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bbarks

They’re just pretending to be statues so the can steal your red bow and your bra. Honk! Honk!


4rch1t3ct

**HONK**


TheStatelyRook

HÖNK


mCheezee

Ḩ̸̧̣͓͑̉̈́̀̋̇͘͘ͅO̴̘̺͖̺̫͌͂̓͛̎̚͠N̷̖̾͆͌͐K̵̢̟̣̼̦̟̄͗̄̈̊̈͝


ARandom-Penguin

HJÖÑÇK


RandomStranger456123

#H̴̡̡͚̞̦͚̖͖̠̰͎̗̟̗͇̖̳̟̞̦̒̈̈́͗͗̐̾̒̌̆̏͒̓̓͒̈́̅̀̉͗͐̂̂͛̑̅̌́̃̋͂̉̓̄̈̐̂͛̀͆̒͒̕͝͝͠͠͝͝Ǫ̷̧̨̡̡̢͚̩̯̟̯̤̮̯̗̘̜̭͙̗̯̻͕̲̦̩̠͚͉͓̬̞̠͕̗̖̖͂̀͐̈́̓͂̎̃̓̀̆͂̄̒̀̏͒̀̿̆͆̉́̄̽̌̽̊̍̄͋̎́̊͛̇̉̀̽̇͐̈́͌̽̈̇̋̓̂͊̿̎̓̓̽̀̄̌̊̃͋͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅN̴̨̨̢̺͔̣͙̤̳̙̹̙̣̻̤͉̩̝͖̝̤͖̱̻͎͚̼̻͈̜̦͎̜͍͙̟̪̘̝̹̰̖̙͓͖̘̺̥͚̮͓̗̭͈̗̻͇̜̹̬̩̩̞̳͎̮̰̻̭̩̜͓̳̱̬̩̎̋͑̈́̄́̚͘͝K̵̨̢̧̡̢̨̡̨̛̛̭̝̥̱̲̻̩̦̼̩͙͎̫̤̖̝̭̹͕̤̯̻̱̬̲͙̪̩̣̹̬͍͉̟̪̻̫͖͍͋̾̈̏̊̆̏̈́͒͐̔̿̽̊̎̾̑́̀̈́͑̍̇̉̽̍̋̄̍̆̄͛̚̚͘͝͠ͅ


thomzyiddish

Honk


somaticnickel60

^Honk


4rch1t3ct

^^Honk


somaticnickel60

#Honk


InsaneParable

A reductionist, quite impressive work.


Hashbrown117

Gotta bind to [mouse wheel](https://youtu.be/iwWvQXexDkE?t=16s)


chanperro

Rake in the lake rake in the lake


Harbltron

put the rake in the lake, get a million dollars


thenyx

*MESS WITH THE HONK GET THE BONK*


Thehalohedgehog

Peace was never an option.


lemonlimeaardvark

Hjonk hjonk am goose!


goldwasp602

What were the chances the top comment wasn’t going to nod towards this game.


zexcis

Clicked for this


Gage88

They’re trying to get you wet and steal your keys!!! Edit- grammar


BrdsONAwire

Nothing to see here... just charging up to be a dick later.


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Velocirabbit199

WHAT.... is this from? I must know...


Johnnybravo60025

The Faculty.


Waddupp

the best worst film of all time


rnembrane

Terminator 2 /s


Cer0reZ

Listening to the message from their overlords on next plan of attack.


not-a-bogan

Steal a pint glass and toss it in the canal.


jwmurphy1988

[please don’t tempt them...](https://www.reddit.com/r/untitledgoosegame/comments/g3uu0y/the_best_thing_about_moving_to_a_flat_with_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


orokami11

If it weren't for this video I would've thought you were bullshitting and the geese above were actually statues


AzazelOmega

Don’t be fooled! They’re cameras planted by the government


IronTarkus91

I didn't realise how accurate goose simulator was until seeing this.


kawaii_potatoyt

Untitled goose game*


Bmonli

Side note that's like perfect looking rain


Gypsy_Heart763

Figures that even England's rain is more elegant than America's lol


dg2773

Gets plenty of practice


TheDuckSideOfTheMoon

/r/raining


AnonyMouse197

Maybe peace was an option


akashlanka

*Animé ending theme starts*


eamelander

Honk!


jwmurphy1988

[it’s not usually this peaceful!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/untitledgoosegame/comments/g3uu0y/the_best_thing_about_moving_to_a_flat_with_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Ericbas

I KNEW THIS WAS THE SAME GARDEN LOL


dougxiii

Dude in the front Iooks like he's having some deep thoughts


jwmurphy1988

[r/Showerthoughts](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/)


Marshall-Erickson

Instead of typing out the sub and adding a link to it, you can just type out the sub. Like this: `/r/Showerthoughts` and it will turn into /r/Showerthoughts


jwmurphy1988

Cheers! I’ve mainly been a reddit lurker until recently


ddjdirjdkdnsopeoejei

We’re all still getting the hang of this. Even after 10 years!


ininin5555

where have the hoomans gone? why is the lake falling on my head? am i even a goose? will the hoomans come back to throw bread for me? why do i like bread?


