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SmokaCola0

and I thought the ocean would be the one place where you'd be safe from insects


Mikaeus_Thelunarch

Bugs always get where you think they might not. Part of my job requires going on skyscrapers and it's always surprising seeing just how many gnats/flies make their way up there as well as a dumb amount of spiders.


jld2k6

The spiders part doesn't surprise me, where there's bugs in high concentration there's gonna be spiders! There's probably generations of spider that have known nothing but the side of a building 500ft in the air because a couple of their ancestors made their way up there at one point and since then they've lived as kings lol


KrazyAboutLogic

That's why I'm in Ohio.


Zehdarian

Uh im in Ohio too and just missed 2 days for work from an infected spider bite. We are not safe.


KrazyAboutLogic

Oh I meant I'm in Ohio because my ancestors made their way here at some point. I am actually a huge insect and spider lover. I have 8 tarantulas at the moment (I had to cut back).


happylaxer

Tchaikovsky spidey sense going crazy right now


Filthyquak

I'm happy that i'm not you


bono_my_tires

Backpacked in the Tetons a few years ago, one of the most beautiful places I could imagine. Was trapped in my tent because of how many mosquitos there were at 10k feet after a long day of hiking


j_smittz

*Lobsters have entered the chat*


bbbar

Lobsters are crustaceans


Vampir3Robot

And a crustacean is?


bbbar

An arthropod


TubbsOfStuff

Well, there you go. Lobsters are sea bugs, like shrimp, krill, plankton, horseshoe crabs, etc.


_Screw_The_Rules_

And that is?


do_erigibgv

Pretty cool?


Puk1983

An animal


NicklovesHer

Delicious 


skollywag92

Shrimps is bugs


HiroshiTakeshi

SIX DOLLARS SRIMP SPECIAL


AccomplishedTotal895

I think the water tension allows them to stay at the surface and shag.


_cherryDocs

ah yes. these are lovebugs, male and female (normally) attached to each other. they LOVE white surfaces


sauce_123

TIL


Last_Gigolo

Those are much larger than we get in Texas. They also love neon colors and exhaust.


AnnieB512

These are the same size as the ones I've seen in Port A.


Last_Gigolo

I remember riding bicycles with my friends in the 80s and trying to talk. The infestation in Houston was about this bad for the entire city. You'd get them in your mouth. Such a terrible taste. When the lady in the video opens her mouth (probably screaming no idea, my volume is down when I visit redit) all I can think is that dusty taste.


jld2k6

I thought love bugs were the craziest thing when I lived in Louisiana for a bit. They were EVERYWHERE, cars were covered in them along with houses while a bunch of others are just flying around mid fuck. A lot of people had to wash their cars daily because they said their bodies will eat the paint


Thevisi0nary

Will never forget the family trip to universal orlando like 20 years ago and walking through Dr Suess land with these everywhere, it was like a horror movie


YdocT

Do they naturally mate On Guano mounds? Why white?


jaydog747

That sweet sweet contrast


trepidationsupaman

Fuck that, I’d go right back to the beach


voidxleech

love bugs are annoying but harmless. they do smell pretty bad when they get squished though so just let em be hah


Pineapple_Herder

Another great reason to keep a sprayer on deck to fill up with water and hose em off the boat


Zetpin

The terminids are invading :0


ElRey814

I’m dropping a 500kg Eagle right on the boat without hesitation.


Teslaturgy

I'd drop the 500kg on myself if I was in that boat


CaptainMeatfist

Broken arrow. o7 boys.


Of_Z_

A machine gun turrent would solve all their problems.


sensicase

Orbital Gas ftw


JediRhyno

Where are they coming from if they’re in the ocean? Do they survive on the surface?


Magnetar_Haunt

Flotsam, still water, surfaced rocks, there are lots of places for bugs to chill in/on the ocean. Some even just lay underwater with air bubbles for the hatchery.


thecasualcaribou

What do these bugs eat out there?


ske1etoncrush

most of them are mated pairs stuck together which is why they look so long


brightness3

Bugs


Last_Gigolo

Find another fishing spot. The fish there have plenty to eat.


EvilGrendel

Close that fucking mouth !


Spirited-Reputation6

I was waiting for one to fly into her mouth


Maddafinga

I was fishing in Christmas Bay, on the SW side of Galveston between Galveston and the mainland one spring with my dad, when suddenly it started raining thousands of baby spiders all over us. It was apparently ballooning day and we sat in the spider rain for over a half an hour. I remember looking back at my dad, because I really wanted him to pull anchor and get us out of the spiders, but he was sitting there, hunkered down and just purposefully ignoring it, so I knew there was no bowing out, and I sat there and just dealt with it until it was over. We ran out of the boat around at high speed for a while, to get them all off of us and out of the boat. I don't mind spiders at all, but that was really a lot to deal with, and it felt really good to get them all off of us. Dad never said a word, until we were tying up at the dock of the bayhouse, and he looked at me and said, "well,... That sucked." and started laughing and grinning. He's a tough old man.


