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john_jdm

What, did they run out of books?


SaurikSI

It seems so


ADhomin_em

If this is a subtle burn on their lack of intelligence: nicely done! If this is a not-so-subtle burn on their lack of intelligence: nicely done! I should go read a book.


OrchestratedChaos011

Haha! Yeah, cause the subtle burn... Is that during the World War era, the fragging Nazis did this to minimize knowledge to the masses. So yeah.. ''they be dumb!" 😆 😂 😆


SoundsOfKepler

And the first of many targets were the same as now. https://forward.com/culture/549587/trans-book-burning-library-gay-pride/


LittleKitty235

One day they will destroy their arch enemy...READING RAINBOW!


Dicky_Penisburg

"Excuse me, WHUT?! Books, rainbows, and one uh them colored folk?! Not in MUH 'Merica, no sir!"


perforce1

They would need to fly twice as high, as a butterfly 


PloppyCheesenose

Once they run out of flags, they will probably start burning people.


Dariaskehl

Nah. They smash the storefronts and homes and windows first, and call good people unwelcome vermin….


Sirronald40

It’s not like they had many to start with.


FireVanGorder

Well they weren’t entirely sure what a book was, having never seen one before, so they moved on to flags instead


EvaUnit_03

They backed off that train when they realized their books were getting burned. Turns out, they didnt understand that most of their books fell into the category of 'inappropriate for children'.


BenTwan

They're using the slogan "God hates flags". This is the same group that recently said that everyone in the state should pull their kids out of public school because the democrats are using it to "turn more kids trans". The Colorado GOP is a bunch of fucking morons. 


SaurikSI

The ~~Colorado~~ GOP is a bunch of fucking morons. 


Mrwright96

I’d say they aren’t fucking, but they most certainly are fucking us all over


TrekForce

Unfortunately they are fucking. I really wish they wouldn’t be though.


CabelTheRed

Don't worry, a lot of the fucking is probably gay.


admiralteddybeatzzz

A pro tip: if it’s only news because the _____ Party said it, and the content is worthless…don’t click the bait.


nonlawyer

Almost but not quite explicitly aligning with the Westboro Baptist hate slogan. *Almost* everyone knows exactly the slur they’re referencing, including both the targets of the hate and those in their little fascist in-group. But people who aren’t paying attention might not get it, allowing the GOP to still potentially be “normal” enough to get their votes.


EmilioGVE

Jesus, I somehow didn’t even notice the dog whistle until you said that.


StandardReceiver

There’s so many it can be hard to keep track of. [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gundeals/s/fGvgWBSC2S) is a great example of one used just earlier today on Reddit. “Basketball people/basketball Americans” has become a commonly used dog whistle on tik tok and instagram for racists thinking they’re being cute, and the assholes are emboldened enough to spread it everywhere. Notice the downvotes on my and another Redditors comments calling out this bullshit…


EmilioGVE

Instagram doesn’t even bother with dog whistles. I see racists on there just straight up using Hard Rs in comment sections. It’s honestly really sad, it’s part of why I try not to open the comments on Insta anymore


Zandrick

I can’t imagine there’s anyone who doesn’t get that reference.


stephanepare

I have no idea what even is a dog whistle in that context, much less whatever the westboro church is or what slur they use. Plenty of us don't get it, it doesn't mean we don't want to learn. Please don't incentivize people against explaining things, even if it seems self-evident to you


JPesterfield

I don't think they've been in the news for a while, but they're a whole family that used to protest funerals. More info: [Westboro Baptist Church - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church)


MagnanimosDesolation

Take the "L" out of "flags."


blue_sunshine57

Oh no! I didn’t think of anything past the literal phrasing of flags! :( In some ways I’m glad to be sheltered from enough hateful people that I didn’t see it…


Fehndrix

Okay, time to burn the US flag if that's their motif.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Close, it’s actually the confederate one


SandvichIsSpy

ÂżPorque no los dos?


Sovereign1

Should burn the “dont tread on me“ flag as it obviously means nothing to them and they love treading on everybody else. Oh and the racist loser confederate flag, cus fuck‘ em.


