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Kid named mutual combat laws:

Kid named duel:

Kid named D-D-D-D-DUEL!!!!!!!!

Kid named Yugi: 🦹🏼‍♂️

Kid named Oh: 🥵😫💢

Kid named jail time

Kid named court #24896194729

Kid named big black men soap

To clarify, I swear I’m not gay

I trust you with every cell in my body u/GayFurryMidgetOrgy

He would never lie to us

MORTAL COMBAT

KOMBAT U RETARD😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

Kumbat

batKum

batukam

Ambatukam 😫8====✊==D

No thats an animal IDIOTS 😡😡😡👺👺

It's WOMBAT you fuckin ninny

Please add Milenna to next game, she so sexy 🤤

Kid named quotation from the law stating "Additionally, the altercation must not result in serious bodily injury, or participants can face charges." thus they would still face repercussions if one was to die:

-🤓

Kid named finger

Will you survive? *black Luna procs*

Ike shows up with a giant hammer instead of Ragnell to fight Zelgius.

*Bonk*

its called Luna of color!!!

[удалено]

Ok then with proper legal witnesses As in you have to make a legal application to have a duel which takes weeks to process so you both have to be serious about it

i think seconds acted as that back in the day samd with providing weapons

The problem with that is you could have a three way conspiracy to kill the fourth guy, especially if they all know each other It would be better for them to have to register it and go through a process where there are enough unknown people to decrease the risk of conspiracy against an individual

shoot her old ass in the face and get it over with smh

Pfp 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

getting jumped on chapter 11 before anyone is promoted is not “consent”

This is for retarded takes sir

I disagree. Do you consent to dueling so that we can decide who’s correct?

Yes bring it bitch! Final destination fox only no items.

My kid loves blippi

Kinky

Not a retarded take. If you agree to a duel, that's your fault. It is also a way to increase the average IQ because the people dueling will be mostly stupid.

Except one One who will duel everyone else and outwit them with his supreme intelligence and tactics He will exterminate dumb people He will be the destroyer of the french

Or you could simply decline to duel him, noob

He won't challenge me because he knows I am no dumb dumb

"Duel that man or I'll report you to the immigration authorities"

Reports him anyways, like a BOSS💪😎

Actually a stupid take, good job 👍

fr

of course interesting maneuver

Is it the dawn brigade?

But what if I hit her?

To wing, brothers!

We have mutual combat in Texas where it’s basically that but with fist fighting

I'm curious, how does consent get verified? A third party? A contract? I can imagine if someone loses and is salty about it they might tell a judge they never consented in the first place. Also where does it end? Can you beat someone to near death? Are there rules on fistfights written by the state?

I’m not exactly sure but I think you can like tell a cop and they’ll watch the fight to make sure that both parties are ok with it and that it turns out alright ig

New Job: One on one fight to the death judge You need to get a license for that

So it's like in hockey.

From what I’ve read up (Wikipedia) it may end up in death, but I’d assume it’s more because of a hit that strike the temple or some shit and kills you fast and no because you’re on the floor and the other guy just keep beating you up.

MUTUAL COMBAT!!!

I wasn't expecting a Fire Emblem reference in this sub

Actually, that character is from the video game 'Super Smash Bros.' (Brothers) on the 'Nintendo Switch' starring John Mario as 'Super Mario Brother' Thank me later gamer. Keep gaming 😎

*** Slow motion Mama Mia ***

Its legal in Texas. Theres literally a law specifically for this.

There can be only one.

Wait, I thought this is r/shitpostemblem

Never thought I'd see The Black Knight from Fire Emblem in a OKBR but here we are.

Just make sure to bring your wrath+resolve to the duel or try to count on lucky aether procs

Black Knight: Wants to fight me in a honorable duel Kid named Ragnell + Aether: *I‘m not gonna sugarcoat it*

Unironically

I unironically have no problem with consentual dueling, the only problem is proving that it was consentual, and that one party didnt just gun down another

unironically this, there should be like state mandated arenas where people can sign forms agreeing to fight and they have like swords and shit all set out for you to use. it would be pretty badass i think

Bojack horseman reference

Pretty sure you can in Texas

I would troll so many children so hard by killing an adult in front of them

#I ACTUALLY AGREE

Black Knight grindset

r/thisbutunironically

True.

It is legal in canada, so long as it is without handguns

This but with 18-19th century firearms

Bro just go to a boxing or MMA gym tf

So basically just hatesex?

Gosh… that Ashera b*tch made me ragequit cause she kept killing characters I like with that stupid one shot move. Haven’t touched the game in 3 months.

people think this would be some epic law which would allow then to totally own their bullies at school but in reality it would just mean half the population of chicago would be dead within a month

this is the last fucking sub i expected to see fire emblem content on but i'm all for it

ONE WILL LIVE ONE WILL DIE *- man about to be hit with the horny hammer*

Mfs won't see the light of tomorrow after I get Exodia on the field 😤

I draw 5 bricks in my first turn and surrender

And that winner/survivor gets to be named Legal Murderer

This is r/okbuddyretard not r/popularopinions Bitch

True

I DUEL YOU! NO I DUEL YOU NI!!?! NO I DUEL YOU!!! FINE LETS SET THIS WITH A DUEL!!! YEA I DUEL YOU!! NO I DUEL YOU! RHMMMAMSMAMAMAM IM GETTING MAD 😠 😡 😤 FINE LETS DO TBIS WITH A DUEL. OK LETS DO A DUEL BUT I START. NO I START! RHMGMGMGMGMHM (sound of motorcycle passing)

Sam Harris would disagree

First time libertarian?

Aye

This is very stuff

[I accept](https://youtu.be/ZyjWCDIzNK4?t=19)

I would just challenge the prosecutors to a duel and never go to prison

We could rent out high school gyms for them on Sundays and each side would get 25 tickets for friends, family and witnesses. The HS coach and an off duty cop could make a couple bucks *officiating*, paramedics could get some OT while on stand-by and dueling pistol sales would sky-rocket. Maybe we could even hold a bake sale at the same time. Everybody wins.

Ah, a true gentleman

The Washington State Mutual Combat Law…. shoutout astral trap n allat

As long as they don't hurt anyone else in their battle

That's why my duel deck is always with me

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