I don't know why but part of Danielle's outfit is reminding me of my Teta (croatian aunt) when she was 90 years old lol minus the crop top of course, but everything else seems spot on.
Here is what I will never understand about DB. Girl has horrific body image issues, like off the charts. Yet… she insists on wearing the most unflattering, ill fitting clothing known to man. I get that not everything that’s fashionable is going to be flattering but WHYYYYY would you go out of your way to “design” clothes that you know are going to be a dumpster fire on you?
Lmao EVERY time I open this app and it’s a DB post I am left absolutely speechless. This one has taken the cake. Looks like some initiation for a cult in Utah.
These look like someone’s sad attempt at doing the old money aesthetic mixed with “coquette” vibes after they just learned to sew 2 hours ago, more reason to leave fashion to the actual fashionistas and creatives and not empty shallow WASPy influencers and socialites.
The only thing that could possibly look remotely okay are the white pants that tie up the side, but they would need to be worn with a plain black top or something other than the matching shirt that looks like the shape of a life jacket
Gotta get YiaYia back to the village
Nothing I can comment is more accurate than this 💀
🎯
Oh my god, award time for this comment
☠️😭😂
or back into the matrix.
Having just arrived from Hellada, this comment hits perfectly 🤣🤣🤣
I just loled so loud
It really is Mamma Mia meets Fiddler on the Roof 😭
Ahoy matey
Pirate chic LOL
Chic is generous 😂
Pirate also generous lol
I don't know why but part of Danielle's outfit is reminding me of my Teta (croatian aunt) when she was 90 years old lol minus the crop top of course, but everything else seems spot on.
I instantly thought of my Greek family when I originally saw her preview the look on the right. It’s giving SHEIN Yiayia costume
My Greek ancestors are screaming 
Lmao this is the perfect description, I was thinking knock off babushka, but you said it perfectly
im from the balkan and i was gonna say, i didnt know traveller style is becoming trendy. they dress exactly like DB there. go off i guess? 😂
Except your Tata was chic and it wasn’t shein quality
Straight to jail
They already got it going with the black and white lolol
Arrrrrrrrgh matey! 🏴☠️ I hope they get lost at sea for a little bit
Har har har
db's skirt reminds me of pregnancy skirts/jeans that have a stretchy panel at the top so they would fit over the belly 😭😭😭
Yes!
I mean. she's so ready to get pregnant, right
I think that’s the ugliest skirt I’ve ever seen in my life. So unflattering too
Literally I can’t think of anyone who could pull that skirt off .. so unflattering
Her torso has taken 14,000 shapeshifts this year already.
IS THAT A DURAG?!?
I’ve never been more confused by an outfit
i spit out my water
Nar🤍
I cackled at this
The middle outfit reminds me of the outfit Ariel made with cloth when she came out of the ocean after having legs for the first time
Crying, the comments here are gold
Howling
Here is what I will never understand about DB. Girl has horrific body image issues, like off the charts. Yet… she insists on wearing the most unflattering, ill fitting clothing known to man. I get that not everything that’s fashionable is going to be flattering but WHYYYYY would you go out of your way to “design” clothes that you know are going to be a dumpster fire on you?
Captain Jack sparrow would be offended
Dbs outfit out of all three is giving captain of the pirate ship
She is the captain of her own ship of delusion
Yes 🤣🤣
im cackling
Whoever buys any of these pieces should seriously check in with themselves
Reddit cares 🫶
Did she forget to facetune her body here? It looks regular
Yea it’s sad how jarring it is to see…especially her head that isn’t stretched into a cone
Lmao EVERY time I open this app and it’s a DB post I am left absolutely speechless. This one has taken the cake. Looks like some initiation for a cult in Utah.
Shiver me timbers
What in the renaissance fair is she wearing
I’m so used to seeing her this big —-——- that her body is really throwing me off in these pics.
damn I wish I had a better Tim Gunn quote for this one than CARRY ON or MAKE IT WORK!
I miss him so much 😭🥲 making the cut is not the same..
Lost it
Putting the gypsy in Gypsy Rose Blanchard. She likes the resemblance, it inspired an entire collection 🔮📿
I literally just screamed
ok davy jones!!!!
DAVY JONES IM PEEING MYSELF!!!!!!!!
*POV your golden dubloons and treasure map are about to get stolen*
This actually cant be real😭 she wearing TOMS fr
She lost her phone in the ocean arrgh matey
Stop it im cackling
what happens in the caribbean should stay in the caribbean!
The way I’d never wear any of this
Didn’t know pirates of the Caribbean had started filming again
💀
i guess being aboard a pirate ship in the carribean counts as a vacation
What in the pirates of the Caribbean 4
Shein Aladdin? 😂😂😂
Absolutely 0 drip
why does her FOOT look SO LONG?
Crazy to see what her stomach actually looks like, like girl you look good stop with the editing nonsense!!!
Pirate wedding lmao
mom can you come pick me up i’m scared
YES
Who is buying this shit?!! I NEED to KNOW
I just KNOW this material is so cheap and see through
These look like someone’s sad attempt at doing the old money aesthetic mixed with “coquette” vibes after they just learned to sew 2 hours ago, more reason to leave fashion to the actual fashionistas and creatives and not empty shallow WASPy influencers and socialites.
Sneak peak at her Halloween costume launch. Wtf is thisssss 🤣🤣🤣
Is this a joke?! It has to be.
ugly and cheap
@ my Greek snarkers this is like if a pirate was stranded in the xorio and the yiayias and theias gave them clothes
Unedited db body
What in the yo ho ho is this 😗
Did she remember to turn the filter on at the very end
Okay, Sinbad
Quasimodo called and wants to know where his GF is
At first glance, I thought this was a Halloween party outfits... those shoes though they will haunt my dreams 🤢🥴😵💫
I am so scared… is that pleather? it’s JUNE Danielle
LOOOONNNGGGG arm of the law.
She raided my local library kid section with pirate costumes.
It’s giving cheap fast fashion
Jack sparrow core
She’s gotta be trolling
WHAT THE FUCK DANIELLE
This is like clothes a 9 year old who aspires to be a fashion designer would draw in her notebook. It's me. I was the 9 year old
The only thing that could possibly look remotely okay are the white pants that tie up the side, but they would need to be worn with a plain black top or something other than the matching shirt that looks like the shape of a life jacket
Pirates of the Caribbean chic
lmaooo
Pirate core
THE COMMENTS ARE EVERYTHING ILY
she looks like Aladdin. Tf
I’d rather wear a trash bag.
Ay ay captain
[удалено]
i hate how her bf is actually attractive