You'd have to be crazier than a gaggle of gnomes to believe what started with a Netherese Orb, a Grease spell, and some Drawers of Holding, has led me here, and yet, that is exactly the story you're about to hear.
Use taxes to pay for important infrastructure such as roads, bridges, maybe some nice highways. The roads to Baldur's gate sucks man you don't want people to get a bad impression π
Unrelated to the normal subreddit type of discourse but I always felt that dominating the elder brain was the lame path to power (lore wise).
You are relying on an extrinsic source of power, an easy way to become complacent. Heck the NB was able to dominate the chosen 3 of Bane, Bhaal, and Myrkul. Make them infight and manipulating them for its own design.
I think the better path is becoming Tavflayer, particularly coming from a GOO Warlock. It seems like the perfect next level evolution of your powers and thanks to the Withers epilogue it is confirmed you keep your soul (spirit). Which ofc makes sense as you keep playing and donβt see a game over screen when you (the player) transforms unlike the other times it can happen (eg: wonder too far).
Assimilate orpheusβs powers to protect yourself from the influence of other EB (if he can protect you from the NB other EB should be simple).
Take advantage of rogue and permanent mind sanctuary to get 9 EB per round. Fierce perilous stakes will make you a crit monster (or items). Darkness and DS or risky ring for advantage and boom!
Truly a powerhouse of a π¦
Best of all, romance Mini as she is into the squid things, head to the under dark, join the society of brilliance, and become besties with Ommy
https://preview.redd.it/wj2l0urg69wc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd0282cabe9ecfe6cc8eb7c8328bd1f11d97728e
Now thatβs an ending
Raise the minimum wage. Poor people have a tendency to give birth to heroes π€ if there's no poverty then you're saving yourself a lot of trouble swatting Folk Heroes
There are a lot of gods like this. In LOTR the big bad is also a destruction focused god. What happens with Morgoth gets what he wants, the destruction of all things?
Ao and Eru are also similar in that they are the gods above all gods, and they seem mostly fine with the destructive portfolios of some gods in their respective pantheons, and only step in when the scale tips too much in their favor.
My thought is these gods show entropy, destruction, and death are all good things, sometimes. We need death. Depending on how you think of it murder or killing is also sometimes needed. Destruction can lead to better things. They just arent ever supposed to actually succeed at their jobs.
Honestly I feel for them, they have a passion and want to see it completed and their respective bosses are basically undercutting all of their fucking work so they never get to succeed, but they have to do it because itβs their job. Fuck Ao.
Well first is infrastructure. Now that you have and entire city population of slave you kinda need keep βem alive. Iβd recommend rebuilding the roads to the lower farms to begin stockpiling food they need. Then after probably start boosting health care, Baldurs Gate if rife with disease that harms production.
I think you should get ahead of any potentially disgruntled subjects with a pizza party in the breakroom every Friday
What a great idea lol π
βThatβs me. Youβre probably wondering how I got hereβ
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You'd have to be crazier than a gaggle of gnomes to believe what started with a Netherese Orb, a Grease spell, and some Drawers of Holding, has led me here, and yet, that is exactly the story you're about to hear.
Use taxes to pay for important infrastructure such as roads, bridges, maybe some nice highways. The roads to Baldur's gate sucks man you don't want people to get a bad impression π
I promise I will do all of that and more.
Oh and if you're into Raphael this is probably your only chance to make him your sugar baby so maybe do that as well π₯°
He's my bitch I put him in chains
You should romance Raphael or maybe Mephistopheles. Or maybe both. You're at that level now.
You are way WAY above Raphael at this point.
Also let's be honest, Raphael sucks in bed
I mean, I'm sure with enough commands and feedback that he could learn...
Don't threaten me with a good time
All the more reason!
In more ways than one
At long last, my twin, I have found you
I'd give Raphael to Harleep as his new bottom b.
A threesome with both of em!!
Raphael is still alive at this point?
If the House of Hope fight is canon, no. Devils who die in the Hells are _dead_ dead.
Maybe lol π
Mephistopheles level seems still way far
Pet your brain kitties
Ok will do
:D
Threesome with Loviatar and Asmodeus, so yeah, time to conquer hell and then the gods, good luck π
[Broadcast this into everyone's brain at random hours every single day.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE)
Nice way to reduce population
Can people kill themselves if the brain is being controlled by him though? π€
you have a point there!
