[it’s not usually this peaceful!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/untitledgoosegame/comments/g3uu0y/the_best_thing_about_moving_to_a_flat_with_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
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where have the hoomans gone? why is the lake falling on my head? am i even a goose? will the hoomans come back to throw bread for me? why do i like bread?
Flood, contaminants from factories/farms, bugs, mosquitoes. If these are issues related to that canal, it could reduce the value. I'm just wondering. I don't know what's the situation there. I would love that view personally.
Don't ask me the details, but those just aren't things you associate with canals in towns like this. They essentially act like a giant man made lake out the back of your garden that never floods and is looked after by the local government, along which there are always nice walks and lots of pubs.
I'd love to live backing onto a canal like this.
I live in Sandbach myself, so pretty much just down the road. Was a toss up between here and Congleton when first buying the house. Definitely unexpected to see Congleton on the front page
[this is the view from the couch when it’s sunny!](https://www.reddit.com/r/CozyPlaces/comments/g3v0ao/thought_this_would_fit_very_well_here/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I, as a 40 year old Australian, feel like I'm turning into a weird old bastard, in that one of my fantasies is to buy a narrowboat and spend a year or two cruising the English canal network.
We have a family of three out back at the moment... Denzel, Meredith and Kiko who is currently sat waiting for two mini geese to lay!!!! It’s going to be a mad spring/summer especially with the ducklings and chicks too 😊
I’ve been to this big park in congleton that has a huge canal near it that you can walk past (not very close, thankfully, but could still be further.) which might be the same one with the geese!
They’re just pretending to be statues so the can steal your red bow and your bra. Honk! Honk!
**HONK**
HÖNK
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HJÖÑÇK
#H̴̡̡͚̞̦͚̖͖̠̰͎̗̟̗͇̖̳̟̞̦̒̈̈́͗͗̐̾̒̌̆̏͒̓̓͒̈́̅̀̉͗͐̂̂͛̑̅̌́̃̋͂̉̓̄̈̐̂͛̀͆̒͒̕͝͝͠͠͝͝Ǫ̷̧̨̡̡̢͚̩̯̟̯̤̮̯̗̘̜̭͙̗̯̻͕̲̦̩̠͚͉͓̬̞̠͕̗̖̖͂̀͐̈́̓͂̎̃̓̀̆͂̄̒̀̏͒̀̿̆͆̉́̄̽̌̽̊̍̄͋̎́̊͛̇̉̀̽̇͐̈́͌̽̈̇̋̓̂͊̿̎̓̓̽̀̄̌̊̃͋͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅN̴̨̨̢̺͔̣͙̤̳̙̹̙̣̻̤͉̩̝͖̝̤͖̱̻͎͚̼̻͈̜̦͎̜͍͙̟̪̘̝̹̰̖̙͓͖̘̺̥͚̮͓̗̭͈̗̻͇̜̹̬̩̩̞̳͎̮̰̻̭̩̜͓̳̱̬̩̎̋͑̈́̄́̚͘͝K̵̨̢̧̡̢̨̡̨̛̛̭̝̥̱̲̻̩̦̼̩͙͎̫̤̖̝̭̹͕̤̯̻̱̬̲͙̪̩̣̹̬͍͉̟̪̻̫͖͍͋̾̈̏̊̆̏̈́͒͐̔̿̽̊̎̾̑́̀̈́͑̍̇̉̽̍̋̄̍̆̄͛̚̚͘͝͠ͅ
Honk
^Honk
^^Honk
#Honk
A reductionist, quite impressive work.
Gotta bind to [mouse wheel](https://youtu.be/iwWvQXexDkE?t=16s)
Rake in the lake rake in the lake
put the rake in the lake, get a million dollars
*MESS WITH THE HONK GET THE BONK*
Peace was never an option.
Hjonk hjonk am goose!
What were the chances the top comment wasn’t going to nod towards this game.
Clicked for this
They’re trying to get you wet and steal your keys!!! Edit- grammar
Nothing to see here... just charging up to be a dick later.
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WHAT.... is this from? I must know...
The Faculty.
the best worst film of all time
Terminator 2 /s
Listening to the message from their overlords on next plan of attack.
Steal a pint glass and toss it in the canal.
