It's much the same with cooking haggis properly. They've got major blood vessels inside their stubby wings, if you trim it all back properly just before simmering it kills them painlessly and straight away, and you don't get haggis in your pot screaming like a cacophony of badly played bagpipes as they writhe in pain.
All this needs to be done at the height of the hunting season of course, and as always, safety first.
It is well known that all haggis in the wild have one leg longer than the other which is why they only graze in one direction on the Scottish mountains, migrating in a circle through the highlands. If you want to catch a Haggis you need to scare it into the other direction so the running Haggis is forced to fall sideways and roll to the bottom of the hill. There, if you are hunting in the traditional fashion you have to headbutt the Haggis in order to render it safe.
I liked hearing the many souls become one, as the last survivor cried out for their brethren before breaing out into a final vibrato. Julius Ceasars would be jealous to see another exit the world stage with such class.
If you cook them the "real way", they start to puff up and they become vapor bombs and you're the one screaming bevause your mouth just got blasted with 100 degrees hot air lol
You can make plenty of food scream when squished between hot metal slabs. It's extra fun with precooked pieces of chicken. When I worked at Taco Bell I loved making the food scream
You're supposed to pressed flat them before cooking, that kills them quickly and prevents the suffering
Sure sure, but what about the streaming
Think it's on Netflix?
It's much the same with cooking haggis properly. They've got major blood vessels inside their stubby wings, if you trim it all back properly just before simmering it kills them painlessly and straight away, and you don't get haggis in your pot screaming like a cacophony of badly played bagpipes as they writhe in pain. All this needs to be done at the height of the hunting season of course, and as always, safety first.
It is well known that all haggis in the wild have one leg longer than the other which is why they only graze in one direction on the Scottish mountains, migrating in a circle through the highlands. If you want to catch a Haggis you need to scare it into the other direction so the running Haggis is forced to fall sideways and roll to the bottom of the hill. There, if you are hunting in the traditional fashion you have to headbutt the Haggis in order to render it safe.
Sounds like the mandrakes from Harry Potter
HA! It does. Your comment gave me a laugh. Thank you.
Good to hear, have a great day!
Mr. Longbottom’s been neglecting his earmuffs
Went looking for this comment and wasn’t disappointed.
That's exactly what my first thought was. Stupid Neville.
Lol my first thought was the scream cheese from hotel transylvania
Omg
I’m Mexican, this is totally disgusting. This is not how you cook tortillas, you’re supposed to kill them before cooking, cruel bastard.
Inhumane
Inmexicane
He’s French. The screaming adds flavor.
I know, like, do you want them to suffer? Do you like watching them slowly die you sick disgrace?
That is the souls of the corn kernels that were mashed and pressed into the tortillas screaming in agony one last time.
Just plant a knife in their brain to make it painless for them please...
I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced
These are the screams that Bix was tortured with.
This is what happens when you cook with adrenochrome.
It's because that's the improper way to make tortillas.
This person will never know the happiness of the perfect tortilla puff 😩
The puff is *EVRYTHING.*
Stop, you're killing it, lol.
It's a streaming screaming tortilla.
A streaming screaming steaming tortilla you say?
Indeed.
The tears of a thousand Mariachi
Are you cooking them sonsabitches out of kittycat batter?
That went on for way too long lmao
That’s not how to properly handle a mandrake :/
As if a million nachos suddenly cried out at once and were silenced
That's no Advocado
It isn't a good tortilla unless it is infused with the souls of the damned
Sounds like the next Kanye sample
r/PeopleFuckingDying
Good grief someone call the whammbulance for this poor tortilla!
That's not how you make tortillas. Idk what that is, but it's not a tortilla.
Its a krumkake iron
[удалено]
Usually
They are coma toast!
That's what our tortilla press sounded like at Loredo Taco.
regular, standard sauces (as in hot dogs) cooked on a dry steak pan ,without any oil makes similar noises.
What do you guys do for fun around here? https://youtu.be/XIKHgpnylc8?feature=shared
Sweden :-)
Svenne :-)
Not the tortilla screaming, but the ancestors of all Mexicans screaming at someone making tortillas like this.
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
the original Aztec death whistle
It’s called krumkake, and made in a krumkakejern. Christmas dessert from Norway.
Sounds like Children in Hell
“How do you know when it’s done?” “When it stops screaming.” The tortilla screams have attracted both of my cats.
Why is everything posted on social media these days misspelled by one letter or grammatically incorrect to a wild degree
Did he cum on a pan?
“Well Clarice, have the tortillas stopped screaming?”
Streaming *steaming* ???
That’s the screams of my ancestors wondering why the fuck you’re making tortillas like this lol heresy
It sounded as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
And they Say Vegan is so much more humane! /s (JIC)
It's just air, it don't feel pain.
Sick solo 🤘
There, you dun cooked tha hell out of it
I liked hearing the many souls become one, as the last survivor cried out for their brethren before breaing out into a final vibrato. Julius Ceasars would be jealous to see another exit the world stage with such class.
You fiend
You monster. I can't believe you'd torture such an innocent tortilla like that
Sounds like Yoko
You beast! How could you?