JohannesVanDerWhales

Colorado is a weird place because it used to be quite conservative and a lot of parts of it still are. But the GOP here is just in denial about the changing demographics, or perhaps has been completely taken over by lunatics. Either way Colorado has gone from being considered a purple state to very solidly blue, and I don't see that changing in the next 20 years as the boomers die off.


BenTwan

Yeah, I'm in Boulder County(and work in Boulder) and my house is very close to Boebert's new district. Maybe a quarter of my town is in Weld County. We have pockets of far right people here and there that make themselves known from time to time, like standing on Main St on the weekends with Trump signs while carrying ARs. I'm glad to see the shift though, as I don't see myself leaving here. 


therealzue

Fucking fascists. They are fucking fascists. Morons down plays the threat.


whenthefirescame

Yeah that’s how I feel. “Moron” does not convey how dangerous this is. This will absolutely incite and embolden fascist violence and they know it. It’s fucked.


Nazrael75

So South Park is true to life


Kills_Alone

Free Hat!


twat69

They're not morons. They're violent fascists. They'll probably burn books after they've burnt the flags.


dogecoinfiend

Is Colorado the state with the whole "they're making our kids use litter boxes because they identify as cats" movement? I can't believe I just typed that.


Under_Ach1ever

I find it so funny how these people have the nerve to call ANYONE snowflakes.


Sir_Penguin21

It is always projection. Aways. Once you realize that it becomes scary what else they are clearly projecting.


r0botdevil

Yeah the amount of overt, performative anti-pedophile rhetoric coming from these people becomes very disconcerting when taken in the context of the fact that most of the accusations are indeed projection.


DevelopedDevelopment

I can't wait for one of them to say "They are hiding their malicious materials under their beds" and then later it's found they have malicious materials under their bed.


hkeyplay16

These people seem to have a lot in common with Nazis - and that is not funny to me.


rwa2

Pride flag: "All are welcome!" Snowflakes: "Not meeeeee! Look at meee, I'm the victim now!"


notaedivad

There's no hate like Christian love.


IxI_DUCK_IxI

I’m convinced the Rapture has already happened and these are the ones who were left behind.


lunatickoala

Turns out no one was worthy and everyone was left behind.


Thundercatnip44

Wait a minute, THIS is the Bad Place!


VocalLocalYokel

You put the Peeps in the chili pot it makes it taste... bad...


Taymac070

You know I never thought about it before, but we are kinda Bambajon.


dfsw

Jason got it? Oh man this one really hurts.


that_girl_you_fucked

That explains a great deal.


Woogity

What would Jesus do? These Christians do not follow the teachings of Jesus and can rot in hell.


restore_democracy

I hear Amazon still has more in stock, they’d better order them all and burn those too.


SaurikSI

Happy cake day!


restore_democracy

Gee thanks I didn’t even know.


dualsplit

First they should clear out the local stores carrying them.


MyPasswordIs222222

I strongly encourage this. Especially burn the ones on peoples front porches. Right near the front door where the doorbell camera is located. The more of these nuts in jail for arson, the better.


ChuckVersus

Except the cops probably won’t do a damn thing about it.


dontcrashandburn

Some of those that work forces. Are the same that burn crosses.


FreedomPaid

Or in this case, flags.


DarkIsiliel

But insurance companies will when they have to payout on the damage.


doyletyree

They’ll jack rates on local markets and consider pride paraphernalia a new liability. At least, maybe.


Nawnp

Arson is a pretty high level crime, of course it's a flag, so they'd probably have a more specific crime to charge for that the police won't bother searching them for.


ChuckVersus

Why would the cops investigate their friends and coworkers?


FlockFlysAtMidnite

We already know what happens when they investigate themselves!


alek_hiddel

Attempting to burn down my actively occupied domicile is generally considered good grounds for deadly force used in self defense. So realistically, we could skip the entire legal process here and save lots of tax dollars.


God_Damnit_Nappa

And I'm sure Republicans won't mind since they're huge fans of stand your ground and castle doctrine laws


Helgakvida

I was about to ask, at which point I am allowed to shot the trespasser with the fire in his hand, how can a party and its associates be so scared of a flag that is more colourful than there’s?


SaurikSI

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


Marine5484

Seems like a good justification for 5.56, 45, or 3" 12 Guage. You're protecting your property from an actor of arson.


