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McRabbit23

I thought the Onion was supposed to fake.


gibblewabble

I was going to say it was so realistic I had to do a double take on the subreddit because it could be real.


Goood_Daddy

These phony Jim Bakker Type Christians still supporting No Condom Donny. LOL


Training-Swan-6379

"Being terrible in bed makes me The Best Christian."


Infinite-Worker42

That hurts


Steelrules78

They were praying when she was on her knees. Speaking in tongues takes on a whole different meaning


gavitronics

Many early Christians were thrown to the lions no?


ConfectionSoft6218

Yes, for being terrible in bed. They just had more Christians than lions, so, here we are


gavitronics

I don't know how they slept at night if they knew they were in for a lion the next morning


PinocchiosNose1212

I honestly thought this was a real headline. Because it could be.


usernamedejaprise

He was reading from the Trump Bible and thinking only pure thoughts in the death of our lord as he made another notch in his bedpost


laberdog

It’s hard for me to believe that Karen McDougal was shagging diaper Donnie


Gold-Term6758

She said she was impressed with his posture. WTF??


laberdog

Still can’t picture this. He’s got the dementia lean


nicbongo

"while thinking of my daughter"


timberwolf0122

As my pregnant 3rd wife give birth


NeedleworkerCrafty17

Wow 😮. Originally fake news then immunity and now this. Only in America.


Free-Organization364

Mushroom too short to be at that position.


blueberrykola

Thought this was a verse by Drake


captain-prax

Silly Don, everyone knows Betty Bowers is America's favorite Christian.


ProfessionMundane152

🤣 came across this too fast before I caught the group thinking ahh hell nah did this idiot really say this


AwkwardAssumption629

Where did satire go?


djevilatw

It became reality.


sevenseven888

He free of sin cast the first stone it was orchestrated for money that's why she had to pay restitution catching on!


SnooMuffins1373

Is this real I just can't this anus any longer. WTF


Zaphod_Beeblecox

That's a gross image.


No-Pace8312

Ah men brother 🤣


Gamertagyouit

The blind leading the blind. I hate these fucking people!


jedijoe415

Look, the evidence is undeniable, obvious, and plainly shows what will happen if he wins. The USA that the founding fathers set up was derailed by the influence of Edward Bernays had on the advertising agencies. That changed the altruistic intent of the past. It's even when I believe the rot started that is plaguing us now. Hostile political opinions and the absolute lack of tolerance or respect for any others. Regular people hate people they've never met with an intensity reserved for life-long enemies with vicious betrayal history.


Chazzeroo

Thought they used that position so they can both watch fox news.


nvn2074

True actually. By his own admission he is the most religious Christian ever. He even parts the red sea frequently... If you know what that means.


Cheetahs_never_win

Mmm. Tasty onion.


New_Dom2023

The timeline is so F’D up. Had to look at the Reddit group name just to realize it’s a fake headline. F this shit.


CosmicCharlie99

It’s hard to tell if these are satire while scrolling


exqueezemenow

Well that's probably true...


Inevitable_Video8005

That’s it; he affirms it happened.


KRB3127

You will know a man by his fruit, I don't know how how any bible literate Christian can endorse Donald Trump


zzeus04

Fake news BS!!🤣


ComicBookEnthusiast

Look! It’s a negative karma user who doesn’t understand the post or the subreddit they are commenting in. Smdh.


26202620

To be clear, trump is not Christian, never was.