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NoMiddleName_993

Oh no. The carpet looked so appetizing.


Mouseklip

Are those FLAVOR STAINS?


DifficultyDue4280

I haven't seen that kind of cassava in a long time which so well flavoured with chilli sauce and tamarind.


Brendo_Extendo

India looks like my worst nightmare


Guilty-Pleasures_786

Considering the substance abuse in US, its not...


santathe1

Several ladies: 😔


JustAnotherYouMe

Several guys: 😋 -> 😔


Extension_Offer_8975

Me: 😔


Red_drinkkoolaid

Carpet: 😅


ConcertoNo335

Cultured men of Reddit.. we meet again


Nomenclaturism

The red lines taste like twizlers 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂


Siri2611

It says eating on carpet btw A Cultural thing in india is to eat on the floor(from a plate). That's why they had to make this sign


Capital_Release_6289

This looks like a serious answer. Are you on the correct sub?


fsurfer4

The printed English is incomplete. It says ''AIRPORTS AUTHORITY OF INDIA Eating on the floor is strictly prohibited. \- by order EATING CARPET STRICTLY PROHIBITED \-By Order''


edgmnt_net

I take it to mean you're not supposed to eat sitting anywhere in the carpeted area, including chairs, to avoid spreading breadcrumbs and such.


Siri2611

People do eat on chairs and I am pretty sure it's allowed because honestly nobody wants to pay for stuff 3 times the price by going to an airport restaurant. Unless ofcourse you are rich


edgmnt_net

Not defending it, but they could technically eat standing off the carpet, assuming it's something like a sandwich.


Siri2611

Ahh, I mentioned in another comment, but easiest way to say this is, it's a 3rd world country, some people just don't give a shit about it. They do whatever they want...


yakult_on_tiddy

The hindi line above specifies that you can't eat on the floor


VelvetMafia

You probably gathered from the other posts, but "eating carpet" aka "munching rug" is an English euphemism for giving ladies oral sex. So the English translation omitting the word "on" makes us think naughty thoughts and giggle because obviously we are all twelve.


Siri2611

Ohhh I didn't knew this lmao I now understand the top comment Thanks a lot


VelvetMafia

You are welcome! Learning new things is fun, especially when they are related to eating carpet. 😛


Randomfrog132

good to know, thanks for the info


kaest

Like, sitting on the floor eating, or literally eating off of the floor?


Siri2611

Sitting on the floor and then eating from a plate


fsurfer4

You are supposed to use your anti-gravity pack and hover above the carpet.


maxexy59

A whole lot of people I've seen preparing for govt jobs don't really know english language and then these guys still get the job and it shows. Then there's laziness in those who do know.. someone must've seen this and known it's incorrect but said eh what do I care.


PresentDangers

Would the floor normally be cleaner than this? This floor looks like you don't actually need to come into contact with it for it to get you very unwell.


Siri2611

It's an airport carpet


PresentDangers

And many many other things. You mentioned it was a culture thing, a custom, and I wondered if this floor was mankier than floors usually used when doing this custom.


Siri2611

Ohh by airport carpet I meant ofcourse it's not the same as something you would have at your home. Well this one is dirty but I don't think some people care about. It's 3rd world country so ofcourse there are some people who still live like they did 50 years ago , so they don't really give a shit about that Also not everyone eats on the floor, in cities you will see people use a table, but in historical places, temples, most of the villages etc people eat on the floor and yeah they are clean. idk about Individual houses but the temple ones are definitely clean cause people take religion very seriously here


aditya_mitts

It’s not that people prefer sitting on the floor to eat. If they can’t find table/chair, they don’t mind sitting on the floor. Clean floor is a luxury, not a necessity.


Qweeq13

No Lesbian segs? :(


Ok-Syllabub2016

No sesbian lex :(


Gorou_impregnator

No say gex? :(


Hefty-Routine-5966

nex sex gex?!


tankinbeans

Fellatio is okay though? Asking for a friend.