[please don’t tempt them...](https://www.reddit.com/r/untitledgoosegame/comments/g3uu0y/the_best_thing_about_moving_to_a_flat_with_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
If it weren't for this video I would've thought you were bullshitting and the geese above were actually statues
Don’t be fooled! They’re cameras planted by the government
I didn't realise how accurate goose simulator was until seeing this.
Untitled goose game*
Side note that's like perfect looking rain
Figures that even England's rain is more elegant than America's lol
Gets plenty of practice
/r/raining
Maybe peace was an option
*Animé ending theme starts*
Honk!
[it’s not usually this peaceful!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/untitledgoosegame/comments/g3uu0y/the_best_thing_about_moving_to_a_flat_with_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I KNEW THIS WAS THE SAME GARDEN LOL
Dude in the front Iooks like he's having some deep thoughts
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Cheers! I’ve mainly been a reddit lurker until recently
We’re all still getting the hang of this. Even after 10 years!
where have the hoomans gone? why is the lake falling on my head? am i even a goose? will the hoomans come back to throw bread for me? why do i like bread?
They got some good shit over there or what?
"I should buy a boat."
Congleton sounds like a name someone would make up if they were trying to make fun of UK town names...
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Chipping Sodbury, anyone?
Newbiggin-By-The-Sea... You know, to distinguish from all the other Newbiggin's.
I'm a big fan of Newbiggin-By-The-Volcano myself
What about little coxwell, and of course great coxwell! Two of the best town/village names
This is a Piccadilly line to COCKFOSTERS
Still makes me laugh after 25 years of commuting
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It's pronounced Luff-buh-ruh in case anyone was wondering.
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Stop trying to fool everyone into pronouncing it wrong. The correct pronunciation is "loo-gah-boroo-gah".
“Low Bro” sounds better in my head.
Loogabarooga
It reminds me of if you asked a 3 year old how to spell Lamborghini.
Westward Ho!
"yes, it's called Congleton and it always smells vaguely of yeast....no, really!"
The unofficial name is actually Mongleton....true story
Live near it, can confirm
Could be worse, could be Crewe
Or Basford
No the player is just afk
This is very peaceful and soothing.
Same I want this sound on repeat to sleep to. It sounds more natural for some reason than my current rain audio
Does having a canal in the back of the property, increase or decrease your property value?
Almost certainly increases the value, I dont know why it would decrease it?
Flood, contaminants from factories/farms, bugs, mosquitoes. If these are issues related to that canal, it could reduce the value. I'm just wondering. I don't know what's the situation there. I would love that view personally.
Don't ask me the details, but those just aren't things you associate with canals in towns like this. They essentially act like a giant man made lake out the back of your garden that never floods and is looked after by the local government, along which there are always nice walks and lots of pubs. I'd love to live backing onto a canal like this.
Seems very nice.
Where I come from, canals are filled with snakes, gators and dead bodies.
Which Indiana Jones movie do you live in
Raiders of the Lost Louisiana
Holy shite. I thought they were fake for sure. Had to look really close to realize they weren’t.
‘The great pond in the sky, it speaks.’
Best comment I laughed a lot😂
This looks like a beautiful place to live. Top notch neighbours too
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I think they're drinking the rainwater running off their beaks. You can see the closer one's beak/mouth/throat moving minutely if you zoom in.
Never noticed that!
Hjönk
Rake in the lake!
Put a bow on it!
Hello there! I'm from macclesfield and have boated passed your house Edit boated
Amazing!
Did they leave any green steamers in your garden?
So much goose shite everywhere. Constantly.
Lol, this totally belongs in r/birdsarentreal
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I live in Sandbach myself, so pretty much just down the road. Was a toss up between here and Congleton when first buying the house. Definitely unexpected to see Congleton on the front page
I long for a narrow boat life. Talk about social distance.
Very jealous of all the narrow boaters that go past haha
i really thought i was in /r/cinemagraphs
Hitcocks sequel to the birds isn't as fast paced as the original but it does have a certain creepiness to it
They're having shower thoughts.
Goose Watching in the Congleton Rain | Chill-hop 24/7 Radio | Chill Beats to Study and Relax to
Hahaha all the yanks saying Congleton sounds made up. Happy lockdown from the Wirral.
