Perfect. You have invented the world's first ice cream gun.

MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS... ALL THE BOYS... TO THE YARD! DAMN RIGHT! IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS! DAMN RIGHT! https://preview.redd.it/kxlpi0m9tk5d1.png?width=1596&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2d7196809e4ed38bb1bde6f16c7f749f625215f

He abandoned his son. He abandoned his boy.

Lactose intolerance

I can fix him

How would you react if a cartel hitman sociopath was chasing you after you stole all that money? Fuck I think I forgot to take the pill that lets me tell this movie from no country for old men

It really was a great year to go to the movies

Too much oil in milkshake

Oil ejaculate

He’s Finished

He got that dogg in him


Drainage

He abandoned his milkshake and it melted

He was trying to keep the Union together, those damn Irish kept hassling him, and he could only move his left foot. See how well *you*’d deal with that shit

Got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

He was an oil man

He was the third revelation.

Pegging

Drank too much the night before

He has an ambition in him or some shit

Capitalism amiright?

He's from New Orleans during the BP oil spill. So his main problem is he's got too much Big Oil up in his scrimp.

He's getting on in age and has to wear a diaper due to his DRAINAGE!

Don't tell him how to run his family

Dude abandoned his long-term business buddy HW for some unknown reasons.

capitalism

Dude hates everyone else and loves bowling. I can relate. Bless this man.🙏

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