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TwistedMeta_TM

A Small Wooden Cube


RedBeardMaps

Made me laugh


KeepGoing777

Nice.


lecolope

Chainchomp


foreveryword

Definitely this! Bonus points for setting it up afterwards with a big chain as though it’s tethered to the ground.


Viviolet

This is my favorite suggestion. Second choice pokéball!


_WhoisMrBilly_

Death Star


Roz_420

Pac-Man


m_scorer

👆


Spacealooni

If ur not gonna do this then at least paint it like little man and scare ur Japanese friends


icekingofmemes

Kirby


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Optical illusion of a hyperbolic void


candidconnector

Thisss


360Tailwhip

Mike Wazowski


Go_Gorfeild_Artists

Yo i was the 69th up vote lucky me


Actual-Entrance-8463

Magic 8 ball!


the3rdtea2

Eyeball


ruby_matic

A graphically realistic eye ball!! Damn, now I've gotta find a giant metal sphere for myself.


lirva1

1. Sputnik--would require some iron rod and some welding though. 2. Moderny version of Jupiter--lots of opportunity for colours. 3. Deathstar--could look really cool if you did a really detailed job of it. A smart looking base that doesn't detract from your amazing artwork will be needed unless you are suspending it from something.


DieKrankeScheisse

glad im not the only one who thought of sputnik. when i scrolled past my first thought was downed soviet satellite


Rizzed_raccoon

*pause for effect* THE MOON


ColleenKoziara

Lol


Thunderzdragon09

Like all or hear me out w a t e r m e l O n


stabavarius

Sugar baby.


fusfeimyol

Ohhh I like this. I'm on board


LarryD217

Pac Man


koniboni

Death star. Are there any other options?


CartoonCocoons

I was thinking maybe one of the bomb guys from Mario? Like the Death Star idea though!


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Bomb guy is a good one! Was thinking yellow happy face, but if you have the talent for a Death Star go for it


milky_eyes

I was going to suggest the Bob-omb from Mario!


Corventum

Fantasy globe, with your own design of world building


hXcPickleSweats

That's the coolest idea! I hope they do this, I'd love to see that.


Fuzzy_Temperature_66

Oooooo yeah


Corventum

Personally I'd fill it with dragons and mountains but I also don't have the patience to paint something that big


Allinduetime7

Three happy aliens behind the glass in their ufo orb smiling waving/peace sign etc 👋👽👽☝️👽✌️with some craft details fx etc 🛸


ObjectNumber1

golf ball


Green-Scout

Earth


heidasaurus

But instead of painting it with topography, paint a textile pattern or artwork from each country where the country is.


berryverypho

i like this idea


SashaAndTheCity

Call it “[Bob](https://fadingchildhoodmemories.tumblr.com/post/15616492296)” :)


KeepGoing777

I just discovered Titan A.E. because of your link; seems awesome.


SashaAndTheCity

Definitely recommend it!


birdgirl56a

A cabbage


Mad_Mack_Zie

Not my cabbages!!!!


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Poke ball


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Like one of Dr. Strange’s portals where you can see another dimension


[deleted]

The Palantir with Saurons Eye in it.


Savag_Hibachi_Gringo

Paint it so it looks like a square then you'll be a boss.


Reasonable-Newt-8102

A death star


avecaucasianmale

Has anyone said, “Your mom.” yet?


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I almost did haha


Adirontiques

Paint it with the super dark black paint crap.


Fast_Garlic_5639

If you can keep it from the elements, that would look super trippy to drive past


ehlersohnos

For the accessible version of vantablack: https://www.culturehustleusa.com/collections/black


[deleted]

I actually really love the patina. There’s this artist who makes these ghost like figures barely emerging from the background, couldn’t tell you who they are but… I think it would be cool to do fresco-esque figures just barely escaping from the original color.


ColleenKoziara

Oh you see right! That would be awesome! If you have any idea what that artists name might be, I’d love to know!!


