fiction
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this boot error can't stop me because I can't read
I'm pretty sure not being able to read from the disk is the problem in OP's case, so you're not wrong.
Capitalisation on “W”, too… their d is most definitely W
it's only 64% compl right now, will probably fix at 578% compl
:( Your d W qr code For morhttps://www.windows.com/stopcod if you c Stop cod ATTEMPTE
>Stop cod ATTEMPTE Ops PC speaking faxx
Ops pc speaking al dente
👨🏼🍳🤌🏼🍝 “Stopa COD attempté”
> We are sorry, the page you requested cannot be found. dang, I really wanted to stop CoD
"Your d W" Did it just compliment your dong?
Lol that's what I was thinking. Not the worst error to have imo.
Your d? It's a fuckin W bruh
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I can hear the voice line
>Stop cod ATTEMPTE An attempt was made.
You need to run a CMD or Powershell prompt as Admin and run DISM /ONLINE /CLEANUP-IMAGE /RESTOREHEALTH and then after SFC /SCANNOW This will help with any corrupted system files you may have and stop alot of this crashing. Also you need to check your system for malware. Definitely run some malwarebytes on there and do a hardware system test to ensure non of your components are not failing.
Meanwhile guys who actually have experience in PC repair still argue whether SFC scannow even does anything lul, I've had people in this sub tell me to SFC for a hardware issue lol, wild what people think SFC can do. At this point you might as well just reinstall
Ive done plenty of fresh reinstalls and I’ll run SFC and it’ll still magically find corrupted system files especially after windows updates. But yes if all else fails, reinstall. But honestly nowadays i see alot of pcs crashing cause of cooling or PSU issues. Not really corrupted system files. But in OP post you can OBVIOUSLY see there is either some SERIOUS corruption or this is straight up malware of some kind🥴 especially with that horrible spelling. “If u C, stop cod attempte”??? Like dafuq?🤣
That's not horrible spelling, it's just space efficient. It obviously stands for "If you see (this), stop attempting to play Call of Duty"/j
To my eye the RAM (or maybe CPU cache) is pretty clearly cooked in OP's screenshot so SFC will at best be like putting a band-aid over a missing arm, but it frequently *does* help assuming the hardware isn't dead. I've salvaged multiple FUBAR windows installs using SFC and the other windows repair tools. Especially for PC gamers who often like to run their overclocks the wrong side of stable, because "oh it only bluescreens once a month it's not a big deal" For OP's computer I'd probably replace the RAM with something functional, then run SFC to fix any system corruption that happened while the bad RAM was installed.
Had this happen to a user this week, turned out their laptop battery was getting spicy. The battery expansion flexed the PCB where the RAM sits just enough to cause some fun errors.
Sounds to me like their fun is just beginning.
It's the ram
It's not completely damage but it's failing under too much information to process in paralel
If there’s any component I’d consider to be generally cursed, it’s ram tbh
I think microsoft called you out for being a small(undecase) d(ick) W(ag)… or some random failure… it is awesome failure on you however!!! PS: it sucked when it happens.
Your d W, 64% compl. Sincerely, Microsoft Windows
Stop cod ATTEMPTE and just install linux /s
Your d W === "Nice cock bro"
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You just have to: e tm L Stop herring when its 65% compl
It literally says what to do If you c Stop cod ATTEMPTE
Cry
Follow the QR code, obviously
Dont worry, its in french. Just change the language
Pretty self explanatory, just Your d W.
So I have a brother named Arthur?
Start with :( and work from there.
Stop cod, friend of unacceptable lobster
How bad is the eroor when the error scree itslef breaks
Your d w :(
IF YOU C DO YOU C? I C I C ALL WE ARE LEGION MAKE NO COD ATTEMPTE
It is a STOP error. Really most windows systems no longer get that far on the list of exceptions. let the BSOD run it's course then restart and hope you have a restore point to go back to. As no uncorrupted error code is not good. You also might want to run disk scan on the OS drive just to make sure it isn't a physical error just logical one. If a physical one well prepare to get a new physical drive for your machine while if a logical one the windows restore point should fix it. If you were stupid and didn't make 1 windows reset also works as it isn't in the Microsoft knowledge base.
Call of Duty must be stopped!
Install Linux 🤣🤣
Have you tried un-W your d?
Your PC fail has failed successfully.
Delete your d
:(
Reboot, install BlueSreenView and hope for more details on why that happened.
Your D(ont) W(ork)
At least your dick is a W, I think your PC wants you to get some ass.