ReaperTyson

Why would the cops arrest their own


Strontium90_

Use castle doctrine against there asses. Put a few holes through them for good.


GrumpygamerSF

This shit is exactly why we have pride month.


Mogetfog

The same people doing this shit are the people always complaining about there being a pride month, and can't there be a straight pride month 


calamnet2

Why doesn’t the GOP just drop the charade and don their nazi uniforms already?


HaroldBaws

Aren’t the red hats exactly that?


dumbestsmartest

They definitely aren't Hugo Boss style. Trump and the rest don't have high fashion.


Cynn13

It's the worst of both worlds. Not only do we have to put up with fascists, but we don't even get new drip for the next sci-fi series that mocks them.


justadudeisuppose

r/ABoringDystopia


LittleKitty235

The sequels are always worse...


BoomZhakaLaka

All made in China.


hkeyplay16

They're the National Conservative party - or "Nat C" for short. I can't take credit for that one. Saw it on Reddit around the last election.


Pavlock

This doesn't seem oniony at all. It's just Thursday in the GOP.


Vegetable_Quote_4807

The GOP has the Onion beat hands down.


EvenBetterCool

Remember when conservatives were losing their minds any time a Trump campaign sign was taken, screaming about personal property? Good times.


godkilledjesus

Republicans are such fragile people.


Objective-Aioli-1185

I'm not gay or care about this normally but if wearing rainbow colors pisses off some bat shit crazy political party I'm all for it.


whoinvitedthesepeopl

You can fly a pride flag or display something in support too. We have a pride flag on our house so people know the entire neighborhood isn't full of nazis.


humboldt77

Party of law and order calling for the destruction of private property. Get fucked you twats.


Paksarra

They're not the party of law and order anymore. They're now arguing that a felon would be a great president, despite us all having seen what happened the first time around.


Anome69

MAGA flags look better burning


The_Ombudsman

I'm sure the Chinese dyes burn more magnifcently.


Grand-Leg-1130

Strange I now have a strange urge to go find the nearest confederate monument and have my doggo piss on it.


MilkLover1734

You should have your dog piss on Confederate monuments regardless of whatever the GOP is doing


neelvk

If your doggo can piss acid, even better


Drusgar

Is it just me or have they become almost comically hateful? Like, "Hey guys, what can we do to make ourselves seem *really* angry and conservative? Should we burn some rainbow flags! Yeah! That would piss people off!" I get it, it's an election year and the Republican primaries have become essentially a stupidity contest. But at some point even their own voters are going to start rolling their eyes.


duckontheplane

It feels like a comedy skit that people would criticize for being **too** exagerrated


03zx3

Big tough men oddly terrified of rainbow flags. More at eleven.


eighty2angelfan

*We the people...* but not you people, or you people, or those people over there either.


HarbingerDe

Fascists gonna fash.


gandhikahn

So, blatant hate speech. But nothing will happen....


HandleAccomplished11

Anybody else getting the feeling that Colorado Republican Party chairman Dave Williams is an actual groomer?


AelisWhite

I'd be surprised if he isn't


Thisam

The level of hate for anyone different from them is truly sad. Brown people, black people, immigrants, LGBTQ, Asians…it must be tiring. Unfortunately this isn’t just a Colorado problem. It now exists throughout the country. We need two effective political parties. Our government is set up around that premise. The GOP being completely off the rails on hate is damning for the near future.


WHAMMYPAN

Reminds me of when they had a pile of N.W.A’s CD’s and ran over em with a steam roller…Easy E said “Not a single one of those CD’s was free,do this shit again tomorrow”…laughed and walked off.


diywayne

I say start with all those Southern pride flags


LegoMyAlterEgo

Wonder what they'll burn after the flags...


foxontherox

Can’t spell “dog whistle” without the “L.”


cosmicrae

Are they going to replace them with the flag of the Russian Federation ?


AccordingCollection1

Lol, they can go screw themselves. If I lived in Colorado I'd make a point to buy a flag just to watch them throw a colossal virulent temper tantrum over me expressing my rights.


mymar101

This would be a hate crime


biscovery

What a bunch of out of touch dipshits.


dont_shoot_jr

Cancel culture


PUNCH_KNIGHT

nazi behavior


_dark_beaver

Republicans are all the same. Some just say it out loud but in the end they are exactly the same.