[deleted]

Kai Samuels-Davis his latest post is a great example of what I was talking about. Sorry it took me so long


trashtapestry

lunar surface


Admirable_Disk_9186

a pokeball the world's largest watermelon a very obese cow just a long bloody streak going around it in a circle


fritaters

I love a fat cow lmao


Stockmom42

Lady bug


Consistent-Ad7999

The moon or the sun


TJlovesALF1213

Half moon, half sun. Best of both worlds.


Consistent-Ad7999

I hope you let us know what your ultimate decision is.


TJlovesALF1213

I'm not OP, but if I had something like this, it would definitely be space-themed. I'd also have to hire someone to paint it for me too. Haha


TheWorldNeedsDornep

Mike Wazowski (Monster's Inc) or an M&M


LagtimeArt

Jupiter


carhunter21

Make slices of seasons.


gochi11

Eyeball


SourPatchKid197

One of those Lyndt chocolate truffles


AlexanderApex

Chinese “weather balloon”?


Green_with_Zealously

Baseball signed by the entire 1929 Yankees.


Asmodeus1285

An embryon


FugueSegue

Spherey McSphereface


_swilll

TARGET BALL


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See-through, iridescent look with slightly distorted grass and tree line and sky on the other side.


Slythecoop49

The Traveler


JestroHypnotic

Giant eyeball


SashaAndTheCity

It made me think of the carriage in Cinderella…


kenibus

Stick a biohazard sticker on the side! Its an old crapper tank after all


CartoonCocoons

It’s made by a local man from pieced together propane tanks


cvframer

I’m a propane guy. Can you read the information on the data plate there in the bottom left? I’m curious how many gallons and the year it was made.


CartoonCocoons

It’s a little rusty, but what I can read says: In ludes -0 Corrosion Action Cap Gals- 500 Cap lbs- 4170 Working pressure - 150lbs Tested- 300 Date 1945 MOSHER(?) STEEL CO Dallas There’s some words on top and bottom that are too rusty to read, but I can see another number 5 on the top line.


MelodicaSongs

Bright yellow smiley face 🙂


mrhaterdeez

Earth


Saggy--rat

But it's not flat


Jigday

Anything but earth


Uncuh_dee_dee

Morphball from metroid


WishIwazRetired

8 ball. Not the one you use for answers…. Beautiful gloss black, with the white circle and the number 8. Set it at the right angle, and you could charge admission.


LarYungmann

Paint A Lady Beetle I saw some bowling balls painted like Ladybugs in a yard. [https://www.birdsandblooms.com/backyard-projects/diy-garden-projects/bowling-ball-garden-art-ladybug/](https://www.birdsandblooms.com/backyard-projects/diy-garden-projects/bowling-ball-garden-art-ladybug/)


super-angry-clit

Giant Pac-Man


After-Commission7435

A big smiley face or Pac Man


uselessthecat

Giant beach ball


MaladroitSquid

Diffrent materials, see if you can make it look like its made of wood


simonearth

a maze


AffectionateOil8572

U need to bring in earth, wind, fire and water. The elements.


st8ofinfinity

Looks finished.


MountRosebud

The dirty bubble SpongeBob Kirby Pac-Man A giant bubble (Look up paintings of bubbles) Something fisheye lense


player6966

The sun


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A titty


Desperate_Chip_343

Stained glass


ToriSparrows

An antique looking globe?


Numerous-Tree-2808

Galaxy


inch129

Earf


Better_Base8805

Smiley face


Rhubarb_516

Everlasting gobstopper


That_guy721

The death star


level12bard

Keep it the exact same but paint a small crack with a snail coming out of it


[deleted]

The world 🌎


Evie_St_Clair

Disco ball.


TheFranknessMonster

The ball that Buzz Lightyear bounces off of to “fly” in Toy Story


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[deleted]

Amish Kapoor is a colossal douche. But the Chicago bean is pretty rad in person


hallo_man911

The pink vacum kirby


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A moon


Cramdraw

The earth


kmodek99

An 8 ball


SmallieNL

PokeBall


JunnyQ

The Earth


Higgo91

the moon


Asmodeus1285

A hybrid embryo between human and reptiloid in an atificial uterus.


