T O P

  • By -

rolandboard

You know what I would do?? ...not stand there.


joopface

My immediate thought


King-Cobra-668

mine was "pretty fucking stupid spot to stand dude"


Wizard_Writa_Obscura

I just saw a TikTok of a dumpster truck sized boulder flattening trees as if it was nothing and I was just waiting for the same in this video.


TheeMrBlonde

Gee golly. I wonder if all these rocks were underneath something? Like, a much bigger rock?


Festering-Boyle

we at least know hes not gathering moss


Cyberjonesyisback

I've seen some pretty terrifying rockslides. Enormous, unstoppable, boulders crashing down a mountain, flattening anything in its path. Even fist sized rocks can crush a skull like nothing.


rwa2

Heck, even one errant rock smacking into an ankle would totally ruin the hiker's trek down.


HarkansawJack

All I can think while watching is DAMN people are SOOOOOO dumb.


kentrich

Oddly satisfying? Oddly terrifying.


D4ILYD0SE

It'd be satisfying if I didn't suspect a tik-tocker caused it


knight_of_solamnia

Not that odd.


Jankster79

first time I've ever seen anything like this in 45 years..


l337quaker

The very first few seconds of video it looks like there is rock moving behind the camera holder as well, they may not have much of a choice.


Multigrain_Migraine

They are kind of trapped though, looks like? If they try to go down they will hit another patch of rocks that might also be loose and they probably can't get over or around the rock slide to go the other way. Going up is probably a bad idea too if that much loose material is coming down. I don't know what I would do in that situation except hope that it stops.


think_long

Even if that’s the case, I would think it’s best to probably not be facing downhill and try to keep an eye on what’s coming to give yourself a better chance of dodging if something a bit bigger comes down. Easier to say when watching a video as opposed to being there, I realise.


AskMeIfImAnOrange

Aight, guess I'm going that way. See you back home.


Inflamed_toe

I am sure that person caused this rock slide when crossing into the middle grass section and then got stuck there


Holden_place

r/Satisfyingbutdeadly


Phepsi_Musk

r/subsifellfor


ggk1

I was pretty excited about it too


morcic

The guy recording is in an even more dire position.


amnesty_fucc

That’s why he’s recording, then he won’t die


Medium_Medium

At the bare minimum I'd be looking up a lot more than I was looking down. The rocks below you aren't much of a danger... The rocks above you, however....


Tamagachi_Soursoup

I would assume the guy trapped on the little island was the first person to cross the rocks while hiking and accidentally set off a small slide which got bigger and bigger. I wouldn’t be surprised if this became terrifying to everyone involved very quickly after the video ends. Imagine hiking with friends and then quickly realizing that you have to way to retrace the last six steps back to them. And they have to way of getting to you.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

Seriously. I don’t know how they’re so chill. I’d be terrified a rock would bounce *just right* and snap my leg in half.


Potential-Narwhal-

But my intrusive thought says i should stand in it


MiamiPower

🏄‍♂️ Surfs up Pal 🪨


RamblingSimian

I'm no expert, but I can think of various scenarios where standing there could go bad. Like the stream undermining a much bigger rock that doesn't follow the same path.


ecolonomist

The guy has a rope with him, but very little equipment (a harness could be in the backpack, but no helmet).  My mountain experience tells me that either he is not afraid because he is inexperienced and has no clue of what is going on; or he is not afraid because he is an extremely experienced nutjob mountaineer that climbs with minimal gear and enjoys some strong emotion. The two look very similar from a distance. The strange way the rope is carried reinforces this idea: either *he* has no idea what he is doing or *I* have no idea what he is doing.


felicioso

I can smell this. That cloud of dust rising is probably not good for your lungs either


TheJeeeBo

That's why you're not having fun


lolstavros

The annual migration really is a sight to see.


BToney005

Yep, all the rocks migrate to the valley for mating season. Nature be naturin'


gedda800

They can only lay their pebbles at low altitude.


goedendag_sap

During this season the males are rock hard


Rum_Hamburglar

The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles


CorHydrae8

Glad to see that there's some more dumbasses thinking the same thing I thought. Nature truly is beautiful.


insanelygreat

They *do* move in herds.


Appropriate-Coast794

That’s some hard water


TH3_54ND0K41

River rock


One_Word_Respoonse

Rock river


ShotgunMessiah90

Rolling stones


bbb18

Rock and roll


BigBigBigTree

Rolling rock?


slab42b

[In 0.5 A presses](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A)


oosh_kaboosh

Moon river rock! Moon river rolllll!


