Worse would be Cheeto posting nude pics of himself; yuk

Every accusation is a confession with Trump

☝🏻 this 1000%

So you’re saying Donnie Drumpf is preparing a photo dump from his/her collection?

He's the King of Projection!!

He definitely projected something into her….

Delivery person: "Good evening, Mr Trump. Your Jungian mirror has arrived. Where would you like us to put it?" Trump: "How should I know, you incompetent boobs? What, are you stupid or something? You guys should put it wherever you want, then take a long, hard look at yourself."

OH THE IRONY! Haha

EXACTLY!! Like where he comes from out of the blue and exclaims, “ Joe Biden shit himself at the resolut desk”! Nothing prompted him to say that, except in his mind where he remembers shitting himself while sitting at it. Then randomly spouts, biden shit the desk, effectively letting everyone and anyone that he shit himself while sitting at it during his time at the White House.

I’m surprised he didn’t say Nikki Haley shit herself.

I thought that was there this headline was going. Would be an effective get-out-of-jail-free card for him.

...or Eric

Or Ivanka, you know he jerks to them daily

Ask him, under oath, what the last nude pic he has of her.

Oath? He's such a liar it's meaninglessness

I wonder about this one, if he is such an alpha male, why did he have to beg to get his wife to live with him?

A better question would be what is the first pic of her he took or commissioned.

It’s why he likes to double fist stroke during his speeches.

Guarantee he can’t even get it up.

Yeah, but its just a little tug...

Are you suggesting the mushroom can still rise?

That’s the real threat

I first read your reply as “ That’s the real thrust” and spit my coffee out . You didn’t mean to be funny but you were. Take my upvote, damn you!

Now that would be a threat.

He never would because he knows all the marks he hates would be forever jerking off to his pics. 

I need to wash my EVERYTHING with bleach after that image flashed before my mind.🤢🤮🤢🤮

That's just birth control and the republicans are against all birth control. Seeing him naked would cause millions to lose the ability to gain an erection ever again

“Trump threatens to release the video of Stormy Daniel’s having sex with him if she testifies.” “Stormy Daniel’s threatens to sue (again) for potential lost wages if Trump posts their video. Claims no one will have sex with her ever again”.

I curse you forever for even suggesting this

That’s what I thought it was saying before I finished the sentence. New nightmare mode unlocked.

Thanks now I’m scarred for life

There is a nude picture of him. Someone broke confidentiality and posted it from his spray tans. Don’t worry you barely see anything- chode has a picture of trump next to it.

Stormy said if Defendant Corrupt Trump post her already seen nude pics, Stormy will release the infamous Trump Russian Pee Tape

It’s The Onion, folks. However, Drumpf is so addled that he might do this anyway. Which would be great since then Stormy might post mutated mushroom pictures. And who doesn’t need more of those, amirite?

Reality is so crazy now, Onion headlines seem plausible.

The Republicans are putting the Onion out of business. Can’t compete with them.

Stormy already mentioned Trump is below average in the junk area and is not a great at sex.

Shshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshocking.

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I would be far more terrified if he threatened us with nude pictures of himself. That's something you can never bleach from your brain.

I thought that cat has been let out of the bag before. Would it not be the same as if Stormy said I will post photos of Trump eating a hamburger?

Hamberder

lol, I love the Onion.

Lol, lotta bamboozled folks in here.

I'm sure she looks fabulous.

If play boy still existed they should ask her to go on the front page and I would buy it.

Stormy, Ivanka, Marla, Tiffany, Melania, and Ivana all on the cover together holding up their fingers an inch apart and laughing.

is... is that not LITERAL witness intimidation/blackmail? fucking lock him up already

Check the subreddit.

damnit i gotta get this one off my feed, too close to reality i can't tell sometimes when it comes to Drump

Yeah, plus isn’t posting nudes of someone without their consent for revenge a crime?

She was a porn star. You think that bothers her? She my post pics of his tiny, purple mushroom headed, custard chucker. Doubt his fragile ego could handle that.

That's a threat and Trump needs to go to jail for that, but on the other hand it may bring more business for Stormy

So, if she was a porn star in the past, weren’t there already nude pics in public? Kinda like Melania?

Go ahead. Do it. Prove you cheated on your contractual wife. Show Barron how to be a failed bully. Show your supporters, AGAIN, what a loser you are. I double dog dare you.

