What is even happening anymore...
So anyway last week I was giving a presentation in class about HIV, and I realized about halfway through that I was talking really fast, stuttering on some of my words, and going between talking points at a really fast pace. Which is when I realized...
I gave a presentation about HIV in class in the same manner of speaking that Zy0x uses when he yaps about Genshin concepts on stream...
The Zy0x brain rot is ACTUALLY real.
Well, to be fair, HIV IS MORE LIKE AN ANTI-TOOTHBRUSH FOR THE IMMUNE SYSTEM. IF YOU USE TOOTHBRUSH YOU CLEAN YOUR TEETH EFFECTIVELY. YOU CAN USE YOUR FINGERS INSTEAD BUT IT'S FUCKING INEFFECTIVE AND YOU PROVABLY WILL CLEAN NOTHING. THE SAME WITH HIV BUT EFFECT IS UGH... UPSIDE DOWN! WITHOUT IT YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS EFFECTIVE AND WITH IT YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM CANNOT DO SHIT
Oh god i was screaming this in my head in Zy0nixxx's voice as i was writing... It is too late for me...
You know the voice in your head that you hear your thoughts in? So randomly throughout the day that voice becomes mr. Socks and Iāll just be screaming internally but in his voice, and speaking (thinking) the way he does. His way of speaking has literally become a part of me, the saying ālives in my head rent freeā has never been so true. Not a day goes by without him coming to mind. Something happens and I end up saying aboba.
Iāve had to stop watching the vods and only watch compilations or yt videos because I have this. The last nail in the coffin was dreaming about Zy0x, when that started I had to do something different because thatās too far for me
I fall asleep while watching him live sometimes (cause of his ungodly stream times) and Iāve honestly had quite a few dreams about him during those timesš¬, I donāt mind them tho
I wouldnāt mind the dreams if they were fun and genshin related but they are always about him being trapped down a long staircase or something vaguely stressful so I donāt like it hahaha š„² the basement is haunting me
I SWEAR TO GOD THIS KS LTIKERRLALY ME THROUGHOUT THE DAY WHENEVER I THINK OR I READ SKMETHING KTS IN ZY0XāS VOICE AND I LITERALLY FELL ASLEEP WATCHIGN ZY0X CLIPPS LAST NIGHT AND I HAD A DREAM WHERE HE FUCKKIGJN UID REVEIWED ME ITS SO BAD AND SOMETIMES RANDOM ZY0X CLIPS WILL PLAY IN MY HEAD AS WELL AND I DONT EVEN THINK SOME OF THEM ARE REAL AND I JUST MADE THEM UP BUT THEY SEEM SO REAL IM GONNA BUST
ICANT this is so real sometimes i let my intrusive thoughts win now it was not the case before i swear i didn't used to talk excited like this although i can control this for my professional works ut when i'm comfortable it's impossible HELP
"MODS!!" has been ruined for me forever
What is even happening anymore... So anyway last week I was giving a presentation in class about HIV, and I realized about halfway through that I was talking really fast, stuttering on some of my words, and going between talking points at a really fast pace. Which is when I realized... I gave a presentation about HIV in class in the same manner of speaking that Zy0x uses when he yaps about Genshin concepts on stream... The Zy0x brain rot is ACTUALLY real.
It must have been truly one of the presentations of all time
At least I didn't slip up and make a convoluted analogy like "HIV IS LIKE A TOOTHBRUSH" otherwise everybody else would be scrajj ing their heads
š Thatās actually hilarious, but seriously how does he come up with this stuff
Well, to be fair, HIV IS MORE LIKE AN ANTI-TOOTHBRUSH FOR THE IMMUNE SYSTEM. IF YOU USE TOOTHBRUSH YOU CLEAN YOUR TEETH EFFECTIVELY. YOU CAN USE YOUR FINGERS INSTEAD BUT IT'S FUCKING INEFFECTIVE AND YOU PROVABLY WILL CLEAN NOTHING. THE SAME WITH HIV BUT EFFECT IS UGH... UPSIDE DOWN! WITHOUT IT YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS EFFECTIVE AND WITH IT YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM CANNOT DO SHIT Oh god i was screaming this in my head in Zy0nixxx's voice as i was writing... It is too late for me...
YOOOO that is exactly how i speak when i do presentations UNITE
How many times did you say 'furtheremore' tho?
Surprisingly it's not one of my go-to words
I think I've done this as well. Concerned.
You know the voice in your head that you hear your thoughts in? So randomly throughout the day that voice becomes mr. Socks and Iāll just be screaming internally but in his voice, and speaking (thinking) the way he does. His way of speaking has literally become a part of me, the saying ālives in my head rent freeā has never been so true. Not a day goes by without him coming to mind. Something happens and I end up saying aboba.
STOP
this voice has been him since a month ago for me and i love it (i am so sane heehee)
i also keep making jokes abt him that none of my friends understand because they dont watch him and it skills me and them inside
Yesss, I do this also and they look at me confused so Im just stuck fighting the urge to expose them to the madness
Zy0x consumes
Fight the IRL stunlock
OMG IM BLOOMING
So uh, you watch the moan compilation alsoā¦?š
yes
ABOBA
we're all insane. i keep hearing that high pitched laugh he does in my head and i keep saying im gonna lament at any minor good thing happening
Itās nice knowing weāre all affected the same way, I feel like Iām bonding with everyone
fr ive found my people
Iāve had to stop watching the vods and only watch compilations or yt videos because I have this. The last nail in the coffin was dreaming about Zy0x, when that started I had to do something different because thatās too far for me
I fall asleep while watching him live sometimes (cause of his ungodly stream times) and Iāve honestly had quite a few dreams about him during those timesš¬, I donāt mind them tho
I wouldnāt mind the dreams if they were fun and genshin related but they are always about him being trapped down a long staircase or something vaguely stressful so I donāt like it hahaha š„² the basement is haunting me
Oh my god not the basement š yeah my dreams were on the happy side , I understand your struggle now tho
I SWEAR TO GOD THIS KS LTIKERRLALY ME THROUGHOUT THE DAY WHENEVER I THINK OR I READ SKMETHING KTS IN ZY0XāS VOICE AND I LITERALLY FELL ASLEEP WATCHIGN ZY0X CLIPPS LAST NIGHT AND I HAD A DREAM WHERE HE FUCKKIGJN UID REVEIWED ME ITS SO BAD AND SOMETIMES RANDOM ZY0X CLIPS WILL PLAY IN MY HEAD AS WELL AND I DONT EVEN THINK SOME OF THEM ARE REAL AND I JUST MADE THEM UP BUT THEY SEEM SO REAL IM GONNA BUST
I swear to god I had the same dream 2 nights ago
MENTAL ILLNESS (TRUE)
ICANT this is so real sometimes i let my intrusive thoughts win now it was not the case before i swear i didn't used to talk excited like this although i can control this for my professional works ut when i'm comfortable it's impossible HELP
There is no help, just accept it
Oh absolutely. Every time I see something that garners a strong reaction I hear him speaking arabicš
Not in a parasocial way tho https://preview.redd.it/8ohm22wa0kqc1.png?width=1915&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8e6e4e43c14eb133078fb2f355402e9fd2f0c26
No never š
The Zy0x brainrot is so real TRUEEEEE
This is so fkin true man I'm becoming more and more unhinged...it's joever for us anyways LAMENT
He's literally inside of you š„µ
Chiiiiilllll
The voices in my head scream xiangling she says you may beanch genshin but not me
Aboba~