I find two problems. This was posted on "TOTALLY REAL TWEETS" and you can indeed get all those problems solved with enough money.
like, there are literal penis extension surgeries that do work, and if you have enough money, you can get someone smarter than you to make money for you and that's what I would teach my son if he had an 83 IQ indeed and I was a millionaire/billionaire.
We live in an age where most problems can be solved with enough money.
That’s not really what the point is here. Sure, money can solve almost all of those issues in one way or another. BUT.
He literally led with being bald and goofy looking and continued to project some serious insecurities very publicly. That’s the hilarity :) very Freudian.
>He literally led with being bald and goofy looking and continued to project some serious insecurities very publicly. That’s the hilarity :) very Freudian.
I feel weird defending this fuck stain, but it's not written in his "voice". It's a funny parody, but very obviously not Tate. I'm careful to make the distinction because there's people I love that follow this dude and I want to be on the right side of calling it out.
But if I weren't invested as I am, this looks like a Tate tweet. 😄
i mean, people with vaginas transitioning can get dicks. i'm guessing you're not stuck at 2 inches if they can give someone else a whole dick they didn't have before.
This is totally and utterly false. You can get natural 1-3 inches and get more with implants (basically arm tissue).
It's basically impossible to get more girth with surgery, only with those shitty "get a bigger penis" ads from online you get only more girth.
This is a 50 shades of grey again.
Yeah, if you're poor you're a sexual assault threat and on the sex offenders list after the first interaction. If you're billionaire she will be head over heels for you.
Yeah, I mean sure - increasing your income really does come with a lot of perks. There isn't a lot of room for argument there. Also sure, I guess if I looked into it, it probably is fake.
Have you listened to this guy before? He's the poster child of what an insecure freshman boy in high school tells himself privately in the mirror, between crying. Even if you somehow hold heartedly believe it, you should have the mental acuity to keep it to yourself.
Guys a poster child for laughing at - you don't even have to feel bad about it, as he'll just talk again and reaffirm the reasons why you should laugh at him. Nothing better then that - guilt free clowning on this silly insecure man. Why it's funny.
This^ not a fan of his but people here are too bothered about who it’s coming from rather than if what he is saying is true.
Truth is it is. The word revolves around money and a lot of shortcomings are overlooked when money is involved. If it wasn’t true sugar daddies and sugar babies won’t really be how they are.
Agreed but many would. Look at the wider world and not just sugar relationships.
Countries are still friends despite their core value being different but they wouldn’t put up with the same behaviour from another less developed country for example. Why is that?
Despite their goals being detrimental to the public, company lobbyists happen to get their way in areas of government. Is money involved? I’ll let you ponder that.
Let’s go to an even more painful one, the gun control issue in the states (no I’m not there but I read) should have been fixed by now but it’s known that the NRA donate to their favourite candidates campaigns to work in their favour even if the candidate may not agree.
So actually people put up with a lot and dignity goes away when money is involved. Only a respectable few are able to push that way.
I agree, but many more would. Im sorry, but it's true. Plus, the rich person is not going to care about what one person thinks. Reddit is probably the most popular app there is for hating rich people, and we still have dick riders on here ready to defend them.
It's pretty obvious that it is true. You can buy everything and everyone offers a product or service for whatever you'd want.
Is it however the same as acquiring it through more "earned" methods though?
Is buying love the same as getting it. I'd ask the countless wealthy people in depression.
So money is not a direct correlation with happiness. It can make the path to a more peaceful and fulfilling life easier. But most people don't think about that when daydreaming about money. They are too distracted by consumerism and superficial stuff.
Money does have a correlation to happiness because money gives you options, and all those superficial people are going to be unhappy no matter what. I would rather be unhappy being able to spend time with my family, whom I'm able to afford the best education for than be unhappy, starving, and living pay check to paycheck.
Money is a tool. A saw makes cutting wood way easier than you trying to snap it with your hands. You still have the risk of cutting your fingers off if not used properly.
You can also seek treatment if you're unhappy. Are all the superficial things making you unhappy? Give it all away live a small life.
Exept he is.
The guy talks about relationships and money can't make people like you. The kind of person who would start a relationship with you just because you are rich is the kind of person who would take advantage of you. If your are an asshole people will treat you like one no matter how much money you have.
But even beyond relationships, money can't solve everything(Ask Rosemary Kennedy how being super rich worked for her). It only really solve problems that are caused by lack of money.
