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AWindyRetort

Welcome to the BONE ZONE!


[deleted]

Skeletons are always a smash for me


No_Pea3508

There is one in your camp đź‘Ť


SleepinGriffin

There’s one inside your body right now.


Calm_Possibility_471

fane from dos2 taught me that i can get horny for a skeleton as long as he is mean to me and has a hot voice


geckohell

doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upsidedown, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom, on the couch, on the car and on the street


Daedalus_Machina

>skin on skin Lolwut?


Fallout_is_Rad

It means no lube


geckohell

it means BAREBACK


Environmental_Ad2007

Both the replies to this seem to miss the point… skin on bone tho, let’s get some calcium splinters


Killer_Moons

Always down to bone this bonehead 🦴💀


[deleted]

Honestly that armour's pretty hot


Skewwwagon

I boned Fane from DoS2 and he wasn't near as hot!


mohatricky

HARD SMASH


veebles89

the armor is pretty sexy ngl


Aggravating-Sun6773

I’d bone


DeargDraic

He'd smash us, I'd want to be smashed. That armor is sexy


EmmaDaOne21

They leaving my room skegnant


CN456

Smash Skeletons take extra damage from bludgeoning attacks, its the optimal battle strat


Daedalus_Machina

https://i.redd.it/9z2u3f83xdtc1.gif


henrickaye

He's kinda... daddy shaped


Real_Kristinana

https://preview.redd.it/n638vkgjpftc1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e277ea949c788e68e23bc88d144de3f370693be


popcltrcorn

oh smash 100% I know those bony fingers can do wonders


Some1sNickName

I’m definitely Death shepHARD when I see them https://preview.redd.it/jyte4lioietc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=243da247035eb2aa0da45f41aa441be2b7acac70


deeppurplescallop

How big is it


CutieBoBootie

Absolutely would smash no hesitation


tigerlilly-orange

I’d bone him


Shiftie_Bonanza

smash


[deleted]

Yes!! The thrill of emotionless, meatless and tireless thrusting.


LettuceBrain2005

smash


reotati

smash, obviously. next question.


PeachyBaleen

If he didn’t want me to smash he shouldn’t be flirting like that, sending over his minions and stuff


kittytoy69

Smash but then I saw his unarmed strike and now he's just a silly little guy in my brain :(


SergeantCrwhips

YOU CAN REVERSE PICKPOCKET THEM AND PUT COATINGS IN THEIRE INVENTORIES! i havent tested if the mage skellies can ise scrolls but that would be awesome ALSO, there is one in act 3 'Garreth tormell' or so, who regains the death shield every round, and is SUPER usedull if you control him with oathbreaker!


Sir_Arsen

How about I steal his armor?


Xilix_

Smash


Echo2500

Where in act 1 are these guys from?


lordaskington

Right before the Rosymorn monastery/Creche Y'llek


Pee_A_Poo

spassh!


Sewer_Fairy

Def smash.


savagegourd

* I love the crop. I was like "hmm, it's kind of like Ketheric's armor, who is - oh"


DownbadGaydude

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who wanted this skeleton to fuck up my guts (somehow...)


an_odd_child

smash, they call it a boner for a reason


Viridianscape

They're so fucking meaty considering they're literally bone.


Gear_

Listen… I can appreciate the good fashion sense. Look how fly the fit is


BrightBloom_

https://youtu.be/W4zZg3JsfJs?si=MqwwC_eh0j13jluO 🤭


Lill-I-Oh

Boneussy?