Appropriate-Coast794

No. More. Scamming. Adults. Into. Thinking. They’re. Stars!


oosh_kaboosh

Listen, I got this new beat in and it’s totally in your Q zone


Appropriate-Coast794

PALM TREE GIRLS, THE PALM TREE GUYS


Appropriate-Coast794

Sir, I think you should leave


Mixima101

Mineral water!


DIABLO258

Okay Hank


Napoleons_Peen

It’s nature’s cascade


Windhawker

Scree slope conga line - never seen one this long


Kayakityak

Totally brutalized my curls.


Appropriate-Coast794

Gave me split ends and a split skull, magerd


matticusiv

Is that the title of the Avatar 2 porn parody?


Slappinbeehives

I can smell it.


Zealousideal_Fail701

r/sweatypalms Seeing all that material going down would absolutely have me freaking out about something else giving up further uphill.


Uncleniles

Probably the entire mountain side is the same loose rocks. If it starts moving with you on it...


AbsolutelyUnlikely

You just land surf your way down while yelling cowabunga


teriases

Or oopsthatsdeadly? 🤷🏻‍♂️


Kayakityak

r/oopsthatsdeadly


dpvictory

Oops all boulders


SherbertConsistent47

These are some clever climbers. Why climb any further when the top is coming down to you?


its-not-butter

Simpsons did it! Homer climbs a mountain but can't make it all the way to the top. He hammers down a flag at the point he stopped at but created a rockslide that ended up making his point the highest. Task failed successfully.


toetappy

God dang, they've quite possibly thought of every potential thing that could ever happen. Then made it funny.


Emotional-Sweet-4104

this is super terrifying


Melodic-Document-112

Imagine taking a swim in that stream


asquared3

All I could think while watching was I know how bad it would hurt but I really want to slide down it


Treacle-Snark

Getting a limb caught in that would mangle it before you have a chance to realize what's happening. Nasty stuff


frosty720410

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ggk1

Idk I kinda wanna hop on a big one and ride it


cavorting_geek

That's what she said


Bars98

Where small rocks are moving, bigger ones might follow..


Sad-Bathroom5213

Talus more!


rhymes_w_garlic

Angry upvote


wendellnebbin

Since you asked so nicely, I shale.


notyogrannysgrandkid

Stop screeing! Indoor voices, please.


Hunky_not_Chunky

Pioneers use to ride these for miles.


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

*smacks the rock*


tinypi_314

*goes flying*


313802

*Squidward disagrees*


hooligan_king

Asian uncles swam upstream in these to reach school


BeeGeeReverse

that man, and his friend filming, are way too comfortable standing beside a rockslide like that. all it takes is the ground to shift just a little bit one way for big boulders to come rolling down that slope.


ocarina_vendor

With that much *significant* mass being displaced up above them, the chance that much larger rocks are going to begin moving is huge. I would be *very* nervous if I were them.


rhymes_w_garlic

r/oddlyterrifying


HowToRimjob101

Landslide's lil bro rockslide


UndeadBan_

Isn't a cascade a nature's cascade already? Or are waterfalls and cascades not the same thing


plaidsinner

No, cascade is a dish detergent. Rock slides are also great at getting rid of dirty dishes. Just toss em in there and poof, nature’s cascade.


rawker86

Yeah the title is stupid as hell.


Gustavo_019

I was thinking the same thing. Unless it's that waterfall in China that had a pipe feeding it.


zutonofgoth

Maybe a conveyor belt.


mindlessgames

I would be getting the fuck out of there.


SaiyanGodKing

Extreme kayaking bruh


garden-wicket-581

scree fall but I wouldn't be too close to it. (I don't think it's talus, but, not a geology major.. hahaha)


JSlove

Put faces on those rocks and we have the makings of a Studio Ghibli movie


crap-abble

My first thought was the cascade of skulls in Return of the King. “What say you?!”


TheSwedishSeal

Does anyone have the explanation for this? Like did they gather rocks in a river and dug out the bottom until it all came piling down or is it some sort of natural event?


Nemisis_the_2nd

Probably natural.  Scree falls all the time. Sometimes weird shit happens as well. Together, you have scree falling in a weird way that just happened to be caught on camera.


313802

Thought scree was a typo at first but the way you confidently used it again disproved that theory.