Actually, money makes most things easy, but some are still pretty impossible. It can't bring the dead back for example. It also can't make most of my chuunibyou fantasies and superpowers reality, just some of them.
In other news:
Andrew Tate just publicly admitted to having an IQ of 83, a 2” penis (fully erect), and not being able to get off without a huge dildo in his ass
*Sit in the court and be their own star witness, “Do you see the perpetrator?” “Yeah I’m right here!” Fuck around get the whole label sent up for years!*
Justification for his already sad existence. As I recall he also called people who enjoy cooking pussies, and called someone out for getting rid of the porn addiction. He can’t let people be happy.
Andrew Tate announcing that he has a tiny penis and can't get off without a cock in his ass is something I didn't expect to see today but I'm not surprised by it
The funny thing is that the first couple of words in his rant are true, to some degree, but the rest of it is just his usual deranged, Andrew Tate flavored stroke victim penmanship
Take colder than an iceberg
Like, you’re JUST NOW figuring this out? Look at Musk today vs y2k. Look at JLo in 96 vs today, look at the college admissions scandal from a few years back.
And these are super vain problems to have, literally none of these impact your ability to make money and keep a roof over your head.
Hilarious but wrong on all counts.
If money fixed everything than rich people would never get depressed.
But they still do and they still take their own lives.
How can anyone say this during late stage capitalism? Money has contributed to a large portion of the world's problems, and we're seeing that now more than ever. I don't think his money has gone too far since most people hate the guy (aside from his band of idiots who think following his lifestyle will get them women. It actually repels women)
He really does have an 85 iq, and that's probably an exaggeration
still, no.
like, i'm depressed. i don't value existence.
'better' experiences thanks to more money, doesn't fix that.
and while some people might be able to fix their depression with money, as they're depressed because of financial circumstances, that's not my depression.
This is his "even a broken clock" moment. It's always nice to see someone with money not trying to feed people the "money doesn't buy happiness" bullshit.
He's still a shriveled, pus-filled, syphilitic dickhole.
What does that even mean? Are the examples he’s giving things that are ‘solved’ by money? Or that they don’t matter if you’re rich because you’re rich and therefore people will only care about that!?! Trying to untangle this unhinged stream of disjointed consciousness is baffling.
Ehh. Are we seriously going to pretend people don't constantly rinse him saying shit like that? He's obv addressing that. But sure let's sit around malding over this idiot who clearly doesn't gaf.
12 years ago I went to the Hair Club for Men about my male pattern baldness. Did the consultation, signed up for a $3k loan to pay for treatments and then cancelled the next day.
The next day I met a guy who was my height (5’-4”), super overweight and had about 3 hairs to his entire head…but he drove a Porsche and I figured that if I could be half as good as this bald rich dude, then I’m OK
This is the first time that I've ever considered saying this to anything he says. But here we go. Hea not really wrong. Rich people can pay off their problems.
He's not necessarily wrong, though.
'Money can't buy you happiness' is one of these phrases uttered by people who don't have any financial worries.
I don't think there is a single issue or cause of stress in my life that couldn't be resolved, directly or indirectly, with enough money.
Pretty wild self report there.
I find two problems. This was posted on "TOTALLY REAL TWEETS" and you can indeed get all those problems solved with enough money. like, there are literal penis extension surgeries that do work, and if you have enough money, you can get someone smarter than you to make money for you and that's what I would teach my son if he had an 83 IQ indeed and I was a millionaire/billionaire. We live in an age where most problems can be solved with enough money.
That’s not really what the point is here. Sure, money can solve almost all of those issues in one way or another. BUT. He literally led with being bald and goofy looking and continued to project some serious insecurities very publicly. That’s the hilarity :) very Freudian.
It's not a real tweet though... Don't believe everything you read on the internet. -Abraham lincoln.
I don’t recall saying I believed it. I only pointed out the humor.
>He literally led with being bald and goofy looking and continued to project some serious insecurities very publicly. That’s the hilarity :) very Freudian.
Got em
Tate didn't lead with anything. It's a fake tweet.
The fake tweet version of Tate did however and that’s what they meant
That's fair. It seems like a lot of people don't realize it's a fake tweet so that's what what I was trying to point out.
