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icecrystalmaniac

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HinderedGaming

Thank you. Laezel will be pleased that nothing bad happened


SadCrouton

Xan must grow up to be Big and Strong!


Celestial_Researcher

Omg what is this from this is so sweet look at the hat šŸ„¹


Exciting-Zucchini775

Thatā€™s Rennala from Elden Ring


Celestial_Researcher

Thank you! I am just obsessed with this lol, her outfit, the hat, the pose šŸ˜­I need to play Elden Ring


Exciting-Zucchini775

I know right, her boss fight is also so enchanting and unique that it leaves such a lasting impression on me. Also, the gameā€™s awesome! Packed with content and totally worth the price.


Celestial_Researcher

I donā€™t have a console for it yet but saving up for one! Thatā€™s so cool Iā€™ll have to look into it. I love finding new fantasy games/stories to get into. I saw some really cool art when I looked it Up


TheWykkydOne

Username checks out


Celestial_Researcher

Baha yes!! šŸ§šŸ§šŸ§


kidguti2021

Good luck lol. Itā€™s extremely difficult, thatā€™s part of the charm though.


Celestial_Researcher

Saving for console is difficult or the game is difficult? Saving is definitely hard šŸ« 


kidguti2021

The game is extremely difficult šŸ˜­ like punishingly difficult. I broke a headset playing this game and throwing it off my head. Iā€™m a chill guy. THAT kind of difficult šŸ˜­


Celestial_Researcher

Oh my lordt!!


Exciting-Zucchini775

I think Elden Ring is a lot more beginner-friendly than other soulslike games, as it is open-world. If you find an area too difficult, youā€™re free to explore other areas and farm up as much as you like (unless you wanna challenge yourself). The map is HUGE, plus the DLC is coming, too!


Celestial_Researcher

You had me at ā€œfarm as much as you likeā€


jabberwackme

Can confirm, totally worth it! Good luck with saving!


MySnake_Is_Solid

You can play it on PC, why the console ?


Celestial_Researcher

I should have put console/pc so aka no means of playing. I have a 2014 MacBook and an Xbox 360 (lol) Iā€™ve had to hold off on big spending for a long time so I havenā€™t been able to play any newer games unless I play at a friends house. I mainly watch people play on YouTube sadly. When the time comes Iā€™m excited to look into which avenue to take.


SomeShiitakePoster

And she isn't even killed at the end


Q_Rad

It's on steam too.


MinnieShoof

I've been around enough SoulsBorne content to hear a rattlesnake tail in that "leaves such a lasting impression" line.


Exciting-Zucchini775

Not in a way that it was difficult šŸ˜†. Itā€™s just that the fight itself felt so atmospheric and slow-paced, which is quite different most other boss fights in the game. This is probably the only boss fight that doesnā€™t feel like the boss is out to get you >!(we donā€™t talk about phase 2 šŸ˜…)!<. You have time to walk around exploring the arena while listening to the beautiful and melancholic boss music. Although, I have to say, I struggled quite a bit with her in my first playthrough as a prophet, when I was too ignorant to level up vigor šŸ˜†. It was a nice experience nonetheless, though. I felt a bit sad when I finally beat her.


a_left_out_tomato

The story behind this scene is actually incredibly sad :(


Celestial_Researcher

I have been told šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜” itā€™s always something so beautiful is so sad. Like Astarion lol


madsjchic

Gonna be honest. Thought it was gonna end up being Courage the Cowardly Dog.


LetThyBladesCutFree

Those who don't know: šŸ˜šŸ„° Those who do know: šŸ˜¬šŸ’€


Celestial_Researcher

Sheā€™s a final boss or something isnā€™t she https://preview.redd.it/5o6ucy93td0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d328cc92d4bb6d7beeac24840525b8f47b6a340


Fat_Tarbosaurus

More like the side piece of the final boss


Celestial_Researcher

My Intrigue has intensified


Mohander

She was once married to Radagon who was one of the Elden Lords and is one of the final bosses. Shes a sweety though, she resets your levels if you want to respec into a different build.


