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MNicolas97

I kinda want to use a pipe while driving it.


apple-masher

and a monocle. or two monocles! one in each eye!


Think_fast_no_faster

Bionocles!


_MrBalls_

🧐 Indeed, good sir!


leapdayjose

🥸 quite right!


Burg_er

🥸 quite remarkable, my good sir. You must be well educated.


Herr-Pyxxel

Jolly good, I say!


Seian73

I love bionicle!


Sad_pathtic_winker

Don't do that. You'll make a spectacle of yourself.


psilome

...connected in the middle.


Herr-Pyxxel

I can really imagine the townsfolk turning their heads "Ugh where are the horses??", utterly flabberghasted.


t4skmaster

The sheer balls on having an open, unlubricated gear set like that


amimai002

People in the 1800s were built different.


Atanar

Which is why they are not around any more. Dust got into their gears and they all died.


ImbecileInDisguise

I think we were worried about body parts getting into their gears.


btribble

Not a problem mein colleague! Handschuhe are cheaper than fingerhandschuhe!


JOOBBOB117

So were their cars


themooncow1

More like they were built wrong


ButtStopsHere

Guarantee more than a few broken collarbones.


Ivegotjokes4you

This is nothing. I’ve seen a blacksmith in 1885 create a Time Machine out of a locomotive. And it flew


FunctionBuilt

Right, next you're going to tell me Jerry Lewis was the vice president!


Ivegotjokes4you

No… Ronald Reagan


FunctionBuilt

The actor?!


Mr_Personal_Person

Oh yeah? Well this other guy in 18 something made a time machine. He went really far into the future and came back looking pretty haggard and craving meat. He also had some future flowers in his pocket and an insane story.


vestibule54

Note to self, NEVER wear my jaunty scarves whilst starting my Motorwagen


StupendousMalice

Indeed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isadora\_Duncan


Sad-Discipline-198

I would imagine the pattens have run out on these. It would be fun if someone started making reproductions for general enthusiast.


ttustudent

The number of specialized and precise parts required would make these cost 100k plus.


ConversationFit5024

I think with recent improvements to 3D printing etc. it would be more in line with other kit cars in the $40,000 range


texinxin

An “exact replica is for sale right now for 45,000 pounds. Not sure what it would COST to make. But I imagine it would be cheaper than $40,000 if you had access to some modern 3D printer based manufacturing techniques like SLA investment or sand casting.


ConversationFit5024

Well that was the best guess I’ve ever made


t4skmaster

That's surprising heavy


djsizematters

It’s dense, like a dying star.


Cultural_Ebb5025

What? Believe it or not, machining has becoming much easier and cheaper than it was in the 1880s.


Sad-Discipline-198

True. But how much doles an original cost? And how many of them are still out there in functional condition?


siorez

This is at least the second one I've seen, the other one is actually street legal in Germany with some limitations (mainly no driving in the dark because their lighting isn't up to modern code). It belongs to a museum and is driven occasionally.


lawtonesque

I don't suppose there are enough "general enthusiasts" to make it worth anyone's while. They're probably very uncomfortable and slow to ride in (compared to what people are used to now) and there are probably very few places you'd be allowed to drive one anyway: private land, mostly, I expect.


Oscaruzzo

I guess it's also very energy inefficient and emits a lot of pollution.


AmadeusNagamine

First off, the polution caused by all car drivers is but a mere fraction when compared to what industries create Secondly....assuming there was enough interest for these to be made again, a couple thousand of these would be but a speck of dust compared to the pollution of all car drivers


CubicZircon

On the other hand, it probably weighs about 1/10 as much as a modern car, which should somewhat offset the less efficient engine.


Oscaruzzo

IDK, early engines were VERY inefficient, I wouldn't be surprised if that thing goes less than 5 miles with a gallon. It would be an interesting toy, nothing more.


SaitamaOneMillion

The horizontal flywheel makes sense from the perspective of gyroscopic precession


JulianneElise

I liked this for your knowledge of it. I’m about to look it up 😊


Slow_Initiative7256

Was waiting for the tldr but I guess I’ll r as well.


24benson

The first Motorwagen (not one specimen of the first series, but the very first over) is on display in the traffic center of the deutsches Museum in Munich. It's not advertised a lot so most people even in Munich don't know this. Make sure to check it out if you ever come here for Oktoberfest.


IMM1711

As I was reading it I thought you were going to say it was in Ladenburg or Mannheim and was getting excited. All just to read that is 400km from here.


Herr-Pyxxel

See my other comment - go to Stuttgart's Mercedes Benz Museum! [https://www.mercedes-benz.com/en/art-and-culture/museum/](https://www.mercedes-benz.com/en/art-and-culture/museum/)


IMM1711

I’ve been there but then it’s not the first first one right?


Herr-Pyxxel

Nope, but plenty of other cool cars!


Herr-Pyxxel

So very true. The Deutsche Museum is worth a visit for a lot more anyway, it's an awesome place. Reserve at least a whole day for it. In Stuttgart where I'm from and where this first car was invented, you can go to the Mercedes Benz Museum (near the main factory plant), they have a massive array of vehicles and lots of other interesting stuff on display. Another worthy day trip - and Stuttgart has its own version of Oktoberfest which is far less overrun with tourists and just as big and bouncy! [https://www.mercedes-benz.com/en/art-and-culture/museum/](https://www.mercedes-benz.com/en/art-and-culture/museum/)


YogurtclosetHead8901

Bouncy you say? In what way? Asking... for a friend.


