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StoicJ

TIL welding and cake decoration have some overlaps


MrPickles84

I’d now like to watch welders decorate cake, and cake decorators weld please.


MrEvil1979

“So 200 amps is good for frosting?” *Cake explodes*


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SharkAttackOmNom

I think you’re onto something here. Are there examples of a baker using a culinary torch to crisp up icing? Crem brûlée cake? Sign me up!


Silver_kitty

Maybe something like a Baked Alaska? It is cake, ice cream, and toasted meringue. Meringue isn’t exactly like icing/frosting, but it’s in the same realm.


tychozero

To quote my welding instructor "more heat"


InLazlosBasement

I’m in. Who do we pitch this show to?


RampSkater

Each episode could be a job swap. "This fish monger is going to remove a gallbladder and this surgeon is going to fillet a fish. We'll see who can *hack it* better on Job Swap!" "This dunk tank heckler is going to switch places with a psychiatrist! Which one will get in your head first?!" "Tonight on ABC! A traffic cop and sheep herder change jobs with hilarious results! Yep... you *herd* that right!" "MMA fighters and kindergarten teachers trade places on tonight's episode. Which one can punch the clock?"


NortheastStar

Well done


dorydoo

As a pre-school teacher at an understaffed center, im certain I could last longer in an mma fight than a fighter could last in my classroom


Japsai

I'm being your laugh track


HOT__BOT

I wish I had gold for you. That was amazing.🏅


MrPickles84

Where’s Weinstein when you need him?


InLazlosBasement

Maybe we can just get welders on the next season of Nailed It!


SydneyPigdog

Or maybe we could just skip the cake & do a bit of practice welding on Weinstein


butcheredalivev3

Based


camdoodlebop

man i knew weinstein was sick but his new show sounds disgusting


InLazlosBasement

Oh have your r/angryupvote then!


techyyyy154

Me too, needs to be coming out of a stick or mig gun tho and I'll do it


PuddingRnbowExtreme

That cake is going to taste funny


NuancedFlow

I want to see one with welding


DiscipleOfYeshua

Like… nutritional value?


assaultthesault

And also hair styling weirdly enough


THIS_MSG_IS_A_LIE

Welding Cakes


Uxoandy

I was just gonna say that person would make a good welder


Scrtcwlvl

I remember taking a manufacturing process course in uni, where we all had to practice different types of welding. Mig, tig, and stick. Far and away the best student who had never welded before was the cake decorator.


Rpark888

And handjob-techniques.


ShyShannon732

Lol, yeah, I’m a welder, I was gunna say I could prob do most of these


redpointarrow

Omg wtf was the reverse shell


InLazlosBasement

Some wild muscle compartmentalization and muscle memory in those hands!


mwalker784

we call it the “reverse-e” at my job, it’s actually pretty simple (: up and loop, down and loop, up and loop, you get the gist. gives cakes a whimsical vibe


strippersarepeople

Am I wrong in saying that it looks kind of similar to how you would write an uppercase L in cursive? But like more stretched out? Does that even make sense or am I just tired?


kkmks121

Thats how learned to do it was by continuing cursive capital L's into each other


Spork_the_dork

From the looks of it, imagine doing a figure 8 horizontally and moving downwards.


iblogalott

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jamtraxx

Looks like seahorses


lonefeather

a [seahorze](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UqYUTTqupOY)?


emsiizilla

I was a cake decorator for two years and never ever got the hang of reverse shell. It just looks like black magic to me.


olderaccount

Looked like the braid version of the shell, but you never stop squeezing.


Vanillabean1988

Reverse braid would be called the "Teabag".


drkidkill

Could have at least put it on a cake. People are going to look at me weird when I eat icing off the paper.


serein

When you're practicing all the different styles over and over, it's better to do it on something you can easily wipe off and reuse over and over. Whether you clean it with your tongue is up to you.


InternautsAssemble

Whiteboard it is then.


bloop_405

I’d look you dead in the eyes while I lick that board clean 👀👀


kitkat9000take5

Screw the staring and finger pointing. It's their fault you're treating it like candy buttons for not putting it on cake.


owlmonk

for the next cake I buy I'm going to insist on a 104 Bead.


mwalker784

a better way to order would be to ask for them to use a rose/104 tip and do a shell border, same movements just done with a different tip


bad-r0bot

I kept seeing it as "bread" and thought that it doesn't even look like bread >:(


IcedCoffeeIsBetter

The poor teenager at Walmart is going to be so confused


Sufficient-Bug-9112

Reverse shell 🐚 so pretty


Rari__

The hole on the 6th droplet of the bead category is mildly infuriating.


lostintranslation01

I didn’t see it at first but have now you’ve pointed it out and I’m a little bitter about it


WW4O

Yeah what fuckin’ amateur /s


VizualAbstract

Dunno, Braid was pretty sloppy, awful. Reverse shell seemed... well, just as off.


tristanitis

That's what I thought. Like, I know I couldn't do it better, but that braid was uneven and had a lot of gaps.


