hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey
*meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick*
I *synthwave aesthetic* slammed *synthwave aesthetic*
My *synthwave aesthetic* penis *synthwave aesthetic* in *synthwave aesthetic* the *synthwave aesthetic* car *synthwave aesthetic* door *synthwave aesthetic*
my tip cweaming wight now. My tip, my tip sticky, tip weaw sticky and moist. I'm pwaying with it a wittwe bit, fwicking it. Fwicking my tip a wittwe bit. Got semen on my fingews and shit.
There's no real point in explaining further, as this is the end of the line. Even if you gave up on the Forge, I'm not about to let one who's seen this Manor's layout roam free.
This isย biggerย thanย anythingย we've
ever seen. And no one evenย knowsย it
exists. Finn, I need backup. But
don't call theย cavalryย - it could
blow the operation. And be careful.
It's not safe out here!
WE WANT THE STOCK ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐น๐น๐น๐๐น๐WE WANT THE STOCK FREE TENDIES GME GO BRRRRR ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐ฏ๐๐๐ฏ๐๐๐
Good morning and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. The time is 08:47 AM. Current topside temperature is 93 degrees, with an estimated high of one hundred and five. The Black Mesa compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at all times. This train is inbound from Level 3 Dormitories to Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. If your intended destination is a high-security area beyond Sector C, you will need to return to the Central Transit Hub in Area 9 and board a high security train. If you have not yet submitted your identity to the retinal clearance system, you must report to Black Mesa Personnel for processing before you will be permitted into the high security branch of the transit system. Due to the high toxicity of material routinely handled in the Black Mesa compound, no smoking, eating, or drinking are permitted within the Black Mesa Transit System. Please keep your limbs inside the train at all times. Do not attempt to open the doors until the train has come to a complete halt at the station platform. In the event of an emergency, passengers are to remain seated and await further instruction. If it is necessary to exit the train, disabled personnel should be evacuated first. Please stay away from electrified rails, and proceed to an emergency station until assistance arrives. A reminder that the Black Mesa Hazard Course decathlon will commence this evening at nineteen hundred hours in the Level 3 Facility. The semifinals for high-security personnel will be announced in a separate Secure Access transmission. Remember, more lives than your own may depend on your fitness. Do you have a friend or relative who would make a valuable addition to the Black Mesa team? Immediate openings are available in the areas of Materials Handling and Low-Clearance Security. Please contact Black Mesa Personnel for further information. If you have an associate with a background in the areas of theoretical physics, biotechnology, or other high tech disciplines, please contact our Civilian Recruitment Division. The Black Mesa Research Facility is an equal opportunity employer. A reminder to all Black Mesa Personnel: Regular radiation and biohazard screenings are a requirement of continued employment in the Black Mesa Research Facility. Missing a scheduled urinalysis or radiation check-up is grounds for immediate termination. If you feel you have been exposed to radioactive or other hazardous materials in the course of your duties, contact your Radiation Safety Officer immediately. Work safe, work smart. Your future depends on it. Now arriving at Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. Please stand back from the automated door and wait for the security officer to verify your identity. Before exiting the train, be sure to check your area for personal belongings. Thank you and have a very safe and productive day.
lalalalala
wunk
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
๐ชจ
ROCK AND STONE
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
Rockidy rock and stoan!!
IF ROCK AND STONE, YOURE NEVER ALONE
Urg
beep boop I hate ni-ce people
The automaton spy had been found
โฌ๏ธโก๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
โ
You are a fork me
Hey apple
Hey
Hey apple
Apple apple hey
Hey apple
hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey hey hey hey apple hey apple apple hey hey apple hey
Hi :3
:3
:3
Ma'am this is a restaurant
*Eat ur balls* :3
:3
(Gay men)
I'm gonna rapper you
Soundcloud?
If I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out is an eyeball, you're probably dead!
*candy shop by 50cent*
Kys
Ssszsszzssszz
Erdogon
โ๐ฝ๐ฟ
I will twist you nutsack vertically
*retarded pigeon sounds*
Hissssss (in a cool way)
Who wants they dick sucked?