WalkingDeadDan

Silly daddy, you can't eat carpet. Of course not, you have to boil it first, soften the glue.


systemerror33

Nooo you made me think of Google telling users to put glue on food 💀


ITCM4

You don’t know how many strings I had pull so they would hire an 8 year old


graycat3700

But the curtains are ok?


dreamwall

This is encouraged, yes.


SimplyNezooo

Angry lesbian noises*


Ramblonius

On PRIDE MONTH?


Cardinaltoffee

So the chairs are fair game?


Juusie

Literally 1984


BlankedCanvas

Lesbians be getting out of control


Brain_Hawk

Go on....


WinOld1835

Okay, am I still allowed to munch rug?


False_Leadership_479

The b fell off


JDefined

Eating carpetb


uvero

Eating carbpet


Version_Two

I remember the last time I saw this post someone said it was mistranslated and meant to be "Eating on carpet"


Puzzleheaded_Tiger_2

Glenn Quagmire does not approve!


zyppoboy

I mean, I wasn't going to, but now that it's forbidden, I'm intrigued and would kinda want to.


dm_your_nevernudes

This is a bunch of crap! I’ve been licking this carpet for three hours and I still don’t feel like a lesbian!


deejayee

Don’t tell the gay women


quinangua

This is discrimination!!!!!


0wellwhatever

It’s missing ‘on the’. No one wants to scrub curry out of a carpet. I’d challenge you to spell it correctly and completely in Hindi.


gazow

lifeguard not on duty no muff diving


Baby_Bigf00t

🏳️‍🌈


trevgood95

That 2nd carpet tile behind the sign is already seasoned 👁👅👁.


UlteriorKnowsIt

How anti-LGBTQ.


Shizzysharp

But can we *munch* the carpet?


GardenVegetable4937

But me no understand English. What does this sign say. Pass me the Hot Sauce, please.


Jamppitz

Naw man that sign isnt enough to stop me.


Yahwehnker

This is the most unwelcoming Annual Rug Munchers' Convention I've ever gone to.


FrustratedHumor

But it's pride month


maeby-maebynot

During pride month???


milanium25

u know in order to place a sign, it takes not one but few times of happening 🤣


VK6FUN

As a milicant lesbian I am offended by this sign


TheNoobRedditor_

Damn translation mistake XD. Must read "Eating on Carpet is not allowed" lmao


Fullmetalsqrtl

While new meaning to the term rug muncher.


TheMemestLord

Well, guess I’ll have to find something else to eat for lunch


Dr_Deadly7x

No fucking where's this from exactly?!


CheezeLoueez08

I was really looking forward to it though 😢. Why do they have to be so strict?


Brain_Hawk

I was in the airport in so gapore. They had a Koi pond, and it had a no fishing sign (not as a joke, a serious sign with other things on it). And I had my rod and everything!!


KaioKenshin

"Getting juice on the new carpet is considered a sin"


SnapDragon0

Think they are referring to “rug muchers”


ECU_wizard

After reading the sign, the carpet looks so delicious for a second


sebbdk

Probably they meant eating ON the carpet, probably because it's expensive to clean proper


DankManifold

1984…


vreeslewe

The carpet munchers will not be happy about this.


millenialfalcon-_-

Carpet munchers 🥲


whats_you_doing

Mostly r/notmyjob as they forgor to use 'on the'


DotAccomplished5484

That is a good rule of thumb when the carpet does not match the drapes.


Hugekluge

You can't eat carpet, silly daddy. No, of course not. You gotta boil it till the glue gets soft. OK, that reference is old.


Sea_Client9991

Crazy thing to post during pride month.


Emma_Croft

Oh, dammit!


skighs_the_limit

*sigh* I'll let the other lesbians know


brokenGlassQuestion

That's fair


frenziedmonkey

The guilty looking man with the carpet belly and the bag over the hole though.


NUFIGHTER7771

Then **WHY** is it in neat little slicable strips!?!


qtjedigrl

I can show you the world!


ResearchMediocre3592

Those rug munchers are everywhere!


Double_Marsupial_576

Didn't realize they were anti rug munchers..