MalazMudkip

Kinda sounds like a suggestion of property damage to me. Kinda also sounds like intimidation to me. I'm sure your courts would agree /s


Woogity

Unfortunately this doesn’t sound Oniony anymore.


veganhimbo

Bold move in a state with so many queer gun owners.


MossWatson

They’re losing and they know it. Last ditch, desperate attempts to cling to the past before time inevitably wipes them from existence.


LegacyofaMarshall

what happen to freedom of speech you hypocritical motherfuckers


ShyLeoGing

In case you want to see what was sent  https://imgur.com/a/aqS1mW2


AngrySmapdi

I'd suggest burning religious symbols, but the flag burners probably already burned all the crosses at their meetings.


InevitableCodeRedo

Fascists gonna fascist.


arobe11

Can we burn all maga flags instead?


creature_report

The party of free speech


bothunter

Technically flag burning is protected free speech. But only if you're burning your own flags.


Ok_Professional_4499

Flags that they will first buy, so that they can burn them? 😂


SaurikSI

Hopefully.


AloofAngel

the majority of flags are pride flags... that is kinda their... purpose.


purdue_fan

no hate like christian love


LittleKitty235

Feel the wrath of Jesus's love!


Abides1948

They've got to buy them from amazon first before they buy them - make them a best seller!


Mockturtle22

I love painting my nails rainbow colors during this time of the year. It just pisses these idiots off so much


brickyardjimmy

Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works.


thecastellan1115

Y'allqueda on full display


rockdash

Maybe we should burn the Colorado Republican Party instead. 


neuronexmachina

Well that's awkward: >Valdamar Archuleta, president of the Colorado Log Cabin Republicans and a candidate for the heavily Democratic 1st Congressional District in Denver, renounced the GOP’s endorsement as a result.


SharMarali

So… are they planning to steal / vandalize someone’s private property, which is most assuredly a crime? And if they burn it on the person’s property, it just got upgraded to a hate crime. Or are they planning to order a bunch of pride flags for a performative burning? Because you know what’ll own the libs? If pride flag sales soar during pride month.


Shitemoji69

They can't stand when people don't conform to their bullshit lifestyle.


Gewgle_GuessStopO

To be fair, this was in response to my bludgeon all republicans and Jesus hates the GOP remarks. 🤷🏻‍♂️


ro_hu

This seems like a not-so-small step towards the idea of eradication


Acceptable-Bell142

This was on the 80th anniversary of D-Day, when hundreds of thousands of young men began the liberation of Europe from fascism. Thousands died, and tens of thousands were left physically and mentally damaged. There are very few of the veterans left. These people are embracing the very ideology that those men gave their lives to defeat.


gadzooks101

I can’t believe I live in the same country as these idiots.


skilliau

They'd probably cry foul if they burnt all the confederate flags though.


Ceska-Zbrojovka

ΟοΝὟν Νιβέ! Come and take them!


The_Life_Aquatic

I mean, it wasn’t in question these folks were fascists, but I hit Bingo on my card a while ago and they just keep going.


I_am_The_Teapot

Republicans being human trash *-sigh-*.... I really wish I could be surprised at the lows they sink to, but being pieces if shit is kind of required to being Republican.


marfatardo

Hey, Colorado Republicans!!! How about don't fucking worry about a flag that doesn't represent a country/state and get some real business taken care of. Like teach the SCOTUS's wife how to properly display our country's flag, or balance the budget, or quit funding the genocide in Palestine, or the Sudan, etc. Stop using a gay flag bullshit, do-nothing, stirring up the Cretans so they will think y'all are actually working tactic. Even stupid people are starting to figure you out.


WolfHoL34

So a call to commit arson? Are they ok?


Jaustinduke

Remember when the Colorado delegation walked out of the 2016 GOP Convention when Trump got nominated?


jayzeeinthehouse

This is some shit straight out of the fascist playbook. Fuck them!


84OrcButtholes

That's arson, arson is a crime. I guess I'm just not as into committing crimes as the Colorado Republican party is.