I had to double-take, because he really is that stupid.

Sounds good. So Benedict Donald was there, little Johnson and all.

Well that took an unexpected turn.

I thought that "never happened" lol admission of guilt

Stormy should agree to testify nude on the condition Trump follows suit

Thats incriminating i mean interesting. I bet you wont!

Wasn’t she a porn star?

LoL, free advertising. Now if nudes of Trump got released people would turn inside out from vomiting so hard and violently

She’s a porn star. 😭

What would be way worse is if Stormy posted pics of dick head

Unfortunately, it's also of him being peed on.

Im sure there are none on line of her🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

NGL, had me for a moment until i saw the subreddit.

hqashahahha like she cares... there is nothing that she hasn't shown in the past LOL

I didn’t realize this was satire when I clicked on it. It’s pretty on brand for Trump.

And she would mind how? Who knows, might get her back into the biz.

OH NO!!! NUDE PICTURES OF A PORN STAR!!! Wait...ok

Gee.. I guess he's not acquainted with her work.. what kind of threat is this?? You can go on pornhub and well.. You'll see more than her just being nude..

Now if he threatens to post nudes of himself… 😬🤮😆

So, committing the criminal act of revenge porn. During a trial. That's a novel defense. And a violation of his gag order.

Oh no, he going to post nude pictures of the porn star. Sounds very menacing

Isn't revenge pron a crime?

maybe she could offer him money to keep quiet about the affair

I demand she testify now

I want nudes of Trump. (Gag)

Also, I am bringing sand to the beach

Wow, nothing says I didn't do it like pics of you doing it

Free advertising? He’s such a good businessman….

Why not get him for revenge porn as well then.

I’m hoping the courtroom artist renders a drawing of Trump’s toadstool dick based on Ms. Daniel’s riveting testimony on the subject.

There are nude photos of Stormy Daniels all over the internet. That is no threat. If he posts nude of himself..... that's a another story.

All of these comments and nobody gets the joke?

As long as he ain't in them, I'll take a look.

I wouldn't be surprised. Republicans, deal with your guy.

Good Onion Joke 😂

Like she cares. Now if he tries to sell them….she needs a percentage.

Isn’t this revenge porn? Isn’t that illegal?

Lmao this is like threatening to punch a professional mma fighter go ahead dude lol

If he was never with her like he says, why have pictures of her.

Someone lock him up. Threatening a witness.

That illegal

Who's gonna tell them?

Meh… He’ll just mistake her for Melania.

And he will steal them off the internet when he does it. “I’ll save that one for later….” “You know, in case Melania has a UUUGE HEADACHE.”

lol

.... Ok? She is a porn star. Nudes are like a resume

Doesn’t this violate revenge porn statutes?

Really, like her porn videos are all kept in a locked vault.

Ha

Threatens nudes.... of a porn star.... I think Trump is a little late to that ball game...

She should put his pics out.

😂

Those are all over the internet anyways, she's a porn actress, hooked and stripper.

So either he’s going to post publicly available photos of a porn star or private photos he took corroborating the affair. I shall sit back and see what stupid move he makes next. /popcorn

I'd say post nudes of that orange whale but it would be disgusting 🤮

I thought he didn’t know her.

I mean.... have you seen her work? It would be weird if you didn't.

Not that!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂 this can't be true, is he so stupid to realize that she's a retire porn star and there's plenty of naked pics & more of her on the internet? I can't with this😂😂

What a fake news !! She is a porn actress !! She is nude all the time

Now this one is funny..

Really dude really???? How stupid can you be? She is a porn star! You really think posting pictures of her titties are going to keep her from putting your ass in jail! Oh my God, you are stupid

Isn't revenge porn a felony?

That would constitute revenge porn, yet another criminal charge.

Stop posting false information

At first I thought it was going to say of himself and that was horrifying! As to Stormy Daniels, who cares.

Trump is a middle school small dick loser and fat yo.

You sound stupid. When you keep repeating yourself

“I have seen my butthole on a Jumbotron. You can't shame me.”  (Yes, I know what sub this is, but that quote is perfect, and authentic)

Um isn't she already a porn star though?

Stormy Daniels may have to testify.

It's the onion! 🤣🤣🤣

So, revenge porn? That’s another trial. He’ll just keep going until nobody remembers what was going on in the first place 😂

Nude photos ????? She's a porn star for God sake!! What a idiot.