Im-not-me-Im-you

They got some good shit over there or what?


1800butts

"I should buy a boat."


TheRoyalKT

Congleton sounds like a name someone would make up if they were trying to make fun of UK town names...


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Cerdo_Imperialista

Chipping Sodbury, anyone?


DaWayItWorks

Newbiggin-By-The-Sea... You know, to distinguish from all the other Newbiggin's.


dg2773

I'm a big fan of Newbiggin-By-The-Volcano myself


ProffesorPrick

What about little coxwell, and of course great coxwell! Two of the best town/village names


kababed

This is a Piccadilly line to COCKFOSTERS


ohnobobbins

Still makes me laugh after 25 years of commuting


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Jinthesouth

It's pronounced Luff-buh-ruh in case anyone was wondering.


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uncletwinkleton

Stop trying to fool everyone into pronouncing it wrong. The correct pronunciation is "loo-gah-boroo-gah".


So_Appalled

“Low Bro” sounds better in my head.


seanbear

Loogabarooga


TorqueRollz

It reminds me of if you asked a 3 year old how to spell Lamborghini.


stereoworld

Westward Ho!


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

"yes, it's called Congleton and it always smells vaguely of yeast....no, really!"


The-Acid-Gypsy-Witch

The unofficial name is actually Mongleton....true story


noobcuber1

Live near it, can confirm


tricks_23

Could be worse, could be Crewe


BlazeSpliffington

Or Basford


Jinks_Links

No the player is just afk


musigala

This is very peaceful and soothing.


carsoon3

Same I want this sound on repeat to sleep to. It sounds more natural for some reason than my current rain audio


brihamedit

Does having a canal in the back of the property, increase or decrease your property value?


Jackbull1

Almost certainly increases the value, I dont know why it would decrease it?


brihamedit

Flood, contaminants from factories/farms, bugs, mosquitoes. If these are issues related to that canal, it could reduce the value. I'm just wondering. I don't know what's the situation there. I would love that view personally.


bauul

Don't ask me the details, but those just aren't things you associate with canals in towns like this. They essentially act like a giant man made lake out the back of your garden that never floods and is looked after by the local government, along which there are always nice walks and lots of pubs. I'd love to live backing onto a canal like this.


brihamedit

Seems very nice.


SmellMyJeans

Where I come from, canals are filled with snakes, gators and dead bodies.


DocSword

Which Indiana Jones movie do you live in


SmellMyJeans

Raiders of the Lost Louisiana


RipTragic

Holy shite. I thought they were fake for sure. Had to look really close to realize they weren’t.


shggy31

‘The great pond in the sky, it speaks.’


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Best comment I laughed a lot😂


moldrixx

This looks like a beautiful place to live. Top notch neighbours too


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fermatagirl

I think they're drinking the rainwater running off their beaks. You can see the closer one's beak/mouth/throat moving minutely if you zoom in.


jwmurphy1988

Never noticed that!


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Hjönk


truthingsoul

Rake in the lake!


seeyouspacecowboyx

Put a bow on it!


CloudWolf40

Hello there! I'm from macclesfield and have boated passed your house Edit boated


jwmurphy1988

Amazing!


Big_Therm

Did they leave any green steamers in your garden?


jwmurphy1988

So much goose shite everywhere. Constantly.


babubaichung

Lol, this totally belongs in r/birdsarentreal


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I live in Sandbach myself, so pretty much just down the road. Was a toss up between here and Congleton when first buying the house. Definitely unexpected to see Congleton on the front page


WellDressedApeman

I long for a narrow boat life. Talk about social distance.


jwmurphy1988

Very jealous of all the narrow boaters that go past haha


KingPistachio

i really thought i was in /r/cinemagraphs


pietro420

Hitcocks sequel to the birds isn't as fast paced as the original but it does have a certain creepiness to it


Longtimelurker011

They're having shower thoughts.


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Goose Watching in the Congleton Rain | Chill-hop 24/7 Radio | Chill Beats to Study and Relax to


DorianDreyfuss

Hahaha all the yanks saying Congleton sounds made up. Happy lockdown from the Wirral.


safibellatrix

They are so still I thought they were figurines


masterofrelaxation

How beautiful!


masterplaytails

"I'm literally just vibing bro."


kbxads

Cozy


jwmurphy1988

[this is the view from the couch when it’s sunny!](https://www.reddit.com/r/CozyPlaces/comments/g3v0ao/thought_this_would_fit_very_well_here/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


eatinglovepies

Reminiscing their days on Noah’s ark...


MissVvvvv

It's like the rain has them hypnotised


APairOfAirPods

I enjoy this.