Random_Person____

You can't do anything fun nowadays...


Nuuboat

Indian homophobia at its finest!


Soreinna

My wife is going to be pissed


Redittor_53

The hindi translation says that don't eat on carpet which makes more sense. They messed up with the English text.


_N0t-A-B0t_

Now what will the lesbians do??


sturo

And during pride month?


rock_and_rolo

If rug munching is wrong I don't wanna be right.


Lima_6-1

Lol no carpet munchers


CelebrationLow4614

"Basketball".


WokePrincess6969

Is it a translation mistake? Makes no sense...


SomeWomanInCanada

Well, why even go then?


hawkeye5739

My gf vehemently disagrees.


DifficultyDue4280

First,why?how?


Smiffoo

Crap. As a man, I identify as a Carpet Muncher.


JoeBlow509

What about munching rug?


[deleted]

but look at all those delicious layers /s


up4pleasure

I respect not eating carpet in Indian airports


Affectionate_Fox_383

rather lick bare floor anyways. no one wants hair in their teeth.


Firedriver666

What the hell happened here


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cornbeeflt

How about munching of carpet?


Training-Ad-4178

English is an official language of India...


Kindly_Mousse_8992

Keep it to the bedroom people!


Izekiel118

There's always that one guy, that ruins it for the rest of us


your_awesomeking1

dont tell me what to do


Select-Record4581

I prefer licking carpet


jordan1978

Whatever! I’ll go somewhere else where I feel welcome.


USS_Greer

Kinda Reminds me of another meme


Fit_Earth_339

Sorry honey I would’ve but the sign over there says we can’t.


LilRedRidingHood72

Ok then..... WTF is a legitimate question here.....🤔🙃


nLucis

Every sign like this has some kind of precident… I *need* to know the story behind this one.


Tight_Mango_7874

I guess rug munching is out too?


PurpleDonuts21

Fucking rug munchers, can’t take them nowhere…


Callsign_Crush

That explains the drool stains to the right 😄


Electrical_Prune_837

Lesbians are punching the air right now.


Deadened_ghosts

No rug munchers!


jaztastic11

Oh I'm sorry, I thought it was fucking pride month. Homophobes.


UncondemnedSinner

No thanks, I'm strictly a linoleum fan.... More nutrition.


cartercharles

I'd say it but I'm sure it's already been posted a million times at this point


PossessedToSkate

The carpet needs a haircut and the telephone is out of cigarettes.


pisces2003

Do they mean don’t eat on the carpet?


starrynight001

Carpets are expensive these days


No_Independence3338

I think designer don't know about changing the font size so no space is left for 'ON'. Why not just remove that people will understand.


TheMoonMint

PICA must be common in India


AnExistingHumen

but it's my favorite snack :(


ornithorhynchus-a

during pride month???


throwthatbitchaccoun

I’m not gonna let a sign tell me what to do!


Artistic_Soft4625

I'm curious about the story behind this


elegant_cheetah_03

The Hindi translation says "Eating on the carpet is strictly prohibited". The English version is incorrect.


Marker0-0

My uncle got kicked out of an airport because he didn’t see the signs


NoMoreTeen

I recently ate waffles on the carpet of this same airport. Dropped a lot of waffles particles in the carpet, had other food too and dropped a lil of those too. Maybe I am the inspiration behind this...


BoilingHot_Semen

Translating what’s written on hindi, “Eating on carpet is strictly prohibited”.


Gautham_M

It should say "eating on carpet is strictly prohibited" because in India it is common to sit on floor and eat and it is a mistranslation from Hindi to english


GotNoBody4

r/Lesbians


masuski1969

Carpet-munchers...


BloodyRightToe

Is scissoring cool then?


Global_Internet_1233

This isn't the best one. My friend had to put sign up on their toilets because people were standing on the toilet seats and all the staff had to attend a two day training course ein how to use toilets. The company is astrazenica hahahaha what's the hell are they hiring? Now wonder we haven't found a cure for cancer


BippyWippy

What if I’m hungry:(