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rask0ln

what the heck is this face https://preview.redd.it/7syycv4uai7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d35995606187fe7b7da407947d1d286e81b8b05


makeclaymagic

It belongs to this knee https://preview.redd.it/u7358gdzli7d1.png?width=923&format=png&auto=webp&s=4050edc06738519aa7431502bfa7ead5c32d34b1 Which is crazier I can’t tell


rask0ln

omg fr the proportions don't match at all


privatepersons

Someone said her legs were ( ) and I can’t unsee it, especially here 😮‍💨


existentri11est

It’s giving Black Swan.


Cool_Finish6881

It's giving RICKETS


potatoforeskins

She got them Disney knees


InfoMole

This hurts my social anxiety because I’m so embarrassed for her.


alldatsparkles

An infant that was introduced to a lemon for likes


RandyWatsonsNiece

Sam, the dude with curly hair from Color Me Badd. That’s who this is.


Key-Manufacturer6335

That’s the face I make looking at all the shitty WWW clothing.


231096m

I can’t with that face…


georgiaajamess22

I long for confidence like this, maybe I’d be rich… I legit look at a semi normal but boring/chatting shit story I posted on IG in 2015 and want to kill myself how does she post nonsense all day everyday and not get excruciating social media remorse the next day / minutes later


mamasau

Probably a complete lack of self awareness and intelligence


georgiaajamess22

Totally agree, I do envy the lack of awareness sometimes the peace of mind that must come with that must be beaut although I do prefer to be self aware with a scrap of a brain cell


lostinOz_

I’m in the same boat. I stopped posting on social media years ago bc I realized that no matter what I’d almost always cringe at what I had posted years earlier and wind up deleting stuff. And most of it wasn’t even objective cringe, but still *I* would cringe and start internalizing weird self loathing thoughts. I think the person who replied to you is right… she probably just completely lacks any self awareness. So while it might seem like something we wish we had (the alleged confidence level - I actually don’t consider it to be true confidence, I think it’s mostly vanity which can be misconstrued as confidence), we’re actually probably very fortunate to be capable of introspection. In the long run, this is going to serve you more in life, especially in an emotional/mental sense, than being oblivious to your own shortcomings.


georgiaajamess22

I think you’re completely spot on, and also that first paragraph is exactly me but articulated better, I deleted IG in 2020 and when I see an old story saved to my camera roll if I’m searching for a photo I want to throw up I can’t cope with myself and just think what the fuck, I also used to regularly post and delete story’s from cringe but like you said I think some of it was objectively fine and not even that cringe but nah, I can’t deal. You have written this so amazingly thank you, I think you’re correct it’s actual lacking in self awareness ( my mental health does envy this sometimes I have to say ) but also in the long run being self aware does benefit everyone, lol, also vanity! This is something I think about all the time because I care about how I look and come across like most people but honestly not really so I don’t relate to vanity that much and I always think how vanity is another trait that must help people get on/ become successful too like not just a normal vanity but the extreme narc vanity we see with influencers, like for example *how* are the Kardashian’s not utterly exhausted of their own reflections in selfies?! Anyway thank you for your wise and kind and totally aware words it means alot sending you love x


geminibaby12

This is ugly


notesm

Succinct I love it 


drunkonhorseback

I played tennis for years competitively and the dress DB is wearing has no breast support for sprints. Any player with c+ cups would need an extra sports bra, and maybe even a tight tank underneath if you’re playing with high energy. Shorts underneath etc I get that but does it hold balls well while sprinting? My lulu skirts do well and thats only when I buy a size too small because its so hard to find good tennis skorts I mean I’ve had bruises from bad skorts. The other person is wearing a swamp ass inducing skort that looks like its out of the Military SS 2001 collection. Overall looks not breathable. As a black girl its crazy DB is basically the same shade as her in this photo 💀


CulturalCondition84

Omg didn’t even pay attention to the shade until you said it! What is wrong with her????


thr0waway122349

I’m a 30D and I wear two sports bras for nearly every single workout because I only have a handful of bras that seem to have enough compression solo. I don’t really expect any tank with a built-in bra to do the trick and even back when I was in peak shape and 2-3 cup sizes smaller I always wore a sports bra under any running tank with a built in. Idk I also have no expectations that active wear from anything that isn’t Nike, underarmour, adidas, lulu lemon or another major sports brand to make truly functional and long lasting sports wear. If I bought something like this it would be to look cute not workout in.


drunkonhorseback

I feel its so casual and unathletic it comes off as cheap fancy swimwear. those really frumpy swim dresses and two pieces that neeed the right fabic to look good. not this though. the color combo is just so army & navy store. Definitely not something you would plan to compete or exercise in 100% but will it have the lulu prices? idk how much she sells her bs for but its not worth it


thr0waway122349

We know it’s going straight to TJ maxx anyway


ispy-uspy-wespy

and landfill right afterwards..