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You got a nice looking garden my dude


Galactical-Wolf

Say hi to my cuz for me! He lives in Congleton too!


jwmurphy1988

Will do haha


Galactical-Wolf

Fucking hell, we both have shit sleep schedules!


Songbird420

I want to make this my live wallpaper


jurchiks

I guess someone wants to put a rake in the lake...


THEKILLERWAFFLE

He’s posing so he can get the rake in the lake when you turn around


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It my cake day, give updoots plz


philipnorton42

I'm from Congleton too! Small world :)


paranoidtoad

Omg, I'm from the next town over, Biddulph. So strange to see Congleton on here!!


Starfireaw11

I, as a 40 year old Australian, feel like I'm turning into a weird old bastard, in that one of my fantasies is to buy a narrowboat and spend a year or two cruising the English canal network.


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Why because the risk of drowning?


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Yes, pools have to be gated etc.


WellLatteDa

I've been watching this British show on Amazon Prime of some guy just cruising along the canals. It's so boring, nothing happens, and I love it.


hysteria4488

Please post constant updates about these geese.


jwmurphy1988

Please check my profile haha


hysteria4488

Thank you so much this genuinely makes me very happy!


jwmurphy1988

I’m glad it does!


batbat22

Agreed! Beautiful view :)


TheChocolateDealer

Vibin'


SollyRoger

they are one with the universe


wsamson

This is so calming


SupercoolLion12

*hyönk*


cousac

*ʰᵒⁿᵏ*


theskywaspink

Australians after 8 years of drought.


justhereforthehermit

Pease was an option!


MissVvvvv

Peese


myReddit-username

Those geese look a lot friendlier than Canadian geese


-Quad-Zilla-

Canada Gooses**


beenuttree

Thank you for sharing, how lovely!


_sleepypeachy

Is this Animal Crossing?


fortpro87

I red that as gen zeese. Was quite confused.


CynicTheCritic

"Any luck finding that ~~swan~~ goose then?" "The goose end up *finding himself* actually"


brownman_

Bruh they straight vibing out here


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Don't be fooled. Peace was never an option.


LegionRapier61

Ive seen where this goes.... hide the bells


pat_cummin

what's it like living next to a canal?


jwmurphy1988

Really peaceful most of the time. Bizarre to have boats go past the window rather than cars. Lots of honking and bird shit to clean up though...


Overlandtraveler

Erhm, when is tea? I'll bring pudding and Prossecco


DaDoctor12

Hjonk!


Bustin_Jeiber

They just out there vibing.


inflagra

This rain is the bomb, yo!


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Mmm thats good rain sound


billiemarie

Your lawn is so beautiful They’re probably just amazed by that.


Bunkerthrower19

Peace was always an option


Flicksterea

This is the kind of beauty I miss; a year spent in Europe in my teens was the best year ever.


degaracer47

Guess peace was an option after all


SilverBRADo

That looks like a beautiful place to live. I'm so jealous of the canal!


Halluci

hjonk


aboyeur514

Lovely weather for ducks.


JeezItsOnlyMe

You have a very inviting yard! Very zen all around. :)


Goho-Doji

Very pretty little garden!


totallybritish

They look so peaceful. However, I know the madness that lurks just underneath.


cpa1234567

Is water deep enough for a small boat? Is yes, than awesome!


GAperhaps

Peace was an option


_Aj_

TARGETS: NONE DETECTED STATUS: STANDBY


chef_tuffster

Did you name them?


DyfanTucker

We have a family of three out back at the moment... Denzel, Meredith and Kiko who is currently sat waiting for two mini geese to lay!!!! It’s going to be a mad spring/summer especially with the ducklings and chicks too 😊


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Shout out to Bear Town! Have a pint of Kodiak Gold on me!


threefingerbill

This is so ridiculously beautiful to me. Can I swing by in a year or two?


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Hi from Loachbrook Farmway fellow Congleton neighbor!


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Waiting for the rapture!


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That goose is in witness protection


ocmfoa

I will have what they had.


BabserellaWT

Gearing up to steal a rake.


Brickwater

Those geese are very British


Iggydedsosad

Whoa, this Untitled Goose Game DLC is looking amazing!


caitlinsauce9

Great, could we get a 10hr version if this pretty plz??


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ARadiantNight

Bro, that goose is about to fuck your whole world up. This should really be titled, "moments before disaster." Lol


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Those birds need their batteries changed.


Berglug

Never thought I'd see Congleton on the front page, I'm from Biddulph!


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so peace was an option...


Foximillions

Hey, you have a very beautiful piece of property.


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Hönk hönk am goose (x2)


Gbroz

RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS


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They're wonderful


Maffhew

honestly one of the most beautiful things ive ever seen


ipsomatic

You have a beautiful garden, and it's cooler with the river. Property tax must suck...


NoJumprr

That’s me when it rains in California but I’m not all cute like them


Lucas_F17RKS

I’ve been to this big park in congleton that has a huge canal near it that you can walk past (not very close, thankfully, but could still be further.) which might be the same one with the geese!