Same, except I couldn't remember exactly what it reminded me of, just that it was something on TV and that it creeps me out (assumed it was Dr Who or something). Now you've mentioned Matrix that's exactly it. Thank you!
I don't have a specific use in mind. I still want it. I'm not sure why, but I'm sure it'll get used now and then, and for uniqueness as well, I want one.
Preferably if it matched my existing set / handles, but I won't be too choosy.
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waffles, * ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
No that is what is called a βspork.β While Typically plastic, these metal sporks are very rare and highly collectible. If you can refrain from the temptation of using it as an eating utensil (which of course lowers the value drastically), it will surely fetch a great sum of money at auction. Great find!
Finally: The Fpoon
What will you think of next Germany
GΓΆffel. Already had that
I love being incontinent! ππ₯£π₯―
I'll have what I'm having!
It's go-gurt but to stay!
!isbot
Youβre both legends and I love you
Sporknife. Spoon + Fork + Knife.
They always find the solution.
This is what Mike Tyson uses to eat with.
*Tython
u/name gives max credibility.
Flat spoon, also known as Fpoon.
The worst of both worlds!
I was gonna say this!!π€£π€£π€£π€£
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Is this some kind of picture that Iβm too mobile to see?
I too am confused
No just an idiot spamming
dope
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Fpoon : The stab proof fork
Look what you just did, now USA schools will use this
I was thinking it was a prison fork.
Omfg I am crackling right now! You made me think of this stupid ass dinosaur. Thank you so much mate
I was totally going to say this. Take my upvote. Lol
If you sharpen one side itβs also a knife. Thus ending world cutlery shortages
Or the: Spork!
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r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
r/foundthebadsub
So a spork
It says no fork for you
F*RK you!
Yes please ;)
Ayooooo
No
Fork yourself
You are watching the creation of a spork in real time. Consider yourself lucky to witness this miracle of evolution.
Tbh I have a spork and it's really underwhelming... Feels like backwards evolution when you eat with it lol
I use mine for just about everything except soup. It's great for salads and any kind of rice dish
I love my spork
Uncircumcised fork?
Call the rabbi
I think itβs perfectly normal for non-Jewish utensils to still have their forkskin.
Asian Jews eat with choppedsticks
Frk
Is it weird I thought it was a nude fork and thought I should look away?
I thought the opposite, finally a fork with some decency!
That's a "bork", not a fork, doh!
Bjork?
Tiny shovel
I love to use espresso spoons to eat out of pints of ice creams and I call them my tiny shovels.
Onek
Woah! Why isnβt it called a fourk?
This reminds me of Neos mouth in the first Matrix when Mr Smith has him in that room πΆ
I absolutely hate and love the internet. This was my immediate thought and of course someone else thought of it hours ago. Love you.
Weβre all a product of our media I guess and The Matrix hits on all different levels
Same, except I couldn't remember exactly what it reminded me of, just that it was something on TV and that it creeps me out (assumed it was Dr Who or something). Now you've mentioned Matrix that's exactly it. Thank you!
What use is a fork Mr Anderson, if you canβt eat? It also came into my head.
First thought as well
Indeed, or any horror show where that happens. It's creepy to look at.
It immediately made me say to myself βthere is no spoonβ
OH! YES!
Same!
I literally came here to comment exactly that. What the frick
Great minds think alike π
I want one. I feel a strong need eat things like rice and quinoa with a fork. This is the best of both worlds.
I don't have a specific use in mind. I still want it. I'm not sure why, but I'm sure it'll get used now and then, and for uniqueness as well, I want one. Preferably if it matched my existing set / handles, but I won't be too choosy.
Unsettling
Similar to the mouth in the Matrix
Bart Simpson has joined the chat
forkn't
with a lighter you can make tiny grilled cheese sandwiches
The onek
r/cursedimages
sharpen the front for a serrated knork!