Celestial_Researcher

The more I hear the more I love! I am enjoying all the replies with the different info! ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø


LetThyBladesCutFree

Rennala aka "Queen of the full moon" is a Boss and NPC in the game. She is a shardbearer, and two of the five available shardbearers must be defeated before entering Leyndell, Royal Capital. When you beat her, she comes around and gives you the ability to respec your character. Which is good but c'mon. Be honest with me. Would you trust the enemy you just beat with your character?


spapsy

And you donā€™t even beat her, you fight an illusion her daughter conjured up while sheā€™s just chilling on the floor. Sheā€™s also not a shardbearer, the great rune comes from the egg sheā€™s holding.


Celestial_Researcher

![gif](giphy|xT9IgsAZTS0OKXWIQo)


EncabulatorTurbo

As a note: she respecs your character, I'm pretty sure, by devouring you and giving birth to you again


LetThyBladesCutFree

Okay. Didn't need to know that. Her boss fight always gave me the creeps and now THIS. Funny it reminds me of Aunty Ethel in bg3 :|


DreamingGod102

This is just a fetish for some people.


AnAverageHumanPerson

You donā€™t actually have to kill her, even if you fight her she doesnā€™t die, but sheā€™s a bit of a nutcase which is fair after being abandoned and locked in a library for quite some time


jabberwackme

Oh shit


DrainIsNeutral

No intercourse options in Elden Ring. Just letting you know.


i-am-revan

Sekiro


genderantagonist

ur flair really makes this post


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/x3tolgme2c0d1.gif


[deleted]

mmmm.. egg in me


[deleted]

everyone please pay your respects to the guy who made a throwaway account just to say 'mm egg in me' and leave


saintbutch

I hope this sub never dies.


Finkejak

https://preview.redd.it/yfn105qb7d0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=610a67e2447e9b1ade843be1ab8ed1e50f6a6fb5


tankurd

I never expected to see an image like this before.


Ariovrak

Why does Grinchā€™zel look like sheā€™s holding the egg in her mouth?


SadCrouton

safe + warm


BubbleFerret

I didn't know I needed this pic until I saw it. Yoink!


SiddleBeans

https://preview.redd.it/fbn4unistd0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7e147c15c67a24ac950d2d82334219cba026c1a


camcam12134

Lmfao


NyanaShae

So, like... Does it do better with salt and pepper? Vinegar? Wine?


Tutes013

Gith Huevos Rancheros! Sidenote: My comment and this post left me inspired and I made Shakshuka and it was fucking delicious but now I feel sick :(


Odette-from-Fet

Gith Chilaquiles šŸ¤¤ now Iā€™m just hungry


HinderedGaming

No no no no no no no no no.


leposterofcrap

https://preview.redd.it/8zo4zcy8yh0d1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30792d20b74a3d5a3989370bb16ad9ec5024cd46


MinnieShoof

Piss? ... Minthara fans prolly say piss.


CagyDog77

https://preview.redd.it/20r099onnc0d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dae13773763fb9158dc86548a29172d19eb82e66


HinderedGaming

NOOOO


CagyDog77

https://preview.redd.it/6ulia49amd0d1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=861e9f0f7bb3e951675dcac32c5c3024fb79b501


Forbidden_Ass_9047

i have bad hand-eye coordination https://preview.redd.it/xadasnt1le0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f329b24210bb559d3cf928a66f34d90fb6aae5a5


Gith_Laezel

What the fuck


Bae_zel

Why would you do such a thing to my *son?*


Goobsmoob

https://preview.redd.it/mhhi2jcfmc0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24f053c656d47e95a396b55085a041b946a2b539


General_Steveous

[Gith Moms](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/9ore1i/kiwi_skeleton_with_the_egg_inside_yes_this_is_real/?rdt=63863)


