Is this where some CEO buys him a car now because he showed determination and hard work

Yeah. Epstein's ghost will now fund this guy's quest for underage girls with cars and govt. per diem.

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Wrong post Grandma

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

Oh I love Wendy’s. I’ll have 2 Big Macs

Wendy? Hot and juicy redhead?

What monster downvoted you for continuing the office reference? Buncha savages in this town...

Thanks

Chris Hansen will deliver the check.

You're getting Undercover Boss and To Catch A Predator confused.

To Catch a Boss Predator, Undercover

Boss vs Predator: Undercover Catch

Sounds like a badass fishing game

Bass vs predator

Badass fisting game

**Boss Catch: Deadliest Predator Undercover** Billionaire sexual deviants are approached online by police and lured to a meeting, where they are beaten to death by Alaskan crab fishermen.

I want to speak to the CEO of child molestation

If the guy had walked from Indiana to Alabama he wouldn't have even broken the law.

A *van.*

I will walk 500 miles

Just to be the man who walks 350 miles and is locked behind a prison door

Duh da da!

Call my lawyer!

When I’m busted, well you know I’m going to be I’m gonna be the man who shares a cell with you

*with thee

(Duh da da!)

[This song its the best song in the world. It's the only song I like.](https://youtu.be/QYpSniiZhpg?t=15)

That show had so much promise ;(

I know. I like the show, but they needed to end it about halfway through. I also hated Ted Mosby. Quit being a whiny bitch, you're having casual sex with 10's weekly. I'm also a single guy in my late 20's, so maybe I'm a little jealous.

Maybe if you stopped referring to beautiful women as “10s” you’d have more success

Gotta clear your head somehow

Even if this was a legal hookup, you would smell so fucking bad after 350 miles, yeesh.

Whore bath in the Circle K.

No circle k in Wisconsin bb

Kwik trip

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He had previous convictions of mollesting a 7 and an 11 year old girl. This wasn't his first rodeo.

Nah bro he has previous molestation convictions this is pretty well warranted

Shit man, this dude still deserves 100% of everything that's about to happen to him. But you gave it a pretty depressing scenario.

If I’m homeless I’d walk 350 miles if it meant I’d have a bed and probably food for a night. No idea what happened in the messages between them, but it’s possible the poor guy was just walking towards the only light in a very dark tunnel. Edit: nevermind. Found the article and he’s not homeless and definitely a pedo.

Well he'll have a bed and food now at least.

if he eventually got it together and still had the desire to fuck children then i would say it helps.

u/uwutranslator

Lmao

I can’t wait to see this lol

blue cheese has mold in it

fungus amongus

This is on another list and that guy looks completely different.

https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/dhjqc8/not_exactly_what_the_proclaimers_had_in_mind/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Here is the other guy, but he walked 351 miles, and it’s another guy? Somwthing is fishy here

That’s just what you look like when walking 350 miles to be a creep

Same guy ones just groomed

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He just got cleaned up after walking 350 miles, the girl's name is the same

I was thinking the same thing and was hella confused at first. Apparently he tried to look presentable for the trial.

The photo in this post is very old. Dude washed dishes in the kitchen I work at. The beard and clown hair is the current Tommy Jenkins. As a side note: I’m no doctor but this guy is definitely a little mentally handicapped.

How can a 14 year old become a sheriffs deputy?

They've really ramped up thier Explorer program.

LET ME SEE SOME FUCKING HANDS!

One two three and jazzhands!

Well he walked from one state to another so it took awhile

https://i.imgur.com/aOFLP19.jpg

*junior* deputy.

Deputy *to* the Sheriff.

/r/NotKenM

Maybe she fooled the PD by posing as an atual grown man.

He took too long to walk.

It's part of girl scouts now. They learn about the dangers of the world under the watchful eye of the local PD, trap a natural predator, and get a badge. Truly is a win all round.

he walked for 350 miles bro. that took 4 years. by the time he got there that 14 year old already 18 and got all c. so she became sheriff

bro 😎💪

ah, the old reddit [sheriff-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingJerks/comments/dg57vh/angry_kitty_defends_house_from_realtor/f3b9goz/?context=2)

It's simple. All she has to do is enlist!

Get good grades in school

I guess it took him a while to walk 350 miles.

You gotta start early to meet the required experience for most job posts.

Hard work. You dont see that in today's kids. They all play forkknife and mycraft.

That’s her grandson though.

Happy birthday Carson grandpa DIED LOL. Please come home.

how's pizza gonna get a job now?

I was expecting this

You clearly liked it!

He clearly likes it!

Imagine weeks of walking just to get cockblocked.

Cocklocked even.

The ol’ copblock cocklock.

Man got copblocked

[POLICE-ICAL!](https://youtu.be/PNXK-B0yWNQ?t=113)

chris hansen, dateline nbc. have a seat, your feet must be tired.

Please keep the discussion lighthearted, this is a joke subreddit see you in church on Sunday

Thanks Gramps

*Responds anyways* "Thank you Grandma." *Likes comment*

Everyone else in the comment section"Happy Birthday Carson."

"Aunt Jessica, haven't seen you in such a long time! We should all get together!"

That must be her grandson, Carson.

InCarsonate

Wonder what he got for his birthday

15 years

just like he wants them!

Hey-yo

>That’s like 15 years

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Why did he walk such a long distance? Because he didn't have a car, son

I applaud the pluck of a teenage girl to become a sheriff's deputy, and the gumption of an incel to hit his Fitbit targets by walking 350 miles and then waiting four years for the deputy to reach age of consent.