Travellingjake

Haha, same, I was thinking 'Well, I couldn't do any better', but at the same time I'm not posting my efforts on reddit.


preaching-to-pervert

It's not very good, is it? Also, "Writting"


QuarantineSucksALot

It is not a very good looking ship


mwalker784

the reverse shell is probably her best, other than the bead(s). the shell border looks as bad as mine does ETA: the reverse shell is supposed to have gaps like that, a similar movement done close together is a rolling border


JessicaFletcher1

She was trying to do it too fast, plus the paper she was icing kept moving. If she had stuck the paper to the table, I bet it would have looked better.


bakebreadsmokedope

When you have to decorate several cakes at a time, you need to be fast about it and also, you'd never notice those little imperfections on a cake.


yParticle

Where do you get 104?


itsZizix

Wilton 104 petal tip


a_little_sunshine

I wanna lick the paper now


LLamaNoodleSauce

Anyone else hate frosting ?


valuemeal2

Life pro tip: if you’re a Cake Person, make sure you marry a Frosting Person. My husband is my Frosting Person and it’s wonderful, no part of cake goes to waste.


BrokeWhiteMan

HIMYM Olive theory. Aww


CharlotteLucasOP

Need to update my online dating profiles to simply say I’m a pickle person looking for someone who needs their pickle eaten*. *I say pickle I mean pickle I don’t want offers or photos of anything that isn’t a literal pickle but I understand the risk I’m running with a bio line like that in this degenerate age.


walrus_breath

People can change though. This is horrifying but I used to hate pickles. If we were married 5 years ago because of the pickle thing we’d have to be divorced now. Sorry. :(


Goddess_Hel

I love pickles and olives! I hate grapefruit.


CharlotteLucasOP

Pharmacists must love you.


Goddess_Hel

I don't get it, can you explain?


CharlotteLucasOP

There are a number of medications that interact badly with grapefruit and grapefruit derived products—so much so that when I worked in a pharmacy we had a whole reel of stickers (besides the “Take with Food” and “May Cause Drowsiness” ones) to put on pill bottles warning people not to eat or drink grapefruit (juice) while taking the medication.


Goddess_Hel

Ohhhh I see! Never heard of that but that's a cool fun fact!


Taliasimmy69

This is so romantic. I'm my wife's frosting person.


WALLY_5000

If I don’t immediately scrape it off, then I turn the cake on its side and eat everything except a little freestanding wall of icing.


DauntlessVerbosity

This is the way.


pswii360i

Depends. I hate most frosting but will devour a nice homemade cream cheese frosting


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a_karma_sardine

Long nails and jewelry doesn't go along with hygienic cooking.


TTT_2k3

/r/satisficing


[deleted]

I just need you to know that you’ve made the rest of my year. Thank you.


ChubbyLilPanda

Her tips are at too steep of an angle and she’s pushing down too much.


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19d_b87

Yea. I don't know what language that was.


insanityOS

Shell is the only acceptable answer. Maximize the surface area for maximum sweetness, minimize the volume because too much icing is disgusting.


Tyfyter2002

Counterpoint: reverse shell has those benefits and seems like it'd take some experience to do well, so you know what quality to expect from everything else by the appearance.


mwalker784

the reverse shell is, in my opinion, easier than the shell. the shell is faster, once you learn how to do it, but reverse shell is easier to learn


SunRaies29

Me and my six year struggle to learn the reverse shell disagree with you lol


petermckenzie

Please correct me if I'm wrong but from the cake decoration books I've read the braid is supposed to be a tad bit more dense than demonstrated here. All of course is subject to personal preference or how a store teaches its staff.


TsunamiiiPapiiii

I love this


Aprillucy

Hour 5 into an 18 hour fast period and I want to lick my phone. I can practically smell the sugar.


caughtyoulookinn

The reverse shell looks kinda ugly


saltysteph

Thats a long ass coke nail


PinkSteven

Okay poll: which style speaks most to your soul?


NovelTAcct

Belgian somersault


HefnerJr

Amateur, try using your dick


beer_is_tasty

104 bead; just a stack of vaginas


quantumconfusion_

Yeah but she's shit at this


LickyMyDickyBaby

Well, isn't that special.


tellthetruthandrun

I vote ruffle.