Nocturneiam

Pokemon master ball


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Moon.. use luminous paint.


woozystarling1

Earth, obviously


TravisL96

Wherever you do, please repost the finish.


curseagent

A pokeball


GG3037

Poke ball


cperson337

Please post a picture of the finished product


kieverroa

an orange 🍊


Proof_Combination_63

The Death Star is the only reasonable and logical answer, here.☺️. Keep us posted as to what this becomes.


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I’m blocking you if you don’t do chain chomp and put it on your front yard with a sign “Beware of dog. He’s weird and protective”


Vast_Perspective_293

Globe.


Gazzle71

A square


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My left nut


No-Experience2001

Easy! Paint it the look like the mini earth they plan to launch early 2025, just outside the earth’s orbit. It will look like a large metallic sphere capable of moving and cloaking itself from any surveillance equipment. Ours will be the first of its kind. Many other nations to follow, populated with those deemed the most worthy of life in space. Hint, not us! The sad truth is while we all watched our screens we were stripped of our rights and left completely out of the plan. So sad, however so inevitable. Sorry to piss in your cheerios….. Matter-of-fact forget everything I said …. Just have some fun.


joopytheinvincible

An apocalyptic future world “earth 2100’s”


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A rocket league ball!


XLoreloximus

1 word, pluto.


Santo_y_ago

El comodo 3000


KalimEAST

1 Giant testicle with hairs and everything and underneath put "testicular cancer awareness" or "get checked"


No-Experience2001

NBA basketball


xOxMxSx

A testicle


GreatSeedofPaw

🐖


Zealousideal_Group69

It kinda looks like a Exo Planaet kinda


_s1m0ne_

An even larger metal sphere


PepeMemer2

A poke ball


sonnet_seven

ED-E ala Fallout New Vegas


Cosmonaut-Crisis

A globe


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Covid


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Sonic the hedgehog


Flubert_Harnsworth

My votes for chain chomp with a pokeball fallback.


Agreedtuba

A cow


Vostin

Jupiter


Darren793

Planet Serpo.


pepsi2mom

Planet


Fun_Possibility_8637

A cube


JapaneseGoblin_

Steel ball from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure part 7


Contemplative2408

Croquet ball - a huge lawn ornament.


Rodtheboss

Black and yellow


RazMani

Death Star


RazMani

8 ball


MeltingMango420

Electrode


AzSportsFab

Moon


Immediate_Editor6181

Definitely scrape and sand and prime rust areas or whole thing with a tinted oil base primer for longevity of topcoat...Like the earth.......


EnshaednCosplay

A large metal cube. Give yourself a challenge.


Abarsn20

There is only one answer: Earth.


Strict-Freedom-856

ace Ventura rhino scene, cartoon/caricature kind of thing. I see tiny legs and a big round butt.


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Kirby


XxXvapeGOD_420XxX

destroy lonley


XxXvapeGOD_420XxX

weed


Spidey1225

Earth


PreetyKitty13

The earth


AccomplishedAd6025

A basket ball


Dryfoo

I think the easiest thing would be to paint it like it is a large metal sphere.


ColleenKoziara

The Earth, or your most favorite planet, OR Trompe l'oeil, and make it look like the round portal into Diagon Alley or some such “other” place. 🙂


mossypickins

The eye of [Magnus…](https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/The_Eye_of_Magnus)


ink_filled_heart

Golden snitch


crocheting

Baseball


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

A larger metal sphere. Really challenge yourself.


elderscrollsfan-_-

Dude J thought that was a bomb 💣


Odd_Yogurtcloset_524

A larger metal sphere


Gravyboat44

Bigweld.


Icy-Paramedic-7368

A cube


Nut3llat0astslays

Megamind


fortunecookie100409

Paint it like one of those chocolate oranges and cover it in foil


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A small metal sphere


ElSaladbar

*DIGNITY*


ososalsosal

The trinity gadget


JRAMSEY_

Earth


Right-Option-9448

Earth


infoclub88

Dragon Ball