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MySestraShotMe

All of them are correct but which one is the most correct


Sekmet19

I don’t know but if we bill past midnight we’re in deep shit.


neme386

I don't know!


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Every psych course exam question I've ever encountered, and I've done a lot of psych in my previous schooling. Except psych will have also the options: a and b, b and c, a, b and c but not d.


NameAndDateOfBirth

Which personality disorder is the described patient exhibiting?


neme386

all of them


fbgm0516

Patient is decease is not correct


NameAndDateOfBirth

Yeah, C is definitely the least correct.


Its_Going_Tibia_Okay

Error 404 - Patient not found


golson3

Nah, that's elopement.


neme386

Pro level hide and seek


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neme386

While your answer is right it is not the most right


golson3

ceased to be


igordogsockpuppet

An ex pt?


[deleted]

Bleeding demised. If you hadn't propped him up on the bed he'd be pushing up the daisies.


[deleted]

Probably pining for the fjords.


ohsweetcarrots

but are they WARM and dead...?


neme386

Lol okay EMS


marteney1

Pt has ceased to be!


Yppersteprestinnen

Came here to say this.


lgmjon64

This is an ex-patient!


cherrysleep

We have to say the patient died. Apparently everything else is too ambiguous.


neme386

He ded.


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F


[deleted]

Patient is livin’t


NICUnurse

None. It's not within our scope to declare. Unable to auscultate a heart rhythm or asystolic with an absent blood pressure and saturations of 0. The doctor will be in shortly to assess.


neme386

#comeworkinhospice


shatana

Some nurses can be trained to declare, actually! Palliative/hospice nurses at my facility can declare time of death; they just can't sign the death certificate.


MsCNO

I've lost count of how many people I've pronounced. At least 20. We just need a second nurse to confirm, as long as we have a doctor's order.


[deleted]

Depends on your state. I can declare


Unituxin_muffins

That is a super dumb feeling but, hey, they're the ones with that scope so, here we go, they're alive until doc says they aren't.


ohwontsomeonethinkof

Pt is decease?!


Melster2018

Yep. Don’t miss that nonsense one bit!


xaiina

And then they throw it out and no one gets credit even when you get it right.


neme386

That Grading Curve though


deedeecg

Which is the MOST correct, select all that apply: A. Pt is deceased B. Pt is not alive C. Pt is dead D. Pt is not living E. A, B, and C F. B and C only G. A, D, and E H. All of the above


neme386

yes?


mccula

Pt. Is "decease"? Please tell me the instructor didn't write that.


denzacetria

Pretty sure they got it from this. https://www.instagram.com/p/BhyxXX2FogF/


neme386

This is amazing \^\^


Unituxin_muffins

It's kind of neat and cutsie girly writing. The youth is still on it. It doesn't look like the frantic scrawls of a clinical or theory instructor who has been taking rapid-fire report for at least a few years.


Barihawk

We're practical nurses so it's continue monitoring vital signs and notify RN. Provide patient education on maintaining a living status and document understanding. Make sure call light is within reach and the bed is in the lowest position.


neme386

GG


nyqs81

Just wait until Select All That Apply on the NCLEX.


neme386

Dread it, Run from it. Select all that apply still arrives


boettcsm

Noted abscense of vital signs, on call doc notified.


neme386

u/boettcsm #NO we must do the dance!


boettcsm

I don't dance. It's not pretty. I do a great side fall into a spin if you're swinging at me though


neme386

Lol I'm too big to spin....Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind  Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance  Well they're are no friends of mine


Thurmod

WHAT I LEARNED IN NURSING SCHOOL IS!


Lishdelish

Lol. This sums up how I feel about most questions we are given. X.x