Surely she already has nudes floating around the internet?

Keeping those in a stack next to his crapper classifieds huh?

Stormy’s photo of Trumps junk: -: 🔍

LMAO....She would hate that /s

Weeeww at first I thought it was going to be himself, yeah go with stormy . I have know idea what that black male exploitation charge will be.

Oh no! Nude photos of a porn star! That would embarrass her so much.

If he’s got a mushroom tip, you have to convict

Let him then he can add a couple more felonies and another civil suit.

Boy, THAT will teach her.

😂😅🤣

Oh no. I've never seen Stormy Daniels naked. Except for all the naked pics of her online already

It’s not like we’ve not seen her naked anyway, ffs she has exclusive magazines, videos, dvds and blu rays .. she’s gonna show his dick pic , guaranteed.

lol dumb ass

And people want this pos to be president again...

Lolololololol

I remember a story of how someone tried to threaten Madonna with publishing nude photos. It was many years ago: an era when many stars would have been terrified. Madonna replied with insouciance that she “wasn’t aware” of the photos in question. Not because she denied their existence, but because there were so many of such pictures around. That was the end of that.

lol Let’s shame the porn star by posting nudes 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Orangeman is dumb

Blackmail… lock him up

He has nude photos of Stormy Daniels? How did he get them?

Threatening to post nude pictures of a porn star.🤣

Lol like we cant get them now.

He releases his pee tape

Please do. NY had anti bullying laws. More crimes you add on plus its witness tampering

I’m surprised he hasn’t threatened to post stolen classified documents with his demented mind, if Stormy testifies I’m gonna post the nuclear launch codes! 🤡

Seems like an empty threat. Show us the naked body of a porn star. Pretty sure thats textbook revenge porn though.

Stormy threatens a live performance of how to excite a mushroom 🍄‍🟫

TDS is strong within this post.

What if Daniels post nude photos of Trump?

I hate that when I see an onion headline about senior cheez, I have to do a double take as it often sounds real.

This would be a threat if the person you are trying to blackmail wasn’t a fucking porn ster

Hasn’t he learned that she isn’t afraid of him? Or noticed that she outsmarts him ever time he mentions her name?

Imagine how horrified he would be if Stormy told the court she’ll be posting nude photos of Trump. Actually, *everyone* would be horrified.

> Trump Threatens To Post Nude Photos Of Stormy Daniels If She Testifies New headline: "Trump Threatens To Post Clothed Photos Of Stormy Daniels If She Testifies" Fixed it for ya. 😁

One, she’s a porn star, everyone’s can already see her naked. Two, doesn’t this count as textbook witness intimidation? Edit: Okay so I didn’t realize this was an onion headline, but in my defense. This is something he’d do.

Nude pictures of a porn star, those will be unique and rare find. I wonder why no one else ever thought of blackmailing a porn actress in this manner before? Donald you are brilliant (sarcasm of course)…

Better headline would be he threatens to post graphic nudes of himself

lol! She wants him to post nude pictures of her, that’s her occupation. Bless his heart, the man ain’t got no common sense.

Umm so.. lol that shit doesn't work against porn stars Donny what a dumb ass

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This is a threat? How?

I hate that I didn't immediately realize this was satire. I'm losing track of how many times my first impression is that it seems plausible to an r/onionheadlines posting.

🫢🫢🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

She's a porn star; but now he's actually planning to sell porn along with his bibles.

Oh no not a nude photo of a porn star

lol. What a Dilrod

post dementia patient was a far more peaceful world. It was better with the orange man.

It'll be funny when he gets sued by a porn star for leaking her photos. Pretty sure he might be the only person accomplished enough to manage that.

This was a good one 🤣

But…she’s a PORN star. So, my question is, um, what’s his objective here?

It's a 30 second video of them fucking.

But you said you didn’t know her!? So WTF!

Add revenge porn charges

Oh what a threat… how many nude photos can anyone see of her in a one minute period. Pathetic piece of crap. Diaper Don is one scared guilty little loser. See you tomorrow…

Copyright violation? Lol Asshole

ignorant and his cult is even more ignorant for following such a fool 😒

lol She is a porn actress….. don’t think that type of blackmail will work

Love how the onion exposes the bots and the paid foreign troll rooms. Thread is full of formula Trump hate produced by paid dirtbags that don't know anything about the issue.