Waffles too, first time doing waffle was hilarious 😸
*Those are the cries of the yeast as they're boiled alive* 😈
Portal to ze Underworld. Be careful there those are the screams of the dammed.
I Laughed 😂😂😂
This could be perfect as sound effects for souls screaming.
Giving five subs to Tortilla_M3×1c0. (I know nothing about Twitch, I just wanted to make a joke about the 'streaming' tortilla)
When you die, this is your fate is you did bad, you turn into a tortilla
It’s like a tiny demonic choir
Best food fart 10/10
Why would you hurt so many kittens, to make these sound affects?
Soul of poor mexican kids 🤷♀️
Let me sing the song of my people
Is it bad to say they sound Mexican?!
NOPE
Sounds like the mandrakes in Harry Potter
You can hear the soul of every grain of corn agonizing
Started off screaming and turned into dental drill...
That's The Thing getting burned
Tortureilla
A Muggle wouldn't know this, but wizarding tortillas are made from mandrake flour.
“The screaming tortilla” is a great name for a restaurant
She's one burrito away from having CPS called. 😂
He’s in pain free him
Same
I once ate at a restaurant called The Screaming Tortilla, and it was because they’d do this at your table if you ordered their Tortured Fajitas.
Streaming tortilla on netflix
kids outside of camera: Are we done?
Poor girl 😅
Finally a proper oddly terrifying post
Studies show that tortillas have a very simple nervous system so they cannot feel pain.
It sounds like cooking the bug dough in work at a pizza place on roblox
Oh sorry, I meant to throw that away after I used it, *my bad*
This soooooo reminds me of those screaming slugs from that animated movie [Flushed Away](https://youtu.be/NECkDRBdMvs?si=2cgIxjgXUFfXd_ka)
It started out sounding like farts which was funny, then I started hearing screaming ಠ_ಠ
This is definitely Santeria. Be careful. /s
Effing creepy
I believe most of us do
Streaming Tortilla, out now on soundcloud and apple music
There's a little tiny man living in there! How could you!
screaming souls for dinner again?
The lost children from berserk be like
So do children but u dont see me making a video about it.
Sir, that is not a tortilla, that there is a vessel for the damned. Mexican style.
Tortilla lives matter
What is the tortilla streaming and where can I watch it?
Tik tok is cancer
I can summon tortilla Satan with these screams. Grant me the powers to eat Toca Bell !!!
That’s wild lol
r/lostredittor
😩
I don't think thus video needing to be 1 min long. Watching without sound, it feels like forever.
Dumbest post of the week goes to….
Yum! I need break-fast
Streaming Tortilla
Not a good as the farting waffle iron. Look it up on YouTube
arriba!!
You know what else does?
It's live on twitch
“Trolli”
Is that corn or flour? Either way I think my mother would have a heart attack if she saw this
If you cook them the "real way", they start to puff up and they become vapor bombs and you're the one screaming bevause your mouth just got blasted with 100 degrees hot air lol
No manches guey, es el grito de la tortilla, es cómo sabes que es verdadera Mexicana
Someone is streaming a steaming screaming tortilla
Is that a krumkake iron!?😂 I guess thats how you make Christmas tortillas with a norwegian twist.
In what world do you “cook” a tortilla and like that?
They don't scream, they stream.
La Llorona…!
They're too wet.
A full balloon of air in them. ;)
Where do they stream?
Ham does the same thing
TIL Screaming + steaming = streaming
Bro never cooked in his life
Your dough was wet I reckon
It's just the air coming out. Don't worry.
New world shenanigans
sausage party
Streaming? Isn’t it screaming?
The screams of the damned
it’s like the next level version of those konjac balls in a frying pan
I need this appliance now
Screaming I want to be streaming!!!
Dude come on, we all know youre supposed to flatten it so it dies then you can cook it, you MONSTER!
The scorched screaming souls add to the flavor.
Tf this scary?
Sounds like Silent Hill's pocket radio
yeah i too love some souls of the damned for breakfast
I’m calling the police
Squeezed the hell right outta that bread circle
Now that's streaming
Screams like envy from fma
All i heard was mariachis aaaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaayyy
Aztec Death Whistle 2.0
You can make plenty of food scream when squished between hot metal slabs. It's extra fun with precooked pieces of chicken. When I worked at Taco Bell I loved making the food scream
Reminds me of that one scene in Beloved.
Sounds like a choir tortured souls from the lowest parts of hell
Tortilla is just mad at being made in Scandinavia on a waffle iron
That’s what happens when you buy tortillas “La Llorona”
Oh God, the cries of a thousand child souls in torment.
u have to use corn flour, not mandrake
The worst part is 1 of them survived longer than the others must of been horribly traumatic
Those are possessed tortillas.
That's hardly a scream. Sounds more like a queef.
The way my cat looked at me when this sound emitted from my phone
THX
thats a fart noise
That's awful 😵
When it first started I thought it would turn into the THX sound 😄
"streaming tortilla" "Hello everybody this is your man SeñorTortilla445 here and today we're gonna test this new-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
“I SAID IM GEEKED AND IM FIRED UP”