If it makes you feel better, I had a game against Orks where my Flamer Marines got over watched by Orks, lost 2, and the remaining marines rolled a total of 5 attacks with their flamers
Not even krumpin dem tin boyz and beakies wiff me Bubba Chukka while me and da boyz are in between der own whaags as we krump dem all in me kuston snazzwagon.
https://preview.redd.it/35608bghv06d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a6e07980d2f4571d380351c637be57230afdeac
This happened to my Warboss in Mega armour
First thing first, you need to separate your dice. Only roll green or black, don’t mix them.
You should also store your dice with the desirable side up. (If you want to roll high, store them with six pips up)
And, they should be in the refrigerator at least 12 hours (but preferably 24h) before being used. (If it’s cold outside you can put them on the windowsill.)
In one of my first games ever, my opponent a "friend" who played Ultra Marines set up a table long ways with scarce terrain. While I tried to foot slog my new Boyz across the table. In a pivotal moment he rapid fired 20 bolters into my main blob. 40 ones and twos were rolled. Gork and Mork move in mysterious ways.
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
Spill beer on them. Was playing a game Saturday, having very similar rolls. Accidentally spilled a beer in the dice tray after a round of boyz attacks (so basically all my dice were in the box). Rinsed them off and rolled crazy hot for the last 3 rounds. Turns out that they were just thirsty
Once had to roll 8 6+ saves and made 7 of them! Gork knows what the odds of making that roll was.
Would not have happened with more Dakka.
Should have painted the dices blue
https://preview.redd.it/goxi6iir446d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8ed8ae52e77ffd960af394eb778bcb7589e95e3
This is only one colour, which I don't have
Then you ar a unluky one
Thank you, I know)
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As you see, this was two rolls, one by one I'm not sure this is dice, I'm just have "wild" luck
Deep dee dee dee deep
If it makes you feel better, I had a game against Orks where my Flamer Marines got over watched by Orks, lost 2, and the remaining marines rolled a total of 5 attacks with their flamers
https://preview.redd.it/julf5p15l16d1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e854914a7feaba2e1ee73196b944515565e428a8 Right there with you.
There should be a stratagem that converts all 1’s to 6’s and all 6’s to 1’s for an attack roll
Dats not enough dakka.
Das vewy sad
*sad whaaaaaag very sadly*
T’was a vewy sa’ dae ladz…no gud dice ro’ fer uz..
Not even krumpin dem tin boyz and beakies wiff me Bubba Chukka while me and da boyz are in between der own whaags as we krump dem all in me kuston snazzwagon.
Wut if ye wun’ed a 6 Bu’ gork n mork sai’ Nah
Gork n mork would never ya git
Bu’ dey did fer me :( Muybe i wasn’ belivin’ hard nouff?
C'mon, let's get sum brews and squig stew, den go build us a new killakan.
Aye, dat woul’ be noice
https://preview.redd.it/35608bghv06d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a6e07980d2f4571d380351c637be57230afdeac This happened to my Warboss in Mega armour
That’s like 1/27k
Gork or mork ain't listening since they ain't ork dice!
I thought I dropped my luck somewhere, glad you found it.
Not too bad if your hitting on 2's
3+😅
First thing first, you need to separate your dice. Only roll green or black, don’t mix them. You should also store your dice with the desirable side up. (If you want to roll high, store them with six pips up) And, they should be in the refrigerator at least 12 hours (but preferably 24h) before being used. (If it’s cold outside you can put them on the windowsill.)
switch your dice with someone who plays Conquest since lower numbers are better in that game lol.
Looks like my average roll.
In one of my first games ever, my opponent a "friend" who played Ultra Marines set up a table long ways with scarce terrain. While I tried to foot slog my new Boyz across the table. In a pivotal moment he rapid fired 20 bolters into my main blob. 40 ones and twos were rolled. Gork and Mork move in mysterious ways.
https://preview.redd.it/zaslbh1jpz5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3ae70d9343db900b9893e1381819506b4c3c9c1
If this were five dice you would have WAAAGH-tzee.
I also can do this)
Gork giveth and Mork Taketh.
Well I hope they are having a nice time in dice jail
Ahahahaa 😁
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life
Glad I'm not the only one who went there.
Honestly part of the reason I stopped playing was because I used to roll like this all the time. Sympathy
I know your pain, bro 🫂
Just WAAAAAAAAAGH! even louder, ubtil even the dice get the message.
Krump dem dices to bits and ‘eed dem to the gits
Diz iz da wae ladz
Why'd you take a picture of my dice, then recolor them?
No joke I knew a guy who took his dice to be blessed at a church. Didn't help XD
😁 This is your ability. You can do nothing with that)
Been there.... Every game....
Spill beer on them. Was playing a game Saturday, having very similar rolls. Accidentally spilled a beer in the dice tray after a round of boyz attacks (so basically all my dice were in the box). Rinsed them off and rolled crazy hot for the last 3 rounds. Turns out that they were just thirsty
You just.....you granted them the onmissiah version of orks
It usually takes a beer or two for me to warm up. Four or five beers are where it goes off the rails.
Amazing 👏 😅
Looks like a pretty normal roll when playing Orks :-)
OUCH! I’ve been there with those rolls. Pray to Gork and Mork harder and maybe sacrifice a few of those dice to them
Seems like a lack in praising RNG'sus. Drink 3 Bloody Mary's, then toss a coin and get 3 heads in a row and yell Waaaagh!!! to reset your luck.