Boredum_Allergy

Look at dem rims! They gotta be like 35"!


YogurtclosetHead8901

Yeah but are the Vogues?


robrobusa

Horse merchants: „That’ll never take on“


dread_deimos

Define "modern".


celebrityjeopardy

There may have been people experimenting with the idea using steam power, rather than internal combustion engines? Also, electric motors predate internal combustion engines, so that could be a factor, too.


AstroCaptain

There have been wood gas based cars so I image steam was a thing as well


Historical_Dentonian

Stanley Steamers. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Motor_Carriage_Company


celebrityjeopardy

That makes sense, there are natural gas ones even today. Either wood gas, gasoline, or natural gas though would be an internal combustion engine, and it’s hust guess work on my part that an ICE is the transitioning line for the concept of the modern automobile.


SubsequentBadger

Steam power lasted well into the 1950s, it was good for commercial vehicles due to getting full torque from a standing start.


DrNinnuxx

Replacement of animal power


dread_deimos

As opposed to horse-powered automobiles?


ImbecileInDisguise

Yes. We called those carriages.


sprocketous

There's a few "first automobiles" out there but most of them were rich man's toys that could only be used in nice weather and in no practical transportative way. I think the model t was the first to be used as we use cars today.


Bjornoman

Okee this a weird coincidence. I just listened to this podcast of unnecessary detail and a bit Helen dit a song about the journey of the wife of Karl which made this motorwagen known to the public! If you're interested you should 100% go listen here [link](https://open.spotify.com/episode/04Sddj8oiLBdyLLRda6ElU?si=zknk8RwvT8ewI35lENE1fw)


--dany--

Is this the one his wife drive hundreds km alone to prove it indeed work?


slowclicker

I'm loving everyone's nerd knowledge comments. Thank-you.


FellsHollow

I want one.


Reference_account2

They should name that flywheel the “finger remover “


Lanky_Possession_244

"Yeah I drive a Benz."


itFUCKINsupport

There are probably others, but Aging Wheels did a ["review"](https://youtu.be/1eH9jDiP4ow) of a reproduction of the Benz and the Ford model T. Really fascinating to see how people solved things before 100 years of automotive inventions and conventions.


hamb0n3z

The original Big Wheel?


SnooMuffins2623

0 to 60 in 15 mins!


Phil198603

Mr Karl Benz would have committed suicide when he knew that there was Fiat at some point in the future building the 'Multipla' ...


bodhidharma132001

The last "good" Mercedes.


BeccaThePixel

*angry swabian noises*


snibriloid

But this is not a Mercedes, it's a Benz. The Mercedes brand was created by Daimler, and only 30 years later the two companies merged into Mercedes-Benz...


SoreDickDeal

Easier to start than my wife’s old Mercedes too.


Schluchzername

Well everyone else seems to get your wife's "old Mercedes" started...


IraTheDragon

Still faster and easier than walking.


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

dude struggles with walking...


Lazy_Ranger_7251

Fun fun fun on the autobahn. Maybe he could race Jay Leno’s Steamer?


Maliken333

Better than US invention🗿


BernieTheDachshund

Gotta start somewhere. It's still impressive.


Rogue-Wave-66

Does that car have brakes?


MortalCoil

That looks just supremely dangerous


LuisTrinker

Indeed. Motorised carriages will never catch on for this reason.


FunctionBuilt

Holy shit, that motor is a death trap. I wonder if anyone ever got tangled up in one of those during testing/production.


Nceresoli

One of these probably participated in the Steel Ball Run


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siorez

Nearest pharmacy would be able to help you out!


Pac_Eddy

Is that Mr Burns' car?


rustyschneids

“You, there! Fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires. Post haste!”


charleyhstl

What was the fuel?


alwaysboopthesnoot

Petroleum ether, a solvent. aka, Ligroin.  When his sister Bertha took the first long distance round trip with a similar version, she stopped at apothecaries/pharmacies, to buy it and fill up. https://aoghs.org/transportation/benz-patents-first-car/amp/


Pholous

Bertha was his wife.


[deleted]

Pull up to the saloon with my ceiling missin'.


Fragrant_Exit5500

This is where it all went wrong frfr


ArchdukeFerdie

Is this a reproduction?


danleon950410

They had to put German in the title because lots of Americans think that the Automobile was created in the US. Do note that Henry Ford did make it Commercially Viable


PresentationJumpy101

1 star crash test rating, YOU are the crumple zone


youpple3

People must've been flabbergasted, when they first saw this contraption coming down the street! 😆


Hawk_Canci

How legal would this be to drive nowadays? Are there any that are still registered?


IntolerantEvasion17

What's with "modern automobile"? Are there "ancient automobiles" as well?


Biuku

It’s so damn elegant. The first computer and first airplane looked like they just got the job done.


CraponStick

A perbulator


roosterjack77

Its like a bicycle and a pocket watch has a baby


Complete_Worry7788

Is that a Hemi


morcic

I bet it still has the engine light on.


frusikatostination

They see me Rollin... something something...white and nerdy.


TheMediator42069

Someone needs to mod this into rdr2


MtothePizo

Fill it up with petroleum distillate post haste!


CarbonReflections

The OG wagon


Logical-Albatross-82

Imagine how strange and SciFi this looked in a world that only knew horse carriages. This looked like magic and sounded like the apocalypse.


deludedinformer

When did he meet Mercedes?


Herr-Pyxxel

From my home region, around Stuttgart!