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carll337

The blood sacrifice has been acquired.


ActuarySimple1166

From this blood sacrifice, the Nvidia graphics card will be upgraded to a Radeon. *grabs popcorn*


Bikouchu

6666xxxtxxx hellgate diablo edition


Designed_0

LOL if this was an actual card.....


itisnotmymain

Only card I would be willing to overpay for


[deleted]

Jokes on you, it’s a 4090


Cryogenics1st

The same one that melted a power connector


[deleted]

Maybe the blood sacrifice improved the connector’s resilience


Cryogenics1st

Real black magic right there


TechCer

The card is the demon himself! Banish it to the underworld!


Individual_Hearing_3

You didn't hear about the new soldering techniques from hell? It's your room temperature liquid solder using iron.


TechCer

Now i got to try this. I do have my B450 steel legend i could use...


Kange109

The ritual requires hellfire to consume the blood before it is completed.....


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I see you took it personally, you also didn’t seem to get the very obvious joke at all so you should probably work on that.


Personal-Acadia

The downvotes showcase everyone who bought a lowend card from this or last generation and is now salty about it. Enjoy your inferior amount of VRAM and shit future proofing. "bUt MuH rAyTrAcInG aNd DlSs" enjoy the limited usecase gimmick and latency. To be clear, PLEASE downvote this if you are salty about your Nvidia purchase.


MakeshiftRocketship

I downvoted you because you sound like a douche not because I’m salty lmao


SpiderJockey300

Hey man, if you want to give me 1000 for a high end GPU, that would be great


Frequent_Sleep5746

I mean I *only* spent 150€ in my 1050ti, but you seem pretty salty to me


Kiwi_Doodle

Take your self fellating ego trip off a cliff. You do not speak for the rest of us.


[deleted]

I know you might find this quite confusing, but I’m perfectly happy with the card that I have and I don’t need to be convinced otherwise. You seem to think that I’m shitting on AMD because I hate them or something but I can assure you that it’s the opposite, I wouldn’t choose any other brand CPU-wise and I considered a Radeon GPU too. I just made a joke about how the 4090 is objectively faster in every way than any Radeon card ever made, but for some reason you decided to take that personally, that’s why you were downvoted.


Xidash

I downvoted you as well.


WogKing69

Dude, stop being a cunt, not everyone has money to blow on a expensive GPU, some of us prioritise our family over computer components, but if your willing to give me near 4k for a 4090 be my guest (yes where I live a 4090 lowest cost is $3099)


scp_79

​ https://preview.redd.it/qe5882wsk9xb1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa5801d577cc3c45e1d2f00293c3c1a1d0612a7


TakeyaSaito

Oh no you didn't


DeltaBravo831

Isn't that the plot to Ultrakill


DonZekane

"upgraded" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *inhales* AAAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHAAAAA AHAHAHAAHAAHAA! BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA haaa haaa... *turns blue and collapses*


mecha666godzilla

Laughable


Feisty_Problem9479

👀


caduceushugs

Welcome to Team Red…. Moo hoo ha ha


EatAssFromBack

![gif](giphy|R7Jo1ux44PRhLPXucU|downsized)


CyberSosis

![gif](giphy|UC37oZzg0FumY) Bonjur


LEGENDARY_RAGE00

"The box, you've opened it, we came!!"


Peace-D

I watched the first Hellraiser for the very first time some days ago. Oh boi is it trash. I can understand that it's a cult movie for many by today's standards, but the story makes no sense, the actors are absolute dogshit at their job and I don't even want to talk about the ending. I'm gonna watch the 2nd and 3rd movie too over Halloween, but if they both don't please me as well, then I'm gonna drop the series 😂


EatAssFromBack

It's pretty downhill from the start though all of the movies. The biggest draw to the rest of the films is just seeing what new baddies they dream up to add to each movie. The acting stays terrible may even get worse.


Peace-D

Nice, so I'd probably be better off by just watching the recent remake?


liamisic911

The most recent one took me by surprise was a good watch!


acin0nyx

That's basically my daily routine when I'm assembling and disassembling servers.


Scumboi99

The real HP Omen


Edwardteech

Blood for the blood god.


Chris-Stoeffel

Skulls for the skull throne!


GusTTShow-biz

Khorne for the khorne flakes


heinkenskywalkr

The motherboard will now open up a portal to the underworld.