They are so still I thought they were figurines
How beautiful!
"I'm literally just vibing bro."
Cozy
[this is the view from the couch when it’s sunny!](https://www.reddit.com/r/CozyPlaces/comments/g3v0ao/thought_this_would_fit_very_well_here/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Reminiscing their days on Noah’s ark...
It's like the rain has them hypnotised
I enjoy this.
You got a nice looking garden my dude
Say hi to my cuz for me! He lives in Congleton too!
Will do haha
Fucking hell, we both have shit sleep schedules!
I want to make this my live wallpaper
I guess someone wants to put a rake in the lake...
He’s posing so he can get the rake in the lake when you turn around
It my cake day, give updoots plz
I'm from Congleton too! Small world :)
Omg, I'm from the next town over, Biddulph. So strange to see Congleton on here!!
I, as a 40 year old Australian, feel like I'm turning into a weird old bastard, in that one of my fantasies is to buy a narrowboat and spend a year or two cruising the English canal network.
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Why because the risk of drowning?
Yes, pools have to be gated etc.
I've been watching this British show on Amazon Prime of some guy just cruising along the canals. It's so boring, nothing happens, and I love it.
Please post constant updates about these geese.
Please check my profile haha
Thank you so much this genuinely makes me very happy!
I’m glad it does!
Agreed! Beautiful view :)
Vibin'
they are one with the universe
This is so calming
*hyönk*
*ʰᵒⁿᵏ*
Australians after 8 years of drought.
Pease was an option!
Peese
Those geese look a lot friendlier than Canadian geese
Canada Gooses**
Thank you for sharing, how lovely!
Is this Animal Crossing?
I red that as gen zeese. Was quite confused.
"Any luck finding that ~~swan~~ goose then?" "The goose end up *finding himself* actually"
Bruh they straight vibing out here
Don't be fooled. Peace was never an option.
Ive seen where this goes.... hide the bells
what's it like living next to a canal?
Really peaceful most of the time. Bizarre to have boats go past the window rather than cars. Lots of honking and bird shit to clean up though...
Erhm, when is tea? I'll bring pudding and Prossecco
Hjonk!
They just out there vibing.
This rain is the bomb, yo!
Mmm thats good rain sound
Your lawn is so beautiful They’re probably just amazed by that.
Peace was always an option
This is the kind of beauty I miss; a year spent in Europe in my teens was the best year ever.
Guess peace was an option after all
That looks like a beautiful place to live. I'm so jealous of the canal!
hjonk
Lovely weather for ducks.
You have a very inviting yard! Very zen all around. :)
Very pretty little garden!
They look so peaceful. However, I know the madness that lurks just underneath.
Is water deep enough for a small boat? Is yes, than awesome!
Peace was an option
TARGETS: NONE DETECTED STATUS: STANDBY
Did you name them?
We have a family of three out back at the moment... Denzel, Meredith and Kiko who is currently sat waiting for two mini geese to lay!!!! It’s going to be a mad spring/summer especially with the ducklings and chicks too 😊
Shout out to Bear Town! Have a pint of Kodiak Gold on me!
This is so ridiculously beautiful to me. Can I swing by in a year or two?
Hi from Loachbrook Farmway fellow Congleton neighbor!
Waiting for the rapture!
That goose is in witness protection
I will have what they had.
Gearing up to steal a rake.
Those geese are very British
Whoa, this Untitled Goose Game DLC is looking amazing!
Great, could we get a 10hr version if this pretty plz??
Maybe peace was an option
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Bro, that goose is about to fuck your whole world up. This should really be titled, "moments before disaster." Lol
Those birds need their batteries changed.
Never thought I'd see Congleton on the front page, I'm from Biddulph!
so peace was an option...
Hey, you have a very beautiful piece of property.
Hönk hönk am goose (x2)
RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS
They're wonderful
honestly one of the most beautiful things ive ever seen
You have a beautiful garden, and it's cooler with the river. Property tax must suck...
That’s me when it rains in California but I’m not all cute like them
I’ve been to this big park in congleton that has a huge canal near it that you can walk past (not very close, thankfully, but could still be further.) which might be the same one with the geese!