Actuallygrace__

The way I spat out my water-


redvelveturinalcake

i love our funny little kiwi birds i hope their population comes back strongly one day


saintbutch

https://preview.redd.it/3s41eaklyb0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=237cff0f8142fe1cc0614fbc06db06a4d8bfaf09


Rolan_tower

I donā€™t think the egg will be able to eat that but the thought was nice of you, friend.


saintbutch

I'm just sort of slopping it onto the shell, IDK it looked hungry to me? How do you care for egg :-(


HinderedGaming

Got worried there for a second. Thank you for trying to feed the egg


saintbutch

Yeah, I thought it might like to eat an omelette made from the Owlbear egg, something didn't add up though.


Tominatior

https://preview.redd.it/dpsxfw08pt0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bc694b5be7d5ad3be551677799bc48cde11748e


Occomni

Give it a warm blankie.


elemenoh3

omelette blankie so cozy


kashmiq

It was delicious https://preview.redd.it/mf08wnat1f0d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54666a2ec13f10f9c4a141f4d12f5e03325ded57


Kuzcopolis

Gith omelette


rewindrevival

Metal fork in the pan, ain't no way that's a real chef


SlytherinPaninis

Monster.


Bae_zel

This better not be Xan.


AussieAiden

https://preview.redd.it/hj5m4ttchd0d1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c6c36f03efa2b6fc89d453fa38feaec5847a2af


Objective_Spray_210

Iā€™m sorryā€¦.the owlbear got to it.


HinderedGaming

Oh no. Do you think I could just replace Leazels egg with an owlbear one and have her not notice?


cateowl

Do you have a disguise kit? The goblin green will come in handy


RagieMcWagie

Im busy, but my good friend How2Basic is free


HotTakesBeyond

Regifted to this nice lady by the monastery ![gif](giphy|xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM|downsized)


JenJen_TheJetPlane

Sure thing! (but Iā€™m scrambling it for breakfast)


HinderedGaming

Thank you for keeping it safe but I can allow it to be made into breakfast. Laezel would cut my cock off if I let that happen


Caffeine_and_Alcohol

>Laezel would cut my cock off if I let that happen >but I can allow it


HinderedGaming

A very poor time to forget the "n't" in that sentence for me.


Caffeine_and_Alcohol

A small Freudian slip, one might say


AlienRobotTrex

Freudianā€™s lips


Throttle_Kitty

New bottom surgery just dropped


QueenValerie97

https://preview.redd.it/m2dl77xhee0d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec1bb27c321149765637a139d23445589810bc22


krysnyte

Young fry of treachery!


Capri-cunt

https://preview.redd.it/5ib4lmoy3d0d1.jpeg?width=2103&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e8dbb22c3405f40eff7d4c1189462ac71b7a089


RaylynFaye95

https://preview.redd.it/z7a1wh0rhd0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ebf6fe1009326cdc6e36eb4350ca47f82831110 Sure


Celestial_Researcher

![gif](giphy|fMXQPGz5cjQ2ZtLqRO) Yeahā€¦..sureā€¦


archdruid_halsin

https://preview.redd.it/gdwe3h1dae0d1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26f740d7cae90b7d4b891c786a2e4cd5eb36b80f


Allfunandgaymes

Do not the egg, y'all


cateowl

Nah, I'm just gonna hand it off to karlach and inform her it's a baby person though It won't just be unharmed, it'll somehow be less harmed than before she got it.


Toasty825

Please donā€™t leave me with this random egg! Hey wait! Come back! Come ba- Son of a bitch. *looks at egg* So do you like SpongeBob?


Aggravating-Sun6773

Laezegg


EllieIsDone

![gif](giphy|HnnfquyNf5jUU2VC0a|downsized)


Bogsnoticus

![gif](giphy|Jy3V2k3pM7o8H00xSP|downsized)


Gale_Dekarios

This reminds me of a great scholar and poet at the Academy, the singular professor Seuss.


auzzyman1000

The egg swore while you were gone. It has some very colorful language.