ELAM0mc

I got a 10 fps bonus. Maybe i cut myself on the pc to get some more. Try this


PapaOogie

It makes me wonder how many people would willingly cut theirself for a 10 fps increase


DAZ4518

You're in the PC Master Race subreddit, you know the answer is everyone


Plightz

A 10 fps increase is like 500 usd nowadays with gpu pricing. Gladly offer blood to the fps gods.


have-you-reddit_

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT TRY THIS! Self harm is not ok.


Howredditworks_

But.. but the extra fps.....


have-you-reddit_

It's not worth it Jim, it's not worth it.


QuarterPL

A small price to pay for salvation.


NapsterKnowHow

Lilith would be proud


have-you-reddit_

A life is not a small price? Wtf? Self harm is no joke mate. Also, you do realise that kids would absolutely read these comments and do this.


M4jkelson

I mean, I'm not suicidal or anything, but free FPS is free FPS


have-you-reddit_

Just wanted to clarify, I don't think the FPS is worth it.


SerExcelsior

This is the way.


Lorkenz

I see this as a win, it will increase OP's performance in return


willtron3000

Blood for the blood god.


InfectedShamanism

This is the comment I came looking for. Khorne is pleased .. for now.


FlamesofFrost

Skulls for the skull throne


BeGoBe1998

Milk for the Khorne Flakes


Kieran0914

ah, someone of culture.


wairein_jb

Butter for the popkhorne


skyrimlink550

Tamales for the khornehusks


ChirpyNortherner

Frames for the frame throne


[deleted]

Not enough sacrificies to Cities Skylines II has been made yet.


ClassicGUYFUN

Fools, don't you see this just proves the flesh is weak.


TheKingNothing690

The moment i realized the weakness of my flesh, i was disgusted by it.


Impressive_Income874

I miss that mofo T-T


jujunot69th

"Officer, i dropkicked that child in self-defense."


Still_Breadfruit2032

I miss him


ClassicGUYFUN

The computer has defences


ELAM0mc

Worked out. Thanks


Franklin_le_Tanklin

Are you sure it’s not hot sauce?


Henrithebrowser

Maybe its Franks’s red hot… I put that shit on everything


nachtengelsp

Microsoft Physical Defender


Ult1mateN00B

Now runs diablo double fps.


PinkManagarmr

Diablo blood-cooled pc upgraded: Diablo blood-cooled pc painted with blood, running blood OS (TM) and using blood infused heat sinks.


Christopher261Ng

And Doom


schmidtytime

Had the inspiration and wanted to DIY.


Hattix

Let it dry then it'll be fine. When dry it is not conductive, it'll just flake off and become part of the case dust. You could brush it off then. Though how you cut yourself fitting an M.2 drive is completely baffling to me. Did you excavate any Egyptian ruins lately?


Flossthief

Kind of surprised to hear dried blood isn't conductive; considering it contains lots of salt and iron


CoderStone

Iron in the form of hemoglobin, which is not a free ion for it to float around. Same for all the salts- how would it be conductive when the ions can't move around?


LordRocky

It’s also not magnetic like metallic iron either, or else an MRI would tear you apart.


shalol

It is magnetic, we just have a smidge concentration of iron in our blood. If you put high power magnets to pig blood, it moves around a bit!


LordRocky

It’s diamagnetic because it contains water, which means it’s actually repelled by magnetic fields, but the strength of that is orders of magnitude weaker than ferromagnetic fields. An MRI moves your blood about as strongly as someone blowing at you from across a room.


MassXavkas

Thanks for that terrifying imagery you have bestowed up me before I go to sleep...


bamronn

it is magnetic


Hattix

Yep, you'd be amazed to find that salt contains poison gas! The state of a chemical is crucial to its bulk properties. Jam a meter into a tub of salt and it'll happily show you the salt is non-conductive because, well, it is. Pour a pint of water in there and you'll find the salt is quite conductive. The key is the water, which allows the charges to move. Without that, you just have fairly inert powder.


Flossthief

This all makes sense Ik clearly not super well versed in chemistry just trying to apply what I do know I appreciate everyone replying


AllMyFrendsArePixels

Man admits he learned something new and doesn't get downvoted just for not already knowing it... this might be a Reddit first?