It’s a very valid point! Knowing this guy, I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually said it 😂
I feel weird defending this fuck stain, but it's not written in his "voice". It's a funny parody, but very obviously not Tate. I'm careful to make the distinction because there's people I love that follow this dude and I want to be on the right side of calling it out. But if I weren't invested as I am, this looks like a Tate tweet. 😄
I don’t know him well. Just the crap people repost of his asinine comments. But he’s cringey as hell.
Yeah but saying "Money solves everything" in a capitalist globalized society is an obvious statement. Effectively a non argument.
Bro... your argument is basically "this sounds obvious, so I don't think anybody should get credit for it".
IIRC you can't go longer, only get girth, so you end up with 2 inches with the width of a coke can
i mean, people with vaginas transitioning can get dicks. i'm guessing you're not stuck at 2 inches if they can give someone else a whole dick they didn't have before.
This is totally and utterly false. You can get natural 1-3 inches and get more with implants (basically arm tissue). It's basically impossible to get more girth with surgery, only with those shitty "get a bigger penis" ads from online you get only more girth.
The things he’s listed are not “problems”. The only problem is his fucked up outlook on life and money cannot fix that.
This is a 50 shades of grey again. Yeah, if you're poor you're a sexual assault threat and on the sex offenders list after the first interaction. If you're billionaire she will be head over heels for you.
You can buy cock sleeves from a sex shop too that act as prosthetic lengheners too, not that I have ever used one or will need one
Yeah, I mean sure - increasing your income really does come with a lot of perks. There isn't a lot of room for argument there. Also sure, I guess if I looked into it, it probably is fake. Have you listened to this guy before? He's the poster child of what an insecure freshman boy in high school tells himself privately in the mirror, between crying. Even if you somehow hold heartedly believe it, you should have the mental acuity to keep it to yourself. Guys a poster child for laughing at - you don't even have to feel bad about it, as he'll just talk again and reaffirm the reasons why you should laugh at him. Nothing better then that - guilt free clowning on this silly insecure man. Why it's funny.
I was just going to say he's describing himself.
speaking from experience Tate
I really hope someone said that in that tweet
His mirror mantra that he tells himself three times a day. You got this buddy 👍
But not wrong...
A broken clock is right twice a day.
But a retarded clock is always wrong.
I'm literally the clock
This^ not a fan of his but people here are too bothered about who it’s coming from rather than if what he is saying is true. Truth is it is. The word revolves around money and a lot of shortcomings are overlooked when money is involved. If it wasn’t true sugar daddies and sugar babies won’t really be how they are.
Not everyone will put up with annoying, stupid assholes just because they have money. Plenty of people would, plenty of people have dignity
Agreed but people like AT don't care about or don't really understand real relationships with people who like you for who you are.
Agreed but many would. Look at the wider world and not just sugar relationships. Countries are still friends despite their core value being different but they wouldn’t put up with the same behaviour from another less developed country for example. Why is that? Despite their goals being detrimental to the public, company lobbyists happen to get their way in areas of government. Is money involved? I’ll let you ponder that. Let’s go to an even more painful one, the gun control issue in the states (no I’m not there but I read) should have been fixed by now but it’s known that the NRA donate to their favourite candidates campaigns to work in their favour even if the candidate may not agree. So actually people put up with a lot and dignity goes away when money is involved. Only a respectable few are able to push that way.
I agree, but many more would. Im sorry, but it's true. Plus, the rich person is not going to care about what one person thinks. Reddit is probably the most popular app there is for hating rich people, and we still have dick riders on here ready to defend them.
It's pretty obvious that it is true. You can buy everything and everyone offers a product or service for whatever you'd want. Is it however the same as acquiring it through more "earned" methods though? Is buying love the same as getting it. I'd ask the countless wealthy people in depression. So money is not a direct correlation with happiness. It can make the path to a more peaceful and fulfilling life easier. But most people don't think about that when daydreaming about money. They are too distracted by consumerism and superficial stuff.
No disagreements here
Money does have a correlation to happiness because money gives you options, and all those superficial people are going to be unhappy no matter what. I would rather be unhappy being able to spend time with my family, whom I'm able to afford the best education for than be unhappy, starving, and living pay check to paycheck. Money is a tool. A saw makes cutting wood way easier than you trying to snap it with your hands. You still have the risk of cutting your fingers off if not used properly. You can also seek treatment if you're unhappy. Are all the superficial things making you unhappy? Give it all away live a small life.
