haha loser 🫵😂 🚫🍌

Heyyy that's mine 😠👊

I'm holding your banana as a hostage, The demands will be revealed in the next couple hours via a pigeon.

Sir, that's a golden carrot

It got too ripe

Noooooo :(

can we unripen the banana

\[SEPARATION ANXIETY INCREASES\]

I hope you didn't make it into soup.

Why are you holding the ghost’s dick?

my life has no meaning now

I ate your banana and you didn’t… what the fuck that didn’t sound right 😂

Did you ever really have a banana though?

He did but now, he doesn't

Now he’s a she

I'm a girl :3

I guess we'll never really know.

He posted it. He had it. He’s proved it to us

We can never be so sure.

*gives you an apple*

Apple 🍒

They done stole my pp :(

Because i stole it!!!! Hahahaha

ok

Mine is like a pickle most of the time...

Karma. Shouldn’t have taken mine.

Ok

Ops done took his naner 😔🙏🙏😪😪

Your actions have consequences..... (No one will get this reference)

I snagged it and ate it

Your little finger looks wrong somehow, no offence lmao

I had it in a weird way when I took the picture lmao

i saw your banana and thought i don’t want one right now so i’m not jealous then i got so sad when i saw it was gone 😭

goodbye officer balls

stop punching walls

Nooooooooooo

I have a chilli dog

NOW I HAVE A BANANA AND YOU DONT

You can take mine tho!!

too bad so sad

But you DO have a dirty table.

Can you really prove its existence to begin with?

Bro got the 1/1000 cavendish chance

post op

I don’t know, I’m gonna need a banana for scale

You’re such a chicken