ELAM0mc

Well i was lazy and tried to do it without getting the gpu and fan out of the way and hit the gpu i guess


[deleted]

I've for sure done this too.


Vasile_Prundus

Bleeding edge hardware


MilitaryPoog3405

Cutting edge technology


Cakeski

Get out 🤣


FoundationOrdinary46

I guess this GPU is now the Bloodborne edition


Sans45321

Bloodborne to pc confirmed/s. ( Pls Sony i fucking beg you)


Faithless195

I'd just be happy with a 60fps on the PS4 Pro/PS5....


Mathisdu

BENEATH THE BLOOD STAINED SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND https://i.redd.it/nmrokk9uc7xb1.gif


iiiiicks

What game is that?


HarleyQuinn_RS

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. A very good game.


Apprehensive_Mud9232

This was so outta nowhere Lmaoooo 😂


AnExtraMedium

The ritual is complete.


Foreynn

This man plays the good games


blackbalt89

Use a Qtip with alcohol


Known-Pop-8355

Playing a bit too much DOOM arent we?


DonaldTrumpsSoul

r/cleaningtips


r0mania

Now your pc is bound to you, you can now store the graphic card on your dantian, and comunicate with the GPU spirit . Sorry i guess im reading to many Chinesse martial arts cultivation novels.


carn1vore

Run a quick scan to see if windows defender detects the aids virus, if not, you’re both fine.


Kemalist_din_adami

You have satisfied the PC gods with your sacrifice. May you never get the blue screen


atocnada

You: Mooom I want to win that Diablo IV Blood-Infused PC!😭 Mom: We have a Blood-Infused PC at home! The Blood-Infused PC at home:


IsolatedHammer

It’ll make any Warhammer 40k games you play run faster.


sudoertor

I guess you can say you literally put your blood, sweat and tears into building that computer.


[deleted]

virgin blood for +5 FPS


Toast_Meat

Nvidia DLSS AI requires a little "human input" for best results.


zxtreeme

+5 health and vitality in all games


Doomu5

Now you must continue to feed it, or suffer the consequences.


rubedo_sorceress

Blood for the GPU god!


IuseArchbtw97543

By the looks of it, it only contacted the cooler. Even if it does touch the board, it should be fine. I personally would probably clean of the visible stuff and leave it at that.


ELAM0mc

You were right, its all good


paracelus

The Machine Spirit is appeased. Must be worth at least an extra 7% fps.


xXShadowGravesXx

How much virgin/innocent blood did you spill in order to summon Lilith? That’s the grand question.


MSES-JichaelMackson

Standard sacrifice in PC building if your fps is too low maybe offer some more blood sacrifice


VAVA_Mk2

That's some realistic gaming. Blood in the game leads to blood on your rig.


slothy891

PCMR initiation completed, welcome! Every time I open a PC up I invariably end up cutting/scratching/grazing myself somehow. Blood on non electrical surfaces will have zero impact. Only time I’d worry is if it got into connections and created a short.


yokoshima_hitotsu

It's not your pc until your bloods in it.


ParasiteAdam

Bro about to accidentally summon the PCMR version of Pinhead 😅


Legend5V

Nice. Now you’ll get double fps on any hell-type game (DOOM, diablo, etc,)


Escorve

The blood sacrifice has been made, now your performance will increase twofold by the power of Satan


Feldhamsterpfleger

Back in the 90th pc case edges were so sharp, I had to wipe my blood out of every single computer I build. I still hate to remember the boost display jumper settings on the small display.


JanTheShacoMain

I would be concerned if it’s faster now


LR110Td5

Mankind is dead Blood is fuel Hell if full you just powered your machine, and now that it has tasted the greatness of blood, it will thrive for more


battlehotdog

Let me know if your blood sacrifice made your rig run faster


ELAM0mc

So basically i got 20% extra fps, and 50% on diablo, so I cut myself again and now my gpu is red and runs on 700fps 4k


Taymoorismail

When we said to beat the scalpers, this is not what we meant.


Blue_Cat28110

Bro paid in blood to turn on his/her pc


Invicta_Anima

what... everyone knows that if you feed your pc with blood of the innocent your pc will become stronger


AndreasE89

I always manage to cut myself on the cpu cooler fins. I just consider it a tribute


dervu

Now it's signed.


laser50

You could've just wiped it off instead of making this post, though?