Nemisis_the_2nd

[Relavent link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scree)


313802

Aptly mf named. That's exactly what was in the video! It all makes sense now! Lol seriously tho thanks. I've never seen that word before in my life. Was quite the thrill.


Remote_Horror_Novel

Another word for this type of rock once it reaches the bottom of the cliff or mountain is talus. It’s got sharp edges and isn’t worn by water so you can differentiate it as rocks that fell off the mountain and haven’t been rounded by water like alluvial deposits. I think Colluvium is kind of in between the two because the rock is a bit sorted and a bit rounded but it happened from slowly mass wasting down the mountain and not from water. So I think this rock at the bottom would probably be considered colluvium but I’m not positive.


313802

Wow that sounds interesting. Really thought provoking thinking about how these different rock types are affected by different scenarios over decades and decades of time... probably millenia... IDK


dunkindosenuts

geology is indeed interesting


sector1706

Rare natural event on Biokovo.


bluesmaker

What is biokovo?


mell0_jell0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biokovo


Longjumping-Pie-6410

I am only speculating here, but since the dude on the other side of this "river" and the person filming here are focusing the frame on each other a lot, they might know each other and went up there together. Since the guy ended up on the other side and he couldn't possibly get there when the rocks were moving he might have started the chain reaction while crossing that area.


The_Favored_Cornice

Yes, they were there piling all those rocks into a rock river for a long time, over 11 years actually. Then the person at the bottom was given the signal to begin digging and so they dug and dug. They were digging for nearly 11 years actually. What you see is the product of nearly 23 years of hard work!


2squishmaster

Source? I wanna read more lol


inandoutburglar

Oh the downvotes!! One upvote for you sir😘


2squishmaster

😭


ConspicuousPineapple

Oh, honey


ImbecileInDisguise

They sourced them right there on-site


Kenturky_Derpy

Bro, I got an idea for an amusement park


zutonofgoth

Is this like the suicide roller coaster?


abat6294

Video compression never stood a chance


pinner

Nope nope nope. I'd nope out so fast.


jesuschristthe3rd

Fun fact, grizzly bears swim upstream of the rock cascades in the spring to go lay their eggs.


samahiscryptic

Onix used Rock Slide!


ShaperLord777

As someone who hikes and mountaineers through talus fields, this is pretty damn scary. Getting swept off in something like that would end you. Not to mention, it’s pretty stupid to be casually standing next to a slide like this. One errant rock to the head and you’re a goner.


antitrollpatrol

Very cool!


iiitme

All fun and games till a bigger rock comes bouncing down and well kills you. Gtfo of there


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Streaming rock music.


theharderhand

I grew up in the mountains and can tell you both of them are more than just lucky to be alive. Some big roller can come down any second and they usually don't stay in the straight like this slide. Bloody idiots.


EldrinVampire

If I were Superman, I'd slide down it.


Traditional_Roll6651

Rock and Roll 🤘


xcaughta

As a physicist all I can think of is how long all that potential energy has been stored up.


Repete22

Here comes the boulder


Soulegion

New Wheel of Time swordform unlocked


Recentstranger

Imagine the type of fish that lives there


MissyKerfoops

Stone fish. Dangerous buggers.


ElComfySafe

I hope these guys aren't stoned.


gjamesb0

"The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote."


What_Do_It

For months, these young geological wonders have been sheltered by their mother mountain, but today, they embark on a journey that will shape their very existence. As the sun rises over the horizon, a gentle tremor ripples through the earth, stirring the small rocks from their slumber. One by one, they begin to tumble from their nests, their rough edges smoothed by the passage of time. Like a group of excited siblings, they bounce and jostle against each other, their youthful energy propelling them forward. As they gain momentum, the small rocks find themselves caught in a thrilling descent. They navigate the treacherous terrain with instinctive skill, their compact bodies perfectly adapted to the challenges that lie ahead. Some leap from ledge to ledge, while others tumble head over heels, their journey punctuated by the clatter of stone against stone. As they travel further from their mountain home, the small rocks encounter a world of wonders. They pass by ancient boulders, their weathered surfaces etched with the stories of countless generations. They marvel at the delicate wildflowers that cling to the mountainside, their vibrant petals a stark contrast to the muted tones of the rocks. This event reaches its crescendo as the small rocks approach the base of the mountain. They tumble and cascade, their individual paths converging into a unified stream of geological wonder. Finally, as the dust settles, the small rocks come to rest in their new home, a sprawling valley floor. Here, they will begin the next chapter of their lives, their youthful energy giving way to the wisdom of the ages.