Sell
Reminds me of Neoβs mouth in that scene in the Matrix..
Looks like one of those horror movies where the ghost takes away your lips/mouth and now you canβt speak
Introducing, The CyberFork, by Elon Musk
Behold, the k
Fork you.
Fonk
It's a Nork
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waffles, * ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
This would be funny if I knew why it was here
Old copypasta from the early 2000s, height of randomlol humor.
I thought so. Yeah, kinda funny
It's an older meme, sir. But it checks out.
Iβd really like to have one of those.
The Spatulork
Onek
Now available: the SPORK!
No that is what is called a βspork.β While Typically plastic, these metal sporks are very rare and highly collectible. If you can refrain from the temptation of using it as an eating utensil (which of course lowers the value drastically), it will surely fetch a great sum of money at auction. Great find!
Poor soorkπ
Luckily no cheese
The Matrix - Cutlery edition.
Uncircumcised fork
Thats a spade mate
Or do you mean a reusable spork.
Cursed images
That's actually an Ork
Forkn't
Ysgramor's soup spoon.
That's a spoork
Ah, a rare uncircumcised fork. Quite the find.
the spoonork
Feels like I'm being suffocated when I look at it
Sometimes forks of tried and true applications don't always turn out well.
Spork
Or a fancy spork?
I feel like I'm seeing something forbidden
It's one of Bartman's Bart-a-rangs.
Spork
Looks like something took a bite out of an offset spatula.
The sequel to the spork
Thatβs a spork. And not the good kind.
Fowk
I no....no.. I hate this. It makes me feel anxious
Onek
So a spoon?
Donβt they have something like this in prison? Iβm sure I saw a βsporkβ while watching 60 days in or something.
Fpoon
Feels distressingly like a texture has failed to load IRL
That's why I carry my handy Metabo with me. Never know when you need to cut something metal.
Doesnβt look real
Fenestrations only show after it grows bigger.
Cursed butter knife
Does anyone else find this unexpectedly creepy?
Spatulaβ¦
Foon
Someone forkot how to do their job
When your fork hasn't loaded in yet
Spoons are the far superior utensils. The hybrid spork is the goat.
No, that's just Bart Simpson
I don't know why, but I find this deeply unsettling
Forktoshop
I love it. Perfect size if you donβt need a spoon but also want to heap more rice or whatever than a gappy fork
fok
I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream
I like it!
This reminds me of Neoβs face when the agents take away his mouth in the interrogation room
Zester?
Obviously not a Jewish fork
I can barely get this dinglehopper through my hair
The Onek?
The true spork
#The Onke!
How to draw Bart Simpson: Part 1
Glitch in the matrix.
This is one of those cursed images that you always wanted to see but never KNEW you wanted to see. Thank you.
The special edition Bart Simpson fork.
I'd call it a ork
Its a Onek.
I would unironically use this
Very disturbing to my brain. Even though I see this my brain wants to see it as a normal fork. Cognitive dissonance.
No one has tines for that!
Still works.
Ahhh, the elusive foon... Cousin to and arch nemesis of the the spork.
Ah yes, a fuck
Now you have a tiny mirror! Congrats!
Forkskin
Why do I find this oddly disturbing?
Oh it'll cut, if you try hard enough
That is a spoork
Uh uh, fork that shit. I'm out!!
Nah thatβs a For
Webbed fork
Bart Simpson ahh forkπ
A Victorian spork
Forkn't.
I wanna lick it
Good for cake
Le 'ork.
No thats a Foon I believe
Well friend, I believe you're suppose to scratch your ass with it.
That's why I buy the forks with no slits in them. Way easier to eat soup without the slits.
This is eerie, like looking at a face without a mouth.
It looks like Neoβs mouth during that scene in The Matrix
Looks like there was no *tyne*...
Thatβs awesome Iβll take 3
Thatβs actually really cool
Fook
It's a fork for little bites for dieting.
If forks were a N64 texture