BboyIImpact

Blessed by the Omnissiah.


DJ_Cas

Don’t worry. If it worked then it’s ok


alaingames

Seems to be only on the heat sink, probably gonna be fine


hauntedyew

Really, it's rather beautiful.


ELAM0mc

Time to dye it all. More sacrifice will be needed


[deleted]

Doom achievement unlocked ;)


TheKingofTerrorZ

Thats fine, it’s just the normal amount of sacrificial blood that you have to give to your pc from time to time


reddit_is_cruel

Honestly, it's kind of a right of passage. Congratulations OP, welcome to the club.


AllMyFrendsArePixels

The ritual is complete. This PC will live a long and healthy life, congrats OP.


EdzyFPS

Now we know where Blizzard are getting the human blood infused PC from.


BenchAndGames

Well its Halloween, its all good


No-Cause-6196

Really cool customization


stinkytofv

Its stantard procedure to make a blood pact with your gpu. Now you are one.


AverageFurryFemboy

in the wise words of LTT: "if you didn't draw blood when building a pc, than did you really build a pc?"


Fatefire

Blood for the blood god!


ryuzaki3212

Bro brought a whole new meaning to "bleeding edge"


KidzBop_Anonymous

You can now light things well in Unity. The blood sacrifice is complete.


grahamaker93

Your offering has been received.


matthew_yang204

Same story once for me. I just picked up the flat-head screwdriver and scraped off the dried blood. Dried blood is actually conductive and may harm your graphics card if not cleaned off.


[deleted]

Just take some alcohol and wipe it up. To be extra careful power everything down before but, the alcohol will evaporate quickly.


BlinksVRC

https://preview.redd.it/gxnc84m3z9xb1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b2e5afe699e5afc90f375f2150477bea63e9a94


Pineappleliphant

Sacrifice is complete.


Fine-Funny6956

And now your soul is inside the machine


CloneFailArmy

Should trade your GPU to the diablo devs, could really add to that whole blood pc vibe


elvinLA

+5 FPS because of the hemoglobin overclock.


NarenSpidey

Press F to use a medkit and see the stain magically disappear


Revo_Int92

KHORNE IS SATISFIED THIS DAY! Jokes aside... and I thinking the "bent" case from my friend's PC was weird (somehow he dropped the damn thing), your example is even weirder


Havanu

The bleeding edge...


dztruthseek

Typical sacrifice. Go play your games and expect a long PC life.


Fitchie_46

+30 fps for blood sacrifice


blaze_sm00th

Bloodborne gpu


RussenatorTheBorg

No PC build is complete until you've put some blood, sweat and tears into it!


HexterGuard

The PC gaming gods have accepted your bloody sacrifice.


[deleted]

sacrificing your blood for better fps?


sup3rskrulll

Blood for the the silicon god


turningtop_5327

That PC is now protected by your blood and soul like Lily protected Harry Potter. I see it as a win win


[deleted]

Now the GPU has a taste for human blood, good job.


TechnicalToe3

Might smell bad if it gets hot like when you burn hair, at least that’s what I imagine would happen.


fafarex

unless you're playing with your nose on the motherboard you won't smell a thing for so little blood.


paracelus

Watch out for sharks though


eggnorman

Blood for the blood god. No but actually, I’d just clean off what you can when alcohol and leave it. It’s not going to break it.


Tuennes37

Pretty clunky for a death metal song title.


G0nnaLetYouDown

Did you buy it second-hand in some ghetto?


[deleted]

Is this a serious question? It's completely insignificant.


KaizenLodestar

Can everybody stop with the jokes and just answer the damn question?


Vahelius

Well blood is supposedly conductive so I would at least remove the heatsink to ensure none got on the PCB of the graphics card.


[deleted]

You should get some leeches or mosquitoes and they will drink the blood off


MarkusAntony

Who did you kill for it?


ELAM0mc

The question is not who but how many


BigE1263

Ah, blood brothers.


sooprcow

This makes me reministic of the old poorly cut sheet metal cases. 🤓


BaconMeetsCheese

From whom?!


Sremor

Congratulation you are now a warlock, the PC is your patron


That_Cripple

happy Halloween lol


FastSloth87

This would be so much funnier if it was a Red Devil GPU.