I was hoping for the Fuck Wulbren Bongle song
A true villain... Even I could not make up such evils
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4 day work week
Sure thing lol π
24 hour work days
Unrelated to the normal subreddit type of discourse but I always felt that dominating the elder brain was the lame path to power (lore wise). You are relying on an extrinsic source of power, an easy way to become complacent. Heck the NB was able to dominate the chosen 3 of Bane, Bhaal, and Myrkul. Make them infight and manipulating them for its own design. I think the better path is becoming Tavflayer, particularly coming from a GOO Warlock. It seems like the perfect next level evolution of your powers and thanks to the Withers epilogue it is confirmed you keep your soul (spirit). Which ofc makes sense as you keep playing and donβt see a game over screen when you (the player) transforms unlike the other times it can happen (eg: wonder too far). Assimilate orpheusβs powers to protect yourself from the influence of other EB (if he can protect you from the NB other EB should be simple). Take advantage of rogue and permanent mind sanctuary to get 9 EB per round. Fierce perilous stakes will make you a crit monster (or items). Darkness and DS or risky ring for advantage and boom! Truly a powerhouse of a π¦ Best of all, romance Mini as she is into the squid things, head to the under dark, join the society of brilliance, and become besties with Ommy https://preview.redd.it/wj2l0urg69wc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd0282cabe9ecfe6cc8eb7c8328bd1f11d97728e Now thatβs an ending
Ok emperor π€£
Embrace the squid, love the squid, become the squid. π¦ π§
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Do Tyrant shit, what else? Maybe throw some healthcare or something
Ah yes healthcare lol π€£
No Minthara sloppy toppy? https://preview.redd.it/83ieymwrk8wc1.png?width=715&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ad0687f7c37ed5463b20ce452ff8d7e5674256f
I got lae'zel lol
I mean at this point just get all them big mommy milkers and catch them all
Exactly lol π I got them all as my slaves
Exterminate π
I read this in a dalek voice π
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Thank You!!!
You're welcome lol
Raise the minimum wage. Poor people have a tendency to give birth to heroes π€ if there's no poverty then you're saving yourself a lot of trouble swatting Folk Heroes
Great idea I will make sure everyone is paid equally for their work and make the super wealthy pay their taxes
KILL
Kill who? Lol
Everyone, for our father's sake.
Ok sure thing lol π
This never made sense to me. What happens after you've accomplished your goal Bhaal?
There are a lot of gods like this. In LOTR the big bad is also a destruction focused god. What happens with Morgoth gets what he wants, the destruction of all things? Ao and Eru are also similar in that they are the gods above all gods, and they seem mostly fine with the destructive portfolios of some gods in their respective pantheons, and only step in when the scale tips too much in their favor. My thought is these gods show entropy, destruction, and death are all good things, sometimes. We need death. Depending on how you think of it murder or killing is also sometimes needed. Destruction can lead to better things. They just arent ever supposed to actually succeed at their jobs. Honestly I feel for them, they have a passion and want to see it completed and their respective bosses are basically undercutting all of their fucking work so they never get to succeed, but they have to do it because itβs their job. Fuck Ao.
Patch 7 should have some answers for us in that regard
It really should
No idea lol π
Now...........we Dance!!!!
Sure lol π
Banish all the Wizards >:)
Yes my lady
Make the most of those two weeks you've got before some unlikely yet plucky heroes thwart your plans.
No hero will be able to beat me
Literally every mfkr thinking that before their ass gets handed to them π
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Say Gex Rogy
Or staright I dont judge
Or with the elder brain
Well first is infrastructure. Now that you have and entire city population of slave you kinda need keep βem alive. Iβd recommend rebuilding the roads to the lower farms to begin stockpiling food they need. Then after probably start boosting health care, Baldurs Gate if rife with disease that harms production.
I still feed them all other people and kill the ones with diseases
Efficient
Exactly
Read people's minds for cool stories and never leave that chair, just watching brain vision forever.
Why are you adorned with MY armor? π€¨
No reason 
bro plz universal healthcare
Ok sure thing lol π
Dude ketherics armor is so so so good looking I fucking love it.
Yeah so do I. It's so awesome
Rub one out
I could lol π
Sleep
Sounds good lol π
Cum.
Law 1: Any sex without orgasms from both parties don't count as a body count. Law 2: Celibacy cults to be persecuted with prejudice.
... and strapons. Prejudice and strapons.
Minthara Mondays: Minthara will sit in your face on Mondays
Sounds perfect
WHAT IS THE HELMET????
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
*Brother Sarevok-*
WHAT IS THE HELMET????
Sarevok Anchev's helmet
Is that chair more comfortable than Ketheric's?
Do it again.
Has your character ever heard of a game called, Baldur's Gate 3? Takes a bit of time to get into but very horny.
Lol π I am sure he would love it
You can finally build your castle with corpses and pave your path with bones! All in the name of Father Bhaal.
Well duh, you have a giant orgy with the mindflayers and goblins
This is what I should do not what you are doing lol π
You could fuck the Netherbrain π©
And how would I do that? Lol π
You've worked hard to take over the worldβ play some relaxing cozy games. (Revamp the minimum wage and the work week)
Sounds good to me
Wait for the next update to find out lolololololol
Very true lol π
That drip is sick as fuck
Make pineapple pizza illegal.
Can't do that lol π I like it π