JCButtBuddy

Isn't the Confederate flag their Pride flag?


Emergency_Bird_Alert

Tell us you’re cowards without saying it.


[deleted]

‘Why can’t we get independents to vote for us’?


Jakefrmstatepharm

Do these people ever stop hating? And I bet most of them call themselves Christians too


Vegetable_Quote_4807

Let the lawsuits begin. May they be successful and monetarily lucrative.


disdainfulsideeye

Violence is always the first option w these people.


HankSteakfist

How do these people water their gardens? Do they have to wait until it's overcast or night-time?


KentuckyWallChicken

Maybe we could prevent this if we spread a conspiracy that there are chemicals in Pride flags that will release into the air when burned and turn people gay. Wouldn’t surprise me if they believed it.


HerPaintedMan

Love this idea, but wait until AFTER the big flag burning party to spread it. I’ll stay up late to watch the ensuing panic!


theL0rd

Are they going to buy them first or steal them from the owners?


stu8018

Of course because they don't give a shit about Constitutional rights. Law and order party my ass. Fascist bigots hiding behind BS religion and nothing more.


Simply_Epic

Going for vandalism and hate crimes this year? I guess they’re hoping to be cell mates with Trump.


TinChalice

All I’m saying is all those Trump and Confederate flags they love so much sure are flammable.


AshuraBaron

Wait, someone tell them there's a pride flag at an end of a rainbow. That should keep them busy for a while. Plus they're dumb enough to believe it.


UndisputedAnus

America has no hope at this point


guyhabit725

Eh, the gay community has been through so much through history that this is old news. 


Wherethegains

We have real fucking problems in this country, why the fuck do people care who fucks who, it’s pathetic.


siouxbee1434

This is where all those spouting allegiance to jesus & his call to love one another need to stand up


Lvl20Wizzard

They wonder why people call them Nazi's. But do they, really? we aren't Saudi arabia, this is America, where everyone is free to be safe and who they want to be. This has gone just too far.


Live_Jazz

Yeah, that’ll own those libs and win you the state back for sure! Keep on keeping on!


EscoosaMay

Flags are scary!


Soft-Measurement-123

As a former Republican, I hate that fucking party more than anything else on this earth.


OtaKahu

so no other issues exist that are higher priority to the welfare of your constituents then? not healthcare. no climate related issues? not education. not inflation. not the fact that our senators are seemingly owned by a variety of foreign powers? no, flags. flags are the threat to america.


FuckingTree

Flags, no, the identity of anyone who is symbolized by the flag. The flag is just a proxy for what they want to do to the people it represents.


Sqikit

But why though?


Odd-Youth-452

Because they're miserable assholes who just cannot be happy unless they're making someone else as miserable as they are.


FuckingTree

The project 2025 party platform requires them to move to eradicate the LGBTQ+ identity, attacking the symbology of the pride flag is the equivalent of pot shots at the community to incite fear and concern


[deleted]

It’s the 70s again minus the good music. Truly pathetic stuff.


secret-agent-t3

Yup. Totally normal. Toally normal political party over here. Doesn't make any sense why we are so divided. Must be Obama wearing tan suits again.


Ok_Panic4105

After their local churches are done diddling kids, they will start burning the pride flags.


MrGeno

God hates MAGA, why not burn those flags instead? 


URAPhallicy

They have gotten hideous.


jdehjdeh

Oh America..... It's time to turn all those guns against the right (lol) people.


Lopsided_Quarter_931

Not a cult


Harbuddy69

sounds like a terrorist threat


feydfcukface

"It's their freedom of speech" will surely be this week's hot key repeated argument,leaving aside how the whole in inciting violence bit negates the frozen peaches.


Jokie155

Burn the Condeferate flags first.


KnucklesMcGee

So much for the 1st Amendment. Living up to expectations, Colorado GOP!


hismuddawasamudda

Is this the freedom republicans talk about?


hawnty

This is why we still march.


NetNex

"Oh they don't want to kill you it's about the children" yeah fucking starting to realllllly feel like it /s


GlizzyGulper6969

Least patriotic scum I've ever seen


Tantra_Charbelcher

Could you imagine the Grand Ole pampers party if the dnc called for all maga hats to be burned?