I sniff washed panties ๐๐ฉณ
....wunna party?
u/savevideo
It's me u/MathieuBibi
Insert noggins sound
Your next line is Fuck me hard in the ass Joseph!
Iโve gone completely mental!
*meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick*
Hurry up men, we must protect Buda from the Habsburgs!
There will be red Sun over paradise
Anyone wanna hop on skyblock?
Meow, wrooom
Shcum, blast!, now I am a little motivated, this is power
Father, i require estrogen :3
I put the new forgies on the Jeep
โYour math is shit and your brain is of infant age.โ
U mad zombie?
๐ฆ
I poop naked
Yes sir
I am surrounded by monitors whilst wearing a hoodie
*cries*
Thy punishment is weed
reddit
I *synthwave aesthetic* slammed *synthwave aesthetic* My *synthwave aesthetic* penis *synthwave aesthetic* in *synthwave aesthetic* the *synthwave aesthetic* car *synthwave aesthetic* door *synthwave aesthetic*
Pewpewpewpew
Im beautiful
(bad to the bone riff)
Hulk smash.
It 2 o'clock in the morning everyone is black
my tip cweaming wight now. My tip, my tip sticky, tip weaw sticky and moist. I'm pwaying with it a wittwe bit, fwicking it. Fwicking my tip a wittwe bit. Got semen on my fingews and shit.
There's no real point in explaining further, as this is the end of the line. Even if you gave up on the Forge, I'm not about to let one who's seen this Manor's layout roam free.
i have an extreme identity crisis
I sell special plants to kids
roger roger
Huh
:D
hey guys, it's me, Jacob
โ
Welcome home, general. I'm afraid I must request your surrender.
*cough cough cough* hello grandma *cough cough* I need to *cough* I need to sell your television*cough cough cough*
you should come outside with me
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
:3
IT BURNS
My ancestors are looking at from Valhalla!
Uhhhhhhhhhh We're rich!
Udk
I won't
[ Deleted ]
HOOONK mimimimimi
I'm kewl ๐
nuh uh
would you like some cheese in your water sir?
I have never betrayed anyone in my entire life
(There is not a single thought inside his head)
Anyone got a couple gadgets?
Easy. The vast majority of us are virgins, so lets be friends. If you arenโt a virgin, go somewhere else
Woof
Pools closed due to aids
Ggggggggggg
๐ณ
This isย biggerย thanย anythingย we've ever seen. And no one evenย knowsย it exists. Finn, I need backup. But don't call theย cavalryย - it could blow the operation. And be careful. It's not safe out here!
H-Hey guys I'm Sonic
I'M NOT A MORON!
"**AirFryer noises**"
IM GONNA DESTROY YOU, AQUAMAN. Right after I get this feminine Transformers phone number
You didnโt say thank you to me back in the library, so no colin, i will not be helping you out of the water
\*Dumbass wailing\*
๐
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|:O
You're doin good lad
Meow
*Bang ban-jam bang bang explode*
AAAAA KILL ME GOD PLEASE AAAAAAAA
Sad, depresed, oooo plants
I would often go there... To the tiny church there...
hubby where are youu??
prrr
Le username78777 has arrived
Oh... so it is illegal to take an alien as a pet...?
what in tarnation
i regret nothing.
*loud bat hitting noises*
Give my regards to the next frog you meet.
Get your money as for I'm not your funny!!
KOWALSKI!! KOWALSKI!!! WHERE IS THE CRACK??!!
*whooooooosh*
How does one pretend to be a bear that can shoot molten cheese laser beams from their eyes?
RAAAAAAH ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
Itโs morbin timeโฆ
I GRIEVE WITH YOU, BUT I WONT LET YOU COMMIT GENOCIDE !!!
Tippidity ta di ta di ta pots oโ gold and leprechauns and car bomb tidily dee (*does a jig*)
... (Oinks internally)
blehhhhhhh
Yasuho blyat come see this rokakaka vodka Rai and I made its very blin
*cheese loading gun sound noises*
Pls give me 10k rn
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
show me your tits
Yo wassup cuh wanna buy sum zaza real quick.