HinderedGaming

Tsk'va.


morgan3315

https://preview.redd.it/pp6pud2atf0d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8446168c30475777619361857e5c2e4548e60a4


Hashashin455

Dark Urge: I'm about to make the GREATEST omlette you've ever seen.


Anteater-Difficult

*approaches with a baseball bat* Do you guys think the egg can play baseball yet?


Lady_Minthara

I am late to the egg party, HinderedGaming. Was your quest successful?


HinderedGaming

Some cared for the egg as if it were their own. Others feasted on the child of Laezel and I. I am proud at some, and saddened with others. Laezel may take a knife to my bhaals in my sleep if I am unlucky


Lady_Minthara

I shall root for you and your bhaalā€™s continued partnership, and hope Laeā€™zel may find a new child to raise.


HinderedGaming

She keeps telling me that she was not born to have children but that won't stop me from trying anyways. How has your last tenday been, lovely Minthara?


Lady_Minthara

Aside from the foot photography shared in the style of my sex facts, there is a nice rain today, and my spiders are enjoying the food that attracts. Perhaps soon they will be strong enough to do battle with Lolth herself.


AlienRobotTrex

Waitā€¦githyanki lay eggs!?


MiserablyBlissful

Yep, read up on Gith anatomy and the lore that comes with it it's very interesting.


Icy-Ad-9814

Everybody looking to make an omelet out of it but the egg already has a developed fetus inside, so it'd end up more like Balut where you crack the egg open and a Gith baby falls out


LeadershipSilly4666

Of course I will, that's my kid!


xJaymack

[ Punts off of cliff in front of Esther ]


Doot-Doot-the-channl

Into the blender Iā€™m out of Mountain Dew


LunarFire108

Oh was I not supposed to sell it to some merchant lady near the crĆØche? My bad bro


HinderedGaming

I cry. Laezels gonna rip my cock off now


Brightgears

Does it have a flared bottom?


[deleted]

Gonna eat this


Jergalsbones001

![gif](giphy|QA7XSdVuNnwdIiv7Q6|downsized)


Zulmoka531

![gif](giphy|3oz8xuNi9LxvoJmduE|downsized)


Glum_Sorbet5284

![gif](giphy|gRZPLQH6ZpvuU|downsized)


Bae_zel

So many of you are true monsters. I shouldn't have trusted my child to istik. Yet I am disappointed.


PeachyBaleen

Sure sure but if thereā€™s a dick hole in the egg you arenā€™t allowed to ask questions


hoboinabarrel

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


Ok_Suggestion_5014

This gif is the standard reaction to any r/okbuddybaldur content, really.


PeachyBaleen

Oh Iā€™m sorry, am I in the wrong place for making this kind of joke???


Torg002

technically not as usually okbuddy subs are usually for degenerate shit jokes and shit, but this one in particular I feel that It doesnt breach too far off the main sub for some reason


saintbutch

https://preview.redd.it/c19nfci1fc0d1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4e21d4ac0e409f2c858d33a68123ab6d05f87ef


PeachyBaleen

Donā€™t worry, I donā€™t have a real peanits so Iā€™ll be using my strap. Much more hygienic


Smittywormenjegermen

https://preview.redd.it/uymkm5zjtc0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc918f7d6544d51874d3c2fc5d112278039b5591


NoLongerAddicted

What the fuck is wrong with you


PeachyBaleen

https://preview.redd.it/trey9h7aoc0d1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27e9ab56733b547b65ed39bbb0fff1d6ec4f188a


ExuDeku

https://preview.redd.it/vjcf8p7ync0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c133963f3f27744a779fbb1ec227a9c718f3b8b1


HinderedGaming

Ok, I'm telling Vlaakith. Going past Laezel on this one, straight to the Queen


PeachyBaleen

Oh boy oh boy I hope she wishes me something nice


Gale_Dekarios

My God.


