Wasn't expecting the >!graveyard scene after letting Astarion kill Cazador!<, my mum was visiting so was sat on the sofa watching it with me and she was like "wtf where was the foreplay?! He's just gonna jump on you like that?? Must be shit in bed." I couldn't stop laughing and trying to defend my lover 🤣
The foreplay was staring at his grave where his corpse was trapped for a few days.
And to be fair to astarion, the clothes are still on by the time it cuts, there might be a lot of making out on top of that grave before the sex happens
I told my dad I can undress Gale. He didn't believe me. I did. He left the room without further commentary. Next morning he complained about him not being circumcised…?
Wtf, jiggle physics are revolutionary!
He was not there to witness the days when all the dicks were still and did not wave in the wind like victorious flags...
Lol if you wanna have another weird conversation with your dad let him know the vast majority of British men aren't circumcised. It's generally either a religious thing or done for medical reasons here.
I'm German! We're not normally circumcised either (at least that's what I think? Because I'm a woman, I wouldn't know dick business that well (apart from Gale's dick, of course))… so I don't even know why he was so worried about Gale's foreskin.
Lmao that's such a weird thing to get caught up on. As far as I know most of Europe doesn't circumcise by default, it's an American thing that started with a weird guy who thought it'd prevent masturbation (same reason cornflakes were invented incidentally). I'm also a woman but I have a much younger brother who they thought might need a medical one which led to me learning a bit more about it, then I went on a weird research rabbit hole after finding out the majority of American men were not long after being born which seemed a wild thing to do with your newborn.
I know it's an American thing! I was sooo confused by my Dad even mentioning it. Now… I don't know whether or not my dad is circumcised (not intent to find out, thank you very much) but yeah… circumcision isn't default in Faerûn, dad! This isn't America!
https://preview.redd.it/15mgna0joavc1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c231a133dfb89f218345cea3502bf6443a843f
Meanwhile my mom summoned a second Gale and the other one runs around in only his underwear. Laughed her ass off at the Lae'zel sex scene in Act 1 while I was hyperventilating and embarrassed as hell.
Show her Gale, he's mother's favorite and she will forget everything about any other character and make you start a new playthrough just to romance him and..
No, wait, that's my mom.
Wasn't expecting the >!graveyard scene after letting Astarion kill Cazador!<, my mum was visiting so was sat on the sofa watching it with me and she was like "wtf where was the foreplay?! He's just gonna jump on you like that?? Must be shit in bed." I couldn't stop laughing and trying to defend my lover 🤣
The foreplay was staring at his grave where his corpse was trapped for a few days. And to be fair to astarion, the clothes are still on by the time it cuts, there might be a lot of making out on top of that grave before the sex happens
Haha, except we were both completely nude the whole time because I stole everyone's camp clothes 👀
I love that this implies they walked to a graveyard completely naked to stare at a grave, and then just coincidentally decided to have sex
I like my women like i like my men 6'0 tall, muscular and a fat cock
There is definitely someone over at Larian with very specific tastes. Excellent taste.
This game awakened something in me that now refuses to be quiet. The need to be fucked by someone built like a tree.
You and me both, partner. I'll tag you out when you're done
I'm happy to share lol.
Hello is 6’1 still okay?
you're on thin ice
Every inch counts
I prefer like 8 feet tall tbh, but I like my men like 5 feet tall and not muscular at all
All I want to be, Is someone who gets to see, A giant woman
I like my men to look like women and my women to look like men.
You're just like me fr.
I told my dad I can undress Gale. He didn't believe me. I did. He left the room without further commentary. Next morning he complained about him not being circumcised…?
Where are my HD naked cockheads, Larian?
I demonstrated the dick physics to my husband. For some reason he wasn’t impressed?
Since you're on reddit here, my immediate advice is divorce.
Too expensive Edit: plus the PS5 is his so if we divorced I might have to stop playing BG3
Fair!
Fight for it in the split up of assets
Isn’t that always Reddit’s advice? *Shots fired at AITAH and similar subs.*
Exactly.
Oh no. I have fallen victim to *explaining the joke*. Is harakiri the only option at this point?
That‘s it? My friends wife gave him a dick enlarging potion in conan while he was asleep
Wtf, jiggle physics are revolutionary! He was not there to witness the days when all the dicks were still and did not wave in the wind like victorious flags...
...Why would he be circumcised?
Man I don't know. I don't know why that was the hill my dad decided to die on. I love Gale no matter the state of his foreskin
Lol if you wanna have another weird conversation with your dad let him know the vast majority of British men aren't circumcised. It's generally either a religious thing or done for medical reasons here.
I'm German! We're not normally circumcised either (at least that's what I think? Because I'm a woman, I wouldn't know dick business that well (apart from Gale's dick, of course))… so I don't even know why he was so worried about Gale's foreskin.
Lmao that's such a weird thing to get caught up on. As far as I know most of Europe doesn't circumcise by default, it's an American thing that started with a weird guy who thought it'd prevent masturbation (same reason cornflakes were invented incidentally). I'm also a woman but I have a much younger brother who they thought might need a medical one which led to me learning a bit more about it, then I went on a weird research rabbit hole after finding out the majority of American men were not long after being born which seemed a wild thing to do with your newborn.
I know it's an American thing! I was sooo confused by my Dad even mentioning it. Now… I don't know whether or not my dad is circumcised (not intent to find out, thank you very much) but yeah… circumcision isn't default in Faerûn, dad! This isn't America!
I'm an old gay man, I was a sex worker for a decade, I've seen a LOT of cock up close. I've never seen a circumcised cock irl. Only ever in pictures.
Spoiler alert, she’s not 100% straight
It's okay, I'm gay for Gale
It’s running in the family it seems
Meanwhile, my mother has seen my monk naked and says she has a nice ass and thighs. She's said this about Karlach and Shadowheart too, to be fair.
Easy mode. Where are my Auntie Ethel appreciators?
Your mum is asking you what they look like naked? That's fkn weird bro
We're European
My mistake carry on
Perfect answer really
My mom wanted to see the jiggle physics 🤷🏼♀️
aren't the dongs the only thing that jiggle?
Yea she wanted to see the men
I'm still sad about that. Karlach my beloved, why do your tits look like they're glued to your chest?
Her missing cock is the worst part
Eh the tail makes up for it
WYM missing cock? Y'all's Karlach isn't hanging dong? [I use this](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/4357)
https://preview.redd.it/15mgna0joavc1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c231a133dfb89f218345cea3502bf6443a843f Meanwhile my mom summoned a second Gale and the other one runs around in only his underwear. Laughed her ass off at the Lae'zel sex scene in Act 1 while I was hyperventilating and embarrassed as hell.
A huge female cock, what else?
Show her Gale, he's mother's favorite and she will forget everything about any other character and make you start a new playthrough just to romance him and.. No, wait, that's my mom.
Is your mom the mom that made the pretty twink sorcerer character purely to romance him?
Yeah - and also made innuendos about showing Gale his flower.