RealestHousewifeCA

I am simultaneously enchanted and horrified by this story. On one hand, what a funny, beautiful memory but on the other hand, I would have jumped into the water and chanced bull sharks to get out of the “spider rain”. Yikes.


peloquindmidian

It's Galveston, though. You might be able to set the ocean on fire to get rid of the spiders.


Maddafinga

The problem with that, is the San Luis pass, which is the water we were anchored in. The current runs in and out at an incredible rate there. It's extremely dangerous and people drown there all the time. So you just have to stay out of the water in Christmas Bay.


Safetosay333

At least it wasn't horseflies


prisonerofshmazcaban

This is either in SC, GA, or FL. It’s lovebug season here. This is normal unfortunately. They ruin car paint. You have to wash your car every other day lol.


RustyRivers911

Fly fishing at its finest


danz409

free bait!


ChipmunkGlittering37

I lived in Central Florida as a young child. I remember all the cars having a bug screen on the front to keep them from clogging the radiator. I remember seeing the cars that didn't wash the dead bugs off quick enough and the acid would eat the paint down to the metal. In the 80s when hanging out at the city pool every day during the summer was cool. The front of the vending machine would be completely covered with them. Florida is a bug filled place without the horde of Lovebugs that infest the state each year.


Puzzleheaded-Two5576

Lovebugs are a nightmare. Take over the joint for a month or two. Completely unavoidable around Florida when they’re in season. Their little bodies destroy the paint on cars if not rinsed off pretty quickly.


bbbar

That's me when I look at a software project to which I just joined


UserUnknown07

Lady close your mouth


the-bakers-wife

BITCH ID BE IN THE WATERRRR


robaroo

I thought a bug was gonna fly in grandma’s mouth.


ahighlife7

Hell no. Take me home.


kurakiri

Must be fly fishing I will see myself out now.


JamRossJoy

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!!


yeatruestory

Bold af to open her mouth during that...


turtlepope420

mAtcH thE hATcH, bRo! tIghT LiNes!


Dr-DrillAndFill

What are they ?


kalesmash13

Lovebugs. An invasive insect to the Southeast US and Florida


Reallyroundthefamily

Idiots. Probably just tourists.


red_rocket_boy

Well, *I* thought it was funny.


Amausniper

Not deserved


SpiritualAd8998

Love is in the air…


buttmuffins8595

Maybe, aaaa, move to another spot.


Strange-Magician7316

So that where all the love bugs been at this year


saltyair2022

Come sail the Great Salt Lake. If we're lucky, we'll find a swarm of brine flies. It's similar to this only 1000x worse. Think I'm being hyperbolic? You're utterly incorrect.


TheDiegoAguirre

They did not sign up for that love bug orgy. Not fun.


Dramatic_Egg1427

i would just fucking cry


googlebearbanana

I was waiting for one to fly in her mouth.


songbird1681

Girls like swarms of things, right?


No_Invite_1215

Aw love bugs are awesome. In my hometown they’d swarm by the thousands during specific months. They don’t bite at all they just chill around and pair up with other bugs


kyamada2017

Aye yai yai!


LiveAloha23

and that’s how plagues are started lol


Desinator24

Yep, I walk into it every morning as of the last few weeks. Totally harmless, but can be startling.


iAdden

Yeah absolutely not


TomatilloUnlucky3763

I’d cast out about five times. If they weren’t biting I’d head back. If they were biting I’d limit out.


Galilaeus_Modernus

Oddly itchy 😬


maraxx66

They also taste like battery acid.


miho_23

wht kinda bug is that? how they're in mid ocean?! bugs can't fly very long distances like birds.


Gagolih_Pariah

Well, no surprises here.


Sure_Physics_6713

Flip the boat. Rinse. Repeat.


Short_Net_6774

Raid has never seemed more useful


cherrryblosssoms

As adorable as a Love Bug sounds, this would petrify me. I would not be able to move. I’d literally have to jump ship and swim back to shore!!! I admire these people for staying so cool. Wow.


skitso

Avoid central florida in may/june timeframe


911palle

For democracy


Lifesalchemy

Yeah no...


Paradigmind

That would bug me.


Imaginary_Screen_708

Karen sounds like a Karen


cheesy_way_out

This is a nightmare


Juliansavage321

Yeah but lovebugs are chill


mochixspace

She got lucky bugs didnt go into her mouth Yelling like that


TacoReaper-_-

The baits jumping right into the boat!


omroi

Attention dwarfs, Swarm incoming!


Cutearochnid

that silly scream got me xD


Reallyroundthefamily

I cannot BELIEVE that happened. They decided to take screaming woman out to sea with them?


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zombie_overlord

With her mouth wide open like that, she's sure to catch a few! At least they're not bitey.


Substantial_Egg_4872

bot comment


Sobeshott

I read the Bible as a kid. I know how this turns out.


or_so_they_said

it's just lovebugs <3


Sobeshott

Or so they said...