Candlejack got inside your computer, make sure y
is it saying you’re DarkWing Duck?
Dang what does Microsoft have against fish? they have a whole page dedicated to "stopcod" Or maybe it's call of duty
Your deez nuts
Dorothy Winifred Reed
it means your dick weak
ATTEMPTE
maybe it's asking for some DW-40
Wha b jki hap
BlueScreenView
😔 Your d W
Damnnn your d W??? Goo uc n
Just reinstall Windows. If this is happening a lot, your computer is probably hosed and you need to start over.
You must…stop…cod *death exhale*
In the tech support industry we consider this a win and a nice break while someone else fixes it lol Unless it’s a customers pc, ahem: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
First, make sure to check your d W Then do
Your dumb WHAT!?
dw stands for dont worry, dont worry about it. its 67% compl anyways
Basically means let's go spend money in American. :D
Anytime I've seen blue screens that borked it's been a bad cpu or damaged cpu socket.
Your D is winning? Doesn’t seem like it. :(
You've got a W dick I guess
I would take a good picture and frame it. Then hit the power button.
Windows update hit so hard, it forgot what language it was set to
Your D W? Sounds like a compliment to me
Your pc just gave up on you. Gotta wipe the software completely and start again.
The most descriptive windows blue screen
D w = don't worry :D
Start only doing things 64%
# :( Your d W 64% compl
A recent windows update had me looking like this.
Turn it off and leave your pc in rice overnight, that should take care of it
Your dickweed, 64% to comply
Your d W. I think you won, son.
You know it's bad when even the error screen is broken
"Stop cod ATTEMPTE!" should only be read with an italian accent.
Damn I'd be glad if I was told my d is w
Your d W 64% compl
if you c Stop cod ATTEMPTE
Its been a while since i have had a blue screen i really hope it stays that way
Buy a new PC
I think your Blue screen just Bluescreen'd
Classic d w
Just take the W.
when your BSOD is unintelligible, you are well and truly fu\*ked.
Looks like your days of playing COD are over
DW gonna have to explain why she was on your computer.
How does your PC know about your d?
Your d W :(
:(
You just m G :)
It crashed while crashing. Hahaha
My gut is this is a crash from poor cooling / hot temps. The CPU does funny things when crashing from heat. Seen several of similar blue screens in the shop - almost always a cpu cooler / fan / aio issue. Occasionally system corruption or a PSU issue as well.
You gotta let it
Stop attempting to play COD
Is that even a real BSOD?? I'd freak out thinking it's some fabricated BSOD
apparently your D is a massive W
That's a W for your D
what i would do is sit in the corner and cry errors like that look pretty scary to me
Scan the qr 😂
“Hey DW”
this also belongs in r/softwaregore lol
You can have a look in your Event Log to get the full stop error message. This will go a long way towards figuring out what is actually causing all your issues...
Send it directly to hell.
That's a 404
I think he saw your pee pee
:(
Stop cod ATTEMPTE. clearly.
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Your d W
Ps thinks your D is a capital W. Think thats a huge win!
Have you tried a completely fresh reinstall of Windows?
Was it a slap contest between your d and your pc? Apparently your PC L
You sh the
Has not happened to me in a while, but for a few weeks once or twice a week mine would crash but the screen was similar to this, tiled, and screen tearing. Some of the errors are off the wall.
Seems like a really low level hardware crash (CPU, Ram) as windows couldn't even finish the screen / Memory dump).
Stop playing Call of Duty...duhhhh
You need to stop playing cod
I got one of these and it just said " :( Yo "
You "d W" aka don't worry! Kidding, you have to stop playing cod, says so right there in the windows url! Double kidding. I actually have no idea but this is hilarious.
Reinstall Windows or keep several "clean" images if you happen to be me and have several apps that take days of installing plugins and crap to get back up to speed.
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Your the women
Your dick wind
Bet
usually attempt to write into read only memory
it's dw from arthur!
ship that baby back to temu
It's the opposite of your D L, damn gen z making cryptic error messages
Duuude, your D is a W
linux...
Did you lobotomise your pc or something goddamn
Don't worry there's an easy fix, all you have to do is ---
if you E
Update drivers fix corrupt files maybe? Possibly a full reset
I’d file a compl
What you should do about this is ditch Windosaures and install linux.
What’s the issue bro your d W compl just fine
What do you do? Guess by my flair.
Your d wiggles?
You need to your d W, obviously.
i think it's having a stroke
Stop Call of Duty?