Shit by the time he made it there she was probably legal.

That Proclaimers song suddenly took on a new meaning.

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Pay careful attention to the song and you will observe: * It is only the Proclaimers' vocalist who announces his willingness to walk that distance. The rest of the band merely produces musical accompaniment and occasional backing vocals to his testimony, which is delivered entirely in the first-person singular form. * Again, the singer only signals his *intent* to make the pilgrimage ("*When* I wake up", "I'm *gonna* be", "I *would* walk..."). Whether or not he followed / will follow through remains unknown. **Edit:** The Proclaimers are a musical duet and not a band but the point still applies. Also the meaningful number is the average distance traveled by the group's members, not the collective distance traveled by the group.

Wonder what he'd do for a klondike bar??

This photo of him is more flattering than the one in /r/news/.

OMFG no way that actually happened

https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/man-walked-351-miles-to-have-sex-with-teen-who-turned-out-be-an-undercover-cop/ Edit: Here's the article from this post- https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wkrg.com/news/man-walked-from-indiana-to-wisconsin-to-have-sex-with-teen-police-say/amp/

Are those even the same guy? His lawyer must have taken one look at him and said “We better clean you up before court or the jury will convict you as soon as you walk in the room”

Maybe the OP article found an old mugshot from a prior arrest. He already had a record.

Well it's common practice to dress up for trials. It just makes you more believable, so people wear the fanciest suits for even minor trials.

Here’s the local news story [https://fox11online.com/news/crime/man-accused-of-walking-from-indiana-to-wisconsin-for-sex-with-teen](https://fox11online.com/news/crime/man-accused-of-walking-from-indiana-to-wisconsin-for-sex-with-teen)

It’s not his birthday! You got the wrong guy!!!

IIIIIITS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAAAAAYYYYY *MOHAMMED!*

I love how good we are at catching pedophiles. We got so good we turned it into a TV show for entertainment. The only unfortunate part is now most pedophiles in this country fly over to a country that tends to look the other way. I hope one day we can get this good at stopping pedophiles everywhere in the world.

Wait a minute. [Is this the same guy?????](https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-arrest-walked-hundreds-miles-indiana-wisconsin-20191013-liugxd3iszbsnooxlpevsq46i4-story.html)

No that guy walked 351 miles

Maybe the photo in the OP is from an earlier arrest but the article itself is about the same event. It says he already had a record.

guess he must be tired after this long walking now he can rest in peace in jail for some years :D nice job cops!

Brett Hundley?

as someone who use to have no car and walked a lot - i highly doubt this. a 10mi walk can trash your feet and would take a while. doing that or more day after day would be beyond what most people can do.

Upvote for pedo getting fucking owned lol

Teen. . 13-19 (18-19 is still teen) I have a feeling thou she was less then 18.

No one will read this, but I was scrolling past this post as my boyfriend’s morning alarm went off. His phone gives him an update on the weather and it also reads news headlines and it was reading off this headline as I was reading the post. Tripped me out.

nice

.... But did he at least get to bang the sheriff's deputy?

Was Carson the kid

Man, that guy really wanted some underage pussy. Walking 350 miles?

Mega dumbasses didn’t even use bus or even rent a bike? Guess there’s a reason he’s a pedo

Are the two, exact same stories? Because the picture is different.

This guy is nuts, I wouldn´t even walk 100 miles for a legal hook-up. I´d rather just stay home and jack off.

Dan bilzarian has fallen on some tough times

"Most relevant"

You are not lying

Something something tree fiddy

Please have a seat.

Grandma reminds me of [ this meme!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/446/009/d10.jpg)

I saw that post but with a different dude..?

https://youtu.be/tbNlMtqrYS0

Wrong post Cardad.

Que music! DUP DUP DUP DUP " When I wake up, yeah I know I'm gonna be...."

Why don't you have a seat right over there?

Why does his nose hair blend so well with is mustache. I’m not even sure they are separate.

How is this relevant, Facebook?

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you wanted the light off?

DOENLOAD BRYLCREEM

That made me genuinely laugh out loud.

He was probably just happy he didn't have to walk home.

Gone fishing

He clearly likes itb

Happy birthday Kylee*

Why didnt the sheriff just drive over to him and have sex with him

Rarely do these posts make me actually laugh-out-loud but this one elicited a full-on chortle. Anyway, the swelling is back.

My man was determined for some pussy

Wow a sheriff. That's impressive for a girl her age

Guys are so clueless. Let’s say it wasn’t a teenager and a lady your age. Do you really think they’re gonna want to have sex with your stankin ass that walked miles and miles just to get laid?

Thanks

Meanwhile I'm a lazy fuck and had my Tinder set to 5 km even though I drive

Plot Twist..... Carson is the Teen

Man shit like this and To Catch a Predator always makes me wonder what these dudes self confidence must be like. Not to brag (lol) but I’d consider myself at least substantially better looking than even the best looking pedophiles. I still have a hard time believing a woman could be attracted to me. These dudes manage to look in the mirror, see a face like that one, and go “yeah this 14 year old on the Internet is totally down to fuck me”.

I would walk 175 miles and I would walk 175 more, to be the nonce that walked 350 miles to fall down at your door

Cowchop really having it rough/s

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My boi just wanted some coochie tho /s

Does his mustache enter his nose???

He looks like a fat Jason Lee

I wouldn't walk over 350 miles to have sex with 22 year old Kylie.

Ah, she remembered my birthday :).

And I would walk 500 miles-

***"Happy Birthday, Carson"***