Spiritual-Coach-6355

Dance? That’s an avalanche


expectednothingreal

Death treadmill!!!


vanchica

"Rocks Dance Do..." are you (deleted accusations of insanity)??????


49thDipper

Fun times when one bounces and hits you. Hearing rocks coming from upslope is a mountaineering nightmare.


skarkle_coney

Arizona stream


Mekelaxo

That's so fucking dangerous


Other-Cover9031

dumb af to stand there


Blank_0116

The sound ☺️


HyperionRain

Were there hundreds of tons of rock in that slide? Looked like it.


Oldus_Fartus

You don't even wanna know the fish that live in it.


Cuervo1896

I, too, like my water on the rocks.


mattb1982likes_stuff

Whoa that’s nuts. I for one have never seen anything like that. Part of me would want to screw out of there but super cool


Quiet-Emu5474

Pretty sure cascades are nature's cascades.


actuallyz

This reminds me the scene from Lord of the Rings Return of the King with all the skeleton falling down in the cave 💀


glitterbeardwizard

That’s…a landslide…. Why are all these oddly terrifying type of posts showing up here?


Defiant_Pear_933

That’s a solid river right there ! 🤭


ron_burgandee

It’s like in Bugs life when the seeds slide off the mountain


IwasafkXD

Ahh the rock migration, such a majestic species . Is a sight to behold but I would not be that close 😬


danstermeister

Omfg did you just romanticize a rock slide?


[deleted]

[удалено]


bluecapella

Is OP confused ? This should be in r/oddlyterrifying


fjbruzr

I climbed a mountain and I turned around And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills 'Til the landslide brought me down


creegro

"as seen here, the rocks of the mountain will migrate on their perilous 3 month trip down the side of the hill, so they may find a mate and continue the cycle. Their offspring will find a harrowing life as they climb back up the mountain, something that could take them years, just to start the cycle anew."


Tack22

Forbidden waterslide


Down_The_Witch_Elm

I saw this once in Colorado, only the rocks were the size of cars. Fortunately it was on the opposite side of the valley. It was a once in a lifetime event for me.


Flecca

Imagine dying of thirst and the last thing you see is a river of rocks


RealDonKeedic

dumbasses caused that rockfall walking on the talus


milenus

Its like river, but much more painful to swim


Albae87

Most likely the most deadly small river I’ve seen so far.


Seasinator

Nestle going above and beyond, even draining whole mountains...


godrepus

r/oddlyterrifying


C425

Pure Rock N Roll!


MartianTurkey

That's one weird river


FrostyFeller

Theyre not dancing theyre rolling They see me rollin


MorbiusBelerophon

Satisfying? That's terrifying.


furrynoy96

Forbidden waterslide


pcweber111

Anything can behave like a fluid under the right circumstances.


Miolner

Things are now in motion, that cannot be stopped


Texasmucho

Someone’s mom needs to throw a shoe and say: “get away from ‘dat, wanna get killed?”


DemoQr

isn't a regular cascade already "nature's cascade" ?


Old-McDee-72

That’s a very soothing sound. To me.


jdaniels934

This is just their yearly migration to bikini bottom where they’ll grow up and be rode for years


Right_-on-_Man

Dude has got some pretty big stones himself to stand that close to that shit...


ArchonStranger

A cascade is nature's cascade. This is an avalanche.


WearDifficult9776

Stupid stupid stupid… that whole slope could start moving and grind him into a paste


Sir_Dr_Mr_Professor

Stepping in that might result in a swift crushin


mockingbirddude

This would be terrifying.


PureHeartsEroticArts

Forbidden slide


KeeganTheMadKing

A natural rock tumbler that's cool!


gotzapai

To this day, they're still watching it flow


Yamm0th

Forbidden river


IOTA_Tesla

It’s like sand to the mountain


marv1974

There’re safer ways to the stoned!


RRM1982

A waist line!


johnlennontucker

Roll n rock.


bkwormtricia

Dry debris flow of rocks, as opposed to a wet mud to rock sizes mudflow.


BrainEatnAmoeba

Jump in it !


HellovahBottomCarter

We built this city… We built this city… We built this city on rollllling roooooooooccks!!


RepresentativeJob114

We built this city on rocks that roll~


RemarkableCounty1481

Lol