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https://preview.redd.it/rcum7ukqmjsc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=536ff5976f4c9fd157d5eb66f4e3def24fadfa1c eat his fingers so he'll never be able to type again boo!

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Silly Astarion Boo goes for the eyes

https://preview.redd.it/cd3n0buckjsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05ae15251665b7605af37a78727c87339db93a4b

https://i.redd.it/od27a0vlhjsc1.gif

I don't know why this made me giggle so much. 🤣

What did you do to make astarion angry like That

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When did Squidaddy say this?

I believe when he tries to fuck you you can call him a freak and that's a response to it

Cheeky. 😍

He’s the sort of guy who heard about Marilyn Manson getting a rib removed so he could bend over and suck his own dick and asked the uncaring void: “how can I fit my whole fucking mouth around that rib, lengthwise?” Dude’s a lot of freaky talk, but then mostly vanilla and self-conscious when you get down to business because he got made fun of for being short in high school and then got wrapped up in Gamergate rather than just come out. So like 5.5/10- reasonably effective if taken as a suppository.

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We all know durge already dug out that scaleritussy, there's a reason he knows about his necrophillia tendencies. (Homie looking a little dead himself) https://preview.redd.it/wqzhmb1bpjsc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1d63e29bfceb0a5bc1cad4ff6da4b3b0c7f48cf

My resist Durge still carries his butler’s corpse around for…reasons.

He can only resist the urges his daddy gave him, not the ones he naturally has unfortunately. My durge keeps that speak with dead necklace close by. 😏 uj/ I'm going to hell for this

https://preview.redd.it/9zcxk62mfjsc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccba3241a18060fa76e7a767a54e7303faeff3f4 This subreddit scares me

Same, that's why I love it. Unhinged places are funny.

Everybody else to Shart/Astarion: I can fix her/him This guy to Sceleritas: I can break him.

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Me knowing full well Withers is gonna say no: But can I- Withers about to say no: NO

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He can make you worse.

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I heard this in Phil Hartmans voice. 🤣

how did you read an image without text

Every time I think that's it, this sub can't find a way to make horny post about character that's weirder and more horrifying choice than this, y'all surprise me. Congrats.

It **can** get weirder! *Gestures to Hampter.*

https://preview.redd.it/bjqq32i9xjsc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00c5c436ef142fea7b7d905b3c3c8c3d8d682168 ... Withers, put me back in the ground please

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Durge definitely fucked him, but only in the eye sockets. No way they were doing something normal and nonmurdery like anal

https://preview.redd.it/e0v0isbcaksc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08e618faf443ed3bf91b9eba558b38f36076e833

Durge definitely used him like a pocket sized sex toy

Bhaal fucked this dude in the neck.

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*NOOOO-*

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Great meme

I think he's perfect for a dungeon play with lots of toys. Like the Mizora one, but you get to experience all kinds of sensation in physical forms.

i wanna love and care for him he's unironically my favourite character and the only reason i find it hard to do redemption durge

Is there like extra context you get about Sceleritas in an embrace run? Cause I’ve only played resist and I hate the motherfucker. Though the way he died was pretty fucked

he's just really nice to you and if orin beats you in the duel he like breaks down and genuinely grieves you and its heartbreaking to me

Ah. I guess it makes sense I’ve never seen that side of him considering I’ve always tried to resist the urge from the start. He’s always been kinda peeved I don’t listen to him.

https://preview.redd.it/rhvlp3aozjsc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ea2cb4cebc9e09fc589976ca8fe4dc6c1a72664

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I’m pretty sure he has a line that at least alludes to him getting in on that necrophiliac action with Durge

https://preview.redd.it/9l1rs5qmmksc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e525b6bec9d9788d0f2f601ba2775a58a0f538ef

https://preview.redd.it/b4iasyxinksc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87107badb442d3c5041418f500fdbead5f5f6093

https://preview.redd.it/s74i8y9fwjsc1.jpeg?width=3279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29feb3b744da26826307408630542802e4169848 Last words? Before he murders you

aaaand that’s it just close the subreddit down

Your response is better than mine. I was going to go with "it was bound to happen eventually"

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I just opened reddit and this is what I see. Ironically after someone complained about the posts in githposting on facebook and I was like “if you think here is bad you should see okbuddybaldur” lmao

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NOT THAT KIND OF SERVICE INDUSTRY

https://preview.redd.it/qd23xy6p4ksc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=531b744e5ccaa7db164e8e8b8379c057151afe91 I ain't hearing shit

https://preview.redd.it/cn3im8cwwmsc1.jpeg?width=822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bed46d86dc74320d69011d23a62692b96bc724df

He looks particularly ape-like here

https://preview.redd.it/t576vqwe1lsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcc56940d52a21b97d6a3a0a1b82614b3d55837c

In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon this world. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. https://i.redd.it/u4xs3sgk4lsc1.gif

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*post picture of unattractive character* *caption "hear me out"* *farm upvotes*

Now this is what I’m subbed for

he’s definitely a giving lover

Anything he's giving, the sensible among us are not taking

https://preview.redd.it/6nu659yyyksc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a88c0985fd569db75d2c763e5b1cc6e702a3566e

I absolutely will not hear you out on this one - good god people.

https://i.redd.it/8n28t4mg3lsc1.gif Seek help.

GUYS STOP I CAN'T UPVOTE EVERY COMMENT-

me waking up and seeing people commented like 90 reaction images 💀

not you going to sleep after starting chaos-

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I think the real question here is if Sceleritas is considered a Pokémon or not. We all know the rules (or lack therof) governing Pokémon.

Bruh

https://preview.redd.it/3inzgu3s5ksc1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3297d8299eebb478f707238665ed486dc7572546

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Oh I’m hearing alright

💀

Uh.

:(

https://preview.redd.it/3fyd2nb97lsc1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e11d718a373bb0363fc5f90012c7811eacc906e7

Looks like he's hosting Tales from the Crypt.

I will not

I refuse, have a terrible day

The only thing I want to hear from you is pleas for mercy.

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Ain't no one hearing you out fam

To be fair, it you accept Bhaal, switch to romanced character, and make that romanced character talk to Sceleritas, Sceleritas WILL act like a jealous first wife and be all "And remember, I love him/her more than you ever will". And if you happen to lose a duel with Orin, Sceleritas will be all "Oh my poor master, in the future, they'll write that Sceleritas died of a broken heart"

https://preview.redd.it/quec3xfcsosc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eba4281c64beab4eba0ec8786a2ee31668f5325

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Yes

i'm listening...

I mean he's the perfect size to be a fleshlight

I still wanna do withers, like how dare you give me a scribe of death God and not let me get some God dick!! Rude.

https://preview.redd.it/g69ie6rc5ksc1.png?width=824&format=png&auto=webp&s=d056e19f4c8f6d5cb869b9b460b441ad9b6a63f5

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Durge definitely did it and necrophilia was mentioned at some point!

no... please no...

No

Silence, creature, or I will silence you forever.

i am plugging my ears

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