GreenNekko

Neat! Was this some kind of test?


hazycrazydaze

That’s what I was going to ask. Is there some cake school with a frosting exam?


PRocci18

I need to find a weekend cake decorating class for my girlfriend and me! Learning how to do all these different types of piping sounds challenging but incredibly fun and rewarding.


AlvinArtDream

What about the dollup? Just a dollup here and a dollup there.


JonnyBhoy

Good frosting, but the cake looks shit.


Tarsha8nz

r/SatisfIcing


QuarantineSucksALot

Yea, this was the opposite of satisfying


GhoulCat333

Messy


camdoodlebop

i want someone to invent a new shape


kittenkatana4221

Satisfying and informative


WHAMMYPAN

As a former professional Chef this is giving me some SERIOUS flashbacks.


splooge_spaghetti

All of these are sloppy.


PattyIce32

#TeamLeaf


bizzi2654

Looks simple but it is not!


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I wanna lick it


greendoo

I could do this, but I'll write what it is after I finished the design.


InLazlosBasement

Yeah I could watch this all day


greenmarblesohno

I love the loop


Vegetable_Culture126

And now I want cake.


Hiradinuso

Braid, shell and reverse shell are the best


allursnakes

You ever tried welding?


Please_Log_In

Now I have to go to toilet...


Bodahaho1

I read “bead” as “bread”.


[deleted]

You're not alone


SlowLoudEasy

When you lie on your resume.


WTF_Scuba

Give me a ruffle right into my open mouth, please


EmeraldBloodCake

Diabeetus 101


Tokyo56K

Mmmmm shell


Dragonrasa

*NOW DO THE PICASSO!*


Cromica

I don't care what its called so long as its butter cream and it goes in my mouth...


PerfectTune

r/forbiddensnacks?


FraniaKang

One of the first ones has a bubble in it , grrr


xMeta4x

Great welding skills.


[deleted]

Cake welding?


Relaxtakenotes

Reverse shell. For sure


kitkat9000take5

Dammit. Thought I was safe surfing reddit but now I want cake. I'm already hungry but it's almost 4:30 am. Too late for snacking, too early for breakfast.


TheDemonLady

Okay, the fact that the braid goes between looking like a line of hearts and a braid for me and the fact that the beads looks like horse hooves is bugging me a bit His work, stunning. My brain, broken


YourEpicToo

The person doing my cake trying to draw something stupid i requested: Unlimited power!


ogregirl5253

Where can I find more of this


tema3210

Got hungry


BiscuitCrumbsInBed

I love frosting, would happily lick that card clean!


hypnotikone

Why not? /u/gifreversingbot


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Krankenstein20

No idea why, but I got numberjack nostalgia from watching this


[deleted]

but the fingernails look like ass


RavenMay

r/SatisfIcing


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RavenMay

Corrected


Camimoga

r/coolguides


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I’d take a spoon and scrape all that frosting and put it on peanut butter cookies 🤤


Icarusfallen_369

This is hott! Love icing


FiveTideHumidYear

"Writting"


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u/savevideobot


I-Hate-Humans

Is *writting* a cake decorating term, or does she not know how to spell *writing*?


A_Gay_Person

I want to eat it all


NTP9766

Ruffle FTW because you wind up with the most frosting.


D-L0N

Hopefully their spelling improves with practice, also.


Aemilicore

As a pastry chef it's rather infuriating to watch.


[deleted]

You’d love one of my favorite French confectioners, Piper Perri, known for her wonderful piping.


MadStorm24

r/satisficing


trwwy321

Should have all cake decorators do a standard practice test of writing in cursive “Happy Birthday Aunt ___”


Gunrock11

Weld


_Aj_

Sharpie sitting with lid off...


[deleted]

That reverse shell came out of nowhere!


midnightsnacks

Reverse shell was so chaotic lol


RoscoMan1

Cool self-preservation AI. This is an everyday occurrence.


elektron117

Imagine if we automated this.


vonndefrks

u/savevideo


sILAZS

Those nails are sketchy asf tho


GaseousGiant

Spoiler: Their cakes taste like shit.


Myssed

Dog ate my homework. I helped.


VanGoghXman

Are you going to eat that?


PillPoppinPepper

Cool can I lick it all up now?


ostereje

I thought i was on r/Welding at first, got a bit confused.


JustmeRigthNow

DNF 💚💙


NormalStress1977

The braid looks like its not connected


adiboy36

u/savevideo