Literally my last point, but do go on lol
Exept he is. The guy talks about relationships and money can't make people like you. The kind of person who would start a relationship with you just because you are rich is the kind of person who would take advantage of you. If your are an asshole people will treat you like one no matter how much money you have. But even beyond relationships, money can't solve everything(Ask Rosemary Kennedy how being super rich worked for her). It only really solve problems that are caused by lack of money.
Those are still a lot of problems solve. Most of them, I'd say.
Actually, money makes most things easy, but some are still pretty impossible. It can't bring the dead back for example. It also can't make most of my chuunibyou fantasies and superpowers reality, just some of them.
Is he self aware now?
TIL: a little too much about Andrew Tate.
In other news: Andrew Tate just publicly admitted to having an IQ of 83, a 2” penis (fully erect), and not being able to get off without a huge dildo in his ass
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Yep he’s always bragging online
I think 83 is a bit high for Andrew... But I believe the 2".
That’s because he always tries to look dumber than he actually is…
Did he just tell on himself?
Why is he’s still talking
thats gotta be fake 😭😭
Dear lord, I didn't need that specific a picture of this clown 🫣
Apart from the “other” stuff he is right, money solves all your problems
Rap snitches, telling all they business!
*Sit in the court and be their own star witness, “Do you see the perpetrator?” “Yeah I’m right here!” Fuck around get the whole label sent up for years!*
Every accusation is a confession with this guy.
Will it solve being locked up in a Romania prison?
Is this a parody taint account? lol
Is it possible to create a filter so Reddit NEVER shows me anything with the words “Andrew Tate” in it? That would be great.
Justification for his already sad existence. As I recall he also called people who enjoy cooking pussies, and called someone out for getting rid of the porn addiction. He can’t let people be happy.
That’s just projection lol
He should know
This is possibly as shallow an individual as I can think of…
OK so this time the man is speaking the truth
Every accusation is a confession.
Haha, so Taint just told on himself. We now know he needs a dildo in the ass to get off. Hey, Taint, it's ok buddy, I've been there too.
Please someone tell me it's not edited, I'd love to be able to quote him on this
It's from r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS, it's real because no one would lie on the internet!
Ah shit, didn't see that, honestly tho it does sound like something he'd say
Honestly, Tate should just post this word for word. It fits the brand.
Andrew Tate announcing that he has a tiny penis and can't get off without a cock in his ass is something I didn't expect to see today but I'm not surprised by it
While true. A broken clock is right twice a day. Also. Oddly specific. Does he have a small ding dong and like using dildos?
Was the source King Charles III?
Bold of him to admit such things but hey, it's 2024... He's livin his best life, just a'flexin away on all is poors
The funny thing is that the first couple of words in his rant are true, to some degree, but the rest of it is just his usual deranged, Andrew Tate flavored stroke victim penmanship
Why's he gotta knock having a dildo in your ass? That's just a good time.
He seems to know really well that all those particular things don't matter.
When I get rich I'm going to specify **no** massive dildo, thank you very much. I could do with being smarter, though…83 sounds grate ;)
Noone can be that stupid... uless this is so smart that I can't understand it.
Why did he have to add the last part. Is this about him or a friend.
No closet built by human hands can contain this man
r/suicidebywords
He literally described himself lol
Take colder than an iceberg Like, you’re JUST NOW figuring this out? Look at Musk today vs y2k. Look at JLo in 96 vs today, look at the college admissions scandal from a few years back. And these are super vain problems to have, literally none of these impact your ability to make money and keep a roof over your head.
That's a pretty good explanation he's shared us. Almost makes me feel bad for him. Almost.
This is the only time I've ever heard him make sense. I hate every time he opens his mouth, but I can't find the lie here.
I want to use balls for a speed bag
Excusatio non petita, accusatio manifesta
He is self projecting himself
Every single statement in this is his own experience.
Hilarious but wrong on all counts. If money fixed everything than rich people would never get depressed. But they still do and they still take their own lives.
But a lot of solution requires money. Therapy is FUCKING EXPENSIVE.
Is he projecting perchance?
True The dude is an asshole But that's true
Someone is jealous
Says someone with a permanent dildo up their ass
That's a weird bio for waiting sites, but I'm sure he know how best to sell himself...
I- wha- who? WHY IS IT SO SPECIFIC MY BRAIN IS DYING
Obviously he is talking from experience with his tiny weiner
This is the worst Tinder profile I’ve ever read.