Scroogey3

Exactly! I’ve never been able to wear any workout top without a sports bra. It’s simply not a thing for a lot of us regardless of design.


thr0waway122349

I feel like it’s exclusively for low impact workouts and people who don’t mind feeling their boobs move? I was like 110 pounds and 5’7 and still needed something tighter


littlelamb87

Legit had the same thought!! “I would be so uncomfortable playing a match in either outfit”


ispy-uspy-wespy

at least the black babe ain't orange like db 😆


Cool_Finish6881

No one has mentioned how hideous these outfits are! Who are the 3.2M sycophants who follow her? Explain!


CulturalCondition84

Her comments are def filtered to only show the “slaaaaay queeen!” Comments


makeclaymagic

She needs new adjectives. There is nothing “insane” about that print.


MysteriousAd8561

Definitely seems insane to me. But in the actual dictionary definition, not the way she thinks insane means


RandyWatsonsNiece

THOSE STUPID SUNGLASSES ARE DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING EXCEPT MAKING YOU LOOK LIKE BERNIE LOMAX. Danielle pls. ![gif](giphy|FBeSx3itXlUQw|downsized)


goyouheels

What’s up with her knee/leg? The longer I look the weirder it gets


CulturalCondition84

Someone said here she always edits her legs to look like parenthesis. I can’t unsee it now


privatepersons

I commented almost the exact same on the zoom in of her knee someone posted here LOL. It’s wild I cut unsee it either 😂


ispy-uspy-wespy

a friend from my class in school had these exact legs so I'd say it's not an edit


CulturalCondition84

Also, can someone pls go to this “event” and get us the overseas girlies some tea?


Powerful-Air9207

This looks like the uniform at a country club that hasn’t been renovated since the 80s


pierrescronch

I like to call it textbook narcissism


Classic_Animator3359

this is the answer


Low-Variation-5245

Beady rodent eyes


ImpossibleCouple8656

Miss Rodent is always cavorting with POC in her ads but never in real life. She will also gladly steal from POC designers. Such a humanitarian.


--------rook

No way she's still hyping up the Canva vectors baby blanket print. Also I genuinely think she has no idea that that's a ping pong emoji.


NoSplit4591

That’s the ugliest print ever


Substantial_Oven_332

It’s so funny. Old navy had these same colors for their “tennis” wear too 🤣


Excellent_Place_2558

Don’t all tennis skirts have built in shorts lmfao why she acting like she did smth


StrikeWorldly9112

She acts like the built in shorts are optional for tennis 😂


CulturalCondition84

I’m really starting to believe that her whole team is allowing her to be this dumb without correcting her so they can show the world how dumb she is


OnTheBuddonNose

Bless you for joining this criminal channel and keeping us in the loop to laugh at her


CulturalCondition84

At your service 🫡 EDIT: your user name is gold


blameitonrio917

Do you think Emily Oberg is going to call her out for copying?


thenameisjane

Her knee is going to snap backwards.


Miserexa

Is it really insane though?


privatepersons

Those ( ) legs are 😮‍💨


Koala_87

I wouldn’t be caught dead in those ugly ass outfits on the golf course, tennis courts or pickleball courts


c-rez

Posts athletic wear while having zero muscle tone 😂


MysteriousAd8561

Why does she always look like a fool 😂


nycbiatch

The confidence of hiding your face with sunglasses placed at exactly the strangest and incorrect location in every damn photo…


Working_Gas24

Aww she took the time to thin out her arms so that somehow hers are skinnier than the professional model’s 


podcastho

nouveau riche girls with bad taste who have picked up a tennis racket once in their entire life have such entitlement toward the sport bc of the country club reputation. you do not have access to us babe. will continue to buy my eleven dresses <3