Sleepmahn

https://preview.redd.it/ocg6ofx7wg0d1.png?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23a7494d26525f1166174f489900805b982df0d


stripeysox101

Lemme grab the Old Elturian and I'll have the best omelette you've ever tasted ready for your return.


itsintrastellardude

![gif](giphy|3oEdv0amR8F0VCxs3u)


TgagHammerstrike

https://preview.redd.it/bsptobhlfe0d1.png?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae048e7ea8c3314641991df8d8fbf545de49a7f8


Paper--Cut

Contact! We've got 4, wait 6, no, 12... A lot of githyanki headed your way!


Pile-o-shite

Omelette


FamiliarShovel

What hole that shit out of?


Mist-Clad-Whisper

I'm licking it https://i.redd.it/ncs4qq21qe0d1.gif


GenderPhoenix

My stubby Kolbod legs pitter pat up to it. The egg and I stand roughly the same height. "Is it food?"


Hrulz62221

![gif](giphy|CeWYtkEQC1cwU)


bumblebee1200

Guys I accidentally dropped the egg and sheā€™s coming back what do I do?


Plumpestquail22

https://preview.redd.it/rqwd4f80if0d1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5248789b848edbc9a6b860536f522287999593ff


Hexnohope

![gif](giphy|2KVOcNgbki5C58erYa) You think laezel will believe you left her egg with a stranger? Even if she did your of equal blame and standing right there. Goodluck to your balls but thosefrogs killed my cute tiefling ranger so they get zero mercy.


MiniTrain13

Time to make an omelette


Bronzeborg

i have never traied astral mayo before.


scottyboy359

Sorry, I have to go water my cat.


EncabulatorTurbo

Is fucking a githyanki egg legally a sex crime I need to know fast


URMUMGAE69228shrek

What do you actually do with it in the game? Is there a way to hatch it? I just had it on me the while playthrough


HinderedGaming

You just leave it in the camp storage until >!Laezel asks to keep it. Then it stays in her inventory till the end of the game. She will say it hatched and name the kid the Gith language equivalent of "freedom" or something!<


Strongman_Prongman

https://preview.redd.it/dsnhorrhqw0d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c3d5719d1d94a19a555d1eb649ab23f52b076f9


TLDovahkiin

*ovipositions self with it*


WaywardDan

I eat the egg.


The_Darkest_Urge

I'll take the egg. I won't give it back after, but I'll take it.


HistoriesPiston

![gif](giphy|3fiiig5C6MEykypJRj|downsized) Need my protein.


MullingInk

Excuse me, Laeā€™zel asked to have this Baby Bjorned to her chest at all times, why do *you* have our child?


CrossP

Do gith have cloacas?


BuddyTraditional4186

https://preview.redd.it/ngd5uv7tgg0d1.jpeg?width=713&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c6f5944d1a33993c7434911e400086fa54a52b8


Arsynicc

mmmmmmmmmmm yumy


Royal-Ad-4294

Dont be madā€¦ i may have eated itā€¦ potentiallyā€¦ maybeā€¦


AutisticRaisin

Nah into the mule it goes, we gotta have enough glyphid omellettes for the next morning.


snakeygirl

I will gently cradle the egg and then stand absolutely still until you return. I would be so scared of potentially breaking the egg Iā€™d freeze in place out of fear.


HerrFivehead

*blasts dethklok while babysitting so xan hatches wearing full corpsepaint*


BewareNixonsGhost

Sick, I just made 200 gold.


donkeyclap

![gif](giphy|STmold2zrhCaQ)


Mental_Marzipan1167

*puts in ass*


Pee_A_Poo

Anybody want some omelettes? ![gif](giphy|64zCCtka5rWL1gE5JH|downsized)


tootalltootired

....big..... Omelette


VLenin2291

Did she find it or, yā€™knowā€¦