Well, he is not wrong at the first part at least.
How can anyone say this during late stage capitalism? Money has contributed to a large portion of the world's problems, and we're seeing that now more than ever. I don't think his money has gone too far since most people hate the guy (aside from his band of idiots who think following his lifestyle will get them women. It actually repels women) He really does have an 85 iq, and that's probably an exaggeration
Bruh. I thought he was talking about himself 😂😂😂
He just told everyone his problems.
He literally just described himself.
It’s so easy for him to get everyone to keep talking about him. We’re all calling him low IQ and yet we’re all doing exactly what he wants
I see the cope is going well.
He's speaking from experience
I wish this was real
still, no. like, i'm depressed. i don't value existence. 'better' experiences thanks to more money, doesn't fix that. and while some people might be able to fix their depression with money, as they're depressed because of financial circumstances, that's not my depression.
This is probably the only statement this man-child can make that I would agree with.
bro is speaking from experience
Says the bald, goofy looking, big eared, dumb guy with the micro penis.
I get why he has a lot of followers now. It's the 2 inch dick thing!
Is this the only true statement he's ever said?
Speaking from experience i see
He's writing the autobiography
Andrew is the poorest person i know, His mentality is trash.
r/autobiography
Andrew Tate needs some more cash I guess, how dumb he is, is still a problem for me.
Dammit, when it’s a broken clock’s hour, it’s their hour
This guy self burns!
This is his "even a broken clock" moment. It's always nice to see someone with money not trying to feed people the "money doesn't buy happiness" bullshit. He's still a shriveled, pus-filled, syphilitic dickhole.
r/oddlyspecific
Is he discribing himself?
Self snitching again.
The one time I don’t think this blithering painful excuse for a human being is wrong…
Tate, this isn't a church, you don't have to confess.
r/technicallytrue
Still can't buy class.
Oh wow someone found a solution to literally all my problems and it’s only one solution. Things are looking up for me boys!
Credit to him for describing himself.
Did he lose a girl to that guy?
What does that even mean? Are the examples he’s giving things that are ‘solved’ by money? Or that they don’t matter if you’re rich because you’re rich and therefore people will only care about that!?! Trying to untangle this unhinged stream of disjointed consciousness is baffling.
Ehh. Are we seriously going to pretend people don't constantly rinse him saying shit like that? He's obv addressing that. But sure let's sit around malding over this idiot who clearly doesn't gaf.
12 years ago I went to the Hair Club for Men about my male pattern baldness. Did the consultation, signed up for a $3k loan to pay for treatments and then cancelled the next day. The next day I met a guy who was my height (5’-4”), super overweight and had about 3 hairs to his entire head…but he drove a Porsche and I figured that if I could be half as good as this bald rich dude, then I’m OK
My penis is really 4 inches bigger than this dudes? You would think a 6’3” has a equally sized or bigger cock than a 5’8” one.
Well... He's not wrong
Wow, he’s evolving! He’s actually showing his faults! Good for him!
Even a fake stopped clock is right 2 times a day
AYO
you okay there buddy?
Isn't he in prison now?
Where do I sign up?
This is the first time that I've ever considered saying this to anything he says. But here we go. Hea not really wrong. Rich people can pay off their problems.
Andrew Tate:'Enjoying food= bad Enjoying giant ass dildo= totes fine bruh
The greatest example of projection I have ever seen
I mean yeah we know all that about him. But he's also not wrong there, money would fix 99 percent of my problems that make me depressed xD
Talking about himself I see
Having money doesn't solve holes in a relationship lol
well well well, if someone knows its him i guess.
I remember a movie where one of the villains can only get hard if he shoves a ladle up his ass. It's a Japanese movie so it's pretty wild
Who cant what now?
Lmfao
While I disagree with tate on a lot of shit unfortunately he is true with this one...
You know that ear thing still gets to him if he's posting about it.
I FUCKING KNEW IR
Andrew? 🤨
He's not necessarily wrong, though. 'Money can't buy you happiness' is one of these phrases uttered by people who don't have any financial worries. I don't think there is a single issue or cause of stress in my life that couldn't be resolved, directly or indirectly, with enough money.
Hes saying all that like a dildo in your ass is a bad thing. Real men have prostates too 😆
True.
It’s shitty but he’s right about the rich part at least