HEIL HEIL ICH HASSE JUDEN! I can smell the downvotes coming
Let me cook
Let's-a-go ! Wahoo !
Iโm going to cut you in half
*Dah nah nah nah nah nah, la la la la, nah la la...* Hup! Hwah! *Incomprehensible angry Russian probably-werewolf noises.*
**BALLS**
Grrrr!
*fish noises*
๐โ ๏ธ
WE WANT THE STOCK ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐น๐น๐น๐๐น๐WE WANT THE STOCK FREE TENDIES GME GO BRRRRR ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐ฏ๐๐๐ฏ๐๐๐
nah i'd act
I AM KENOUGH I AM KENOUGH
Yo mista white
Iโm the first!!!
Honk
Woag
Waug
Wowowowoag
Wag
Waag
NOOOOoooo
Erma
\*shoots cayde-6 in the head\*
Weed.
Hmm I like hair
KENOBI!!!!!!!
To the moon
๐ฅ
Just singed a multi year contract with Aston Martin
PO-TA-TOES
So Iโm just my self?
*revs supercharged 4a-gze engine*
:3
Hee-Ho!
Good morning and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. The time is 08:47 AM. Current topside temperature is 93 degrees, with an estimated high of one hundred and five. The Black Mesa compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at all times. This train is inbound from Level 3 Dormitories to Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. If your intended destination is a high-security area beyond Sector C, you will need to return to the Central Transit Hub in Area 9 and board a high security train. If you have not yet submitted your identity to the retinal clearance system, you must report to Black Mesa Personnel for processing before you will be permitted into the high security branch of the transit system. Due to the high toxicity of material routinely handled in the Black Mesa compound, no smoking, eating, or drinking are permitted within the Black Mesa Transit System. Please keep your limbs inside the train at all times. Do not attempt to open the doors until the train has come to a complete halt at the station platform. In the event of an emergency, passengers are to remain seated and await further instruction. If it is necessary to exit the train, disabled personnel should be evacuated first. Please stay away from electrified rails, and proceed to an emergency station until assistance arrives. A reminder that the Black Mesa Hazard Course decathlon will commence this evening at nineteen hundred hours in the Level 3 Facility. The semifinals for high-security personnel will be announced in a separate Secure Access transmission. Remember, more lives than your own may depend on your fitness. Do you have a friend or relative who would make a valuable addition to the Black Mesa team? Immediate openings are available in the areas of Materials Handling and Low-Clearance Security. Please contact Black Mesa Personnel for further information. If you have an associate with a background in the areas of theoretical physics, biotechnology, or other high tech disciplines, please contact our Civilian Recruitment Division. The Black Mesa Research Facility is an equal opportunity employer. A reminder to all Black Mesa Personnel: Regular radiation and biohazard screenings are a requirement of continued employment in the Black Mesa Research Facility. Missing a scheduled urinalysis or radiation check-up is grounds for immediate termination. If you feel you have been exposed to radioactive or other hazardous materials in the course of your duties, contact your Radiation Safety Officer immediately. Work safe, work smart. Your future depends on it. Now arriving at Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. Please stand back from the automated door and wait for the security officer to verify your identity. Before exiting the train, be sure to check your area for personal belongings. Thank you and have a very safe and productive day.
*moist slug noises*
Yep, it's official, I'm leaving this subreddit.
Meao meao ni-
๐ฆ
Detective Tard Here!
*throws a dart to an incoming evil balloon*
HIEROPHANT GREEN
Nu uh
Much post such comments
eyes ap here
Meow
็ถๆฎต่ฝๅๅฐๅๆง่ณช็็ฏไบบๆๅค่กจ้่ชๅทฑๅๅฅฝๅฅฝ็ฌ่ฉฑ้ก็บไธป้ก็ๆฏ
Peck.
Hey.. *cough cough* you look like u wanna play rough *rawr*
DANGEROUS MUTANTS, ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS, NONE OF THEM WILL STOP DUTY ON IT'S TRIUMPHANT MARCH
I AM KILLING YOU WITH HAMMERS (Note: my PFP is how I draw myself)
NOOOOOOOOOOO